Busy today, so I’m declaring this an open “Sopranos” thread. What’s going to happen with Vito? Poor, homicidal, confused, yearning-to-breathe-free homosexual Vito? I’m almost afraid to think about it, and whenever I think the show has underlined this particular plotline a little too heavily — the end-credit music of “Fourth of July” was a bit much for a man trying to both break free of mob life and find a new identity as an obese queer in rural New Hampshire, especially when he seems to have wandered into, as one TVWoP poster put it, “the magical town of Gay.” Still, I think, a network show would have made him more attractive. We all know his biggest sin was dancing, because men who weigh more than 300 pounds are not permitted to dance. So give them credit.
So what about Vito? What happens to Vito? And why did Vito bother with a goomar? And who’s taking bets on how long Finn stays in the picture?