I always liked my old radio co-host Mark GiaQuinta. He’s a funny guy, but unlike a lot of funny guys, he’s funny even when he’s being interviewed after calling the police who called the bomb squad who sent their little robot out to disarm a funny package sent to his office, and, and…I’m getting ahead of myself.
I’m so proud of my little quote machine:
GiaQuinta said he didn’t think there was a bomb in the box, but when police asked him if he was 100 percent sure there was nothing dangerous inside, he said no.
“I thought he probably wrapped up some dog crap,” GiaQuinta said.
It wasn’t dog crap. It was a turnip. Funny story.
FWOb has pictures.