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A bleat.

I wasn’t going to write any­thing about James Lileks’, er, sud­den change of assign­ment. I mean, talk about your inside base­ball. But read­ing about the right-wing blog star / Min­neapo­lis Star Tri­bune “humor” columnist’s predica­ment — abruptly told the paper had other plans for his FTE, and that he was to report to the metro desk a week from Mon­day for general-assignment report­ing duties — rang a bell, you might say. It is, with a few details changed, pretty much exactly what hap­pened to me five years ago at a fad­ing p.m. daily in far-less-glamorous Fort Wayne, Indi­ana. Per­haps I can offer the pint-size pun­dit some perspective.

Some­times I feel like journalism’s coal-mine canary. All the stuff that started hap­pen­ing in 2002 at our paper, the stuff that had my friends at big­ger papers say­ing, “Wow, that’s ter­ri­ble. So far, knock wood, we here at the Major Metro Times-Bugle are OK” — that’s hap­pen­ing every­where now. Even Lileks, if he could stop the furi­ous cycle of his nar­cis­sism for five min­utes, would have to agree that hav­ing a job as a full-time humor colum­nist at a large-circulation daily is a lit­tle like being Henry Ford’s buggy-whip pol­isher in 1905. I’m sure his vision is some­what clouded, though, by his sta­tus as a right-wing web star; his allies’ gift for under­state­ment (“news­pa­per sui­cide”) is already mud­dy­ing the waters. They for­get the Lileks they know, with his daily Bleat and radio appear­ances and one-joke books, is not the Lileks the Star-Tribune read­ers know, the writer who offers 250-word dis­patches on his snif­fles, his dessert choices and …oh, I seem to have reached my limit of free Star-Tribune sto­ries for today, but you can do your own explo­rations here. To them, the effect of killing the Daily Quirk is the destruc­tion of their boy’s meal ticket. He gets paid for the Quirk; the rest of the stuff he does free. If they like him so much, they need to get acquainted with that 20th-century con­cept of pay­ing for con­tent.

As a long-time reader of Lileks in print and online, I’ve found him a fas­ci­nat­ing study. I used to like his New­house col­umn, until his hard­en­ing right-wing sen­si­bil­i­ties ruined it for me. Close your eyes, and you’d swear his words were issu­ing from the mouth of a 33-year-old Grosse Pointe soc­cer mom in a blonde page­boy, about to climb into her Hum­mer H2 with­out guilt, thank you very much, because it makes her feel safe. He never irked me as much as Albom or Greene, prob­a­bly because he never made it as big as they did, but many times I set aside his work with my eyes crossed in either bore­dom, rage or frus­tra­tion, wish­ing I had the last three min­utes of my life back. But what really bugged me about him was his Janus-faced b.s. about the news media and the inter­net, the way he threw meat to his MSM-hatin’ bud­dies by hatin’ right along with them, and then qui­etly cash­ing his check on pay­day. His com­plaints about news cov­er­age, whether in Iraq or St. Paul, ring hol­low from a man who stands up today and frankly admits “writ­ing straight news is a skill I lack, and I take off my hat to those who’ve mas­tered that dis­ci­pline.” Really? You do? I must have missed those Bleats. They must have been hid­den between the ones hail­ing the Web as the end of the lecture-based form of jour­nal­ism, and explain­ing the secret lib­er­al­ism that stalks Amer­i­can news­rooms, this from a man who works from the kitchen table in his $600,000 house. And it will be amus­ing, in the days to come, to see the defense of Lileks com­ing from peo­ple who, days ago, would have agreed that news­pa­pers are over­staffed and need to get some more shoe-leather reporters out on the street. To see them beg­ging to have their humor colum­nist spared will be quite the entertainment.

But I’m los­ing the plot. All this has noth­ing to do with any­thing, and the sooner Lileks faces a few facts, the sooner we can cut this whin­ing short.

Fact. No. 1: It’s not per­sonal, Jim. Try to remem­ber that. It will be dif­fi­cult for quite some time. I can still tick off at least half a dozen news­pa­per man­agers who, if I saw them in flames on a side­walk today, would prompt no thought more vex­ing than “Damn, where’re my marsh­mal­lows?” But really, it’s not about you. It’s about your salary. You’re fat, and the paper is on a crash diet. They don’t really want you to be a reporter; they want you to quit. They’re just mak­ing sure you’ll be in a mood to do so when, in a num­ber of weeks or maybe months, they offer you a buy­out to leave. Take it. There’s no guar­an­tee the next staff reduc­tion will be vol­un­tary. Keep in mind, many of us didn’t get buy­out offers; we just got the humil­i­at­ing reas­sign­ment. You’re better-positioned than 90 per­cent of jour­nal­ists to make a soft land­ing; you have a rep­u­ta­tion, a side­line (the books), fans and, far more impor­tant, a fully employed spouse with a pro­fes­sional degree. Pre­sum­ably you have a health-insurance alter­na­tive. (I’d say at this point that you should thank the News­pa­per Guild before you leave, not only for your liv­ing wage but for the buy­out offer, but I don’t expect a nice con­ser­v­a­tive union mem­ber to do any­thing that drastic.)

Fact. No. 2: Change is good. Yeah, yeah, it’s a cliché, but it’s a good one. When my job was crum­bling beneath me, when I moved first to columnist/reporting/editing and later, post–fel­low­ship, to the copy desk, I was beside myself with rage and frus­tra­tion and self-pity. But here’s the thing: I kinda liked the copy desk. The move was designed to make me insane, but for the six months it took us to find new employ­ment and shake the Hoosier dust off our shoes and move to Detroit — I should say here you’ll prob­a­bly not be required to move to Detroit — I actu­ally liked sit­ting behind a giant bank of mon­i­tors, enforc­ing AP style. The hours were insult­ing, 5 a.m. to 1 p.m., but that meant I was free to enjoy sum­mer from lunchtime on. I enjoyed dri­ving to work at 4:45 a.m., lis­ten­ing to “Coast to Coast” or Eminem and try­ing to break my land-speed record in the deserted streets. Who knows, you might like cov­er­ing break­ing news as a g.a. reporter — trust me, you can “mas­ter the dis­ci­pline” of the five-W inverted pyra­mid in about 12 min­utes — and, if you open your mind a bit, you might see things that could end up, oh, chang­ing your out­look. You might see how hard it is to be poor, how racism is the metasta­tic can­cer of Amer­i­can life, how…oh, but that’s crazy talk. Still, though, a change of per­spec­tive is always good. Seriously.

Fact No. 3: You have alter­na­tives. Free­lanc­ing should be a breeze for you, and it will enable you to dote on your kid and bake bread and what­ever else you do all day at home. It may require some early belt-tightening, until the cash flow equal­izes; you may not be able to buy every new Apple gizmo the first day it ships from the fac­tory. (I know this will be hard, hav­ing endured the Bleat after your wife was unex­pect­edly canned, and you actu­ally lamented hav­ing to let go “the woman who does the wood­work,” as though this was a chain reac­tion of eco­nomic cat­a­stro­phe unlike any the Twin Cities had seen. Most peo­ple mar­ried to an unem­ployed lawyer might be able to hold their tongues for a few weeks before turn­ing their pock­ets inside-out, but not you. You have stan­dards! And wood­work!) Your kid may not be able to go to pri­vate school imme­di­ately. But even­tu­ally your life will assume a new form, and you’ll be fine. You’ll be dif­fer­ent, but fine.

Well, looky here — give me an inch, and before long I’ve gone on as long as Lileks can about the new soap choices at Tar­get. And I know no one asked me, either. But as I said before, I’ve been down this path, and I’m look­ing out for the peo­ple who are fol­low­ing. It’s rocky, the thorny bushes need to be trimmed and there’s no light­ing but the moon. But it leads some­where, and so far I’m still advanc­ing under my own power. So will you, Jim. So will you.

UPDATE: I must be get­ting some out­side link­age, because I’m get­ting a lot of first-time com­menters today. That’s great, but for you new­bies, our pol­icy: First-timers go to mod­er­a­tion first, as an anti-spam mea­sure. I’ve been approv­ing every­one promptly so far today, but I have to step out to do some errands, so more will have to wait a bit. If your com­ment doesn’t turn up imme­di­ately, rest assured it will even­tu­ally, and don’t re-submit.

126 responses to
“A bleat.”

  1. brian stouder said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    haha­ha­ha­ha­ha­haha!!!

    For all of us work-a-day folks, it is quite pleas­ing to share this vin­di­ca­tion of the best canary in the coal mine.

    title the book — ‘Revenge is Mine!’ Bleated the Canary

  2. Cathy Dee said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    hhhmmm…maybe I should email him that I need a wood­work washer, most of my wood­work being in extreme need of washing.

  3. Martine said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:48 am

    “They don’t really want you to be a reporter; they want you to quit.”

    Yep. It’s funny that he can’t see it. And it’s reveal­ing that he’s con­sid­er­ing stay­ing there, unless his bleat was some sort of nego­ti­at­ing tac­tic fake to man­age­ment to get a bet­ter buyout.

  4. Danny said on May 7th, 2007 at 11:21 am

    Wow, THAT sounded like you only ad to choke back bile a few times while writ­ing it. But I guess if he was whin­ing about let­ting go the wood­work lady, I can under­stand. When I first (mis)read that, I thought you were say­ing he had an arti­san in wood­work in per­ma­nent employ at his home who’s job it was to carve intri­cate reliefs on his walls. You know, like the Likeks fam­ily on a fox hunt or the fam­ily coat of arms and such.

