It would be wrong for me to steal Dong Resin’s thunder on this one, so go behold it yourself.
Posted on Tuesday, November 4th, 2003 at 10:57 am in Uncategorized.
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Oh, that evil Toys ‘R Us. They’re promoting homosexuality by selling Tinky Winky dolls too, and anorexia by selling Barbies. Not to mention animal cruelty—who’s dumb idea was it to send a giraffe up in a hot air baloon? And illiteracy—shit, little kids’ll think R is how you spell “are.” That one ought to be near and dear to librarian Laura Bush’s icy little heart. Why isn’t she speaking up about it?
Liberals and conservatives alike could climb into bed on this one. Maybe bipartisanship isn’t dead after all. It could be saved, people—if we’d all just unite against Toys ‘R Us.
November 4th, 2003 at 11:13 am
Oh, that evil Toys ‘R Us. They’re promoting homosexuality by selling Tinky Winky dolls too, and anorexia by selling Barbies. Not to mention animal cruelty—who’s dumb idea was it to send a giraffe up in a hot air baloon? And illiteracy—shit, little kids’ll think R is how you spell “are.” That one ought to be near and dear to librarian Laura Bush’s icy little heart. Why isn’t she speaking up about it?
Liberals and conservatives alike could climb into bed on this one. Maybe bipartisanship isn’t dead after all. It could be saved, people—if we’d all just unite against Toys ‘R Us.
November 4th, 2003 at 12:21 pm
At least they’re not racist — there’s no We Be Toys anywhere that I know of.