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Notes from the crater.

Well, that was interesting.

The Goe­glein story passed from the unlikely to the absurd in record time, but who knew there was another step to go, into the sur­real? Tim Goe­glein pla­gia­rized… the Pope:

On April 6, 2005, Roger Cohen wrote in The New York Times: “It was based in the belief that, as he (the Pope) once put it, ‘a degra­da­tion, indeed a pul­ver­iza­tion, of the fun­da­men­tal unique­ness of each human being’ was at the root of the mass move­ments of the 20th cen­tury, Com­mu­nism and Fascism,”

In a col­umn pub­lished Oct. 18, 2005, Goe­glein wrote: “A degra­da­tion and pul­ver­iza­tion of the fun­da­men­tal unique­ness of each human being was at the root of the 20th cen­tury, the twin evils of com­mu­nism and fas­cism.” No attri­bu­tion is given to the Pope or to Cohen in the column.

That’s from my alma mater, The News-Sentinel, to which I take off my hat today. They took what was poten­tially a griev­ous embar­rass­ment and made the best of it. The link above takes you to the main story, which has links to the side­bars, but this one — a sim­ple list of the columns and their, er, source mate­r­ial — is the most inter­est­ing to me. They’re so strange:

“Fos­ter Park pre­serves tran­scen­dent ideas of beauty that are com­ing back” — July 5, 2006; “A Wish Came True: An L.A. Museum Dis­plays Klimt Paint­ings Taken by Nazis and Restored to Fam­ily,” by William Booth, Wash­ing­ton Post, April 5, 2006

Fos­ter Park was at the end of my street in Fort Wayne. It’s a beau­ti­ful place, with gar­dens that every year serve as the back­drop for wed­ding and prom pic­tures. From the head­line, I’d expect a paean to the clema­tis and tiger lilies. What it has to do with Klimt, Nazis or muse­ums in Los Ange­les, I’d like to know. It would be inter­est­ing to see the side-by-side on that one. Among oth­ers. All the oth­ers, actually.

But today I’m try­ing not to think about the polit­i­cal angle, or the media angle, or whether I’ll ever get to see what he stole from Ben Stein’s Diary, which could hardly be more spe­cific to Ben Stein. Today, I’m try­ing to under­stand Tim Goeglein.

If Grou­cho Marx refused to join any club that would have him as a mem­ber, what would he make of a per­son so des­per­ate to join a club he’d do the one thing that, if dis­cov­ered, would get him banned from the club for life? Like most jour­nal­ists, I’ve seen a few cases of pla­gia­rism over the years. They all shared a com­mon thread of des­per­a­tion. Writ­ers with drink­ing prob­lems, mar­i­tal prob­lems, money prob­lems, dead­line prob­lems — these were the peo­ple who copied and pasted. Some were good peo­ple who got in over their heads. Some were lazy. Oth­ers were so care­less you could only think they wanted to get caught. (One cribbed ad copy from Newsweek mag­a­zine. Another, a the­ater critic lead­ing a trip to/tour of Broad­way, sent back reviews lifted from the New York dailies, if I recall cor­rectly.) Any­way, just as in spot­ting an urban leg­end you look for the com­mon thread of fear, in a case like this you try to find the des­per­a­tion. My guess is, Goe­glein did what he did to be thought intel­lec­tu­ally sub­stan­tial, a thinker, the sort of guy who can keep up with the Buck­leys’ cock­tail chat­ter. But what in the world would lead a young man with so much to lose to risk it all for such a small reward?

As has been noted by the edi­tor of The News-Sentinel, these columns weren’t assign­ments. They weren’t solicited. There were no dead­lines. He wasn’t even paid. Guest columns, in that paper, are offered by read­ers; basi­cally, they’re some­what beefier let­ters to the edi­tor, almost entirely unre­mark­able. The head of the United Way thanks the com­mu­nity for its gen­eros­ity, an old woman recalls the good old days, a Cham­ber of Com­merce type encour­ages sup­port for a worth­while ini­tia­tive — that sort of thing. Goe­glein was on a pretty leisurely annual sched­ule of four or five until the last year, when they began appear­ing more often. I won­der what changed to make him pick up the pace. That’s a sub­ject for his ther­a­pist, but I can’t help but note how dan­ger­ously close the pil­fered pieces were to the orig­i­nals in the last few years:

“That which has been and that which can never be” — June 6, 2007; “Wilder’s Ode to Mor­tal­ity,” by Eric Ormsby, The New York Sun, May 16, 2007

“Hon­or­ing John Wayne’s centenary” — July 23, 2007; “100 Can­dles for the Duke,” by Bruce Ben­nett, The New York Sun, June 20, 2007.

Fort Wayne can some­times seem like the end of the earth, but it does get inter­net ser­vice, and has lots of peo­ple who might read the New York Sun online and won­der why this piece in tonight’s paper sounds like some­thing they’ve read before. A decade-old edi­tion of the Dart­mouth Review is one thing, but the New York Times is quite another. We’re either in Stop Me Before I Steal Again ter­ri­tory, or this is a man who sim­ply thought he’d found the per­fect place to sat­isfy his need to be an intel­lec­tual — a paper hardly any­one reads. (As an ex-employee, I some­times sus­pected it myself.)

I keep think­ing of the first of Goeglein’s columns that I really noticed. It was a few years ago, and it ran some­where around the week between Christ­mas and New Year’s (and, as far as I can tell, it’s not on the pil­fered list). In it, Tim announced that the com­ing year would be one of self-improvement for him; he would read “the canon,” great books that form the cor­ner­stones of West­ern civ­i­liza­tion. He wouldn’t have time for the entire canon, of course, but a decent sur­vey, and he laid it out month by month, start­ing with the Greek philoso­phers, and so on — if it’s July, this must be Jane Austen. I read it and won­dered why he was both­er­ing, because he’d obvi­ously made up his mind what to think of each one. I called a friend, an Eng­lish teacher, and we had a few chuck­les over it, but now I see I should have been think­ing like a nov­el­ist and not look­ing for an easy laugh; the col­umn seems, in hind­sight, to say so much about the guy and his inse­cu­ri­ties. Knowl­edge and eru­di­tion was some­thing you could rub on like a salve; a read­ing list could be a Charles Atlas course so bul­lies would never kick sand in your face again. A bet­ter mind in 365 days, or your money back.

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Enough ama­teur psy­cho­analy­sis. Two more things I have to say before this story gets stale:

One, while I appre­ci­ate all the com­pli­ments on my “report­ing,” I can­not empha­size this enough: 75 per­cent of this story was dumb luck, 22 per­cent was Sergey and Larry, and I’ll claim the remain­ing three. Report­ing is mak­ing phone calls, knock­ing on doors, con­duct­ing inter­views and sift­ing through doc­u­ments. From the minute I said, “What a strange name to drop; let’s see what Google turns up” to real­iz­ing what Goeglein’s col­umn really was, the elapsed time was under 60 sec­onds. Draft­ing a post took about an hour. I let it mar­i­nate overnight, and to give my friends at the paper a lit­tle notice. This story wasn’t low-hanging fruit, it was fruit that smacks you in the fore­head when you walk under the tree. The only rea­son it smacked me and not you was, it was in a part of the orchard peo­ple don’t visit very often. (As I said above: As an ex-employee, this is some­thing I always feared.)

Two, I owe an apol­ogy to lots of good writ­ers out there. Jonathan Yard­ley, from whom Tim swiped pieces of his essay on Hoagy Carmichael, which I was tough on, is one of my favorites. All I can say is to echo what a friend of mine said, one who’d looked at both the orig­i­nals and the ripoffs: he’d devel­oped his own hybrid prose style, what you kids might call a mashup.

