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Tragedy and cornflakes.

Note to moth­ers and other sen­si­tive souls: Avoid the New York Times this morn­ing. First, seven kids, being dri­ven by their 15-year-old sib­ling, die when their van is rear-ended by a semi.

Worse: six-year-old stran­gled by play­ful golden retriever.

Some days, the Wall Street Jour­nal is comforting.

Big today today, busy busy busy, so not much time to dilly-dally here on this busy busy day. A few links:

The Poor Man decon­structs the Deb­o­rah How­ell thing (if any­one cares) enter­tain­ingly in Let’s stage an all-star panel on blog­ger ethics in my pants.

In Fort Wayne — speak­ing of things no one cares about — there’s been a mini-drama going on in blogs and (to a far lesser extent) in the news­pa­per, regard­ing a student’s expul­sion over the “pub­li­ca­tion” (pho­to­copy­ing, I pre­sume) of a “book” about his high school. It’s sup­posed to be a hilar­i­ous send-up of Car­roll High School life, writ­ten in the tone and spirit of Jon Stewart’s “Amer­ica (the book).” School offi­cials responded to this imper­ti­nence in the usual Allen County high-school-administrator fash­ion — i.e., they expelled the kid. (Lewis Carroll’s Red Queen had noth­ing on these folks.) One thing you need to know: The kid is either a founder or a mem­ber of the Allen County Teenage Repub­li­cans, which means he’s get­ting an awful lot of hand-holding and sup­port from non-teenage Repub­li­cans in the area. And all this dis­cus­sion has been hap­pen­ing with only a few peo­ple hav­ing actu­ally seen the book in question.

Well. Nathan Gotsch at Fort Wayne Observed has scanned and posted all 14 pages, and now we can all judge for our­selves. My take: Expul­sion was over­re­act­ing, but if this kid thinks he has a career in com­edy, he has inor­di­nately high self-esteem. My fur­ther cyn­i­cal take: In two years he’ll be at some comfy uni­ver­sity, offer­ing $100 for exam­ples of pro­fes­sors with lib­eral bias. Yawn. Fif­teen min­utes up.…now.

16 responses to
“Tragedy and cornflakes.”

  1. brian stouder said on January 26th, 2006 at 9:59 am

    I know your today is busy busy busy today -

    but the link to the infa­mous book is dead dead dead — dead as a dead cat.

    hmmmmmmm.…Lewis Carroll’s red queen meets Car­rol HS’s dead ‘tween.…..nahhh, it doesn’t ‘scour’

  2. basset said on January 26th, 2006 at 10:11 am

    talk about “use­less wankers”… that in-my-pants dis­cus­sion is just ridicu­lous. this one said that, the other one accused some­one else of some­thing, I say tomato, you say tom­ahto, who cares?

  3. basset said on January 26th, 2006 at 10:13 am

    and that golden link was truly awful. we’ve had gold­ens for years and are involved in res­cue work… find­ing homes for gold­ens who’ve been mis­treated and/or abandoned.

    our orga­ni­za­tion is Mid­dle Tenn. Golden Retriever Res­cue, res​cueagolden​.org.

  4. nancy said on January 26th, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Link fixed.

    And as for the Poor Man, I think a useless-wanker dis­cus­sion of a useless-wanker dis­cus­sion is pretty apt. Can any­one put together a panel of blog­gers that doesn’t include Jeff Jarvis and Glenn Reynolds? That’s all I want to know.

  5. alex said on January 26th, 2006 at 11:24 am

    As a Car­roll alum (’79) it’s fun to see how sub­ur­ban­iza­tion and the Age of Zero Tol­er­ance has changed the place. When I was there it was a small coun­try school. Today it’s a huge mega-campus. In my day, expul­sions were rare (and often reversed fol­low­ing threats of lit­i­ga­tion from the pompous-ass lower-tier exec­u­tive types who were the pio­neers of the exur­ban migra­tion). These folks regarded the admin­is­tra­tion as a bunch of rubes, which they were and prob­a­bly still are, but oper­ated under the delu­sion that only the farm and hill­jack kids’ shit smelled like shit. Yeah, the pun­ish­ment in the instant case is dra­con­ian, but not sur­pris­ing. I see Mr. Niles Pfaf­man is still there and after all the abuse he and other admin­is­tra­tors have taken over the years from the impe­ri­ous nou­veau riche pricks they deal with — and I’m talk­ing about par­ents and the chil­dren of such — it’s no won­der they come down so hard.

