Curse you, Lance Mannion. So I followed a link from his joint, and tried out this facial-recognition gimcrackery over at MyHeritage.com, in which you upload a photo of yourself and they compare it to the celebrity database to determine which one you most resemble. I’m not going to show you the photo I used, because I think it makes the punchline more amusing. Are you ready? My celebrity twin?
Yes, the woman whom Slate summed up in a phrase: “despite the best efforts of a battery of stylists (she) still looks more like a Dutch mastiff than Jessica Simpson.” Well, I never claimed to be a beauty, either. (And if that’s a Dutch mastiff, I’m…never mind.)
Funnier still was No. 2:
We do have similar senses of humor. So there’s that.
Alan is installing the new switchplates today, and I have laundry, errands, bill-paying and about nine million other things to do this morning. See you back here this afternoon. In the meantime, feel free to find your long-lost famous relatives.