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A man after my own heart.

A cyclist! He’s got my vote:

barry on a bike

Eric Zorn won­ders whether he looks stu­pid in a bike hel­met, ignor­ing the fact every­body looks stu­pid in a bike hel­met, includ­ing Lance Arm­strong.

34 responses to
“A man after my own heart.”

  1. Jim G said on June 9th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    You know what else looks stu­pid? Brains splat­tered on pave­ment.

  2. John said on June 9th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Dude looks good in jeans. I’m just won­der­ing what he’s haul­ing.

    edit: Nevermind…I read the arti­cle. It’s the kid­dies.

  3. Jim G said on June 9th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I won­der where his secu­rity detail is as he rides. Is part of it in the sen­si­ble sedan in the back­ground? Or did the Secret Ser­vice go bik­ing? When the Secret Ser­vice goes bik­ing, do they wear suits, or do they dress down to khakis and polos?

  4. Danny said on June 9th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Ah, Nance. Pres­i­dent Bush is a cyclist and by all reports, a much more seri­ous cyclist. He even rode with Lance. Sooo…

  5. Danny said on June 9th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    True about the brains splat­tered, Jim. I always wear a hel­met.

    Last week, my buddy wrecked when his chain came off. Bro­ken shoul­der, three cracked ribs, bro­ken wrist and a hel­met that was bro­ken in half. Thanks to the hel­met, we were able to chat about his other injuries.

    Also, a few weeks ago, I was rid­ing and chat­ting with a woman who swore hel­mets had saved her life twice.

    Wear your hel­mets peo­ple. And that means even you, Dex­ter!

  6. Catherine said on June 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Hel­mets, good. Helmet-hair, bad. Any tips?

  7. LAMary said on June 9th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Pres­i­dent Bush has more spare time to be a seri­ous cyclist.

  8. Danny said on June 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Cather­ine, wear a ban­dana? And most of the women I see with longer hair have it pulled back in a pony­tail or braid.

  9. Danny said on June 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Yeah, Sen­a­tor Obama doesn’t have much free time. He’s too busy being a “com­mu­nity orga­nizer.” Maybe Sun­days wil work bet­ter for him though as he cur­rently seems to be in between churches.

  10. LAMary said on June 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    No, Danny, didn’t you hear? He’s run­ning for pres­i­dent. Bush is a short timer. He doesn’t have to do much. And per­son­ally I think that’s prob­a­bly a good thing. Less he does, less he fucks up.

  11. Dexter said on June 9th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    I just received an email copy . My brother and the nephew I men­tioned (nephew lives in a condo on Wash­ing­ton) did Chicago’s “Bike the Drive” about ten days ago. A few pho­tos were sent out to friends (also there are some excel­lent YouTubes under “Bike the Drive”) and some fea­tured my hel­met­less nephew. My brother is a for­mer ultra-marathon cyclist and Paris-Brest-Brest racer, and he has many cycling friends, and my nephew caught holy hell for being bare-noggined. OK, Danny, thanks for the stern advice…I usu­ally wear my hel­met only on rides of a few miles or longer; short go-get-a-Coke rides, I don’t. I promise to get bet­ter.
    Kerry han­dled a bike well, Bush is a very skilled moun­tain biker now, after quit­ting run­ning years ago, but Obama rides more like I do. I never owned tights and I pre­fer to ride in an upright posi­tion, and have con­verted my four most used bikes to riser han­dle­bars. It is great to see Obama on a bike.
    Here in town there is a very large man who rides all over…I see him daily, in dif­fer­ent neigh­bor­hoods and park paths. He is like me…bike rid­ing doesn’t help him lose any weight. I bet he’s like me…biking makes me hun­gry and …well, you know.

  12. Dexter said on June 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    LA M: Bush has much to do! He’s off to Europe now, attend­ing to impor­tant matters…I can’t wait to see him in clogs ,danc­ing in Amsterdam….hey , remem­ber when LBJ went back to his ranch after he did not seek the ’68 can­di­dacy? He let his hair grow very long and curl up at the ends, rammed around his ranch at high speeds, and after being off cig­a­rettes for 14 years, started chain smok­ing again. I won­der if Bush will start drink­ing and what­ever else it has been hinted he used to do…hmmmm?

  13. LAMary said on June 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Start? I think he started already a while back.

  14. Jeff said on June 9th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Re: Bush, Rice, and Mid­dle East — six of the qui­etest years the region has seen since the end of the Ottoman Empire.

