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We’ll drive.

Since we have New Orleans on our minds these last cou­ple of days, a story that has its roots there:

Alan and I were dri­ving through Mis­sis­sippi, en route to New Orleans, late one night some years ago. We were appre­ci­at­ing one of the many plea­sures of the Delta — gut­bucket blues on the radio — when there was a pause for sta­tion iden­ti­fi­ca­tion and a word from our sponsor.

“Do you have a loved one incar­cer­ated in a cor­rec­tional insti­tu­tion you find it dif­fi­cult to travel to?” asked a res­o­nant African-American male voice, not unlike the ones who had been singing a moment before. But there was a note of opti­mism in the ques­tion, the unmis­tak­able sound of some­one who’s about to solve your prob­lem, and sure enough, he had the answer: A bus ser­vice mak­ing “daily trips to Parch­man, Angola and other Mis­sis­sippi and Louisiana cor­rec­tional insti­tu­tions.” For a rea­son­able price, you could finally pay a visit to your son, grand­son, nephew or other fam­ily mem­ber liv­ing behind bars. Leave the dri­ving to us.

Alan and I looked at one another, stunned, two afflu­ent white peo­ple who had just been lis­ten­ing to musi­cal laments about Parch­man, Angola and other Mis­sis­sippi and Louisiana cor­rec­tional insti­tu­tions, and now we were con­fronting actual evi­dence that not only did these places exist, they were not merely col­or­ful stops on the career-development paths of Bukka White and Son House. Peo­ple really lived there, and had rel­a­tives on the out­side who loved them and wanted to see them.

I exag­ger­ate to make a point. But it was a glimpse into a world nei­ther of us had paid much atten­tion to, out­side of the movies and occa­sional op-ed piece. Impris­on­ment is a fact of life in many com­mu­ni­ties, and it should sur­prise no one that the links between inside and out­side have their own cul­ture and economies.

Last year, a bill­board went up on I-94 in Detroit, adver­tis­ing a sim­i­lar ser­vice to Michi­gan pris­ons. I encour­age you to watch the linked video for a sense of the pitch — a lit­tle mourn­ful (sep­a­ra­tion hurts) but pos­i­tive (there’s a solu­tion) and sooth­ing (we’ll do the hard part). The shot of the woman get­ting off the bus, and the pan that cap­tures the chain­link and razor wire of some anony­mous Michi­gan big house under an appro­pri­ately gray sky is just…perfect. She doesn’t smile; hell, she’s not going to the casino. She’s pay­ing a visit to a painful place. It’s really well-done.

This sent me Googling for other prison bus ser­vices. Not a lot of hits. There’s one in Cal­i­for­nia, aimed mostly at keep­ing (inmate) moth­ers in touch with their chil­dren. You see men­tions of com­pa­nies and state-supported ser­vices here and there, mainly on sites like Pris​ontalk​.com, which I highly rec­om­mend just because it’s more inter­est­ing than most. (I got lost in the “ever seen some­one infa­mous while vis­it­ing” thread: My man was in the same prison with Jack Kevorkian! …I saw one of the Man­son fam­ily!)

So I guess what I’m won­der­ing today is, what is the ancil­lary prison econ­omy? Cor­rec­tions is one of the few growth areas in many states with depressed economies (cough, Michi­gan, cough), which can’t build them fast enough. Now that it’s com­mon to ship pris­on­ers across state lines to relieve over­crowd­ing and staff short­ages, and since so many are being built in remote loca­tions des­per­ate for jobs of any kind (cough, Upper Penin­sula, cough), incar­cer­a­tion is truly a “buy” stock. I know we have at least one reg­u­lar here, MichaelG, whose job takes him to Cal­i­for­nia pens; maybe he can start the dis­cus­sion. Inex­pen­sive nearby hotels for loved ones trav­el­ing long dis­tances to visit — that’s a no-brainer. Bus ser­vices, ditto. But there has to be some­thing else, too.

Amaz­ing fun fact, from the Freep via a sec­ondary source: With nearly 50,000 peo­ple in state pris­ons, Michi­gan has one of the nation’s high­est rates of incar­cer­a­tion and prison spend­ing. Pris­ons eat up nearly 20% of the state’s gen­eral fund, or $1.8 billion.

That’s a lot of ched­dar being grated. Cer­tainly some must fall on the floor.