With that, I leave any new vis­i­tors to dis­cover my own sad truth, sure to reassert itself in the days to come: Most days, this blog is about per­verts in the library, bitch­ing about the weather and things you see around Detroit. Daily life, with links and com­ments — that’s what this blog is. Ah, you’ll fig­ure it out soon enough. Thanks, you 25,000 addi­tional vis­i­tors of the last cou­ple days. And in case you were won­der­ing about that new-media busi­ness model, Google giveth, but Google doesn’t nec­es­sar­ily giveth. Total Google AdSense rev­enues for Fri­day and Sat­ur­day, with all those eye­balls? One dol­lar and 21 cents. Stop by some­time, and I’ll buy you half a latte.

91 responses to
“Notes from the crater.”

  1. Gena said on March 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Nancy — count me in the col­umn of fort­wayn­ers who are happy to have found you again. Ten min­utes after arriv­ing here in 1991 I decided red paper good, blue paper bad. I had a run­ning argu­ment with a like-minded col­league in the fw phil­har­monic about how she could pos­si­bly stand the edi­to­r­ial page of the pm paper. She said 2 rea­sons. One, it’s good to know what the other side’s up to. Two, Nancy Nall. The first wasn’t worth the gag reflex. The sec­ond most cer­tainly was.

  2. michaelj said on March 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am

    I thought Mike Bar­ni­cle was incom­pe­tent, brazen and pretty much an idiot for pla­gia­riz­ing George Car­lin. But loot­ing the Pope is shame­less, and rein­forces the sense I have that once he’d got­ten away with it the first time, pros­elift­ing became a self-destructive com­pul­sion like smok­ing crank.

    And damn, I thought you’d at least make some money for the drama and trauma.

  3. David Mastio said on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    I think you under­es­ti­mate your­self. Half of being a good jour­nal­ist is hav­ing the knack for ask­ing ques­tions that oth­ers don’t. That’s a skill built up by read­ing too many BS press releases, being lied to at too many press con­fer­ences, read­ing the foot­notes of some gov­ern­ment report while an expert drones on about the obvi­ous, and all the other daily dreck of being a journalist.

  4. del said on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    David Mas­tio, agreed.

  5. ashley said on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Fine. I’m click­ing through ads for the next week as penance.

  6. Suzi said on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    molly ivins would have loved this — more rot­ten fruit under the shrub.

  7. Timmer said on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    A solid (and classy) follow-up to Friday’s wind shear of a post.

  8. Suzi said on March 2nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Inter­est­ing read­ing from March ’05

    Read and laugh … how pathetic.

    http://​www​.medi​a​trans​parency​.org/​s​t​o​r​y​.​p​h​p​?​s​t​o​r​yID=57

    Tim Goe­glein: Sell­ing Brand Bush to the Chris­t­ian Right

    Young and rel­a­tively unknown, Tim Goe­glein is par­lay­ing his street cred with Chris­t­ian con­ser­v­a­tives into sup­port for a vast array of Bush’s policies –

    ‘Goe­glein has won crit­i­cal acclaim from other Chris­t­ian Right insid­ers: “Tim’s just flat-out the best I’ve ever seen at this job, and I’ve seen them all,” Ralph Reed, Bush adviser and for­mer head of the Chris­t­ian Coali­tion (web­site), told Newsweek last September…

    … Goe­glein made a point of telling Salon.com’s Jake Tap­per that while the cam­paign would be issue-oriented, “If it is proven that a pres­i­dent of the United States or a man run­ning for pres­i­dent of the United States has used ille­gal drugs, that will be an issue. If any Amer­i­can has bro­ken the law and that Amer­i­can is run­ning for the high­est office in the land, that would cer­tainly be an issue.”

    … The pres­i­dent wants to make sure that the nom­i­nees he sends to the Sen­ate are men and women of impec­ca­ble pro­fes­sional integrity . . ’

  9. James said on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    I just got through read­ing all the com­ments from yes­ter­day. There was a lot of hate­ful stuff spewed, mostly from the right, but a lit­tle from the left. That’s prob­a­bly what upset me the most.

    I did want to punch (right-wing) Jeff in the ‘nads, how­ever for his insane ad hominem attacks on you, John, and any­one who dis­agreed with his, uh… world-view…

    I hope you sur­vived the hail­storm of apol­o­gists and haters, and real­ize that you did a good thing. it’s impor­tant to drag cor­rup­tion and incom­pe­tence out into the sun­light where it will wither and die.

  10. Kafkaz said on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I’m bound to enjoy any writer who freely cops to hav­ing a mind packed with Amer­i­can Idol and Oscars trivia, etc. (Who can escape? And, any­way, who would want to? This is our cul­ture, the trick is both to be in it and think in it.) Bring on the ordi­nary – that’s where all the poetry is, any­way. (Too bad this Goe­glein didn’t have the con­fi­dence or the ease to embrace his own voice, and cel­e­brate his own experience.)

  11. del said on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Suzi,
    That was a great link. Here’s a para­graph that stood out to me:
    “Nearly every morn­ing, Tim Goe­glein, the deputy direc­tor of the Office of Pub­lic Liai­son meets — along with eight White House aides from the four polit­i­cal offices includ­ing pub­lic liai­son, inter­gov­ern­men­tal affairs, polit­i­cal affairs and strate­gic ini­tia­tives — with Bush’s Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove to pound out and hone the mes­sage of the day.“
    That’s why this par­tic­u­lar ser­ial pla­gia­rism is so offen­sive. It is part of an attempt to cloak the Bushies’ poli­cies with a mea­sure of cred­i­bil­ity and respectabil­ity that they do not merit as part of the “mes­sage of the day.” They’re try­ing to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

  12. MonkeyBoy said on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Among cer­tain Chris­tians there is an inside theme that lying or other dis­hon­esty is ok as long as it pro­motes Jesus, their church, or their agenda which only exists to serve Jesus. A prime exam­ple is the com­mon insis­tence that George Wash­ing­ton was a devout prac­tic­ing Chris­t­ian, which all real his­tory shows is patently false.

    Maybe Goe­glein felt that if he was taken more intel­lec­tu­ally seri­ously then he would be more effec­tive in pro­mot­ing his ver­sion of Jesus’ agenda, and thus his lies served a higher cause. [ a rather bent rationalization ]

    In the past the theme that reli­gious groups lie to and cheat out­siders has been com­mon. Often applied to Jews and Mor­mons (Zane Grey in his early 20th cen­tury west­erns often had Mor­mons steal­ing land in the ser­vice of their church).

    The rest of the world real­izes that many far-right Chris­tians reg­u­larly lie for their cause. Goeglein’s actions and oth­ers like him may wind up taint­ing a broader seg­ment of Christianity.

  13. MichaelG said on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Don’t look at it as a penance, Ash­ley, look at it as a good deed.

  14. Ray said on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    And in a year, that spike on your Siteme­ter will pass into his­tory. It was still a spec­tac­u­lar ride, I bet.

    I went from 50 a day to a few thou­sand a day after Kat­rina. When it was all over­with, I had a few more friends, a hand­ful of new reg­u­lar read­ers, but only 200 hits a day if I posted real posts every sin­gle day. Even when I go through peri­ods of not post­ing any­thing but a youtube link every cou­ple of weeks like I have since “The Wire” started, I get 100 hits of back­ground noise from Google.

    Fame and for­tune is not the lot of the typ­i­cal blogger.

    Clicked on some ads. Buy your­self a Snick­ers bar.

  15. LA Mary said on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Harry Shearer men­tioned the Tim story today and cred­ited “a blog­ger in Indi­ana,” for dis­cov­er­ing it. You might want to email Harry and set him straight.

    I don’t have any idea how that inter­view went. My inter­viewer answered calls on her per­sonal cell phone dur­ing the inter­view and read from a pre­pared set of ques­tions. I have no clue what she thought of me.

  16. Andrew said on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Well, I’m book­mark­ing here for future ref­er­ence. Con­cur with the plau­dits — on the evi­dence of the last three posts, there’s a lot here to admire and enjoy.

    There isn’t, at the end of the day, a great les­son to be learned in the defen­es­tra­tion of Mr Goe­glein. To most social con­ser­v­a­tives, the world is a place where temp­ta­tion besets the true and just every day: one can fall into sin, but attain redemp­tion. Not much room for chang­ing world­views there.

