In case you do feel the need to call him a moron, here are a few of the folksy phrases:

Dumber than a box of rocks.

Square root of stupid.

So stupid he couldn’t empty water from his boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.

I used to work for a journalist who was the bureau chief and sole reporter at a backwater outpost of a very major newspaper. She had a list of folksy phrases one could substitute for moron. Allegedly she knows Bush, sort of second handedly, from high school, and she doesn’t think he’s a moron. She doesn’t think much of him, but she says he’s not stupid. A jerk, yes, but not stupid.

hahahahahahaha!! That sounds like “I’ll respect you in the morning” or “the check is in the mail” or “that dog don’t bite”!

“You know who’s too stupid to wish us luck? George Bush. Anybody seen Nance? I need to ask her a question. I wonder if she thinks George Bush is as dumb as I think he is.”

See, and the inside joke is – we learned this week that W had slightly better grades than Kerry had at Yale (Kerry said “I told my father that “D” meant ‘dignified’”!! hahahahahahaha!!!)

Seriously, it (the blog) sounds interesting. Lance needs an editor, and Nace probably scored a big scarlett “A” in that

Got to go write my piece for the American Street now. I’m having trouble with it. I can’t think of any more ways to say Bush is an idiot. I’d better get out my thesaurus.

There are pro life Democrats, and they hold office. It’s been suggested many times that the reason Democrats haven’t been successful lately is the fact they do tolerate debate. This is seen as a sign of weakness these days. The Dems don’t have anyone nicknamed “The Hammer.”

Marybeth

Yeah, sure, get back to me when the Democratic Party nominates for president a pro-lifer…

Did you look at The American Street? It appears to be a website with a point of view very different from your own. I don’t think the intention of having Lance and Nance discussing things is to have one of them representing the right. It looks to me like the site discusses issues, not ideology. You may be unfamililar with the concept of differing ideas existing among those with a shared political bent. It is tolerated outside of the right wing, however.