  5. FL said on May 7th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Nice post.

  6. Jason said on May 7th, 2007 at 11:50 am

    God bless you for cut­ting through the trea­cle, Nance.

    But for the sake of an argu­ment: If I were at the Min­neapo­lis Star Tri­bune, and I were think­ing, “Hmm, which writer at the Min­neapo­lis Star Tri­bune has a brand name worth keep­ing?” the list would come down to “Lileks” and um … OK, I’m draw­ing a blank.

    That’s no knock on the peo­ple at the Strib, but love him or hate him, Lileks has a fol­low­ing. Now, I’m not sure that hav­ing Lileks write about his trips to Tar­get keeps peo­ple read­ing the Star Tri­bune, but I’m pretty sure that fill­ing his space with yesterday’s wire sto­ries isn’t going to do it, either.

    I was told by numer­ous edi­tors that I wasn’t cut out for news­pa­pers, and I guess they’re right, because I don’t under­stand a busi­ness model that elim­i­nates a local colum­nist in Min­neapo­lis or Ft. Wayne and replaces it with … er … nothing.

  7. apostropher said on May 7th, 2007 at 11:52 am

    I don’t have much to add beyond FL’s “Nice post.” But really, very well said.

  8. D. Klein said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Wow, Nancy, this seems unnec­es­sar­ily nasty. I read both you and Lileks every morn­ing and hap­pily enjoy both, and have also spent many years in news­pa­pers (thank­fully, long ago and no longer). But gloat­ing at yet another person’s ill for­tune at the hands of moronic news­pa­per man­age­ment just seems petty, bit­ter and vin­dic­tive. The Strib is idi­otic not to take advan­tage of his obvi­ous online tal­ents — but that’s why news­pa­pers are hav­ing such a hard time. I think you’re right they want him to quit, but he obvi­ously has a good deal right now and would like to keep it. So what? That’s how we all would feel. I rooted for you dur­ing your run of trou­ble in Ft. Wayne, and I’m root­ing for him now. I want all the writ­ers I like to live well and prosper!

  9. nancy said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Noted, D.K. I really don’t wish him ill. I cer­tainly don’t want him to stop blog­ging, as he’s always been the best sin­gle exam­ple of how a per­son can be relent­lessly self-obsessed and still have no self-knowledge. As some­one e-mailed me pri­vately, “If (this reas­sign­ment) came with some enlight­en­ment, then maybe (I’d be pleased), but Jimbo is a closed sys­tem, and the only net effect would be to make him hate hip­pies worse.”

    Hon­estly, my schaden­freude is more aimed at his boost­ers, who even now are com­plain­ing that their hero will have to cover “bor­ing meet­ings about sew­ers” and so forth. These are the SAME PEOPLE who are always drool­ing over the glo­ries of the hyper­local inter­nets and so on. I mean, here they finally get one of their own out cov­er­ing the news, pre­sum­ably with­out evil left-wing bias, and they can’t be happy? What, exactly, do they want?

    The Strib would be wise to reas­sign him to some­thing he’s more enthu­si­as­tic about. But again, they want him to quit, not grow in a new posi­tion. His salary almost cer­tainly approaches six fig­ures; they want him off the bot­tom line.

  10. Peter Principle said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Shorter James Lileks: “Gee, I guess cap­i­tal­ism sucks after all.”

  11. Xanthippe said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    D. Klein (above):

    “The Strib is idi­otic not to take advan­tage of his obvi­ous online tal­ents — but that’s why news­pa­pers are hav­ing such a hard time.”

    Bingo.

    Nancy, thanks for keep­ing your vit­riol in check. If Lileks is too right-wing for your sen­si­bil­i­ties, then maybe you need to get out more. He’s a mod­er­ate — at least out in the world of non-journalists.

  12. Moorer said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    THREE ref­er­ences to his pol­i­tics, when most of his columns are over­whelm­ingly apo­lit­i­cal? Sheesh.

  13. Anonymous said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    All I can say, Nancy, is that the new own­ers of Fort Wayne News­pa­pers make Knight Rid­der look sainted. These peo­ple not only don’t have a clue about run­ning the place, they aren’t inter­ested in hav­ing a clue, and any­one who does is promptly silenced. The hubby, who has worked there almost 26 years, is on his way out the door along with almost every­one else of qual­ity. Did I men­tion I’d like to post anonymously?

  14. Riehl World View said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    Do Blog­gers “Get” Newspapers?…

    In the wake of James Lileks seem­ingly pend­ing re-assignment to news, Ed Driscoll asks:Do News­pa­pers Get The Web? The answer to that would be a def­i­nite emphatic No! based on James Lileks’ lat­est post.Read the whole thing here. Here are…

  15. neil said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    I think that Lileks’ back­ers actu­ally wish that there were fewer reporters and more columnists-with-a-conservative-edge. So, although there may be an incon­sis­tency with their stated words, the sub­text is intact.

    Although it is a bit incon­sis­tent that they (mostly non-subscribers) are all furi­ously pound­ing out let­ters demand­ing that the news­pa­per keep this colum­nist who they’ve con­cluded is los­ing them money. Why is the news­pa­per busi­ness in decline? Because they don’t pay enough atten­tion to the opin­ions and pref­er­ences of non-subscribers?

  16. brian stouder said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    self-obsessed and still have no self-knowledge

    I was struck by this phrase; I read the (excel­lent!) review of the War­ren Zevon book (if you click NN’s Night­stand, you go to the review) and the reviewer made a remark­able point that I’m still pon­der­ing — com­ment­ing on WZ’s joke that he got to be Jim Mor­ri­son longer than Mor­ri­son got to be, the reviewer said some­thing like — being a Jim Mor­ri­son with self-knowledge would be a painful con­tra­dic­tion in terms.….

    So maybe the mowed-down Lileks will become the oppo­site ‘painful contradiction’ — an intro­spec­tive pun­dit who doesn’t know himself

  17. Exurban Jon said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    I used my circa 1995 J-school degree to enter the worlds of design and mar­ket­ing. Even then I could see that news­pa­pers were too obsti­nate to change their busi­ness model. They were mar­ried to wood pulp while the world was sleep­ing with digital.

    I’m con­fi­dent that Lileks​.com dwarfs the traf­fic gen­er­ated by Star​Tri​bune​.com and has done so for the past decade. Yet the ST edi­tors refuse to cap­i­tal­ize on the eager new-reader-generator in their midst.

    Instead of look­ing for­ward, they try to force James’ dig­i­tal peg into the hole of depression-era ink stained wretches. The fact that they are pos­si­bly (prob­a­bly) try­ing to force him out is all the more damning.

    The Star-Trib edi­tors are idiots in busi­ness as well as journalism.

  18. Mudge said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    You have been cited at Escha­ton and given the “bst com­men­tary” award by Roy. Expect a del­uge. I have seen Lance Man­nion speak of you highly as well. You keep good com­pany. And if he doesn’t take any of your advice, Lileks may learn a few things on his own.

  19. vic said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    You’re quite a tal­ented writer, and your insight into the paper’s true moti­va­tion here are sharp. Strange, though, how bit­ter you sound; it’s almost as if you’re jeal­ous of him or something.

    From what I’ve read writ­ten by Lileks’ fan­boys out there on the web, it seems they’re more upset that the paper chose to assign him to stan­dard gumshoe reportage when his strengths would bet­ter serve the paper’s desire to fur­ther develop its online prod­uct. He’s spo­ken about that idea for months now, and it’s not hypocrisy of his “hard­ened rightwing sen­si­bil­i­ties” (yeah, right) to think the paper com­mit­ted a hella boner here.

    Inci­den­tally (with apolo­gies for going off-topic), does want­ing to win the war make one a “hard right-winger”? What would that have made FDR or Tru­man (or JFK, or Wil­son, or…), then, I wonder?

  20. Radio Head said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    I always try to avoid catch­ing sight of Lileks’ smugshot (sic)when I skim page 2 of Vari­ety or what­ever they call the sec­tion now. My self-imposed penalty, if my mind wan­ders and his image or, G-d for­bid, the head­line, imposes on my con­scious­ness, is that I must imme­di­ately stop read­ing the Strib for the day. My gen­eral rule is to entirely skip the page, though because it occa­sion­ally con­tains inter­est­ing Web­site refer­rals, I’m some­times too curi­ous to read respon­si­bly. The Strib is so rightwing on its news­pages now that I gather that Jim might fit right in. I’m sure he can fer­ret out occa­sional cases of white peo­ple peo­ple being abused by minori­ties, leftie politi­cians’ fool­ish­ness, and quirky mis­uses of pub­lic funds. Until the pink slip arrives, he can work to keep Kather­ine Ker­sten sup­plied with mate­r­ial for her on-going snit fit.

  21. underwhelm said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Lileks, a mod­er­ate? Oh ho! Not hardly. I was acquainted with his humor col­umn before I dis­cov­ered he was part of the right-wing com­men­tariat, but there’s no mis­tak­ing that’s where his polit­i­cal tastes lie.