    And not much chance of chang­ing world­views at NRO’s Cor­ner, Pow­er­line, Instapun­dit or other parts of the right blo­gos­phere from what I can tell. Unac­count­ably, this mat­ter seems to have passed them by with­out a mention.

  17. Oilfieldguy said on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Led here by the Atrios link. I won­der what moral basis this Bush emis­sary to the reli­gious right used as an enti­tle­ment to the prop­erty of others?

    I guess I’m a lib­eral because I feel sad for this young man who lacks a moral com­pass. All blog­gers cut and paste, but hon­est ones give links and attri­bu­tion, sort of like Nancy Nall did.

  18. brian stouder said on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Mary — here’s hop­ing that the per­son who was doing the cell-phone thing dur­ing your inter­view was try­ing to impress you with how impor­tant and indis­pen­si­ble that she truly is, since you’re her best (and there­fore most threat­en­ing) candidate.

    I’ve worked the same place for 22 years, but I still remem­ber the day I inter­viewed there. An unseen fel­low some­where nearby was hav­ing a fairly hos­tile phone con­ver­sa­tion with a new car dealer, about some prob­lem he was hav­ing with his car. He never esce­lated the con­ver­sa­tion beyond ‘sten­to­rian’ level, but he was just method­i­cally tak­ing the other per­son apart, piece by piece (I remem­ber he kept using the phrase “It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when…” as he listed off one offense after the next, that they had committed)

    I made a men­tal note to saty on that fellow’s good side, and we’re both still there!

  19. Dexter said on March 2nd, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    I tried to fire up dis­cus­sion on this issue at other blogs I fre­quent, but those peo­ple ignored me and instead argued pres­i­den­tial pol­i­tics over and over. I sup­pose it’s because the pla­gia­rist was mostly unknown to the pub­lic.
    Even though a link to this story was promi­nent on NYT’s front page, I couldn’t find any men­tion on any talk shows this Sun­day morn­ing.
    I thought Schi­ef­fer might close with it, instead he closed with a touch­ing trib­ute to WmFB, about an encounter where Buck­ley could have “torn me to shreds”, but instead respected the young reporter’s right to be different.

  20. Harl Delos said on March 2nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    I’ve been spend­ing most of the last day try­ing to fig­ure out why Tim did it.

    It wasn’t fame. Even a quar­ter cen­tury ago, when the News-Sentinel was dom­i­nant in Fort Wayne, they barely reached the county line; the Journal-Gazette out­sold them in some­thing like 17 neigh­bor­ing counties.

    And you don’t get rich. Your $1.12 is about $8 more than what Goe­glein earned, after postage is fac­tored in. Or did the White House postage meter carry his columns to Leo?

    And then it struck me. Press releases don’t carry bylines.

    When I was con­tribut­ing guest columns in the 1980s, I was writ­ing essays that I thought ought to be shared, but had no con­ceiv­able mar­ket. If I’d had the finan­cial resources to slog it out, I could have tried to become the mid­west­ern Lewis Griz­zard, I sup­pose, but I had a son, and a wife dying of lupus, so I couldn’t afford to take five years off, build­ing a following.

    I don’t know who said it first, but I said it later: I hate writ­ing; it’s the “hav­ing writ­ten” that I enjoy. I can dash off a piece pretty quickly, but if I go through sev­eral cycles of edit­ing and rewrit­ing, I can barely man­age 35 words per hour. Aaron Sorkin sug­gests that folks in the West Wing work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Where could Tim pos­si­bly find the time to do care­fully crafted writing?

    Tim’s a nice guy. Mark Miller was a nice guy, too. He never intended to sink the Oak­wood Deposit Bank. If Mark had got­ten caught tak­ing a cup of cof­fee with­out drop­ping a quar­ter into the cof­feecan, he prob­a­bly wouldn’t have grad­u­ated to buy­ing casino boats and horse farms with money that wasn’t his. And if Tim had got­ten caught embez­zling oth­ers’ words while at IU, he prob­a­bly wouldn’t have embarassed him­self in inter­na­tional news media.

    It’s not like he was try­ing to pro­duce a best-selling auto­bi­og­ra­phy of Howard Hughes like Clif­ford Irv­ing did. There was no money involved at all. It was just a lit­tle mat­ter of his pride.

    Which he, as Karl Rove’s leg­man, liai­son to fun­da­men­tal­ist groups, should know, pre­cedes a fall.

    Fraud­u­lent clicks can cost you your AdSense account. I’ll be care­ful not to do that.

  21. Kim said on March 2nd, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    How crazy some of those com­ments were. As a writer, it’s so hard to grasp why some peo­ple don’t see that steal­ing another’s work of words is wrong, uncon­scionable. I mean, you wouldn’t paint an exact copy of the Mona Lisa and say, “Yeah, I did that. Pretty good, huh?” OK, maybe that’s shoot­ing a lit­tle high. You wouldn’t copy a Far Side car­toon or the Char­lie Brown/Lucy foot­ball gag or the car­toon doo­dles the 4th-grader who sits next to you fills his note­book with and call it your own. It’s just so clearly wrong. And when you are a per­son in the pub­lic eye who empha­sizes the impor­tance of virtue to the pub­lic trust who com­mits this offense seri­ally and pub­licly — well, come on. What sort of ding-a-ling would expect this to be “han­dled privately?”

    I have to say I was impressed by the NS cov­er­age. Thanks for includ­ing it.

    Nance, I’d be hon­ored to buy you a whole latte. It would prob­a­bly be more fun if I bought you some­thing a lit­tle stiffer and every­body ended up singing for the video­g­ra­pher. Just a guess.

    So, now what?

    Well, at least The Wire is on tonight. Maybe art will imi­tate life.

  22. Jean said on March 2nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    On uncov­er­ing lit­tle Timmy’s shenani­gans, call it the instincts of an expe­ri­enced reporter/editor…or as a friend of mine once said, “I’m a middle-aged reporter; my bull­shit bucket is full.”

  23. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    C’mon, peo­ple, say it with me: the magic answer to all this is — Mitch Daniels. Tim Goe­glein was set­ting him­self up to run for US House or, even Sen­ate, maybe even Gov­er­nor if the cards fell right.

    To pro­tect my conservative-leaning gonadal area, i think i’d best be “mild-mannered Jeff” for some time to come!

  24. Ex-White House Jesus-Freak-In-Charge Caught Plagiarizing The Pope | Cynics' Party said on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    […] states — starts with an “I” I think — caught Goe­glein lift­ing lines from … The Pope. Is nothing […]

  25. Harl Delos said on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    I got to won­der­ing what Tim could have stolen from Ben Stein. Ben’s writ­ings are so per­sonal. When I found the orig­i­nal (I never got around to look­ing at Tim’s 2.0), it was very Ben Stein­ish, pleas­ant, enjoy­able, and yet eco­nom­i­cal. Towards the end, he says:

    Then a long nap, and then a speech to a large crowd (their biggest ever) for the post­poned Lin­coln Day Din­ner of the Sebas­t­ian County GOP. I can sum­ma­rize my speech in a few words. I said that I was a Repub­li­can because when I wanted to go to the Waf­fle House, Rex and Keith just took me there. Democ­rats would have to argue with me about car­bo­hy­drates and sat­u­rated fat and processed sugar. The Repub­li­cans just took me there and we all had waf­fles. (The best part was that the local car­di­ol­o­gist was also there hav­ing waf­fles.) This is GOP vs. DNC in a word. The GOP just lets you live your life. The Democ­rats want to tell you what to do.

    That’s a big difference.

    After the din­ner, I went to the Waf­fle House for more waf­fles. I love Arkansas. It’s the back­bone of the nation, and it all starts with let­ting peo­ple be who they are.

