Proud to be an American.


On the way to the auto show last week, a truck passed us on I-94.

“What the hell is that thing hanging from the axle?” I asked my brother. “Is that…balls?

It was. Behold the latest automotive accessory for men who have no doubts about their manhood.

I know what you’re thinking: Can I buy these on the net? Why, of course. At several places.

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6 responses to “Proud to be an American.”

  1. alex said on January 14, 2004 at 11:25 pm

    Well, hell. What are those guys thinking who put on black leather bras?

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  2. Bob said on January 15, 2004 at 9:09 am

    It seems to me that aggressive driving and macho cars are the domain of guys who are insecure about their masculinity. The schoolyard bullies of the highway, they’re trying to compensate for their feelings of inadequacy.

    This uncouth bit of nonsense is their way of yelling, “I am NOT a pansy, goddammit! I’m a STUD!” When I see that sort of behavior, I think, “Umm-hmm. Teeny weenie, huh? So sorry.”

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  3. Brian said on January 15, 2004 at 3:19 pm

    So what you are saying, Bob, is that the balls hanging from the car are quite appropriate?

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  4. ashley said on January 16, 2004 at 1:37 am

    I, Testicleese, great warrior from the island of Scrotus, am honored by this tribute.

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  5. Lex said on January 16, 2004 at 7:40 pm

    This looks like the kind of thing I would put on SOMEONE ELSE’s car if I thought he was, you know, the compensating type.

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  6. Jim said on February 12, 2004 at 8:40 am

    Why does it always have to be about compensating for something? Maybe it is just supposed to be funny!!!

    I think that people that complain about people that are “Compensating” are way too insecure to be funny, so they “Compensate” by trying to belittle the people that are just trying to be funny!

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