    He’s just part of the Min­nesota brand of con­ser­vatism that has long dis­guised itself as “com­mon sense.” One local radio host called it “Garage Logic,” but it’s the same old reflex­ive con­ser­vatism. Call­ing it main­stream doesn’t make it so. He wrote a col­umn this year insin­u­at­ing that Fox News is no more a Repub­li­can par­ti­san orga­ni­za­tion than CNN and NPR are par­ti­san for Democ­rats. That’s not mod­er­ate, it’s the tell-tale sign of a true believer.

  22. sdh said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    The Strib is idi­otic not to take advan­tage of his obvi­ous online tal­ents — but that’s why news­pa­pers are hav­ing such a hard time.

    For all of this hand­wring­ing, it ignores a cen­tral real­ity: news­pa­pers exist to sell adver­tis­ing. The new­stand price is meant to be a nom­i­nal fee in order to pad the bot­tom line, ascribe con­sumer value, and make home deliv­ery seem like a good deal.

    News­pa­per cir­cu­la­tion is declin­ing in many mar­kets – and in large part this is due to the avail­abil­ity of other news out­lets. I get most of my news through rss feeds. I rarely even look at my local paper.

    The ques­tion that news­pa­pers have to answer is how to have a func­tion­ing busi­ness model when the value of their prod­uct keeps dimin­ish­ing (fewer read­ers means a decreased adver­tis­ing value).

    Lileks is in part a vic­tim of the very medium he cham­pi­ons: the inter­net. I don’t think that mak­ing con­tent avail­able online really helps news­pa­pers – it cer­tainly doesn’t do much for their bot­tom line.

  23. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Nancy –

    He hates Jim, by the way, but i’m bet­ting you knew that. The key point here (and i say this as one like D. Klein who reads Nancy and James both, each day, and find an exquis­ite bal­ance thereby) is nicely made: this is fir­ing by other means. The point is not that they want him doing straight news, nor (sorry Hugh) do they care a’tall that some­one else may well scoop him up, but they want it to hap­pen soon. In fact, it is a trib­ute to the degree of fame/notoriety that James has built that they didn’t can him. The flack from this maneu­ver is noth­ing com­pared to what they would have heard if it was an out­right sack­ing (kind of like mak­ing Mary Worth tinier and tinier). When he “resigns” to “pur­sue other inter­ests,” it will be page B-2 and forgotten.

    But i think Lileks has a point that there was an online option for using him that appar­ently was never broached, and that is the real stu­pid­ity here. The Strib no longer hav­ing a full-time humor colum­nist is sim­ply com­mon sense; actu­ally, i’d never before real­ized he was full-time and thought he was part-time with the Quirk.

    Said the contract/work-for-hire/files quar­terly estimated’s hack writer…

  24. Woody Bombay said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    “He’s a mod­er­ate — at least out in the world of non-journalists.”

    Um, no.

  25. Anon said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:48 pm

  26. Greg said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Hav­ing grown up in Grosse Pointe with a mother who worked at the Detroit News dur­ing the tumul­tuous buy­out by Gan­nett, and then mov­ing to Min­neapo­lis for many years in the ‘90s, this post hits close to home.

    1) Lileks is a low-talent, “johnny-one-note” twit and only got his plum assign­ment because of con­ser­v­a­tive affir­ma­tive action. (i.e. Edi­tors fear­ing the label of lib­eral media) If his pres­ence at the Strib actu­ally con­tributed to the corporation’s bot­tom line, he would still have his column.

    2) As much as I dis­dain the stereo­typ­i­cal the page-boy coiffed Grosse Pointe Soc­cer Mom, most of them that knew (and a few I still know) are much brighter than Lileks and could argue him under the table. For that mat­ter, most of the ones I know could drink him under the table, but that is another matter.

    3) Cool blog.

  27. Exurban Jon said on May 7th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Oh c’mon, Anon, I was only off by a mag­ni­tude of 10 or 15.

    (Thanks for the correction.)

  28. Danny said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Yeesh, Nance. Now we got a bunch of lib­eral hyper­ven­ti­la­tion here. Thanks, “Poor­girl.” LOL!

    vic, well said. Your whole post.

  29. Dorothy said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Wow, I’m so out of my league with all this newspaper-speak, but I’m lov­ing the new com­menters! Pull up a chair, and stay awhile, folks!

  30. Fearguth said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Good to see another tar­get of my mad­cap wit has been brought low.

  31. Pat Cunningham said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    A sit­u­a­tion some­what sim­i­lar to Lileks’ befell me last year at a Gan­nett paper in Rock­ford, IL. I finally quit just before Christ­mas. Then, Gan­nett announced last month the sale of the Rock­ford paper to Gate­House Media. I sense that many of my for­mer col­leagues are extremely ner­vous about the pend­ing after­math. But I’m feel­ing just fine.

  32. Doodle Bean said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Thanks, Nancy! Hang in there!

  33. DWF said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    I’m lov­ing it. From Ft. Wayne, you’ve moved on to bet­ter things. And I’ve enjoyed what I’ve read of yours at this site – espe­cially the Sun­glasses of Justice.

  34. DWF said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    PS I’m aston­ished at the cou­ple com­ments alleg­ing you sound “bit­ter” or “jeal­ous.” Did they even READ Lilek’s “bleat” about this turn of events? He’s all that and then some (the “some” being “delusional”).

    http://​www​.lileks​.com/​b​l​e​a​t​s​/​a​r​c​h​i​v​e​/​0​7​/​0​5​0​7​/​0​5​0​7​0​7.html

  35. Don Surber » Blog Archive » Idiots? said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

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  36. John Fulton said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    I sub­scribe to the Strib, and have for as long as I’ve lived in MN. The Lileks col­umn has always been in the same cat­e­gory for me as Dear Abby: a part of the paper that I pay for that I don’t need to read. If I want stale and tired opin­ion blind to the con­tem­po­rary world, well, there they are. Since I never need that, the idea that some­thing use­ful or inter­est­ing may fill that space soon is good news.

  37. monchie b. monchum said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    For all of Lileks’ cham­pi­oning of the Web, very lit­tle money is being made on news/commentary sites. I have yet to hear of a straight news web­site that makes money. Some blog­gers are able to sup­port them­selves on their ad rev­enue, but they’re the excep­tion rather than the rule.

    Here’s the prob­lem in a nut­shell: Very few peo­ple are will­ing to pay any­thing over and above their monthly ISP fee for con­tent (except, of course, porn), while at the same time adver­tis­ers are hes­i­tant to sink as many ad dol­lars into the Web as they have tra­di­tion­ally done for newspapers.

  38. Tim Worstall said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    James Lileks: Beat Reporter…

    Rather sur­pris­ing news from Amer­i­can media land: James Lileks has been reas­signed from his colum­nar duties to being a beat reporter. As he says him­self this isn’t some­thing he’s likely to be very good at. Now the thing is, why…

  39. Danny said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Nancy, you’re get­ting some love over at Don Suber’s blog.

    Save the trou­ble of going to that Nall person’s web­site. She REALLY doesn’t like Lileks’s “pol­i­tics” or “self involve­ment” so she spends all this time telling us how these events affected her.

    I love the ref­er­ence, “…that Nall [per­son]….”

  40. pseudonymous in nc said on May 7th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    For a long time, Lileks has delib­er­ately and effec­tively seg­mented his out­put for dif­fer­ent audi­ences, and it’s odd that fol­low­ers of his work in one (the blog) now want to influ­ence the dynam­ics of another (the Strib), even as the pro­lif­er­a­tion of blogs con­tributes to the belt-tightening which makes a humor colum­nist sur­plus to requirements.

    So those fans of Lileks ask­ing if news­pa­pers ‘get the Web’ miss the point com­pletely: the Strib gig has always been part of the ‘domes­tic whimsy’ strand of his work, and it’s always been pos­si­ble for read­ers to engage with that while ignor­ing the polit­i­cal bits. Indeed, many fans of the whimsy grimly try to pre­tend that the opin­ion­at­ing doesn’t exist. But Hewitt comes at it from the per­spec­tive of a fan of the opin­ion­at­ing, who nev­er­the­less thinks Lileks should be paid for doing some­thing else in order to keep opin­ion­at­ing in his spare time.

    Ironies abound. If Lileks is valu­able to the right blo­gos­phere because of his opin­ions, then there should be a mar­ket for him within that par­tic­u­lar milieu.

  41. Bob Krumm » James Lileks, Version 1.0, R.I.P. said on May 7th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    […] This woman, how­ever, well, let’s just say she lacks sympathy. […]

  42. weinerdog43 said on May 7th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    To our newly minted ‘jour­nal­ist’ Mr. Lileks; the immor­tal words of Nel­son Muntz…‘Ha Ha!’

  43. Athenae said on May 7th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Here via Atrios, and this is just the best take­down of Lileks I have ever, ever, EVER read.

    You’re awe­some.

    A.

  44. joe said on May 7th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    Lileks never wrote polit­i­cal views in his col­umn
    and his orig­nal back­fence was a lot bet­ter than the quirk. But the star­tri­bune was cer­tainly not using him to their advan­tage. Glad to know left­ies resent any­one with “improper” views (even tho their never stated in the st) There is no tal­ent on this site – only petty jealousy.