    I always con­sid­ered myself a con­ser­v­a­tive, although as an edi­tor, I endorsed George McGov­ern over Richard Nixon; Nixon’s char­ac­ter appalled me. When Newt started gain­ing power, though, I real­ized that I wasn’t just reg­is­tered Repub­li­can (reg­is­ter as an Inde­pen­dent, and you don’t get to vote in the spring), but I was a Repub­li­can. And Newt was reg­is­tered as a Repub­li­can and wasn’t one. I’ve been angry about the theocrats who hijacked the Repub­li­can party for the bet­ter part of two decades.

    Stein, though, talks about what a Repub­li­can should be.

    You can attack Tim’s char­ac­ter, but not his taste. He stole from some excel­lent writers.…

  26. Mark said on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Kim, you wrote:

    “As a writer, it’s so hard to grasp why some peo­ple don’t see that steal­ing another’s work of words is wrong, unconscionable.”

    To those peo­ple, “writ­ing” is what they did to stretch a term paper to the minimum-word require­ment imposed on them by their teach­ers in high school.

    No one who has an appre­ci­a­tion of the work that goes into writ­ing well, would shrug off so many bla­tant acts of plagiarism.

  27. Paul said on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Any­one else see Goeglin behind this “lip­stick on the pig” attempt from 2006 ?

    http://​www​.usnews​.com/​u​s​n​e​w​s​/​n​e​w​s​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​0​6​0​8​2​0​/​2​8​p​r​e​s​i​d​e​n​cy.htm

    A Hum­bled Pres­i­dency
    After a series of set­backs, Bush tries a more thought­ful approach
    By Ken­neth T. Walsh
    Posted 8/20/06
    Maybe it was the influ­ence of his wife, Laura, a for­mer librar­ian, or his mother, Bar­bara, a long­time pro­moter of lit­er­acy. Or per­haps he was just eager to dis­pel his image as an intel­lec­tual light­weight. But Pres­i­dent Bush now wants it known that he is a man of let­ters. In fact, Bush has entered a book-reading com­pe­ti­tion with Karl Rove, his polit­i­cal adviser. White House aides say the pres­i­dent has read 60 books so far this year (while the brainy Rove, to Bush’s com­pet­i­tive delight, has racked up only 50). The com­man­der in chief delved into three vol­umes in August alone-two on Abra­ham Lin­coln and, more sur­pris­ing for a man of unam­bigu­ous con­vic­tions, The Stranger, Albert Camus’s exis­ten­tial tale of mur­der and alien­ation (story, Page 38).

    Bush’s crit­ics aren’t buy­ing. A man who so reg­u­larly man­gles the Eng­lish lan­guage and seems to dis­dain com­plex­ity couldn’t pos­si­bly be so cere­bral, they argue. But por­tray­ing Bush as a vora­cious reader is part of an ongo­ing White House cam­paign to restore what a senior adviser calls “grav­i­tas” to the Bush per­sona. He cer­tainly needs some­thing. Only about 34 per­cent of Amer­i­cans approve of his job performance-and 58 per­cent say Bush “seems in over his head,” accord­ing to Demo­c­ra­tic poll­ster Stan Green­berg. If noth­ing changes, the pres­i­dent could be a major lia­bil­ity for Repub­li­cans in November’s con­gres­sional elections.

  28. MichaelG said on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Jeez, Mary. That’s so tacky. Look­ing for work is the worst thing in the world. I feel for you.

  29. Kathleen Smith said on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    To pla­garize a line from Gena: Nancy — count me in the col­umn of fort­wayn­ers who are happy to have found you again. I’ll be look­ing for­ward to your daily thoughts — we’ve missed you here in the Fort.

  30. del said on March 2nd, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Harl, the Repub­li­can party’s right­ward veer over the last 20 years has put those of you with truer Repub­li­can val­ues at a polit­i­cal dis­ad­van­tage in the near future. One thinks of U.S. Jus­tice John Paul Stevens whom the NYT Mag­a­zine recently dubbed “An Unlikely Lib­eral.” He was appointed by a Repub­li­can (Ford) and con­sis­tently voted with the con­ser­v­a­tives at first. Not any­more. He’s con­sis­tently in the lib­eral bloc nowa­days. And I don’t think that he’s changed — the pol­i­tics of the Jus­tices around him have changed. From what I’ve been read­ing today’s young peo­ple are Demo­c­ra­tic party mem­bers in per­cent­ages unseen for many decades.

  31. Dexter said on March 2nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    …and here’s the back story from “The Swamp” about Bayh’s appearance:

  32. Matt Mendelsohn said on March 2nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Well, since every­one seems to have moved on over to this “room” now, I’ll fol­low suit. Besides, 500 posts is a lot to have to scroll through each time!

    I have to agree with Mon­key­Boy, who wrote: “Maybe Goe­glein felt that if he was taken more intel­lec­tu­ally seri­ously then he would be more effec­tive in pro­mot­ing his ver­sion of Jesus’ agenda, and thus his lies served a higher cause. [ a rather bent rationalization ]”

    To me, Goe­glein seems to have been to been obsessed – painfully so – with attain­ing a place at the intel­lec­tual table. The columns about Hoagy Carmichael, and Athens and Jerusalem (as a Jew mar­ried to a Greek woman, a lot of that was cov­ered by my best man dur­ing our wed­ding toast, but luck­ily he, a clas­sics PhD., didn’t have to rip any­one off), and the opera posts all seem to say, “Look, Ft. Wayne, I’m a renais­sance man.” What was next? A col­umn on Noel Coward?

    (I can’t believe I’m going to admit this but as an opera lover, Goe­glein should be com­mended for men­tion­ing John Adams, whose “Nixon in China” is one of the great mod­ern operas in cir­cu­la­tion. Nixon’s open­ing aria “News, news, news, news, news — has a…has a…has a kind of mys­tery” is really quite incred­i­ble, right up there with the great bari­tone parts. I lis­ten to it all the time, though my wife would pre­fer that I stick to Baron Scarpia in Tosca.)

    The other thing I take away from this weekend’s excite­ment is how few peo­ple – here and in the main­stream media – con­nected the dots to the quick rise and fall of Mon­ica Goodling over at the Jus­tice Depart­ment, she of the not-so-impressive resume but the oh-so-impressive power to fire fed­eral prosecutors.

    Her tra­jec­tory seems to have fol­lowed a com­pa­ra­ble path to that of Mr. Goe­glein. With a BA from Mes­siah Col­lege and a degree in Law from Pat Robertson’s Regent Uni­ver­sity, Ms. Goodling rose very quickly to be in a posi­tion to fire pros­e­cu­tors with years of expe­ri­ence and back­grounds from the finest law schools in the country.

    I can’t remem­ber if it was Jef­fery Toobin ( Jonathan Tur­ley maybe?) who I saw com­ment­ing on the emerg­ing pros­e­cu­tor fir­ing scan­dal last year. He shook his head and said some­thing to the effect that a per­son in Goodling’s posi­tion in year’s past would have almost cer­tainly have grad­u­ated from Har­vard or Yale law school. That she came from Regent was mind-boggling to him.

    So per­haps Mr. Goe­glein saw what hap­pened to his evan­gel­i­cal cousin over at Jus­tice and sought to avoid those same mis­takes. Per­haps – and we’re all just spec­u­lat­ing here, aren’t we? – he felt that these columns could give him an air of intel­lec­tu­al­ism that would shield him from the slings and arrows (okay, just plain ridicule) Ms. Goodling met up with.

  33. Kafkaz said on March 2nd, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Harl – I like the writ­ing. For me, the “hav­ing writ­ten” is always strange. When I look back at some­thing I’ve writ­ten (and some­times I think it’s best not to do that once the thing is well and truly fin­ished, if you can pos­si­bly resist the urge), I always won­der how I did that, and if I’ll ever be able to do it again. Also, there’s a lit­tle piece of me (because I don’t always resist the way I think I prob­a­bly should) that always won­ders *who* wrote that thing. Some­times, I com­pare it to com­ing upon the tracks of some exotic ani­mal in the snow. Takes awhile to real­ize – oh, those are mine, and the feel­ing is just a lit­tle uncom­fort­able. Doing the writ­ing is a kind of an absorb­ing dis­ap­pear­ing act, for me. Send­ing it to some­one (any­one – even an email list’s sub­scribers, even a sin­gle friend) always feels a bit dar­ing. Being fin­ished is just …odd. It’s inter­est­ing to hear about how oth­ers come at the thing, and sad to learn that some who want to see them­selves as writ­ers don’t, ulti­mately, come at it at all.

