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A flash of titian hair.

On Sat­ur­day Kate and I rode our bikes to a nearby garage sale, lured by the promise in the clas­si­fied ad of Amer­i­can Girl swag. (Yes, we’ve arrived at Amer­i­can Girls. Don’t ask me what I think about it. Yet.) We found what I’d feared — some woman had arrived a full hour before the open­ing bell and bought it all — but as usu­ally hap­pens at garage sales, we found some­thing else: A stack of Nancy Drew mys­ter­ies, includ­ing sev­eral of the older titles. “The Secret of the Old Clock,” “The Bun­ga­low Mys­tery,” etc.

Just open­ing a Nancy Drew title stored in someone’s base­ment for a few years brings not the whiff of mildew but of chlo­rine, so embed­ded is Nancy with my mem­o­ries of sum­mer, when I went through them like pop­corn. My first expe­ri­ence with librar­ian dis­ap­proval came when I asked where I could find her in the school library. “We don’t have any,” she all but hissed. “Those are junky books. They’re writ­ten in about half an hour, and they don’t have any­thing to offer.”

I was shocked. Nancy Drew had noth­ing to offer? The girl with the tit­ian hair, the snappy blue road­ster, the acces­sory boyfriend? I couldn’t imag­ine how any­one could arrive at such a conclusion.

The librar­ian was right — the books are junky. They prob­a­bly were writ­ten in half an hour. But they were won­der­ful dashed-off junk, and I plan to spend a chunk of this sum­mer with my stash (of course I bought them all), get­ting reacquainted.

You can read any num­ber of fond appre­ci­a­tions of Nancy Drew by baby-boom women else­where. I’m cut­ting this one short. If the books are, indeed, junkier than I remem­bered, I will report this fearlessly.

God, am I tired. It’s been try­ing to rain here for weeks, and never quite get­ting around to it. When it does, it’s like angry tears — given grudg­ingly and stopped as soon as pos­si­ble. We need a night and a day of gen­tle soak­ing, but it’s not in the fore­cast. But last night we had a mini-thunderstorm, which barely made a noise but for the SPLAT SPLAT SPLATTING of rain on the bath­room sky­light at 4:18 a.m. Noth­ing like being awak­ened at 4:18. You know first light is com­ing in 40 min­utes, so the chance of another REM cycle is scant. The brain fills with Mon­day thoughts — What do I have to do today? Did I make a list? Are my good jeans clean? Should I work out first thing, or after lunch? Is George Bush still pres­i­dent? What do we have for lunch? Will Ohio ever find that miss­ing $215 mil­lion? — and ohhhh, but the next thing you know the birds are tweet­ing and you have to get up in 90 min­utes and it’s stopped rain­ing and might as well go make some cof­fee but no! Sleep is com­ing! And then it comes, and the alarm rings 30 sec­onds later.

So, let’s cut right to the bloggage:

Shake­ups, rein­ven­tions, hurt feel­ings, secret memos left on the copier — boy, do I not miss the news­pa­per busi­ness. That said, it would be inter­est­ing to work for Michael Kins­ley, because at least when he shakes things up, you get the feel­ing there’s a func­tion­ing brain behind it. What he’s plan­ning for the LAT edi­to­r­ial page sounds long over­due, and I hope it works.

The Poor Man — snicker: June 11 (Bloomberg) � In a sur­prise move expected to send shock­waves through the world of TV jour­nal­ism, CNN, the orginal cable news net­work, and NBC, which owns cable chan­nels MSNBC and CNBC, announced a deal to con­sol­i­date their news orga­ni­za­tions into a sin­gle giant news net­work. By pool­ing their jour­nal­is­tic resources, the orga­ni­za­tions will be able to offer deeper cov­er­age of the most impor­tant sto­ries of the day, and will be bet­ter equipped to com­pete with cur­rent cable news cham­pion FOX News. The new net­work — to be called Where the White Women At?, or WWWA — is set to debut this week.

I was a lit­tle bleah on “The Come­back” when it debuted last week on HBO, but I needn’t have been. After last night, I think it’s going to be great. Lisa Kudrow is a tal­ented, tal­ented actress.

Ya bum! Buy a cup of cof­fee or get off that wi-fi!