  45. Eric B. said on May 7th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    The hilar­i­ous thing is that just two years ago, Hugh Hewitt called for peo­ple to can­cel their Star Tri­bune sub­scrip­tions over con­tent he didn’t like them printing.

    http://​www​.lean​left​.com/​a​r​c​h​i​v​e​s​/​2​0​0​5​/​0​6​/​2​9​/4329/

    What we have here, for Lileks, is a painful embrace with the real­i­ties of mod­ern news­pa­pers. I feel his pain, because last year, I too got whacked by my local paper. Unlike him, I didn’t regard my job as some kind of enti­tle­ment, where the paper’s own­ers were com­pelled to pay me far and above what they could rea­son­ably expect that I con­tributed to the paper’s bot­tom line. It’s busi­ness, baby, and it’s deeply amus­ing to me to see all this whin­ing about what really is just a result of mar­ket pres­sures. Maybe next time they won’t be so fast to crit­i­cize unions, or come to the defense of politi­cians who enable outsourcing.

    As for the rest of these peo­ple — what do they think the Star Tri­bune really is, a Scaife-run wingnut wel­fare organ?

  46. GB said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Nancy Nall, you are the wind beneath my wings.

  47. julia said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    S’funny — I’m not hear­ing about New­house drop­ping his col­umn. Funny they would do that if he’s as much of a rev­enue engine as all that.

    As for his mod­er­a­tion, I can think of a num­ber of dif­fer­ent occa­sions off the top of my head that he’s explic­itly wished death on a polit­i­cal oppo­nent. His com­menters (and although likely they’d stay at his site, which he hasn’t offered to give up in order to run the news site in his head) there might be cross-pollination. Does the paper he works at think it’s worth the risk that their adver­tis­ers will read the kind of com­ments posted in the blogs Mr. Lileks’ friends run?

    Also, I’m assum­ing they’re look­ing for local adver­tis­ers. Are they likely to get many local hits from Lileks’ read­ers? Isn’t it more likely that local read­ers will run into the wingos­phere in full cry and stay away in droves?

    Funny. A work­ing amer­i­can with a suc­cess­ful small busi­ness, mul­ti­ple pub­lished books and an afflu­ent spouse is reas­signed to a job he likes less at the same salary and it’s a cause cele­bre. Pre­sum­ably if the job had moved to Ban­ga­lore and he was out on the street it would be OK.

  48. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Lileks got a shout-out from The Mas­ter today: http://​blogs​.her​ald​.com/​d​a​v​e​_​b​a​r​r​y​s​_​b​l​o​g​/​2​0​0​7​/​0​5​/​i​n​c​r​e​d​i​b​l​e.html

    The man who made the Arcola, IL Broom Corn Fes­ti­val a national event …

  49. julia said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    Well, before he gave up col­umn writ­ing, Mr. Barry had suf­fered a bit of a midlife cri­sis of unfunny wingnut­tery (among other things) himself.

  50. Mooser said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    Rise with Bush, sink with Bush. They’ll be lots of other whose descents will be far more precipitous.

  51. Doug said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Lileks is a prime exam­ple of the Peter Prin­ci­ple applied to blog­ging. A few years ago, his reviews of old cook­books and trib­ute to The Gob­bler (bizarre old motel in Wis­con­sin) were required read­ing among a cer­tain hip­ster demo­graphic. (Even with­out see­ing the num­bers, I’m will­ing to bet that the Insti­tute of Offi­cial Cheer still gets many, many more hits than the Bleat.) But then he decided he had a future as an Iraq Inva­sion cheer­leader, and things went south from there. He would have done much bet­ter if he’d bought the Gob­bler, saved it from the wreck­ing ball, fixed it up a lit­tle (i.e., put in clean sheets and Inter­net access) and mar­keted it as some kind of geek/indie-rock tourist des­ti­na­tion. I know lots of peo­ple who would have spent a night or two there, for Irony’s sake alone.

  52. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    … and Nancy, you’re keep­ing some inter­est­ing com­pany here: http://​www​.meme​o​ran​dum​.com/​0​7​0​5​0​7​/​p​1​8​#​a​0​7​0​507p18

    You may yet end up with more con­ser­v­a­tive read­ers before this is over! (Con­fes­sion: i’d heard of “meme­o­ran­dum” for years, but had never looked at what they did/how they did it until the Hewitt link on Lileks.) Sadly, most con­ser­v­a­tives are miss­ing the “they’re actu­ally fir­ing him in slow-motion” story in their dis­be­lief that one of their favorites is pitched over the edge.

    But James was never, or at least ver­rrry rarely polit­i­cal in the Quirk — what still, i’d argue, makes this odd, is that the Quirk was full of very specif­i­cally local touches (the Tar­get guy in the pow­er­chair, the streetscapes, the Valli, cof­feeshop atmos­phere) which seem to be the remain­ing strength for print. For­get whether the Strib should have a Bleat/Institute site with ads as part of their online pres­ence (can you make money at that? Some say no, some say maybe a bit, no one says Amen! or even yes…). The Quirk did seem like the kind of thing that rep­re­sented a main­stream approach to what vita​.mn is full of for the edgy, pierced, ‘too-ed crowd.

    But they may not be mak­ing enough on vita​.mn, either, and if that’s get­ting axed shortly, we’re back to Nancy’s main point: they’re try­ing to legally force James to quit, and soon.

    Now, cut­ting Ker­sten and shift­ing James to op-ed; that would actu­ally make some sense.

  53. Kat Coble said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    Nancy,

    I read you long before I read Lileks, and still lurk here from time to time.

    I read you when you were mak­ing a fairly decent foot­print at the News-Sentinel back in the day, and con­tinue to fol­low you out of a shared Zevon love, even if we agree on noth­ing else.

    Hon­estly, though, I don’t know why you think it pru­dent to slam Lileks for writ­ing from a polit­i­cal point of view when you your­self do the same.

    There are so many ways in which you and Lileks are sim­i­lar, even though your core polit­i­cal views are different.

    Frankly, from where I sit as a free­lance writer and all-around grunt, you BOTH have had pretty cush jobs as far as writ­ing goes. Hell, don’t you guys have a boat? There aren’t many of us in this game who’ve got either the home or the water­craft. So count your­self lucky, too and maybe you can enjoy your bless­ings with­out slag­ging him.

    As far as the press he’s get­ting, it’s just liv­ing proof of the maxim “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Lileks knows peo­ple with ink, and that’s not a bad thing.

    In the mean­time, please remem­ber that there are a lot of us who still like Indi­ana, and that Indi­ana kept you in a good writ­ing job for a long time, so slag­ging on it is maybe not the best way to endear your­self to folks.

  54. Eric B. said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Jeff,

    No one is mak­ing an appre­cia­ble amount of money online. Lots of read­ers, yes, but not much rev­enue. Even if they’d shifted Lileks to a ‘Net-only pres­ence, they still couldn’t jus­tify his salary and ben­e­fits pack­age. I mean, is Hugh Hewitt really apt to pony up enough dough to make it work?

    His col­umn was filled with purely local touches? Charm­ing, I’m sure, but not some­thing that jus­ti­fies pay­ing some­one for full-time work. If you really wanted some­thing like that, there’s undoubt­edly any num­ber of retirees in the Twin Cities area will­ing to do the same thing for prac­ti­cally free ($30-$40/week?), or maybe even just the grat­i­fi­ca­tion of see­ing their name on a byline. Or, you could just spare your­self the pain and agony of hav­ing to get the thing on dead­line every week, edit it, and write a head­line, and just replace it with another Sudoku puzzle.

  55. neil said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    I grew up in Indi­ana myself and I’m still struck by how darn touchy Hoosiers can be. What on earth could be con­sid­ered ‘slag­ging’ in this piece?

  56. Taleena said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    Julia:

    Lileks quit New­house not the other way around from what I understand.

  57. On Lileks « Just Another Pretty Farce said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    […] on this whole Lileks busi­ness is watch­ing the reac­tion of other writ­ers with good paid writ­ing jobs cackle with glee about this sud­den down­turn in Lileks’ for­tunes. From where I’ve sat as a writer, Lileks […]

  58. Samuel John Klein said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    Well done, well done. I’ve lived around peo­ple like Lileks all my life; I was born on the tail end of the baby boom and, by the time it was my time to get a piece of it, peo­ple like him had used it all up, and there was none left over for me.

    This is the def­i­n­i­tion of schaden­freude; enjoy­ing the ‘down­fall’ of some­one who thought they were immune. Of course he’s still doing well; I’d trade a month of my best days for two or three of his worst days. So if he had to let go of the ‘woman who does his wood­work’, the only advice I can give is Suck it up, cup­cake. You still have a hell of a lot more chances than most of us do.

    The dis­may of a righty who gets left behind is always the most enter­tain­ing thing.

    And you nailed it exactly. This is the first time I’ve ever read your writ­ing; I’ll be read­ing you as reg­u­larly as I can from here on out.

  59. Kat Coble said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    “far less glam­orous”; “shake the Hoosier dust from our feet”

  60. brian stouder said on May 7th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Kat — I believe that is what is known as ‘putting up a brave front’.

    Seems to me that good ol’ Nance always liked Fort Wayne; although what prompts a jour­nal­ist to write seems to be the more pun­gent aspects of any given subject.