    As for the urban leg­end about Clin­ton hav­ing more mil­i­tary casu­al­ties than Bush, that’s not so, but the facts are quite inter­est­ing, in a sad and tragic way:

    U.S. Active Duty Mil­i­tary Deaths 1980-2006

    1980 …. 2,392
    1981 …. 2,380
    1982 …. 2,319
    1983 …. 2,465
    1984 …. 1,999
    1985 …. 2,252
    1986 …. 1,984
    1987 …. 1,983
    1988 …. 1,819
    1989 …. 1,636
    1990 …. 1,507
    1991 …. 1,787
    1992 …. 1,293
    1993 …. 1,213
    1994 …. 1,075
    1995 …. 1,040
    1996 ……. 974
    1997 ……. 817
    1998 ……. 827
    1999 ……. 796
    2000 ……. 758
    2001 ……. 891
    2002 ……. 999
    2003 …. 1,228
    2004 …. 1,874
    2005 …. 1,942
    2006 …. 1,858

    http://​urban​le​gends​.about​.com/​l​i​b​r​a​r​y​/​b​l​_​m​i​l​i​t​a​r​y​_​d​e​a​t​hs.htm

    The fact is that when you have lots of young folk mess­ing about with pow­er­ful engines and high explo­sive, bad things hap­pen in peace­time train­ing and just mov­ing about. War­fare makes them more alert, but also means they get shot at and have mines set in their path.

    And none of this includes civil­ian casu­al­ties, which are large & heartwrench­ing num­bers, but we don’t know what the num­bers were under Assad Sr. in Syria, let alone under Sad­dam and the boys, but we do know Iran and Iraq killed lit­er­ally mil­lions of their own just a few years back in a war that rede­fined point­less (see wikipedia for Iran-Iraq War – the num­bers and events beg­gar fic­tion and even fan­tasy, and explain much of the cur­rent anti-dialogue between the two nations).

    Bush just isn’t going to be remem­bered as the blither­ing idiot many hope to read about years from now in their dotage. He’s no Rea­gan, either, but then again Rea­gan was no Rea­gan, or at least not the bronze statue being pol­ished these days on the left and right.

    The great what if of our era’s his­tory will be “If Gore had been in office on 9-11, what would he have done?” My con­jec­ture is . . . pretty much what we done did, but the home­field pol­i­tics would have been el mondo weird.

    As it is, Bush helped make Obama pos­si­ble, and that’s a really fun thought, no mat­ter what your party reg­is­tra­tion . . .

  15. Jeff said on June 9th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Seri­ously, you gotta check out http://​en​.wikipedia​.org/​w​i​k​i​/​I​r​a​n​-​I​r​aq_War and the 750,000 dead for some­thing less than noth­ing; should you have a strong stom­ach, try the Sec­ond Congo War, http://​en​.wikipedia​.org/​w​i​k​i​/​S​e​c​o​n​d​_​C​o​n​go_War, which Bush and Clin­ton ought to join up forces to keep work­ing on after Novem­ber — Clin­ton gets it, and Bush Dubya has done more about it, but there’s no war-fighting appa­ra­tus on the planet that can do any­thing to help the sit­u­a­tion. Only NGOs and cor­po­ra­tions who want cus­tomers and not corpses can get their arms around that region.

    Just watch — Bush 43, Daddy 41 if he’s well enough, and Bill Big Dog will be focused on Africa and mainly the Congo this time next year. They’ll have Bono and Sachs and Gates all at their elbows, and it will be about frickin’ time.

    Unless the com­plete eco­nomic col­lapse of Iran stirs up some dread­ful cross-border adven­ture that the US has to deal with instead . . . lack­ing that, you could talk me into vot­ing Obama just to give the whole endeav­our the right tone going into 2010, if there weren’t such shal­low nin­nies (both par­ties) in the Sen­ate.

  16. Catherine said on June 9th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Jeff, leav­ing aside the hor­ri­fy­ing issue of civil­ian casu­al­ties (which I’d rather not do), doesn’t the def­i­n­i­tion of “casu­al­ties” include wounded? Maybe the rea­son the death num­ber isn’t a big spike is that folks aren’t get­ting killed so much as injured? I believe some­thing like 30,000 sol­diers have been injured in Iraq, with some esti­mates as high as 100K. And I know from my brother, a VA psy­chi­a­trist, and a woman acquain­tance who rehabs sol­diers, these are growth busi­nesses. We need to be care­ful not to min­i­mize the impact of this eff­ing war.

  17. Julie Robinson said on June 9th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Look­ing stu­pid is much bet­ter than being dead. My brother in law died after a hel­met­less bike/van acci­dent. Not a scratch or bruise on his body, except for brain dam­age. It’s not a good way to lose a loved one.

