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Bossy’s excellent road trip.

Bossy in the D.
Photo by Andrea Bossy, with Andrea’s camera.

This was what it boiled down to, after (mum­ble) bot­tles of wine and blueberry-vodka shoot­ers — see the young minx with glasses in the front row? in front of the super­model with glasses? they were her idea — and lo, it was fun. Sud­denly it was after mid­night and I had to pack my half-eaten tiramisu and go home, and it’s just as well, because after I left, some­one went out for White Cas­tles. White Cas­tles, on top of a blueberry-vodka shooter, would have been lethal. And then I would have missed the very pic­turesque car fire I saw from the free­way, yet another area of urban excel­lence in which Detroit leads the nation. Good thing it was hap­pen­ing near a tricky inter­change, or I might have stopped for a photo.

The com­pany was great, and I’ll be adding links to the b’roll as soon as I sort them all out. The face to my left, Michelle, said she wanted to fig­ure out a way she could spend all her time sewing. She said she made quilts. I’m think­ing, OK, very nice, quilts, sewing, yes yes yes. And then I saw some of her quilts, and thought, I sat next to an artist all night long and didn’t know it.

Any­hoo, all thanks to Andrea, our host­ess (first face to Bossy’s right), and just because food this good should be spread around, here’s her recipe for…

Fab­u­lous Salmon Spread
(recipe comes from the Com­plete Book of Hors d’oeuvre, which is out of print)

1 T. but­ter to grease pan
4 oz. sesame crack­ers
one stick (1/2 cup) of but­ter, less what­ever you used to grease pan, melted
2.5 pounds cream cheese, at room tem­per­a­ture
4 eggs
1/2 pound smoked salmon (not lox but the smoked fil­lets that come vac­uum sealed)
1/2 cup finely chopped scal­lions (includ­ing some green)
1/4 cup minced fresh dill

Pre­heat oven to 350 degrees. Use approx­i­mately 1 T. of but­ter to thor­oughly coat the bot­tom and sides of a 9″ spring­form pan. Crush crack­ers and dust some up the sides of the pan. Then mix the rest of the crack­ers with the melted but­ter, and press into bot­tom of the pan.

Using an elec­tric mixer, beat cream cheese and eggs thor­oughly until com­pletely mixed and smooth. (It’s okay if there are a few tiny bumps here and there.) Crum­ble salmon (with­out skin) into the cheese mix­ture, and add scal­lions and dill. Beat again until mix­ture becomes lighter and fluffy. Pour into pan, spread­ing and smooth­ing with a spatula.

Bake 5 min­utes at 350, then reduce heat to 325 and bake 50 min­utes more. If you don’t trust your oven, check for done­ness: cake should be just set in the mid­dle. If you’ve opened the oven to check, give it a cou­ple of min­utes to heat back up to tem­per­a­ture again, and then turn it off. Do NOT open door. Allow salmon fab­u­los­ity to cool com­pletely in oven with door closed. This will take sev­eral hours.

If serv­ing the same day, do not refrig­er­ate, as this tastes much bet­ter at room tem­per­a­ture. It tastes even bet­ter the next day, how­ever, and keeps well for sev­eral days, so feel free to make ahead and refrig­er­ate once it’s cooled. (Cover tightly with plas­tic wrap first.) Just bring up to room temp before serv­ing. Serve with lots of crusty bread for spreading.

This makes a large quan­tity, suit­able for a party. On a buf­fet table with lots of other foods, this quan­tity would safely cover 30 peo­ple. It’s quite rich and goes fur­ther than you’d think.

Also, thanks, Sat­urn, for being Bossy’s cor­po­rate sponsor.

20 responses to
“Bossy’s excellent road trip.”

  1. MommyTime said on April 26th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    It was great to have you over last night, and I’m so delighted I got to meet you! In fair­ness and full-disclosure, I should admit that the photo is not exactly by me. It’s by my cam­era, cour­tesy of Bossy’s long arms and trig­ger fin­ger. It’s unclear to me who gets the photo credit when no one is look­ing through the viewfinder… hmmm… a prob­lem worth pon­der­ing over another blue­berry shooter, I think.