    What­ever lit­tle I’ve ever read of Lileks was thanks to links from here; and indeed, this lat­est turn of events got the full NN.c treat­ment because of how it par­al­lels just what hap­pened to her (it seems to me) — and not out of spite alone; although a healthy dose of crys­tal clear, lemon-lime spite is always a refresh­ing thing — as opposed to spite that tries to hide beneath a mask of “objectivity”.

  61. MarkH said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    Damn you, Nancy!

    I have WORK to do. Whyd’ja have to go and put such a qual­ity thread together, on a Mon­day, no less…

    Between read­ing all the com­ments about Lileks’ (some­one I’ve NEVER checked into, so I can’t con­tribute) uh, predica­ment, and then link­ing to all the out-of-the-woodwork blogs that have shown up as your word(s) spread through cyber­space, well…

    I do have some opin­ions on this, but…I just wish there was more time. Oh, well back to the grind.

    Nice work, today, btw…

  62. Mark said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    GEE! Don’t we all wish we could kiss Huge Dimwits fanny so if the day ever came that our employer felt the need to cut costs Huge would call on the power of peo­ple who couldn’t find Min­neapo­lis on a map to write nasty emails in sup­port of us.

    Mean­while, for those of you who have never actu­ally read the lame-ass POS I sug­gest you sit down & shut up. He may be funny on-line, he might have writ­ten a book or two but his dull, self-centered, wit­less dri­vel was not enter­tain­ing. He was not reas­signed because of his polit­i­cal views.

  63. Greg said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Nance –nice take­down. First-time reader, here via atrios.

    vic – “Inci­den­tally (with apolo­gies for going off-topic), does want­ing to win the war make one a “hard right-winger”?
    No, but believ­ing that the Iraq occu­pa­tion can be “won” at this point, with­out explain­ing exactly what that would entail and how many more troops have to die – after all the shift­ing & con­tra­dic­tory expla­na­tions we’ve had so far – is a pretty good indicator.

    What would that have made FDR or Tru­man (or JFK, or Wil­son, or…), then, I wonder?”

    Inter­est­ing shift there, from *the* Iraq war (notice how he didn’t say “Iraq”? Clever, clever…) to dif­fer­ent wars. With FDR & Tru­man, you’re talk­ing about World War II, which is, for rea­sons that should be painfully obvi­ous, *vastly* dif­fer­ent from the Iraq occu­pa­tion. And, if mem­ory serves, we weren’t at war under Kennedy’s admin­is­tra­tion; the Cuban Mis­sile Cri­sis was specif­i­cally solved with diplo­macy, and by us *not* going to war.

    Since we’re not actu­ally in a war (mil­i­tary phase ended in 2003 w/ “Mis­sion Accom­plished), but an occu­pa­tion, the only thing we can do is leave.
    Unless you’d care to *very specif­i­cally* define what “win­ning” would look like and how we’re going to accom­plish that after screw­ing things up so badly and turn­ing the entire pop­u­la­tion against us.

  64. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Eric — I agree entirely that no one (other than server farm oper­a­tors!) is mak­ing money from media-related inter­net rev­enue, which is my point. But then i am puz­zled when NYTimes or Gan­nett says they’re push­ing up towards 30% of rev­enue com­ing from inter­net ads — some­thing is work­ing fis­cally there. When this all wob­bles to a new equi­lib­rium, how much creative/journalistic con­tent will still be on one side of the teeter-totter, or will the bal­ance be found with mostly wire copy and sudoku ser­vice? But it comes back to what the autodeal­er­ships and fur­ni­ture stores and gro­ceries will pay to be next to, which is the iron ful­crum of this game. Not just any old retiree can write copy to warm the sales manager’s heart at U-reckum Autos, and they know that because it’s been tried the last ten years. The surge towards com­mu­nity cor­re­spon­dents (read stringers, often non-compensated) was slapped down by ad buy­ers. The answer, if there is one, is some­where between “Aunt Tillie Speaks” and AP (Outer Somewheristan).

    Kat, it’s a small boat. Very small. It just has amaz­ingly straight screw­heads, which makes it look pricey.

  65. alex said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Kat, I’m more of a Hoosier than you are. I live here. What’s more, I don’t think Nance dissed this cesspool of imbe­ciles one iota.

  66. Danny said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    Kat, it’s a small boat. Very small. It just has amaz­ingly straight screw­heads, which makes it look pricey.

    Jeff. That was very, very, very funny. Thank you.

  67. C Tang said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    I’m an irreg­u­lar reader of Lileks and I like his writ­ing, though not every day. I’m con­ser­v­a­tive, so that aspect of his writ­ing doesn’t bother me much. But I dis­agree with Athenae, above, that this is a “take-down;” even as Lileks-liker, I thought it was great advice  — the kind your friend gives you. Every indus­try has shake­downs and peo­ple at the top — more senior­ity, plum assign­ments, lots of flex­i­bil­ity, higher salaries are the first to get scru­ti­nized. If you’re Dave Barry and bring a fran­chise with you, it’s a sim­ple busi­ness cal­cu­la­tion; if you’re smaller, have lots of free-rider read­ers who like your blog but don’t pay the STrib on-line fees, it’s also a sim­ple busi­ness decision.

    So, from a Lileks-liker, I thought this was a great dose of com­mon sense (and a “good read,” to boot). If I got the anal­o­gous “reas­sign­ment” at my work­place, I would know exactly how to inter­pret it: start look­ing for a career path some­where else because it isn’t going to be here.

    In many ways, I thought the STrib deci­sion not only made sense, it was respect­ful: not a first-move buy­out offer, just a hint to “find greater oppor­tu­ni­ties else­where;” and it sends a sig­nal to the many (assumed) employ­ers covert­ing Lileks’ skills that they are free to fish in the STrib pond.

    Great post — thanks. I thought the tone was perfect.

  68. Kirk said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Well, Greg, there was that lit­tle thing in Viet­nam that was going on when JFK was president.

  69. neil said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    See what I mean? If that’s con­sid­ered ‘slam­ming’ Indi­ana, then you can hardly write any­thing about the place that –isn’t– slam­ming. Small won­der that most peo­ple sim­ply choose not to write about it at all.

  70. deb said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    this boat’s so small that when nature calls, you have to hang it over the side or pee in a bucket. and it prob­a­bly cost a mere frac­tion of what any­one read­ing this spent on his or her last car.

  71. Danny said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    “Shout out” to Kat Coble. I checked your blog. Very cool. Thanks for com­ing over here.

    I only had a brief time to scan it, but your Lost-nerdbait take was hilarious.

    Now, in agree­ment with MarkH, I must … get… back… to… work.
    Must… resist urge… to… linger… here… all.… day.

  72. Meg said on May 7th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    For the record, I don’t think you sound bit­ter at all.

    If any­one sounds bit­ter these days, it’s the wing-nuts with their whole neo-con dream turn­ing to ashes, along with the “Per­ma­nent Repub­li­can Majority.”

    I don’t feel bad for Lileks. He needs to get out of the house and out into the real world. But I feel bad for the Strib staff in gen­eral and the readers.

    We all deserve a bet­ter newspaper.

  73. Osa R. Vittore said on May 7th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    News flash: Strib to cut 145 jobs includ­ing 50 in the news­room, offers buyouts.

  74. nancy said on May 7th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Well, that didn’t take long.

  75. opat said on May 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    My sis’, a long­time fan of yours, passed the word about today’s post. I, an ink-stained wretch for three decades and count­ing, did the old forehead-slap thing: Oh, yeah, Nancy’s blog. How come I haven’t been read­ing it lately?
    Well, I’m here now, and to stay. I don’t even know the play­ers in this fight and I’m sucked in. Ter­rific and cogent com­men­tary, pitch-perfect on the whole nasty busi­ness of our implod­ing field — or should I say, the self-imploding that the bottom-line bean-counters in news­pa­per­dom (news­pa­per­dumb) are so good at.
    And really, that’s the sim­ple answer here, isn’t it? Strip away the polit­i­cal voice, for­get about the new-model read­ers he dri­ves to the blog and web­site, whether he’s a one-note Johnny or not. Their bot­tom line is Lileks’ salary, and noth­ing else. There really is no other “there” there.
    In J-school long, long ago and far, far away, we were full of right­eous indig­na­tion about the com­ing cor­po­rate takeover of daily papers. We all thought the suits were going to tell us what to write and whom NOT to write about. It only dawned on us much, much later that the cor­po­rate con­trol had lit­tle or noth­ing to do with such petty stuff. It was really about expenses, profit mar­gins, return-on-investment, and most espe­cially, pledg­ing fealty to the Wall Street ana­lysts’ cries for higher and higher div­i­dends.
    And that’s the obit for Lileks’ col­umn, how­ever bad or good it may have been.
    For­give the ser­mon. Thanks for a very nice read.

  76. Eric B. said on May 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    Jeff,

    Online rev­enue is grow­ing, but it is show­ing signs of sta­bliz­ing. That is, the growth could be plateau­ing. And, why not? Papers aren’t pulling in rev­enue from clas­si­fied ads online (hell, Craigslist has evis­cer­ated clas­si­fied ads on both coasts and is work­ing its way into the Mid­west), and I can’t imag­ine any­one pay­ing what they ordi­nar­ily would for a full-page ad (what, maybe a few hun­dred per day with full color?). Sure, with a Web-only pres­ence, you can chop out cir­cu­la­tion, clas­si­fied ads, and the costs of print­ing the thing, but there’s no way rev­enue will ever sup­port the size vir­tual news­room that could afford a full-time humor columnist.

