Oh, my. Poor Toby:
Toby is a bunny with wheat-colored fur and innocent brown eyes. He’s about 10 inches long and the picture of fuzzy-wuzzy cuteness.
Sadly, in a matter of months Toby will be chopped, skinned, sauteed and served in a wine sauce.
The anonymous operator of Savetoby.com has vowed to take this beloved pet to a butcher, slaughter the animal and then devour him in a midsummer feast, unless visitors to the site send $50,000 by June 30. You read it right: Send money, or the bunny is dinner.
“I don’t want to eat Toby,” the site operator writes on the home page, “he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise.”
Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of Joey Skaggs. Only he already did this prank, with dogs.