This is why I shut down my damn browser when I have work to do:
A member of the City of Detroit’s pension board filed a police report Thursday against City Council President Pro Tem Monica Conyers, claiming she threatened him with a gun at a board meeting earlier in the week.
That’s the wife of U.S. Rep John Conyers, btw. And, in fairness, she said it was only a metaphorical gun:
“What she said was: ‘I’ve got a bigger gun than your gun, my husband,’ ” Riddle said. “She was talking about a political gun.”
And people wonder why I like it here. It’s Miami with snow!