    In White Cas­tles vs. Car Fire, I’m not sure which wins for most exces­sive end to the evening.

  2. nancy said on April 26th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Given my body’s most com­mon reac­tion to White Cas­tles, I could see where they could actu­ally cause a car fire.

  3. brian stouder said on April 26th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Looks like big fun!! Couldn’t fig­ure out why Bossy always strikes me as seri­ous look­ing (like a doc­tor, mak­ing rounds) until this picture.…and then the light bulb turned on, and I went back and looked at oth­ers — and sure enough! — I’ve never seen her teeth; con­ciously or not, when she appears in pic­tures, we don’t get to see them.

    Much as the art of the strip-tease is what you don’t show, now I wanna see teeth, baby!

    Leav­ing that aside — the whole con­cept of the road trip and Sat­urn and all the rest is very cool, indeed (have they lent her a SKY yet?)

  4. Jolene said on April 26th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Are Bossy’s friends all girls? I didn’t look back at all the pic­tures on her site, but it seems like that’s what I’ve been seeing.

  5. Nancy said on April 26th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    A fun time indeed. It was good to have met you, another Nancy. Did we sound a bit too cal­lous to the big “D”? lol

  6. basset said on April 26th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    I’ve been told, and it could be true, that Nashville’s the only city which has both White Cas­tles and Krystals.

    Mean­while, Wichita… the city where White Cas­tle started… doesn’t have any, or at least they didn’t when we lived there in the Eighties.

  7. nancy said on April 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    I thought Whities was yet another Colum­bus thing. Their cor­po­rate HQ was there, anyway.

  8. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    There’s a fright­en­ing recipe some­where in this house for break­fast casse­role made out of … slid­ers. With eggs and stuff poured over a layer of gut-bombs, and baked.

    I’ve never had the nerve to actu­ally make the recipe — kind of like the Siege Per­ilous. Intrigu­ing to have in the front hall, but never to be sat upon.

  9. basset said on April 27th, 2008 at 1:16 am

    dunno what hap­pened after White Cas­tle got started, but the orig­i­nal store was on West Dou­glas in Wichita. might still be stand­ing, it was when we lived there 83 – 85 but it may not have been a burger place, mem­ory is unclear. the local burger at the time was a “Nu-Way,” a mid­west­ern “loose meat” sand­wich — essen­tially a sloppy joe with no sauce.

    Krys­tal is pretty much like a south­ern White Cas­tle. they’re based in Chat­tanooga… was out rid­ing around one night with a pilot friend as he built hours and we pulled into ‘Nooga pretty late, I saw a Krys­tal sign and thought “great, now we can get some­thing to eat.”

    turned out it was where they kept their damn air­planes. sup­per had to wait till we got home.

  10. basset said on April 27th, 2008 at 2:05 am

    »Couldn’t fig­ure out why Bossy always strikes me as seri­ous look­ing (like a doc­tor, mak­ing rounds)

    easy. Bossy is not there to have a good time, be your friend, or look attrac­tive in pic­tures. Bossy is there to sell Sat­urns. Tough job in these times, if any­thing she is not seri­ous enough.

  11. Dexter said on April 27th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Best car sales­per­son , all-time:
    Dinah Shore. “See the U.S.A. \ In your CHEVro­let!!!“
    Dinah sings

  12. Dexter said on April 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    …and worst, at least in my view. (Even though I did actu­ally buy one!)

  13. MIQuilter said on April 27th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    You are too kind to me :) Thank you for help­ing to make such a won­der­ful evening here in Detroit!!

  14. MarkH said on April 27th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    All y’all are pretty hot stuff, I’d say. Nice group; nice shot.

    Dex­ter, watch­ing Ricardo is still a hoot, bad as it is, but even worse IMHO was a ’73 Chrysler com­mer­cial where the Chair­man him­self was hawk­ing New York­ers. An expe­ri­enced broad­cast com­mer­cial pro­ducer, my cousin was respon­si­ble for that one. Sina­tra vol­un­teered to help fel­low paisano Iacocca dur­ing trou­bled times, and as Kirk said, you don’t say “no”. I think it ran all of two weeks.