  18. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on June 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    All true Cather­ine — the prob­lem is answer­ing the ques­tion whether 40,000 injured Amer­i­cans along with 4,000+ killed, and 50,000 to 130,000 or more civil­ian deaths worse than what would have hap­pened if we hadn’t gone into Iraq? I really don’t know, but i want to keep ask­ing because i think it isn’t a given that the sit­u­a­tion would have been sta­ble or bet­ter if Al Gore had been nego­ti­at­ing around the edges of the embargo, and i’m not slam­ming Gore when i say that.

    The ongo­ing haunt­ing ques­tion for Amer­i­can pres­i­dents in the mod­ern age is this — when are thou­sands of Amer­i­can deaths worth pre­vent­ing mil­lions of deaths over­seas? And if you pre­vent them, folks can say it wasn’t nec­es­sary . . . and you really never will know for sure. We gave 400,000 lives and still didn’t save 6 mil­lion in the camps dur­ing WWII; some say we blinked at 55,000 dead and helped to doom 3 mil­lion Cam­bo­di­ans when another 15,000 dead Amer­i­cans would have saved them.

    I rec­om­mend, with huge qual­i­fi­ca­tions & reser­va­tions, Nichol­son Baker’s “Human Smoke,” which takes on these ques­tions from the other direc­tion, but he’s think­ing about these his­tor­i­cal con­tin­gen­cies which pres­i­dents face as actu­al­i­ties. He asks — could we have not fought World War II, and saved more lives by not fight­ing? I think he acci­den­tally answers his own ques­tion in the neg­a­tive, but it was worth the con­sid­er­a­tion. http://​www​.ama​zon​.com/​H​u​m​a​n​-​S​m​o​k​e​-​B​e​g​i​n​n​i​n​g​s​-​W​o​r​l​d​-​C​i​v​i​l​i​z​a​t​i​o​n​/​d​p​/​1​4​1​6​5​6​7​8​4​4​/​r​e​f​=​p​d​_​b​b​s​_​s​r​_​1​?​i​e​=​U​T​F​8​&​a​m​p​;​s​=​b​o​o​k​s​&​a​m​p​;​q​i​d​=​1​2​1​3​0​5​3​3​5​1​&​a​m​p​;​sr=8-1

  19. whitebeard said on June 9th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    Jeff (the mild-mannered one) wrote:
    “All true Cather­ine — the prob­lem is answer­ing the ques­tion whether 40,000 injured Amer­i­cans along with 4,000+ killed, and 50,000 to 130,000 or more civil­ian deaths worse than what would have hap­pened if we hadn’t gone into Iraq?”
    And the answer is: Since when did the USA become the world’s police­man when the United Nations is avail­able, the world’s spon­sor of democ­racy in coun­tries that do not accept democ­racy and become the world’s deep­est wal­let for fat-cat war prof­i­teers from Hal­ibur­ton to Black­wa­ter, espe­cially when the jus­ti­fi­ca­tion for Iraq was all bla­tant lies and crim­i­nal untruths.

  20. del said on June 9th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    To me the story of the Iraq war is the will­ing­ness of aver­age Amer­i­cans to march to war’s drum­beat and sup­port killing for rea­sons that they sim­ply do not under­stand, or that are based on mis­con­cep­tions.

  21. nancy said on June 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    I always wear my hel­met. As for helmet-hair, my only advice is:

    1) short hair­cut;
    2) base­ball cap in back pocket; and
    3) mak­ing peace with not being a blush­ing flower of hair per­fec­tion.

  22. nancy said on June 9th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Oh, and Danny — the only pas­time that could sal­vage my opin­ion of Dubya is if he took up eques­trian sports. In an Eng­lish sad­dle.

  23. Catherine said on June 9th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Nancy and Danny, thank you for bring­ing me back to issues that I CAN do some­thing about imme­di­ately. So, ban­danna and base­ball cap, check. Mak­ing peace… wait, are we back on that?

  24. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on June 9th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Sorry, when i sit wait­ing for a fam­ily to show up who doesn’t (and it’s about whether their kid gets out of lock up or not), i get all moody and broody.

    Mainly because i wish i were at home rid­ing bikes with my wife and son, but my hair looks fine after the hel­met comes off because it’s pretty darn short. Roasted a bunch of lit­tle Yukon Gold taters on the grill and made potato salad with ‘em, and leav­ing for Cub Scout Day Camp tomor­row, 475 kids up a rocky val­ley and fun for all. Mood­i­ness gone, for now.

    Next post, which may be a while, i’ll try to be more merry! Or at least “cheer­ful,” which is in the Scout Law.