13 responses to
“A flash of titian hair.”

  1. colleen said on June 13th, 2005 at 9:26 am

    I had a sim­i­lar expe­ri­ence at the ACPL when I was a kid. Oh, they had ND books, you just had to ASK for them. Kept under lock and key, they were. Or at least in a closed room. A few years ago dur­ing a bout with the flu, I reread some of my collection.…it was all I could con­cen­trate on in my fever­ish state. They aren’t that trashy. And where else would a girl learn words like “chided”, “mused”, and of course, “titian”?

  2. blue girl said on June 13th, 2005 at 9:37 am

    My nightly re-charging ses­sion was inter­rupted last night at 3:08 a.m. And it was very pecu­liar — because all I had on my mind was whether or not the cord­less phones and my lap top were re-charging. So, off I went search­ing and, ah-ha! none were. So, I plugged in the lap top, put both phones back on their bases — and back to sleep I went.

    If only every middle-of-the-night inter­rup­tion could be so productive!

  3. Dorothy said on June 13th, 2005 at 9:49 am

    Tsk, tsk to that librar­ian. Even “junky” books can ignite a flame of inter­est in read­ing, which might bring about a life­long love affair with libraries. The first thing on my pri­or­ity list, after the boxes and fur­ni­ture were off the truck for my last 4 moves, was to ask a neigh­bor where the library was. Then I drove there.

    I feel for­tu­nate that the Nancy Drew books were on the shelves in my home­town library. How I loved the smell of that place…I wish they could bot­tle it! The dark cool­ness of the third floor loca­tion of the children’s depart­ment; the giant wall murals between floors as we ran up many steps to get there. I was so dis­ap­pointed when they installed an ele­va­tor. The walk was so much more interesting!

  4. Connie said on June 13th, 2005 at 10:24 am

    I started my Nancy Drew period with my mother’s old copies. Won­der where they went. If you really have those old­est ver­sions — re-edited sev­eral times since — you may notice a cer­tain amount of, um, how to describe it, implied racism. Notice the descrip­tions of bad guys, for exam­ple. I would like to hear what you think once you’ve read a few.

    And most librar­i­ans today would rather see kids read any­thing, junk or not. Today’s is it junk issue series seems to be Cap­tain — I think this is the word that is block­ing my post, just think undies.

    And the Nancy Drew’s weren’t so much writ­ten in half an hour as they were fac­tory pro­duced by the Strate­meyer Syn­di­cate, also pro­duc­ers of the Hardy Boys, the Rover Boys, Honey Bunch, the Dana Girls, and many other clas­sic series. Hired writ­ers were pro­vided with out­lines, the com­pany owned all rights. Lots on the web. Wish it had been there when I did my research paper on strate­meyer back in grad school.

  5. MarkH said on June 13th, 2005 at 10:55 am

    I have three sis­ters (no broth­ers), and, as a result, even I read a cou­ple of ND books, lo those many years ago. My wife still has a cou­ple of her old ones. When my son was Kate’s age, the equiv­a­lent was RL Stine, or Harry Pot­ter, I sup­pose. I’m not much of a fan of either series, but, as Con­nie said, I’m grate­ful it got him to enjoy read­ing. We still have his col­lec­tion of both series.

    Nance, I’ll strongly sec­ond your nom­i­na­tion of Kudrow in the tal­ent depart­ment. Why she hasn’t done more, or been more suc­cess­ful is a mys­tery. Only she and David Schwim­mer made “Friends” remotely watch­able, for me, at least.

  6. brian stouder said on June 13th, 2005 at 11:12 am

    For me, the Alvin Fer­nald series was always great stuff. Plus Henry Hug­gins — which I believe was by Bev­erly Cleary (and Beezus and Ramona turn up in that series) — was always a fave. ‘Course, the James and the Giant Peach book is much bet­ter than the movie, as was Char­lie and the Choclate Factory…although I con­fess that the Charlotte’s Web movie/cartoon cap­tured some­thing of the book.

