One of life’s great questions.

Why is it always the men you’d least like to see naked who most want to be that way?

Posted at 1:05 pm in Current events |

9 responses to “One of life’s great questions.”

  1. Danny said on September 7, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    I love the statement he issues:

    “I would like to apologize to the Detroit Lions organization, our fans, my family and friends for any embarrassment these incidents have caused. These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won’t happen again.”

    Well, guy, I think that horse is outta the barn. Short of him being one to sleep in the nude and his house being on fire and having to grab his car keys at the last minute, I think this is going to go pretty badly for him.

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  2. brian stouder said on September 7, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    my favorite sentence in the news article was

    Court records say the nudity incident happened Aug. 24 about 11:15 p.m., the night before the Lions flew to the West Coast for an exhibition game against the Oakland Raiders

    I guess he was just in gettin’ into the swing (so to speak) for the exhibition game, eh?

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  3. Beryl Ament said on September 7, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    I like the wording on the ticket:

    In the latter incident, a Dearborn police ticket describes the coach as “driving on public street without any clothes on. (NUDE).”

    Is that how they write tickets in Dearborn? Can officers use their own definition of “without any clothes on”—buck naked, starkers, in his birthday suit? Much more picturesque.

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  4. John said on September 7, 2006 at 5:54 pm

    The best one I heard was on the radio today, when a caller imagined that the arresting officer on the DUI was the same as on the Driving While NUDE: “You just got a DUI the other day and now this? Clearly I can see you’re nuts.”

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  5. mary said on September 7, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    You mean you don’t like seeing aging drunks naked? Who WOULD you like to see naked?

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  6. mary said on September 7, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    Dang Nancy..I read about 1/8 of the article and thought..dang it…I would be interested if it were Rick Patino

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  7. Connie said on September 8, 2006 at 11:44 am

    Who would I like to see Naked? Well, I have my very own naked man at home, but will admit to a secret desire to see one that is uncircumcized, not having ever seen such in the flesh so to speak.

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  8. nancy said on September 8, 2006 at 11:48 am

    Good lord, Connie, that’s why the internets were inVENted. And if you’re bound and determined to see one in the flesh, so to speak, that’s why craigslist was invented.

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  9. Connie said on September 8, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    I’ve seen lots of pics, and I have no desire to hangout with any other naked man than my sweet own, it’s just one of those things. Only to see, not to touch, um, or whatever.

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