    The bit about the Ibex head in the daily post that proved extra­or­di­nary made me laugh. Around here it’s half empty diet soda bot­tles lined up on the edge of the old kitchen table that passes for a desk, a mess of papers and books all around, and, often, me promis­ing (though it’s a das­tardly lie, every time) that I’ll be done and out of my lit­tle office (really I will) in just a sec­ond. Noth­ing impres­sive look­ing hap­pen­ing here. Noth­ing with the mer­est whiff of romance about it. A good mommy would stop fuss­ing with this, and wouldn’t have a laun­dry pile the size of Mt. Ever­est that she stu­diously ignores in favor of putz­ing about with words. (Can’t these peo­ple take up nud­ism or some­thing? Laun­dry is such an oppres­sive thing.) Can’t help it, though.

    It’s funny to think that peo­ple want that writerly aura about them – some­thing tweedy and involv­ing coeds trail­ing you across a leaf strewn quad – when the day to day of it is often some­thing else, entirely. (Here’s a non-romantic writerly story that I remem­ber from col­lege. Deep into a paper that was puz­zling me, I stopped to bake blue­berry muffins. By the time that essay was as done as it was going to get, all dozen muffins were gone. I don’t recall eat­ing them. I lived alone.)

    Used to teach poetry writ­ing. Always asked my stu­dents what they thought a poet looked like. Once we’d done with the black turtle­neck, beret, wist­ful, wil­lowy, pasty, goth, oth­er­worldy etc. stereo­types, some smart stu­dent would always say, “Poets look like us.” Bingo! Just so with all kinds of writers.

    Marge Piercy’s “For the Young Who Want To” cap­tures it well.

  34. sue said on March 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Is it safe to come out? Are they gone?
    1. Tell ya what, Nancy: if you’re ever in the Mil­wau­kee area, for­get the half latte; I’ll buy you a nice alco­holic bev­er­age as long as you don’t post any video of it the next day. Or send me your address and I’ll buy a “sub­scrip­tion”. Any­one with me on this?
    2. Mary: Call the per­son who inter­viewed you and ask her if she knows you’re a friend of Nancy Nall. You should have the job in an instant, assum­ing you want to work in a com­pany filled with such tools.
    3. Jeff: We know who you are, but that “mild-mannered” thing has a Super­man qual­ity about it that works just right. Go for it, if you don’t mind being relent­lessly teased.
    4. Every­body: Of course he stole from the Pope! The pope doesn’t count as a real Chris­t­ian. Plus, he couldn’t find any­one from the Chris­t­ian con­ser­v­a­tive cor­ner with suf­fi­cient tal­ent to steal from. **snark**
    5. Now, let’s get back to pervs in the library, etc.

  35. Dexter said on March 2nd, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    OK, I am break­ing bad for my assess­ment of Sen­a­tor Evan Bayh’s FCN appear­ance this morn­ing.
    If any of you saw Sen­a­tor Evan Bayh this morn­ing on Bob Scieffer’s “Face the Nation” you’ll appre­ci­ate him here, imper­son­at­ing Barry McGuire…Bayh set Schi­ef­fer off with this message:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​D​8​S​f​i​CnwF28

  36. Julie Robinson said on March 2nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    LAMary, my last job inter­view included laser death rays pointed in my direc­tion by one employee. After I started she intro­duced me by say­ing, “and THIS (imag­ine sneer) is who got hired”. The hos­til­ity con­tin­ued, and later I found out her brother had applied for the job. Some­times you just can’t win.

    But, she left a long time ago and now all is good. I wish for you an “all is good” job.

  37. del said on March 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Accord­ing to an arti­cle linked in the com­ments to the Copy­cat post Goeglein’s brother is a Catholic lawyer in Chicago whose pol­i­tics are Demo­c­ra­tic and his sis­ter is a col­lege pro­fes­sor who con­verted to Judaism whose view may be sim­i­lar. Maybe the fam­ily dynam­ics, along with syco­phan­tish ten­den­cies, con­tributed to his deci­sions to plagiarize.

  38. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Relent­lessly teased = the state of being actively engaged with the inter­net! All comes with the ter­ri­tory … i could just go with “Jeff with size 14.5 shoes,” which is good for relent­less teas­ing in some quarters.

  39. basset said on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    the big ques­tion, though, is whether NN got on tv… and where we can see it if she did…

  40. Tim S. said on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    In our local paper yes­ter­day (SF Chron­i­cle, I think; that and the Merc are sort of inter­change­able), there was a small blurb in the “Nation News In Brief” about Goe­glein resign­ing. They cred­ited “a blog­ger in Fort Wayne, Goeglein’s home­town” for dis­cov­er­ing the pla­gia­rism. I excit­edly pointed it out to my friend and said, “that should be from Fort Wayne. She’s actu­ally in Detroit.”

    Thanks for let­ting me look smarter than the local paper. :) The thrill of hav­ing a con­nec­tion to some­thing reported in the paper just doesn’t go away.

  41. Karla Frownfelter said on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    I agree with Nancy that he may have wanted to be an intel­lec­tual. I also ven­ture to guess he started pla­guer­iz­ing in col­lege or high school. I only wish to add that now with dark clouds over his head and an offi­cial “past” he may, in a few years, have some­thing of his own to say which might be worth reading.

  42. brian stouder said on March 2nd, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Say — if you like Obama (and even if you don’t), you’ll enjoy this

    http://​www​.dip​dive​.com/​d​i​p​-​p​o​l​i​t​i​c​s/ywc/

  43. Suzi said on March 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    “That’s why this par­tic­u­lar ser­ial pla­gia­rism is so offen­sive. It is part of an attempt to cloak the Bushies’ poli­cies with a mea­sure of cred­i­bil­ity and respectabil­ity that they do not merit as part of the “mes­sage of the day.” They’re try­ing to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.”

    Del, you are so right! The Bushies also like to wrap them­selves in the man­tle of right­eous­ness, since they won with the man­date of the “val­ues voter”. gag.

    Mon­key­Boy is right too, lies for Jesus, hal­leluja! Fort Wayn­ers are all too famil­iar with this type. Our own holy roller’s trial will begin this August: http://www.blueindiana.net/tag.do?tag=Matt%20Kelty

    And Nancy, I’ll buy you a beer at Henry’s any old time!

  44. Harl Delos said on March 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    You know what they say about peo­ple who wear size 14.5 shoes, don’t you?

    They all know where Doug Pilcher does business.…

    (I live in Lan­caster PA now, and I need to head to Doug’s, a 12-hour drive, because I can’t find any­thing like that around here.)

  45. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 2nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Actu­ally, they just ask if a free double-bladed kayak pad­dle comes with those duck shoes (L.L. Bean, all win­ter, too far into the spring).

    The answer is no.

  46. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    By the way, i’ve read plenty of Jef­frey Hart — say, what is going on with the plethora of Jeffs these days? I nor­mally go weeks with­out run­ning into another one, even with a G-e-o spelling included.

    Any­how, i hon­estly can’t believe (Mr. W, i’m not bait­ing, truly i’m not) that * Pro­fes­sor * Jef­frey Hart heard the whole story, even of just the one col­umn, and was blase about whole­sale text-appropriating — “oh, well, thanks for the affir­ma­tion by copy­ing me, old chap.” As a col­lege prof, and just the kind of cre­ative con­ser­v­a­tive he tends to be, i can’t see him accept­ing out­right pla­gia­rism as homage any more than WFB would have in the pages of “National Review.”

    Mon­day morn­ing, Nancy, are we back to “The Wire,” with asides for Klimt paint­ings and align­ment of screw­heads in light­ing fix­tures? I’m happy for Dr. Hart to fry his own fish, but i will be curi­ous to see the reverb effect as Ben Stein hears what happened.

