I see now that the greatest mistake of my career was not moving to Florida straight out of college. It is certainly the nation’s most fertile soil for weird stories, which grow like its tropical vegetation.
Whenever news breaks in south Florida, I think of my old pal Carolyn, who is surely at her desk at the Palm Beach Post as we speak, directing coverage of both the family-values Republican pervert and the sticky-fingered priests, both local stories.
And to think, she prepped for this in Fort Wayne, Indiana, where you’re lucky to get a yarn like this once every two years, if not five. Courage, Carolyn! I’m sure you’ll get a few hours of sleep before local resident Rush Limbaugh is found walking naked down Ocean Drive.
CD said on September 30, 2006 at 11:31 pm
Oh, Nancy. You don’t know the half of it!
This week was up there with the Seyfert’s plant closing in the Fort!
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ashley said on October 1, 2006 at 3:09 am
“I’m sure you’ll get a few hours of sleep before local resident Rush Limbaugh is found walking naked down Ocean Drive.”
You know, to me this isn’t as scary as seeing Ann Coulter walking naked down Ocean Drive…
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Danny said on October 1, 2006 at 4:15 pm
You know, to me this isn’t as scary as seeing Ann Coulter walking naked down Ocean Drive…
Ashley, between your name and comments like this, you are at risk for being mistaken as a female…again. LOL!
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mary said on October 1, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Danny
I think either Rush or Ann walking down Ocean Drive would be scary to either gender.
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Danny said on October 2, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Agreed, I surely want neither of them walking down a public street nekkid.
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