    The point? I can’t tell you how many colum­nists, reporters, and pho­tog­ra­phers I’ve known who’ve been axed (eco­nom­ics, con­tent, same dif­fer­ence) and assumed that read­ers would rise up in right­eous anger, only to learn a week later that as long as a sub­scriber still gets his obit­u­ar­ies, police logs, and box scores, that the loss in cir­cu­la­tion is never more than a momen­tary blip. When it’s all said and done, most peo­ple who drop the news­pa­per over these kind of con­tent pres­sures resume their sub­scrip­tion in a month or two. At least, that’s what the cir­cu­la­tion folks I’ve talked to have told me.

    Is it sad that quaint lit­tle local fea­tures are dis­ap­pear­ing? Sure, why not. But, adver­tis­ers don’t look at your con­tent (that is, unless you’ve offended them lately), they look at your cir­cu­la­tion fig­ures and ad rates. If they think it can work, that it’ll be a wise invest­ment, they’ll go with it. If not, they’ll go with an ad at the movie the­ater or in the local shopper.

  77. Allison said on May 7th, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    —For all of this hand­wring­ing, it ignores a cen­tral real­ity: news­pa­pers exist to sell advertising.

    So does Google. They have rev­enue of 10 bil­lion dol­lars. Would you like to explain why elec­tronic news­pa­pers can’t make enough rev­enue from ads to sup­port the print sib­lings when Google can?

    —The ques­tion that news­pa­pers have to answer is how to have a func­tion­ing busi­ness model when the value of their prod­uct keeps dimin­ish­ing (fewer read­ers means a decreased adver­tis­ing value).

    Lileks has a circ with­out the Strib. It’s on his Bleat. Do the math.

    –Lileks is in part a vic­tim of the very medium he cham­pi­ons: the internet.

    No, he’s a vic­tim of a com­pany that can’t see that they already have in their midst a way to turn around the paper: with elec­tronic dynamic con­tent and ad revenue.

  78. CJ said on May 7th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Just a note from a lib­eral who still likes Lilkes…

    1. the col­umn (which was bet­ter as back­fence) was almost never political

    2. the bleat is rarely political

    3. 99% of his work is not political…

    4. he’s a GOOD WRITER — from a writ­ers stand­point, his craft­ing is good…

    i always felt he did a good job of keep­ing the polit­i­cal nut­tery away from the real writ­ing… i think that’s a good thing. i think hewitts and other wingers of the world liked him because he was oddly non­po­lit­i­cal in many ways, and yet lived in a polit­i­cal universe.

    but hey, maybe it’s because i’m a Twin Cities guy who lived in Fargo for four years… maybe that’s why I like his stuff. Or maybe it’s because despite his pol­i­tics, he’s a decent writer.

  79. Danny Guam said on May 7th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    I found my way here via the dirty­effin­hippy tube or truck. I can never get that straight. Any­way, I am a bit ashamed to admit that I did not know of your work before now. You are good. The way you expertly applied the pin to the bal­loon known as Lileks is quite mas­ter­ful. Not being a pro­fes­sional writer myself, I can only say, you deserve to be payed for writ­ing like this. Bravo.

    I really could care less about what’s his name.

  80. Jim Treacher said on May 7th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    I really don’t wish him ill. I cer­tainly don’t want him to stop blog­ging, as he’s always been the best sin­gle exam­ple of how a per­son can be relent­lessly self-obsessed and still have no self-knowledge.”

    In light of the sec­ond sen­tence, shouldn’t you strike the first?

    “He’s a mod­er­ate — at least out in the world of non-journalists.”

    Um, no.

    The Um! There is no known defense against the dreaded Um. Well parried.

  81. Constantine said on May 7th, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    No, he’s a vic­tim of a com­pany that can’t see that they already have in their midst a way to turn around the paper: with elec­tronic dynamic con­tent and ad revenue.

    If that were pos­si­ble, then Lileks would be mak­ing enough money online that he wouldn’t need his salary from the Strib in the first place.

    At best, online con­tent serves as loss-leader of semi-worthless mate­r­ial which serves as a means of sell­ing con­tent and ser­vices to read­ers. The rev­enue from dai​lykos​.com keeps the web­site afloat, but Kos makes money sell­ing his web design and con­sult­ing work. The WSJ reels in pay­ing sub­scribers to its valu­able news sec­tion by giv­ing away their worth­less opin­ion sec­tion for free in order to gen­er­ate buzz.

    So maybe the Strib could make a lit­tle money off Lileks and vice versa, but it would be more in the form of some inex­pen­sive means of dri­ving read­ers to each other’s sites, not any­thing that would jus­tify pay­ing Lileks a full-time salary.

  82. Phoenix Woman said on May 7th, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    I love see­ing all the read­ers of the Volkische Beobachter show­ing up to claim that Lileks’ isn’t a con­ser­v­a­tive. Good Lord, he’s got Hugh-flippin’-Hewitt sic­c­ing his fly­ing mon­keys onto the Strib’s man­age­ment staff even now. (In fact, to judge from this thread, it looks like there was some Fly­ing Mon­key spillover here.)

    Good post, Nancy, and good sug­ges­tions. But Lileks is too much the union-hata to bother with the News­pa­per Guild — that would be tan­ta­mount to admit­ting that unions are a Good Thing!

  83. Eric B. said on May 7th, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    Jeff,

    Thirty per­cent of rev­enue from online sources really isn’t that much, espe­cially con­sid­er­ing online read­er­ship for most papers is ris­ing while dead tree read­er­ship is declin­ing (except for the small, local dailies). But, even­tu­ally, the rev­enue will have to come from where the read­ers are, and the dead tree edi­tion will no longer be able to sub­si­dize the Web oper­a­tions. Will that hap­pen? I have seri­ous doubts that news­pa­pers will ever see clas­si­fied ad rev­enue from the Web (thanks to Craigslist and Mon­ster, and other online job resources), and I doubt that any­one will pay today’s half– and full-page rates for Web adver­tis­ing. At the end of the day, will there be rev­enue avail­able to keep a full-time humor colum­nist on staff? Not bloody likely. Hell, you can get that kind of writ­ing all over the Inter­net, and in most cases, you can get it for free. If you can’t give some­one some­thing they can get prac­ti­cally any­where (i.e. orig­i­nal news report­ing), you’re not giv­ing them some­thing they’ll pay for. That’s why small, local dailies are grow­ing while the big, metro dailies are all dying.

  84. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    Eric –

    We’re agreein’, mostly; what intrigues me is that 30% comes from ten years ago at 0%, aka “inter­net? whaz­zat?” Which means i can’t extrap­o­late a curve to 60% in another ten years, but what will the print biz become, and based on what? That’s what i’m look­ing for in all this. Hacks like me who pound out con­tent for stuff like col­lege alumni mags have another cou­ple decades in our niche, since the tar­get mar­ket still wants a thing to hold and fold down cor­ners (hey Marge, didja know Fern died last year?), even as we’re putting more and more of the same con­tent online for younger alumns who beg for no mail a’tall.

    The con­sul­tants are all cir­cling the newsprint car­cass and are cur­rently squawk­ing “hyper­local,” but is that really the finan­cial answer? And our local Gan­nett clus­ter of a daily print and a splat­ter o’ week­lies around the county is giv­ing reporters video-digi-cams and a two-hour train­ing in “cre­at­ing on-line video con­tent.” Dither­ing free­lance colum­nists are thus far exempt.

  85. Jim C said on May 7th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    I’m a con­ser­v­a­tive, and a blog­ger. Here’s my point of view on the “MSM”; It’s not so much that I want more reporters and colum­nists with a con­ser­v­a­tive bent, it’s that I want the libs to either admit that they’re libs or start pub­lish­ing straight news with­out the left­ward bias. What’s the big prob­lem with giv­ing up this BS idea of being bal­anced and let­ting every­one know where you stand? And it is a BS idea… I don’t believe for a minute that any­one can write a story with­out let­ting their per­sonal biases leak into how they cover that story… whether it’s obvi­ous bias, or just not giv­ing the other side’s point of view a fair shake.

    Jim C

  86. paul said on May 7th, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    That is a very long post for some­one who wasn’t going to post. Why so bitter?

  87. sdh said on May 7th, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    Alli­son said (in response to what I said):

    —For all of this hand­wring­ing, it ignores a cen­tral real­ity: news­pa­pers exist to sell advertising.

    So does Google. They have rev­enue of 10 bil­lion dol­lars. Would you like to explain why elec­tronic news­pa­pers can’t make enough rev­enue from ads to sup­port the print sib­lings when Google can?

    Because there is only one Google.

    In a world in which news­pa­pers rely on wire feeds to pro­vide 50 – 90% of their con­tent, it doesn’t become a ques­tion of local­ity, it becomes a ques­tion of brand­ing. This is why the New York Times, Wash­ing­ton Post, and LA Times will prob­a­bly sur­vive: because they have enough name recog­ni­tion to pull a siz­able audi­ence online, and because they have the resources to con­tinue to develop orig­i­nal content.

    Also, look at Google News. It rein­forces my point.

    –Lileks is in part a vic­tim of the very medium he cham­pi­ons: the internet.

    No, he’s a vic­tim of a com­pany that can’t see that they already have in their midst a way to turn around the paper: with elec­tronic dynamic con­tent and ad revenue.