    “Any­one? Bueller? Goe­glein? Anyone?”

  47. Tand in NC said on March 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Got it — off to click ads!

  48. nancy said on March 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    For the record, I’m telling no one to click ads. It’s a vio­la­tion of my user agree­ment to do so. All I’m say­ing is, the sys­tem needs work. I don’t buy vul­gar dia­monds, but I see them adver­tised in the NYT, and pre­sum­ably my eye­balls fig­ure into the ad rate. Why can’t we work this blog adver­tis­ing thing work yet? Some­one needs to get on it.

  49. Matt M. said on March 2nd, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Harl Delos amus­ingly wrote ear­lier in the day, “You can attack Tim’s char­ac­ter, but not his taste. He stole from some excel­lent writers….”

    On the flip side, he appar­ently also stole from some seri­ously heavy writ­ers as well, and I mean heavy like meat loaf and mashed pota­toes and gravy. On Fri­day I pointed out that Mr. Goe­glein appears to have pil­fered a nice quote from the­olo­gian David B. Hart.

    Goe­glein (as quoted by “Chris” on http://​www​.bril​liantmedi​oc​rity​.com, as the News-Sentinel col­umn “Remem­ber Puri­tan Roots of Lib­erty” is no longer avail­able): “Pre­pon­der­antly, the forces of free­dom favor the devout rather than a bright idyll of ratio­nal human­ism. Sec­u­lar­ism cre­ates a cul­ture of almost mys­ti­cal triviality.”

    David B. Hart, in a review in the New Cen­tu­rion: “…rather than a bright idyll of ratio­nal human­ism, sec­u­lar­ism cre­ates a cul­ture of almost mys­ti­cal triv­i­al­ity, and homo sec­u­laris turns out to be a crea­ture so devoid of any sense of pur­pose that he can scarcely be stirred to pro­cre­ate.” (Source: Thomas Reeves, His­tory News Network)

    (Not that anyone’s count­ing any more – does it really matter? – but I notice that this col­umn wasn’t included in the News-Sentinel’s list of pla­gia­rized sto­ries. Would make an even 21, a num­ber Charles Van Doren would know some­thing about.)

    Not being famil­iar with David B. Hart, and want­ing to at least famil­iar­ize myself with some of the names we’ve been toss­ing around here this week­end, I did try and read this piece today: http://​www​.ortho​doxy​to​day​.org/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​2​/​H​a​r​t​C​h​r​i​s​t​.shtml,
    but I admit I couldn’t do it. Each para­graph is so dense that I found myself gasp­ing for air. I used to feel that when I was read­ing Faulkner, par­tic­u­larly ‘Absaolm, Absa­lom,’ but this was some­thing else entirely.

    There’s no punch line here – I’m not so stu­pid as to take on a noted reli­gious scholar. But after try­ing to get through that piece I did feel grate­ful that I have my copy of The New Yorker to read each week instead.

  50. Suzi said on March 2nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    I just found the tran­script of an address Mr. Goe­glein made to the Paul B. Henry Insti­tute for the Study of Chris­tian­ity and Politics:

    “The Sev­enth Annual Henry Lec­ture — Deliv­ered by Tim Goeglein

    Spe­cial Assis­tant to the Pres­i­dent and Deputy Direc­tor of the White House Office of Pub­lic Liason”

    “Faith and the Pub­lic Arena”

    Full text of the address is avail­able from the site, maybe you schol­arly read­ers will be able to iden­tify the ori­gins of this one:

    http://​www​.calvin​.edu/​h​e​n​r​y​/​a​r​c​h​i​v​e​s​/​g​o​e​g​l​e​i​n​_​l​e​c​t​u​re.htm

    Search­ing the con­tent of http://​www​.truthout​.org for Tim Goe­glein deliv­ers some truly scary cov­er­age of his wacky wingnut buds. We should be watch­ing the ones who haven’t been busted yet.

  51. merrimac said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Nancy — I’d like an answer on this one from you. You’ve obvi­ously, with glee beyond mea­sure, enjoyed the fall of Goe­glein. You and your hoard said he’d try to back out of it, make excuses. He didn’t. He said he was wrong. Period. No shift­ing blame, no chalk­ing it up to bad advice. He was wrong. He resigned that day (yet still not quickly enough for some of you.) And yet the drool­ing masses are not sated.

    What exactly is required for you to call off the hounds? What cal­lous­ness exists in you and your fol­low­ers that make you want to pile on, twist the knife one more time?

    A law­suit? Does the thought of a pen­ni­less Goe­glein make you gig­gle with delight, fam­ily be damned?

    Sui­cide, maybe? If you and your min­ions ramp the pres­sure up enough, maybe you think you’ll get to dance on his grave. Will you then be satisfied?

    Clearly, admis­sion of guilt with­out excuses and the res­ig­na­tion of his job are not enough for you and your laugh­ing hye­nas. So what is it that you want, Nancy? What vendetta are you try­ing to fulfill?

    Oh, and “Jim,” Goe­glein never cheated to win the 1982 state speech tour­na­ment. I com­peted against him, too. You, sadly, are noth­ing but a sorry loser. At least Goe­glein admit­ted he pla­gia­rized. You are a liar.

  52. ashley said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Date­line: Detroit.

    Nancy Nall, the Indi­ana blog­ger who brought down the hon­or­able Tim Goe­glein by fab­ri­cat­ing a blog post was today ter­mi­nated from her Google AdSense account for vio­lat­ing the terms of her con­tract with Google.

    If we can’t trust this woman to be hon­est with Google, why does any­one think she can be hon­est with us. She is obvi­ously a hate-filled liar, out to destroy any­one, includ­ing Google.

  53. ashley said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:00 am

    Note: the above post is not to be con­strued as true — it is to be con­strued as some­what humor­ous. Think “Stephen Col­bert at the White House Cor­re­spon­dents Din­ner” humorous.

    In any case, I’m click­ing the fuck­ing ads. If some­body can explain to me why they got scammed 27 times or how my mem­ber can get big­ger, I’m there, babes.

  54. Michael said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 am

    Holy schemoly, get busy with work for just a cou­ple days, and I miss all the fun around here!

    It took me a lit­tle bit to process the name “Nall” dropped on Escha­ton, but then I whipped right on over here. Wow. Good catch!

  55. nancy said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 am

    It’s late and I’m tired, but as mer­ri­mac has demanded — demanded, he says! — an answer short of pis­tols at noon, here goes:

    I don’t feel glee over Tim’s fall. Aston­ish­ment, maybe. What oth­ers feel, I have no respon­si­bil­ity for. Talk to them.

    What exactly is required for you to call off the hounds? What cal­lous­ness exists in you and your fol­low­ers that make you want to pile on, twist the knife one more time?

    I have no hounds, and no fol­low­ers. There’s one dog in the room with me now, but he’s sound asleep. If I have any fol­low­ers I’m not aware of, could I get one to run my car through the wash Monday?

    I see you also say I have “min­ions” and “laugh­ing hye­nas.” The same applies to them.

    Your jeer­ing ques­tions about sui­cide and finan­cial ruin are repul­sive, however.

  56. Michael said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 am

    But I’m not gonna read those 500+ com­ments. Espe­cially if mer­ri­mac here is any indi­ca­tion. Yikes, where do these peo­ple get that atti­tude? Threat­en­ing you with a law­suit? That’s just plain insane.

  57. Michael said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 am

    I’m booked for min­ion­ship for the next cou­ple of months, Nancy, but I can pen­cil you in as your laugh­ing hyena this week if you like.

  58. Dexter said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:09 am

    gee, could ANYONE have imag­ined the fate of Snoop Pear­son last night on “The Wire”?
    I sup­pose most jour­nal­ists think pla­gia­rism is worse than fab­ri­cat­ing events, (Rea­gan kept his high office after say­ing he actu­ally lived out a movie role, fer chris­sakes!) but Tem­ple­ton actu­al­lly Wal­ter Mitty-ing about win­ning a Pulitzer for a double-nothing story? Say it ain’t so!