    I tried to find it on You Tube to no avail.

  15. Dexter said on April 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Car loy­al­i­ties: a great the­sis topic. Dear­born is FORD COUNTRY.
    Many old time GM and Ford fam­i­lies won’t allow a competitor’s car in their dri­ve­way. In 1980 I attended a UAW sum­mer school at Indi­ana U and an instruc­tor told of how he could barely con­tain his desire to run any for­eign car off the road…and Vin­cent Chin was mur­dered because Chrysler employ­ees let hatred of Asians cloud their human­ity.
    “Buy Amer­i­can” was the UAW chant until it was OK to buy NUMMI prod­ucts after GM and Toy­ota joined forces.
    Big cars, lit­tle cars, pick­ups and vans all have their advo­cates and haters alike.
    On a blog I fre­quent a smar­tass New Yorker was trash­ing a Texan because Tex had a pickup truck. The New Yorker was a straphanger, the Texan did have a daily Amtrak pass by twenty miles from his house, which was real handy to go buy a sack of gro­ceries …some peo­ple are so over-zealous about other peo­ples’ car­bon foot­prints that they don’t real­ize the other’s life-situation. Would I take an interur­ban train to Toledo instead of a gas-sucking mini­van? Sure I would! How­ever, some­one decided steel-on-rubber auto­mo­biles were the answer and tore up the tracks, and I’d need a really strong time machine to get back to interur­ban train days.
    Yes, lots of talk about reduc­ing car trips to the stores , but peo­ple are still dri­ving a lot more than they need to. My wife vows to not give in —to keep dri­ving as much as ever. I have been using a bike for gro­cery shop­ping for years, I have a bike with a huge bas­ket that will hold two paper gro­cery bags, but of course Wal*Mart drove the local mar­ket out of busi­ness. It’s a hard world.

  16. Dexter said on April 27th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Here’s some info on NUMMI.

  17. basset said on April 28th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    Jeff, your assign­ment for today is to find and post the slider casse­role recipe.

    (I’ll see your slid­ers and raise them an Elvis “Fool’s Gold Loaf” recipe… this is the one with the hollowed-out French bread and a pound of burned bacon…)

  18. Dorothy said on April 28th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Best car buy­ing expe­ri­ence I ever had was when I bought a Sat­urn in Cincin­nati, May 2002. We’re prob­a­bly going to buy a Sat­urn Vue in about 18 months, once we pay off our daughter’s car. We need room for two dogs in the back of a vehi­cle (we’re adopt­ing a dog that belongs to our for­mer neigh­bors in SC because they are mov­ing to LA.)

  19. mwg said on April 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Thanks to pure, unadul­ter­ated nepo­tism, my sum­mer job while I was in col­lege in the eight­ies was as a secu­rity guard for Chrysler. Ensur­ing that peo­ple parked in the appro­pri­ate por­tion of the park­ing lot for their make of car and sta­tus as an employee was an appallingly large part of the job.

    Employ­ees with Chryslers parked in a lot at the front, while employ­ees with domes­tic non-Chrysler cars parked a lit­tle fur­ther out. Employ­ees with imports parked in the back. Exec­u­tives (I usu­ally worked at the old head­quar­ters in High­land Park) typ­i­cally had spe­cial park­ing spaces just out­side the build­ings where they worked. They also treated per diem employ­ees (con­trac­tors) dif­fer­ently, although nowa­days I don’t remem­ber how.

    I assume all of that changed when they moved to Auburn Hills. It was obvi­ously already under­way when I was there. For instance, my pay as a sum­mer worker was cut nearly in half between the sec­ond and third sum­mers I worked there, which should tell you that I was ridicu­lously over­paid the first two summers.

  20. Just Juli said on April 29th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Nancy -
    It was so nice to meet you too! And the tiramisu you brought was fab­u­lous.
    You should def­i­nitely post that recipe as well!
    ~julianne