    The Strib can­not func­tion like an inter­net startup – because it has too many brick and mor­tar costs. Also there is a sig­nif­i­cant dif­fer­ence between how much adver­tise­ment space you can sell in a news­pa­per – at least half of all copy space is given over to adver­tise­ments – and what you can sell in cyber­space. Also Ad rates are sig­nif­i­cantly cheaper on the inter­net per viewer – the only way Google and Yahoo and other com­pa­nies make the inter­net prof­itable is by dri­ving more traf­fic through their sites.

    I don’t believe news­pa­pers will become obso­lete. But I do believe that news­pa­pers are in a down­ward spiral.

    Take from that what you will.

  88. LA mary said on May 7th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    Eighty six. Holy moly.

  89. Deborah said on May 7th, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    Wow, this has been great. I read NN on a daily basis and also Atrios and it’s come full cir­cle on this post. Good reading

  90. Nick said on May 7th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    Most of the posts here (includ­ing the blog itself) miss the point of why this issue is even wor­thy of debate. It isn’t a left-right issue, although to read the com­ments, a great many of you seem to frame an inor­di­nate amount of your lives and thoughts around polit­i­cal affil­i­a­tion. Take a look at his Web site. Hardly any of it makes ref­er­ence to any polit­i­cal posi­tion and it cov­ers a lot of ter­ri­tory. Much of Lileks’ appeal is that he can com­ment on a world with­out hav­ing to make every dang thing under the sun about pol­i­tics. That’s part of his appeal and obvi­ously some­thing lost on most posters here.

    Nall has the issue com­pletely back­ward. Lileks isn’t the buggy whip, or the fat. In an era when news­pa­pers rec­og­nize the need to develop an online busi­ness plan, the Star-Tribune are drop­ping their No. 1 dri­ver of online view­er­ship. This is dumb regard­less of whether you pre­fer to com­pare him to Mus­solini or Pinochet. It would be dumb if his views matched those of (insert your favorite colum­nist here). The point is, his view­er­ship online is huge. (He isn’t a pint-size pun­dit, Ms Nall, you are. He’s one of the biggest in the nation. Watch your own count fiz­zle after today.) Adver­tis­ers, even those online, like putting their ads where they will be seen.

    Nall’s other facts miss the point as well. “It’s not per­sonal, Jim,” but “they want you to quit”? Ohh-kaay. Also, I seri­ously doubt Lileks was mak­ing guild scale, so he need not thank them for any­thing. (The guild had no pres­ence at my last paper and hardly any­one noticed, beyond not hav­ing dues deducted from our pay every two weeks.) Lileks need not scrape by. There are plenty of media that will be all too happy to acquire him and his read­er­ship. (See above regard­ing advertisers.)

  91. skydaddy said on May 7th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    The vit­riol on dis­play here is noth­ing short of astonishing.

    Lileks has always been very open about how lucky he is to live the life he leads. He has also been very open about how his dream job was alwyas to have a col­umn at the local paper. Rarely does his pol­i­tics inform his humor, though he can be bit­ingly funny in his polit­i­cal commentary.

    I think a great many com­menters here have been sim­ply jeal­ous of his suc­cess, and are crow­ing now that he’s been diminished.

    How very, very small of you.

  92. ashley said on May 7th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    “why so bit­ter?” The mantra of those who flunked out of the com­pre­hen­sion class at Eve­lyn Wood.

  93. brian stouder said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    Most of the posts here (includ­ing the blog itself) miss the point of why this issue is even wor­thy of debate.

    As I have read this, it strikes me that ‘the point of why this issue is wor­thy of debate’ is plainly NOT being missed. ‘This issue’ being Lilek’s demo­tion; ‘wor­thy of debate’ because of how it illu­mi­nates the cur­rent state of print jour­nal­ism, and what sort of dynam­ics are affect­ing that indus­try going forward.

    As for the polit­i­cal froth, even the casual reader should have noticed that Nance’s ini­tial post had some fun with Lilek’s self-absorption and nar­cis­sism; any polit­i­cal dis­agree­ment being down the list a ways.

    In this regard, the ini­tial post struck me as akin to — say — laugh­ing snark­ily at Paris Hilton get­ting sen­tenced to 45 days in the Cross­bar Hotel; and point­ing out that she hurt her cause by show­ing up in court late, and lying to the judge.

    Usu­ally, peo­ple like that “get over” (as Jim Rome would say) — and when such a per­son­age doesn’t, it is in some ways pleasing…and though I know noth­ing of Lileks — I gather he won’t be miss­ing any meals. This all looks like more of a hit to his ego than a gen­uine life-crisis (the arti­cle he wrote about it struck me as… smarmy)

    By way of say­ing — I believe “Nall” framed ‘the point of why this issue is wor­thy of debate’ per­fectly, and entertainingly.

    She IS, after­all, a coalmine canary and a SURVIVOR! One dis­re­gards her insight on ‘this issue’ at their own risk

  94. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    Eeeeh.……vuhhhhhhhh.….lihhhhh.…nnnnnn.….hey, wait you guys, hold up a sec.…..Woooooouuuuuuld.

    Oh, the read­ing lady stu­dio. Is that still around?

    Inter­spersed between a fun and use­ful dis­cus­sion of the direc­tion media plat­forms and jobs atop are going, we’ve got us here a col­li­sion of web­cul­tures. Lots of reflex­ive pos­tur­ing, kind of like walk­ing through a con­fer­ence cen­ter look­ing for a wed­ding recep­tion and stum­bling into a bunch of guys get­ting ready out in the hall for a body­builder competition.

    But i’ll bet we’ll have some new com­menters hang­ing about (Nick 9:09, your diet fiz­zle is already flat) while the long-termers are unper­turbed, if excited by a new record thread length.

    It is a record, ain’t it, Nance?

  95. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    …wait a min­nit; Brian, did you say Paris Hilton is going to jail? The stuff i learn read­ing this blog!

    What th’eck for?

  96. nancy said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Cer­tainly seems to be a record. Oh, and in case any­one won­ders if I’m in this for money: Page impres­sions, the last time I checked, were just shy of 10,000 for the day.

    Google AdSense earn­ings for the same period: 15 cents.

  97. basset said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Lileks just oughta be thank­ful he’s not in TV… they’d give him a handy­cam from Cir­cuit City and start run­ning pro­mos about how he’s on the cut­ting edge of new journalism.

  98. 4dbirds said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    Hop­ing you break the cen­tury mark.

  99. brian stouder said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Jeff — She got pulled over and was DUI some­time back — and then was caught dri­ving with a sus­pended license.

    In court, she showed up 10 min­utes late (major, major no-no) and then blamed every­thing on her pub­li­cist!! The judge hit her with a 45 day jail sen­tence in the LA county jail (LA Mary might be able to enlighten us about what part of town that place is on!) — whereupon momma Hilton (sit­ting in the gallery) shouted some­thing at the judge (“Do you want an autograph?” — or some such failure-to-be-acid-remark).…I learned all this watch­ing the news at lunchtime a few days ago (really!)

  100. Jeff said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    100!

  101. Dan said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    Nice to see you are still around. I used to read you occa­sion­ally in the local rags but gave up read­ing FTW papers as being pretty point­less. Did not fig­ure you would last in this town (no reflec­tion on you, re: canary).

  102. brian stouder said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    And I’ll tell you another guy who should get demoted — Chris Albrecht. Appar­ently that guy — the chair­man of HBO (who appar­ently thinks he is Tony Soprano) — got him­self arrested for smack­ing around his girl­friend at 3 in the morn­ing, in the valet park­ing lot of the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. (after a big box­ing match!)

    I bet some movie/entertainment blog­ger is glee­fully skew­er­ing that guy, even as we speak

  103. BitsBlog » Nightly Ramble: This and That said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:54 pm

    […] I’m sad to see Lileks has lost his perch at the Strib, more or less. I do, how­ever, have con­fi­dence that he will be relo­cated in short order; the talent […]

  104. Danny said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Google AdSense earn­ings for the same period: 15 cents.

    Nancy, you unbeleiv­able whore.

    Reg­u­lars, it looks like we are outta luck. With money like this to be made, who can blame Nancy and who can trust her. She is liable to let any provoca­tive thing fly from her pie-hole for this grand bounty. She might even start taken stands on, “Santa: Real or Not!” and, “To Club Baby Seals or Run them over in SUV’s: You Choose.”

  105. Eric B. said on May 7th, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Jeff–

    I think a lot of that rev­enue is sim­ply going to evap­o­rate … poof! … gone for­ever. We already know what’s hap­pened to clas­si­fied ads, which for a long time was a huge cash cow, and I can see where a lot of the ad rev­enue will go to some­thing other than the local news­pa­per company.

    For instance, a com­pany can build it’s own Web site, and then hook up with net­works that don’t sub­si­dize news gath­er­ing orga­ni­za­tions … lit­tle local Web sites that share links through the Cham­ber of Com­merce. It’s cheaper, and likely to be bet­ter tar­geted to poten­tial cus­tomers. Lileks might get 1,000s of hits a day, but how do you mar­ket that to a local or even regional adver­tiser? Gopher State Trac­tor Sales isn’t going to want to adver­tise on a site whose read­er­ship is pri­mar­ily national. They’re going to spend money where ads will be seen by peo­ple who might want to buy a trac­tor some­where in Minnesota.