  25. Dexter said on June 9th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    white­beard is in tune with reality…and what he wrote in ques­tion form can be eas­ily answered, but I want to focus on this: John McCain and the hun­dred more years of war in Iraq. It’s true, he did not say he was going all-out to ensure a hun­dred more years of com­bat, but he was refer­ring to a huge occu­pa­tion, sans war­fare, yes, police­men of the world. And then he said it, some­thing about NO Amer­i­can CARING about the more than half-century pres­ence in Korea, and in all the for­eign embassies and mil­i­tary out­posts around the world. He said “NO AMERICAN CARES…”
    Edwards wanted to stage thou­sands of US troops in Kuwait, and flash them in for spot-battles…Biden had a com­pli­cated plan which is too long for here, HRC wanted to “oblit­er­ate” Iran at hint of nuclear threat to the Zion­ists, only Gravel and Kucinich promised with­drawal from Iraq.
    Now, do no Amer­i­cans care that McCain would have troops staged around Iraqi bor­ders and strate­gi­cally camped out all over the Mid­dle East ? If he gets elected, there’s your answer. No way will fis­cal san­ity be reflected in the num­bers if McCain con­tin­ues Bush’s fool­ish war…if the vot­ers can’t stand the thought of aban­don­ing Bush’s folly, let them be pre­pared for huge deficits and mis­ery, and with no energy pol­icy in the works from the repugs, look for unavail­abil­ity at the gas pumps.
    Wol­fowitz told us “Iraqi oil will pay for the war..” and peo­ple believed that shit. I shud­der to imag­ine what McCain will cook up, that is after a round of oblig­a­tory Iran-shelling.
    Oh, Obama can’t wait to bomb Iran , either…no way Iran gets out of a bomb­ing.

  26. Hattie said on June 9th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    This is so cool that I am almost tempted to take up bik­ing.
    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​s​Q​z​-​C​Z​v​k​Y​8​k​&​a​m​p​;​f​e​a​t​u​r​e​=​r​elated
    We need an aes­thetic of bik­ing!
    (Hope this does not screw up the mar­gins)

  27. Jolene said on June 9th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    In this video, Obama speaks to his head­quar­ters staff after win­ning the nom­i­na­tion. I very much liked the piece at the end where he says that, hav­ing knocked out the com­pe­ti­tion, they have to win. That state­ment arises from the idea that, in win­ning, they have taken on the people’s prob­lems, and it would be a great moral fail­ing to let the respon­si­bil­ity for deal­ing with those prob­lems fall to the Repub­li­cans who, in his view, are not com­mit­ted to address­ing them. It’s a very home­made video, but worth check­ing out.

  28. Dexter said on June 9th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Wow, Hat­tie, gonna start at the top, eh? I’m retired and watch Le Tour from start to fin­ish, but as for rid­ing, I pre­fer just mosey­ing along a trail sans auto­mo­biles, no rac­ing for me.
    In my lit­tle world I have found that folks I know that hate hockey will like­wise hate watch­ing cycling. I love watch­ing both.

  29. Dexter said on June 10th, 2008 at 1:44 am

    Here’s our new video that Mr. Craw­ford edited Sat­ur­day, a sim­ple project of stills , sent into Con­gres­sional Quarterly’s Trail Mix blog. The score is from a home­made disc that Mr. Craw­ford bought in Rome while research­ing Machi­avelli for his last book, ” The Pol­i­tics of Life: 25 Rules for Sur­vival in a Bru­tal and Manip­u­la­tive World”.
    From the first video, that’s me by the VW bus, and new, for this new video, I am caught shov­el­ing snow, wear­ing a ski mask—this was not staged—it was C-O-L-D that day!

  30. coozledad said on June 10th, 2008 at 7:23 am

    Yeah. I’d like to see Bush on a horse, too, but I under­stand they cause him to uri­nate spon­ta­neously. It’s been said he prefers the Eng­lish sad­dle when rid­ing Vic­tor Ashe, but these are wild accu­sa­tions made by dis­grun­tled for­mer part-time employ­ees with an axe to grind, books to sell, and unfath­omable ingrat­i­tude.

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  32. Eric said on June 10th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Obama’s bike has a hitch and post. He’s pulling some­thing, but the photo is cropped. A trailer? A daugh­ter on a trail-a-bike? A pledged superdel­e­gate?

  33. Dorothy said on June 10th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Eric you’ve got to click on Nancy’s link (A cyclist!) to see the entire arti­cle and the rest of the pic­tures. One of his daugh­ters is in a lit­tle cart behind his bike.

  34. Linda said on June 10th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    I remem­ber try­ing to talk my nephews into hel­mets. Then, I met an E.R. nurse who told me there was some­thing more dorky than a hel­met: drool­ing for the rest of your life. I passed it along.