I gotta tell you, my favorite part of “The Passion of the Christ” is the related spoofery. The Morning News brings you highlights from the blooper reel:
Jesus carries a heavy wooden cross through Jerusalem, assisted by Simon (Jarreth Merz).
Jesus: Wait a second. [puts down cross]
Off Camera: What is it?
Jesus: [wipes right eye] There�s something in my eye.
Simon: Oh my God, it�s a mote.
Off Camera: [laughter]