    Back when I was in school, we read a color-coded series of short pieces and excerpts from books, from some­place called Sci­en­tific Research Asso­ciates (SRA), which was fol­lowed by a quizz about the story (it was a read­ing com­pre­hen­sion tool). I recall that orange sto­ries were OK, but the really cool ones were up in the blue and sil­ver series. I would pay some money to get a col­lec­tion of those sto­ries again.

    Our 9 year old reads any­thing Star Wars related he can get, and he was less than com­pletely impressed with the newest, biggest, most whizz-bang Star Wars movie…!! Trig­gered an inter­est­ing dis­cus­sion between he and I about books and movies, and how one’s imag­i­na­tion is able to con­vert a book into some­thing more com­pelling than a big screen movie.

    Folks with no imag­i­na­tion just don’t suc­cess­fully ‘receive the sig­nal’ that an inter­est­ing book trans­mits, or they can­not see the pic­ture or the col­ors through the snow

  7. Nance said on June 13th, 2005 at 11:16 am

    Yes, I noticed the edi­tions I bought had a “re-edited” note in them, and I vividly recall the racism in them. Actu­ally, I don’t remem­ber racism, but very antique lan­guage regard­ing black peo­ple, which I prob­a­bly noticed because it was the ‘60s, and the colored/Negro/black nomen­cla­ture debates were hap­pen­ing then.

    I remem­ber one bad guy was described as “a Negro with freck­les,” and much is made by the char­ac­ters of how incred­i­bly unusual that is — a Negro with freck­les, can you imag­ine such a strange thing?

    Of course, liv­ing in a place like the D, where even in the sub­urbs you see every imag­in­able shade of non-white skin most days of the week, I won­der how any­one could write that. But then, it was a dif­fer­ent time. In my ear­li­est N.D. books, which yes, I bought at garage sales, Nancy wears cloche hats in the illus­tra­tions. When were the first ones writ­ten? 1929?

  8. Miss Beth said on June 13th, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    Nice job, Nance! The first Nancy Drew was writ­ten in 1929. It was writ­ten (God’s hon­est writ­ten) by Mil­dred Wirt at the ripe ol’ age of 24. Fun stuff…my first Nancy Drew was actu­ally a bas­tardized ver­sion called The Nancy Drew Files: Secrets Can Kill. You want to talk “junky?” I mean, really…

  9. Maureen said on June 13th, 2005 at 7:57 pm

    I don’t know about The Come­back. I am a big fan of most HBO shows, but this one seems nei­ther fish nor fowl. I sup­pose they are going for the Larry Sanders — peek into the real world of tele­vi­sion — vibe, but it doesn’t seem to work in The Come­back. (Although since I con­sider Larry Sanders to be one of the best shows on TV, ever, per­haps that is an unre­al­is­tic stan­dard.) I have no doubt that the pathetic quo­tient on dis­play in The Come­back is real, but it is still not very enter­tain­ing to watch. Some­times accu­racy is not enough. I just don’t see great­ness here, but I do agree with your assess­ment of Lisa Kudrow.

    Are you doing Entourage?

  10. Nance said on June 13th, 2005 at 8:54 pm

    >Are you doing Entourage?

    Yeah, and that one’s start­ing to grate. I won­der how long they’ll be able to con­tinue in this vein — the boys want to get laid, the boys go to Vegas, etc.

    And since when are men so squea­mish about hav­ing sex dur­ing a woman’s period? It’s like the ‘50s again.

  11. basset said on June 14th, 2005 at 1:07 am

    what ARE you talk­ing about? pop­u­lar cul­ture escapes me again.

  12. Maureen said on June 14th, 2005 at 10:54 am

    For me, what blows wind up my skirt is when I feel that a book or a film really cap­tures the real­ity and truth of a sit­u­a­tion. Fan­tasy, she does noth­ing for me. I lived in a big house dur­ing grad­u­ate school with six guys. And Entourage has that guy thang nailed. (Although guys never talk about girls’ peri­ods so that whole sub­plot was lame.)

  13. Dave said on June 14th, 2005 at 8:54 pm

    And the Bobb­sey Twins, of which there was a whole series in my home­town library. Read them, Hardy Boys, even a few Nancy Drews’. All part of the same syn­di­cate, I think the “author” of the Twins book was Laura Lea Hope. I was about eight when I dis­cov­ered the library.