See, this is the sort of trash-talking I think OSU-Michigan week calls for:
They’re in our midst already. Oh sure, look around. Notice the lengthy lines at the “Mullets and More” barbershop? The clean-picked possum carcasses littering the roadways? The sudden disappearance of red-and-gray sweater vests from local thrift shops?
As for the rest of it, well, it’s football — all Greek to me.