  59. Dexter said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:51 am

  60. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 am

    Mac –

    And, min­ionesque or not, there were a num­ber of us’ns reg­u­lars ’round here who said he’d be toast before the end of the day (you could look it up — Sten­gle), and who’ve said 48 hours doesn’t even begin to con­sti­tute pil­ing on, but ask us again in a week or so.

    You can’t reverse cherry-pick the wildest com­ments into the norm here any more than you can say it wasn’t pla­gia­rism because Mr. Goe­glein occa­sion­ally rearranged a few words in his “bor­row­ings.” I’d say that tells me he knew exactly what he was doing, and made it worse, and your selec­tive read­ing tells me you’re see­ing what you want to see here. It doesn’t even take a char­i­ta­ble inter­pre­ta­tion of the gen­eral sense of the com­ments (and even if you only take the last few days) to see that your char­ac­ter­i­za­tion of this site as false.

    But hey, Nancy’s kind to new­bies. Come back, com­ment more, and you’ll get the hang of it. Do you have opin­ions about home­less peo­ple and per­verts in libraries? Here you can test your assump­tions and learn about the diver­sity of human stu­pid­ity, and how work­ing folk have to deal with that bold spec­trum of weird.

  61. ashley said on March 3rd, 2008 at 8:33 am

    I love that.

    mer­ri­mac demands Nancy call off the Jack Rus­sell Terrier(s)!

  62. Sue said on March 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 am

    I’m too old to be a min­ion or hyena, sorry. Sui­cide? Seri­ously? It won’t be Nancy’s fault, then, it’ll be Hillary’s, if you fol­low the play­book. And any his­to­ri­ans out there, wasn’t the Mer­ri­mac a CONFEDERATE ship? How unpa­tri­otic. Now go away. There are any num­ber of blogs that encour­age polit­i­cal rants and per­sonal attacks. This isn’t one of them.

  63. Futz said on March 3rd, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Hey Nance,

    demo​c​ra​ti​c​un​der​ground​.com gave you a shout-out today in their Top 10 Con­ser­v­a­tive Idiots, and not as “an Indi­ana blog­ger”. Here it is:

    http://​jour​nals​.demo​c​ra​ti​c​un​der​ground​.com/​t​o​p​10/327

  64. Dorothy said on March 3rd, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Nancy I kept Saturday’s first sec­tion of the Dis­patch, where you are men­tioned in the arti­cle on page 5. Would you like me to mail it to you? Let me know via email.

    mer­ri­mac, you seri­ously need to get a grip.

  65. WP Denver said on March 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am

    In Romenesko’s har­vest this morn­ing it says some­where that Goe­glein grad­u­ated from Hard­ing High School. Can that be true? It’s good enough for Sat­ur­day Night Live.

  66. brian stouder said on March 3rd, 2008 at 10:19 am

    It’s true — but the school is not named for War­ren G Harding,

    http://​www​.white​house​.gov/​h​i​s​t​o​r​y​/​p​r​e​s​i​d​e​n​t​s​/​w​h​2​9.html

    but instead for some­one named Paul Hard­ing (pre­sume­ably an able admin­is­tra­tor in east­ern Allen County, Indiana)

    http://​www​.eacs​.k12​.in​.us/​s​e​c​u​r​e​/​p​h​s​/​F​i​n​i​s​h​L​o​g​i​n.html

  67. 4dbirds said on March 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am

    If you’re ever in the DC area, I’d be hon­ored to buy you a latte. PPPFFFFHHHHHTTTT on Ben Stein. I’m a lib­eral demo­c­rat and I LOVE waf­fles, heavy on the but­ter and syrup.

  68. merrimac said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Nancy —  “mer­ri­mac has demanded “. No, the phrase I used was “I’d like an answer”. That’s hardly a demand.

    “What oth­ers feel, I have no respon­si­bil­ity for”. No, but your blog cer­tainly pro­vides them an out­let, and you cer­tainly feel no respon­si­b­lity to say enough is enough. You’re con­tent to let this bleed dry. Yes, you con­tinue to pile on. You may not be respon­si­ble, but you cer­tainly encour­age it.

    “Your jeer­ing ques­tions about sui­cide and finan­cial ruin are repul­sive, how­ever.” No more repul­sive than many of the com­ments about Goe­glein by your admir­ers. Posts on this blog have indi­cated some are not satisi­fied with his res­ig­na­tion. It is in this light I asked what is it that will sat­isfy you people.

    “Threat­en­ing you with a law­suit? That’s just plain insane.” Michael, no Nancy was not threat­ened with a law­suit. That is a ref­er­ence to the blog­gers who have demanded that Goe­glein be sued. Get it right.

    And Jeff, “your selec­tive read­ing tells me you’re see­ing what you want to see here.” I’ve read more than enough. I’ve gone back through blogs well before the recent ones and have read ref­er­ences refer­ing to Goe­glein as a Nazi, a cheat (still a liar there on that one Jim), and worse. Don’t tell me I’m being selective.

    The vein of hatred that runs throught this blog with any­one or any­thing asso­ci­ated with the Bush admin­is­tra­tion, con­ser­v­a­tive Chris­tians, etc…is pal­pa­ble. It doesn’t take in-depth read­ing to see that. It’s also pathetic to see that some­one would put up a fake post using Goeglein’s name. That’s the kind of peo­ple that visit this blog regularly.

    So bash away.

    But, Nancy, who will you mock and scorn now that one of your favorite tar­gets will no longer be writ­ing arti­cles for the NS? Enjoy the 15 minutes.

  69. Betsy said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Nancy, I hope you don’t write your own head­lines as that which was pub­lished atop your 2/29 arti­cle has a glar­ing inac­cu­racy. Or per­haps it was done pur­pose­fully as a lame attempt at atten­tion mon­ger­ing for a lib­eral, hate-spewing hack. It begs the ques­tion whether the author of an arti­cle is as intel­li­gent as she would have the read­ers think since she appar­ently doesn’t edit her final prod­uct before it goes to press.

  70. Laura said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 am

    She’ll mock and scorn Mitch Albom and Bob Greene, of course:-) Keep on rock­ing for truth and non-crappy writ­ing, Nancy. I’m proud to be one of your min­ions. Of course, I pre­fer to think of myself as more of a lackey.

  71. Moose said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Funny that, Betsy!!

    “Bush Resigns Because of Plagerism” with Nancy’s URL at the bot­tom. I guess idiocy runs in all directions.

    http://​www​.cbsnews​.com/​s​t​o​r​i​e​s​/​2​0​0​8​/​0​2​/​2​9​/​a​p​/​p​r​e​s​w​h​o​/​m​a​i​n​3​8​9​4​8​9​3​.shtml

    But then, CBS isn’t known as the cra­dle of jour­nal­is­tic oversight.

  72. merrimac said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Oh, and Sue – “And any his­to­ri­ans out there, wasn’t the Mer­ri­mac a CONFEDERATE ship?” The Mer­ri­mac was the name of an iron­clad that fell into Con­fed­er­ate hands. But any his­tory buff also knows that it was renamed the “CSS Vir­ginia” by the Con­fed­er­ates, and it was under that name the iron­clad did bat­tle with the North. How­ever, it is often ref­ered back to its orig­i­nal “USS Mer­ri­mac” name.

    And for the record, the moniker “mer­ri­mac” has noth­ing to do with the Con­fed­er­acy, the South, ships, etc. I’m sure the fine res­i­dents of Mer­ri­mac, WI wouldn’t want to be deemed unpa­tri­otic just because of asso­ci­a­tion with a name.

    And finally, “There are any num­ber of blogs that encour­age polit­i­cal rants and per­sonal attacks. This isn’t one of them.”

