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Three pictures of tables.

I have lots to do today and lit­tle to say. You can use the com­ments as an open thread if you wish — maybe that’ll spark my imag­i­na­tion, if the gro­cery shop­ping doesn’t do the trick — or you can say some­thing about these tables. First, the “before” of my mom’s old sewing table, which I started restor­ing in the spring:

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It’s finally fin­ished. The “after:”

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I’d say it cleaned up purty good. (Next project: The room it sits in. Yes, that lamp will go. So will lots of other stuff.) And finally, here’s the guest of honor’s set­ting at my brother’s birth­day party, held at my sis­ter Pam’s house:

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In her semi-retirement my sis­ter has become an antiques dealer, spe­cial­iz­ing in glass and ceram­ics. How­ever, she keeps drink­ing the prof­its, so to speak. That china was an auc­tion find, and she got it for an incred­i­ble price. It’s gor­geous and flaw­less and pink, so it’s both mid­cen­tury and firecracker-hot, as recent eBay trans­ac­tions reveal. But even though some gay host­ess w/mostest would prob­a­bly give her four fig­ures for it, she can­not let it go. Truth to tell, I don’t blame her. It really makes a nice table set­ting.

Back later.

16 responses to
“Three pictures of tables.”

  1. brian stouder said on September 12th, 2006 at 10:25 am

    It’s finally fin­ished. The “after:�?

    No no no – it’s not “the after” – it’s “the Reveal”!

    I was taken aback by the head­line at msnbc about the fall of the HP chief exec­u­tive (which has been updated) which said she went down in a “pre­tex­ting scan­dal”.

    I had no idea what that meant – and then read this

    Dunn apol­o­gized for the tech­niques used in the company’s probe, which included “pre­tex­ting�? in which pri­vate inves­ti­ga­tors imper­son­ated board mem­bers and jour­nal­ists to acquire their phone records.

    See – THIS is what marks you as get­ting old; resist­ing the move to make all the nouns verbs, and all the verbs nouns!

  2. nancy said on September 12th, 2006 at 10:45 am

    As Jon Car­roll said today: It’s called “pre­tex­ting,” appar­ently, because the inves­ti­ga­tors use a pre­text to get the infor­ma­tion requested. That is, they lie. They could call it “lying,” but that’s such a harsh word.

  3. brian stouder said on September 12th, 2006 at 10:56 am

    Come to think of it, it DOES sound like some ‘Bon­fire of the Vanities’-type cor­po­rate lawyer came up with the invented verb “pre­tex­ting”.

    I noticed a par­tic­u­lar one of those late-night com­mer­cials that contingency-fee law firms run, fish­ing for a med­ical mal-practice case – if your baby ‘suf­fered any birth injuries’

    Birth injuries?

    No won­der Chom­sky is a lin­guist!

  4. mary said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    Brian
    Birth injury isn’t a euphemism or any­thing. It’s usu­ally asso­ci­ated with oxy­gen depri­va­tion caus­ing cere­bral palsy, or is related to the posi­tion of the baby at birth, injuries from for­ceps or other equip­ment. If a physi­cian is found at fault for the injury some par­ents sue. Espe­cially if the injury is such that it causes life­long prob­lems or major med­ical expenses.

  5. brian stouder said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    Mary – under­stood; but the term cuts right to the con­clu­sion of a “birth injury” rather than a “birth chal­lenge” (or what­ever) that the doc­tors faced, and in so doing made things bet­ter than they would have been. And indeed, the spots men­tion a whole array of things that may well have noth­ing to do with the birth process, let alone that they are “birth injuries” (as one would expect, in an ambu­lance chas­ing broad­cast search for human fod­der).

    I guess the old fash­ioned term was “birth defect”, which lacks the profit poten­tial of a “birth injury”

  6. Rory on Lawn Guyland said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    Nance: High kudos on the refin­ish­ing job! Table really came out nice. Care to share with the hoi pol­loi a quick review of what you did to get the table that way? Please feel free to rec­om­mend prod­ucts and tools used. I have a few pieces kick­ing around my garage that I’d love to tackle, if only I knew where to begin.

    –NOT Norm Abrams

  7. mary said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Brian
    A birth defect is not a birth injury. They are two com­pletely dif­fer­ent things.

  8. nancy said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    I took most of the paint off with a heat gun, and got the rest with chem­i­cal strip­per. (I started with the low-environmental-impact cit­rus stuff, but ended up beam­ing up to the toxic-waste vari­ety. How­ever, that was only for the tough­est parts.) When that was done, I went over it with two grades of sand­pa­per. Then Min­wax stain in the shade of your choice, fol­lowed by tung oil until the shine came out. (That was three coats.)

    It sounds like a lot, but actu­ally it wasn’t too bad. I took my time and worked out­side on pleas­ant sum­mer days. This was my no-pressure, learning-curve starter project, and I’m really pleased with how it turned out.

    Oh, and the new drawer pulls are from Restora­tion Hard­ware.

  9. Danny said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    Brian, guess I am not see­ing it either. I think injury is war­ranted when some­thing hap­pens dur­ing the birth process as opposed to some­thing in the genet­ics which is more prop­erly termed a birth defect. I just had a friend at work have a hip replace­ment because he was a breach birth and his hip was dam­aged when the doc­tor turned him around. He does not have a birth defect. Noth­ing is wrong with him genet­i­cally.

    On another note. Any­one inter­ested in Bob Seger? He is releas­ing an album today (first one in 11 years). He is going to be inter­viewed on Jim Rome’s radio show today (sports lak show, but Bob is a sports fan). The show came on about 40 min­utes ago. It is a three hour show. Not sure which hour he will be on.

  10. nancy said on September 12th, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    Oh, and Mary’s right about birth defect/injury. The for­mer is a con­gen­i­tal defect (like Down Syn­drome), the lat­ter inflicted on an oth­er­wise healthy infant at birth for any num­ber of rea­sons (non-congenital cere­bral palsy is prob­a­bly the most com­mon).

  11. Danny said on September 12th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    UPDATE: Bob Seger in hour num­ber 3 on Jim Rome show.

    Go to http://​www​.jim​rome​.com/​h​o​m​e​/​a​p​r​/​a​f​f​i​l​i​a​t​e​_​l​i​s​t.html for list of affil­i­ates (if you are inter­ested). I’ve never heard an inter­view with Seger. Should be fun to here some of his sports takes.

  12. mary said on September 12th, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    Any chance for a close up on the screw heads of the drawer pulls?

  13. Danny said on September 12th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    Here’s a shock­ing head­line on Drudge:

    ‘GIRLS GONE WILD’, FOUNDER GUILTY IN SEXUAL EXPLOITATION CASE…

    In other news, sky found to be blue and ket­tle is black. ;-)

  14. Mitch Harper said on September 12th, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    The quarter-sawn oak looks great.

  15. Andrea said on September 13th, 2006 at 8:34 am

  16. Dorothy said on September 16th, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    The table looks amaz­ing, Nancy. Kudos!