  6. brian stouder said on January 26th, 2006 at 11:48 am

    Speak­ing of oddly writ­ten things, check out this Reuters story

    http://​www​.msnbc​.msn​.com/​i​d​/​1​1​0​41522/

    The thing is a straight (so to speak) bit of politics/gotcha-kulcha at first, but it goes side­ways by about the third para­graph — and by the time it gets to some gatu­itous quotes from con­stituents near the end, it is heav­ily into the wall

  7. Dorothy said on January 26th, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    Bas­set — I know I owe you a recipe (the cook­book is at home) and don’t want to make a real long entry here to give it to you. Can I e-mail you a Word doc­u­ment with the recipe? I’ll need your address.

    The Golden we own was a res­cue of sorts. We adopted him right after we moved to South Car­olina about 16 months ago. Some­one had shot him in the front left leg! He’s doing just great. Boy that was a sad story, that one in the Times.

  8. brian stouder said on January 26th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    Dorothy — it took me all day, but I finally braced myself and clicked that link, and read about half of it before bail­ing out…but not before see­ing pic­tures of the haunt­ingly beau­ti­ful lit­tle girl, and the proud fam­ily dog.

    Our own beau­ti­ful lit­tle 19 month old girl is in a phase where she actively seeks out things to wrap around her neck — shirts, pants, tube socks, belts — any­thing. Of course, we vig­i­lantly take these things away, and long ago removed cords for win­dow blinds and lamps and so on.…..

    but cer­tainly when she’s 6 years old, our alert-level will be lower.

    Sto­ries like those make my (remain­ing) hairs turn gray, and put wrin­kles in my forehead

  9. Nathan Gotsch said on January 26th, 2006 at 6:13 pm

    A link guar­an­teed to work:

    http://​fwmn​.blogspot​.com

  10. mary said on January 26th, 2006 at 9:08 pm

    Smokey, my lab, requests no more depress­ing retriever sto­ries for a few days.

  11. Dorothy said on January 27th, 2006 at 6:32 am

    Have any of you read “Mar­ley & Me”? I bought it Mon­day at 7 PM and fin­ished it Wednes­day at 9:12 PM. I think all dog lovers deserve to treat them­selves to this book.

  12. mary said on January 27th, 2006 at 10:15 am

    I saw a blurb for that book, Dorothy, describ­ing Mar­ley as the worst dog in the world, and list­ing some of his faults. He’s got noth­ing on my late dog Sophie.
    I’ve been read­ing a lot of dog books lately, unsen­ti­men­tal ones. Jon Katz’s book about dogs is good, and although the author’s name eludes me, the books How to Speak Dog and How Dogs Think are good. The com­bi­na­tion of my adopt­ing two new dogs at the same time and being appalled by the recent trend towards dogs as fash­ion acces­sories has got me think­ing about the con­nec­tion between dogs and humans. Not sure where this inter­est is going, but there’s some inter­est­ing stuff to read.

  13. Dorothy said on January 27th, 2006 at 10:51 am

    At John Grogan’s web­site (I think it’s mar​leyandme​.com) he has other letters/stories listed where peo­ple dis­agreed with him about Mar­ley being the worst dog. A few of them have worse sto­ries than Mar­ley. I imag­ine most peo­ple have had a few things destroyed by their pups over the years, includ­ing me. I’ll have to look for those books you men­tion. I also have been think­ing about re-visiting my James Her­riott books. Lots of great dog sto­ries in them!

  14. mary said on January 27th, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    I think drag­ging a dead skunk into the house and shak­ing it, spray­ing rot­ting dead skunk parts on the walls, ceil­ing, and fur­ni­ture beats drink­ing from the toi­let in the worst dog competition.

  15. Dorothy said on January 27th, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    I had an Irish set­ter once who decided to jump into my neighbor’s pile of manure, which was at the ready to be spread on his gar­den plot. We smelled that damn manure on the dog’s fur for a good year after that, despite fre­quent baths. She wasn’t the worst dog, but she ranked up there among the dumbest.

  16. Dan said on January 28th, 2006 at 5:25 pm

    Although the Car­roll “Book” got most of the press, I find the FBI inves­ti­gat­ing MIE to be the more inter­est­ing story in Ft. Wayne.