    Really, this site doesn’t encour­age per­sonal attacks? I’ll be damned. Could have fooled me. Are you try­ing to say that NONE of the com­ments posted about Goe­glein are per­sonal attacks?!? And yes, there are polit­i­cal rants here. I guess as long as you’re rant­ing against the right peo­ple it’s okay. (rant­ing against the “left” peo­ple seems to upset the apple cart though)

  73. Sue said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am

    This site didn’t encour­age per­sonal attacks until you folks showed up. I repeat: Go away.

  74. Sue said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Oh wait, I stand cor­rected: I recall that I did threaten to watch while Danny sank into the ocean a few weeks back. But I was will­ing to save LAMary. But go away any­way, ok?

  75. ellen said on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Nancy, maybe you need a dis­claimer on the com­ments a la Michele Malkin’s web­site, since it appears that folks like Mer­ri­mac can’t tell the dif­fer­ence between your views and those of the commenters.

    Per­son­ally, I didn’t read your ini­tial post as polit­i­cal. I took it as an effort by a good writer who has no patience for crappy/lazy writ­ing. You have writ­ten far more blog entries about lame writ­ing vs good writ­ing than about politics.

    Goe­glein isn’t going to live in poverty or com­mit sui­cide over this. If he is juiced enough to get a White House job, he’s got enough friends who will give him a (prob­a­bly bet­ter pay­ing) job in the pri­vate sec­tor as a lob­by­ist or con­sul­tant. He and his fam­ily will not starve.

  76. del said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Yes, I guess I’m part of the horde too. The reg­u­lars to Ms. Nall’s site, which we read for enjoy­ment, not pol­i­tics, wish Mr. Goe­glein well. The mild-mannered Jeff’s even pray­ing for him and we’re all hop­ing he gets it together and is stronger and bet­ter in the future. And as Laura men­tioned, Nancy occa­sion­ally cri­tiques the writ­ing of Mitch Albom — the the host of a polit­i­cally lib­eral talk show on WJR radio in Detroit.
    Jeff, you won­dered about why and whether Pro­fes­sor Jef­frey Hart was blase about his work being pla­gia­rized. I think (but aren’t sure) that his piece in ques­tion was itself lifted from the writ­ings of Matthew Arnold — or maybe it was just Arnold’s idea of an Athens/Jerusalem dichotomy. Maybe that’s part of the rea­son that he con­sid­ers him­self flattered??

  77. Laura said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Betsy, I believe you are mis­us­ing the phrase “begs the ques­tion.” You might want to look that up.

  78. Peter said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Nancy, I can’t be a min­ion or a hyena, but how about fawn­ing syn­co­phant? What­ever that means.

    Seri­ously, in the arts pla­garism hap­pens all the time. Except we call it homage. Many years ago, I came up with a pretty snappy design for a firm that some­one pretty much dupli­cated. Was I pissed? Hon­ored? More like stunned — I mean, copy­ing my stuff is the archi­tec­tural equiv­a­lent of copy­ing car deal­er­ship ad copy.

    And for you angry peo­ple out there, don’t leave angry — just leave.

  79. Connie said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    vein of hatred? The only vein of hatred I have seen here has been in recent comments.

    I feel like I have vic­ar­i­ously been part of some big adventure.

  80. Kirk said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    I hate pla­gia­rists, and I’m glad that this episode caused one to lose his job. It has noth­ing to do with politics.

  81. LAMary said on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    The in-house Brit tells me you were men­tioned in the Guardian. On a side note, we always call that paper the Gru­niad around my house. It’s an old thing that Pri­vate Eye mag­a­zine started, mock­ing the many typos in the old Guardian. For the same rea­son Pri­vate Eye always referred to prime min­is­ter Wil­son as Wis­lon.
    So you’re in the Gru­niad. Good on ya.

  82. Suzi said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    “Do you have opin­ions about home­less peo­ple and per­verts in libraries? ”

    This librar­ian does have opin­ions about per­verts in libraries. Goe­glein doesn’t really qual­ify as a per­vert in the vir­tual library of the vis­i­ble and invis­i­ble web, but he cer­tainly is a lowlife in that library; and now he’s joined the long parade of fallen blun­der­ing Bushie syco­phants. On Brownie, on Goodling, on Scooter, on Tim …
    Sorry if any cel­e­bra­tory com­ments offend neo­con sen­si­bil­i­ties, I’m sure you once thought he seemed like such a nice young man. He’ll prob­a­bly bounce back and maybe return to FW to med­dle in Indi­ana pol­i­tics and social reform. Great.

  83. Paul T. McCain said on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Frankly, I hope that when I read the end of my life that I can look back on it and find some­thing of a more redeem­ing nature in it than that I took such evi­dent plea­sure in tak­ing advan­tage of another person’s fail­ings and regard­ing it as some kind of spec­tac­u­lar accomplishment.

    Very sad.

    By the way, Ms Nall, were you at one time employed by the Fort Wayne news­pa­per? Were you let go from that position?

  84. nancy said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    By the way, Ms Nall, were you at one time employed by the Fort Wayne newspaper?

    Yes.

    Were you let go from that position?

    No.

    By the way, I never claimed to have any objec­tiv­ity about Tim Goe­glein. Now I have even less.

  85. del said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    By the way, Paul T. McCain, are you the Rev. Paul T. McCain of Mr. Goeglein’s Mis­souri Synod Lutheran faith and an offi­cer of Con­cor­dia Publishing?

    Given your per­sonal ques­tion to Ms. Nall — who gra­ciously obliged — your response to this inquiry would be appropriate.

  86. Tulse said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    I took such evi­dent plea­sure in tak­ing advan­tage of another person’s failings

    Who has “taken advan­tage” here? Has Nancy done so sim­ply by reveal­ing Goeglein’s fraud?

    It seems like Goeglein’s defend­ers here want to argue that the mere act of point­ing out his egre­gious pla­gia­rism is some­how indel­i­cate, if not out­right immoral. What a bizarre moral com­pass such folks must have.

    (And I’m sure glad that no one on the Right tried to take plea­sure in Bill Clinton’s “failings”…)

  87. ashley said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Mr McCain,

    Ms Nall’s vita has many redeem­ing points, includ­ing a Knight-Wallace fel­low­ship. Believe me, this is not some­thing that will even crack the top ten in her list of achievements.

    She’s not “tak­ing plea­sure” in this, sir, and if you could actu­ally com­pre­hend the lit­tle squig­gly things on the mon­i­tor you might real­ize that.

    Mr Goe­glein is a cheat, a liar, and a thief. By defend­ing him, you are tac­itly say­ing that pla­gia­rism is acceptable.

    You and your insin­u­a­tions dis­gust me.

  88. deb said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    what ash­ley said.

  89. Harl Delos said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    4dbirds said:

    If you’re ever in the DC area, I’d be hon­ored to buy you a latte. PPPFFFFHHHHHTTTT on Ben Stein. I’m a lib­eral demo­c­rat and I LOVE waf­fles, heavy on the but­ter and syrup.

    Head a hun­dred miles north, dar­lin’. Waf­fles are sup­posed to have chicken and gravy on ‘em, and here in Lan­caster County, they do.

    Inter­est­ing blog you have, ma’am. You will be pleased to know that six pres­i­dents have served on the basis that they were born to US cit­i­zens, rather than being born in one of these united states: James Garfield, William McKin­ley, William H. Taft, Ruther­ford B. Hayes, War­ren Hard­ing, and Hiram Ulysses Grant.

    As far as that goes, Ohio wasn’t a state when I was born, either. Con­gress passed the leg­is­la­tion grant­ing Ohio state­hood in May, 1953.

    If you’re going to be in my neigh­bor­hood, drop me an email ahead of time, and I’ll buy you a waf­fle. Even if you insist on hav­ing one with syrup on it. I enjoy con­ver­sa­tion with peo­ple who develop their own opin­ions, rather than buy­ing them pre-formed in the large econ­omy size. It’d *just* be con­ver­sa­tion, though; I’m mar­ried. But I do bathe, at least monthly, and some­times more fre­quently than that.

  90. Sue said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Yay Ash­ley!

  91. Kirk said on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Yeah, Ash­ley has it right.