    I don’t think any­one knows what will hap­pen to print, but if I were emo­tion­ally invested, I wouldn’t be at all opti­mistic. You ham­mer out stuff for col­lege alumni mag­a­zines … our local university’s pub­lic rela­tions staff is big­ger than the news­room of our local daily news­pa­per. Word from the two Detroit dailies is that every­one on staff is work­ing like mad to get hired on by the P.R. depart­ment at the Uni­ver­sity of Michi­gan. Trans­la­tion: You might be ner­vous about the dis­tant future; news­pa­per reporters are ter­ri­fied about tomorrow.

    Hyper­local? They’ve been say­ing this since the early 90s. That means invest­ing in shoe leather report­ing staffs, which costs money. I’ve also seen reports on how the big box stores are dry­ing up ad rev­enue, so while hyper­local might attract read­ers (it’s cer­tainly helped small dailies), they might starve for lack of adver­tis­ing dollars.

  106. Cynthia said on May 7th, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Nancy,
    That was the most bril­liantly writ­ten piece you’ve posted since I started read­ing you a cou­ple of years ago. I hope you can keep your motor revved that high all the time. Brava!

  107. Janice said on May 8th, 2007 at 12:19 am

    Do let the Strib reader rep know what a mavelous deci­sion this was.

    readerrep@startribune.com

  108. spencer said on May 8th, 2007 at 9:16 am

    “far less glam­orous”; “shake the Hoosier dust from our feet”

    Seri­ously, Kat, this is exceed­ingly mild stuff. If this is your def­i­n­i­tion of “slag­ging” Indi­ana, then a pre­vi­ous com­menter is cor­rect — you Hoosiers are waaaay too sen­si­tive about your home state.

  109. Tricia said on May 8th, 2007 at 10:00 am

    Wow. I mean wow. Hire some­body who knows how to design a web­site, will ya Nancy?
    (You could go to lileks​.com to see how some­one with a good eye does it.)

  110. brian stouder said on May 8th, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Mr Lileks seems to be answer­ing back, today

    This was the first time the blade had fallen in a long time; not since the papers were merged, the Star absorbed into the body of the Trib, had the Reaper roamed the halls, laugh­ing loudly. I should also note that there’s no rea­son we should be immune to this sort of thing. I’ve seen all my friends go through this, no mat­ter which indus­try they’re in. I should also note that if I’d been fired out­right, well, that’s life. If I’m not pro­duc­ing enough to jus­tify my salary, make me write one or two fea­tures per week in addi­tion to my col­umn. And make me write longer columns!

    My dis­may had to do with the nature of the spe­cific reas­sign­ment, not the fact that I’d come hard up against Real­ity. Just so we’re clear.

  111. David said on May 8th, 2007 at 10:57 am

    Also here via Atrios. Great column.

    Isn’t any­body going to take on the “news­pa­pers exist only to make adver­tis­ing” nonsense?

    Yes, that’s why some peo­ple own them, sell their stock, and hire and fire employ­ees – to max­i­mize their prof­its. And any­body who works for a paper is doing it in part to make a liv­ing. Or rather, they couldn’t do it full time if it didn’t pro­vide a liv­ing wage.

    But please. Their are other rea­sons papers exist. They pro­vide infor­ma­tion, give plea­sure, and for sev­eral cen­turies have helped ground cul­tures in a com­mon pool of knowl­edge. Maybe that’s com­ing to an end b/c of new tech­nolo­gies, but I really resent it when it’s implied that we’re noth­ing but money-driven robots.

    And that brings me to Lileks. He could be funny once in a while. Occa­sion­ally REALLY funny, but even when he was being funny I got the impres­sion that he didn’t care for peo­ple much and had lit­tle sym­pa­thy for them. So when I dis­cov­ered his right-wing side all the jokes got a lot less funny. The back fence stuff often seemed like a world view with the (con­ser­v­a­tive) con­clu­sions left out.

  112. Danny said on May 8th, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Tri­cia, you can’t be seri­ous. Just as brevity is the soul of wit, so a clean, sim­ple design is the soul of a website.

  113. Eric B. said on May 8th, 2007 at 11:16 am

    Well, it cer­tainly doesn’t appear that he has faced real­ity. The prob­lem isn’t that he writes too short, or that he could add a fea­ture or two. There is no longer a mar­ket for a full-time humor colum­nist, even if they write the occa­sional fea­ture story, whose salary is just shy of six fig­ures. There prob­a­bly isn’t a mar­ket for a gen­eral assign­ment reporter whose salary is that high, but then again, it’s a union shop.

  114. MarkH said on May 8th, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Danny, you said it.

    There are lots of artsy-fartsy blog sites out there with no real sub­stance. Go to them if you like, people.

    Mr. Burns does a great job. If this design suits our web madam, it suits me just fine, too.

  115. Wally Whateley said on May 8th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Lileks’ gen­er­ally crude blog posts, where he fan­ta­sizes in fairly grue­some detail about the vio­lent mur­ders of peo­ple he doesn’t like, make it clear that he’s not really a per­son who should have a col­umn in a news­pa­per. He’s a per­son who should be closely watched by the police to make sure he doesn’t start stock­pil­ing weapons…

  116. Hattie said on May 8th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    All the neo-cons are being pulled from the tit, and they are scream­ing like the lit­tle babies they are.
    No sym­pa­thy here.

  117. Eat The Press | Newsbriefs: Institute of Official Cheer | The Huffington Post said on May 8th, 2007 at 9:21 pm

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  118. Carlitos said on May 9th, 2007 at 1:11 am

    “Glad to know left­ies resent any­one with “improper” views (even tho their never stated in the st) There is no tal­ent on this site – only petty jealousy.”

    — —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  — —

    Umm… you do have at least a pass­ing famil­iar­ity with the con­cept of irony, don’t you?

    Shorter joe says:
    “Those jerks are a bunch of namecallers!”

  119. Carlitos said on May 9th, 2007 at 1:32 am

    “No, he’s a vic­tim of a com­pany that can’t see that they already have in their midst a way to turn around the paper: with elec­tronic dynamic con­tent and ad revenue.”

    Yeah! Cuz he could have done all that! While eat­ing a chees­burger! But they won’t let him!!!

    Wait, why are we even hav­ing this dis­cus­sion? The man could sin­gle­han­dledly rebuild the inter­net econ­omy if only those damn lib­er­als… I mean, cut-thoat cap­i­tal­ists… wait… capil­tal­ists always serve the greater good, so they could not have made a mis­take… logic of Teh Mar­kets… maybe they are being infil­trated by Stal­in­ists? Well, any­way, clearly he will be able to lift him­self up by his boot­straps because all you need is a lit­tle spunk and good old fash­ioned Amer­i­can know-how (and Jesus and het­ero­sex­u­al­ity and just a dash of prag­matic pater­nal­ism) and Viola! prob­lem solved. He has plenty of all that, so he will be fine! Plus he is a white male, so unless the left­ies actu­ally build that emas­cu­lat­ing, gay­mak­ing, col­oriz­ing lib-o-ray that Hillary has been secretly fund­ing with all that White Water money, he has noth­ing to worry about. And they are stoopid moon­bats, so clearly– noth­ing to worry about!

    Sheesh, and you guys were all worried.

  120. Jason Cravat said on May 9th, 2007 at 3:18 am

    “You’re just bit­ter.” “You’re just jeal­ous.” The wingnuts can’t get you on sub­stance, Nancy, and they can’t get you on style. (You’re a more ele­gant writer than Lileks by a fac­tor of ten.) And those who add that Lileks’s news­pa­per col­umn isn’t polit­i­cal aren’t post­ing here because his gnat-brained mus­ings in the Strib make their lives worth liv­ing. They’re the ones turned on (as Wally Whately sug­gests above) by his mar­tial tubthump­ing on behalf of this cat­a­strophic war. (Those chick­en­hawks are the only read­ers the guy has left). Lileks will cope as he always does – by whin­ing about the unfair­ness and rat­tling his tin cup. And it will never occur to him to feel sym­pa­thy for the reservists in his state being sent back to Iraq for their third soul-killing tours while ben­e­fits for their spouses and their own “Gnats” are slashed…

  121. Michael said on May 9th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    Wow! What a shrill and nasty col­umn. Your jeal­ousy of the man’s man­i­fold tal­ents is transparent.

  122. Phoenix Woman said on May 9th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    The ONLY rea­son Lileks’ con­ser­v­a­tive defend­ers are here is because they want to tell Nancy that he’s really not all that con­ser­v­a­tive, hon­est! Except that if they actu­ally read her post, they’d know that their efforts at gaslight­ing are wasted: She’s seen and stud­ied his style enough to write a master’s the­sis on it. (Sug­gested title: “For Me, But Not for Thee: Wingnut Hypocrisy as Expressed in Delu­sions of Entitlement.”)

  123. VirginiaGal said on May 10th, 2007 at 11:44 pm

    Sky­daddy took the words out of my mouth.

    Jeal­ousy is an ugly thing, and pro­fes­sional jeal­ousy is par­tic­u­larly unpleas­ant. Nancy, if you covet what Lileks has achieved, stop wal­low­ing and go seek it for yourself.

    Build­ing up, not tear­ing down, is the secret to fulfillment.

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