OK, a lit­tle brief blog­gage and follow-up.

Via J.C., my genius, all of Ashley’s com­ments on NN.C on a sin­gle page. It makes for some odd read­ing, a lit­tle montage-y, since so many of the com­ments refer to other com­ments, or posts you can’t see (although there are links to those, too). But he had a way with words. I sug­gest just jump­ing around. I had to smile when I dis­cov­ered, anew, Ashley’s Binary Hot­ness Scale:

Gina Ger­shon is still a 1 in my book. Oh, I have a binary weight­ing scale, 1: yes, you would; 0: no, you wouldn’t. Beer acts as bias.

Also, a com­menter in the pre­vi­ous thread, Ann, says Depaul (Ashley’s employer) is now say­ing the cause of death was a car acci­dent. Haven’t con­firmed that any­where, but FYI. Thanks, Ann. Now I’m told it wasn’t a car acci­dent, that he was found in his hotel room. Sorry for the mistake.

Finally, because we need a smile today, a well-worn YouTube link to the Bul­gar­ian Idol (real name: “Music Idol”) audi­tions. The hilar­ity is in a non-English-speaking con­tes­tant mak­ing her way through an English-language pop song, but hav­ing recently seen a woman barely out of her teens tackle the Bea­t­les’ “In My Life,” I can’t say there’s much of a dif­fer­ence state­side. It was like watch­ing Justin Tim­ber­lake play King Lear.

Have a good weekend.

EDIT: Minor glitches fixed. (I hope.) Com­ments open on this post, and the Ash­ley com­ments page has been un-404’d. We upgraded to WP 2.5 this week, and I’m still find­ing all the buttons.

32 responses to
“We’ll drive.”

  1. Andrea said on April 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    The prison van/bus ser­vice is some­thing that I never thought of, but it makes per­fect sense. I’m sur­prised there isn’t a ser­vice like this in Bal­ti­more, since I imag­ine a large per­cent­age of the prison pop­u­la­tion in Mary­land is from the Bal­ti­more metro area, but the three main pris­ons are located hours away in West­ern MD (Hager­stown and Cum­ber­land) and on the East­ern Shore. An oppor­tu­nity just wait­ing for an entre­pre­neur to step in…

  2. Adrianne said on April 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    One of the main engine dri­vers in the depressed upstate New York econ­omy is the prison sys­tem. So much so, that a mod­est pro­posal to close four pris­ons that have seen their pop­u­la­tions shrink by half was rejected by the state leg­is­la­tors this year. There are indeed bus ser­vices from New York City — biggest sup­plier of inmates — to pris­ons from Attica to East­ern Cor­rec­tional in Ulster County. A good num­ber of my neigh­bors work at one of two state pris­ons in my town. Hey, it’s work.

  3. Jolene said on April 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    I hap­pened to hear (on Kojo Nnamdi) about a DC non-profit devoted to help­ing impris­oned fathers main­tain con­tact with their fam­i­lies. This is a spe­cial prob­lem here because (1) DC has a high incar­cer­a­tion rate and (2) a cor­rec­tional facil­ity in Vir­ginia that had served as DC’s prison was, appar­ently, closed in 2001 due to a Con­gres­sional man­date, and 8,000 pris­on­ers were shipped all over the coun­try. The orga­ni­za­tion dis­cussed on Kojo’s show was Hope House.

    Not exactly part of the ancil­lary econ­omy, but an ancil­lary orga­ni­za­tion. I’m sure there are many oth­ers like it.

  4. Soulwhat said on April 4th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    One thing that really both­ers me is how cor­rec­tional facil­i­ties have out­sourced the inmate tele­phone sys­tem to com­pa­nies that charge insid­i­ous rates. If I remem­ber cor­rectly I was asked to pay $4.95 for the first 3 mins and then approx­i­mately $1.00 a min there­after for any calls I accepted. I had a friend get into some trou­ble and was incar­cer­ated for 6 months.

    I also had to post a min­i­mum $75.00 with a credit card or West­ern Union pay­ment ahead of time in order to receive this first call as well as any future calls. Also when I asked about get­ting refunded for any unused bal­ance there was what I would call an inad­e­quate explanation.

    Now for me it was not a large amount of money. But I keep think­ing about what this kind of fee would be to a major­ity of fam­i­lies with a loved one on the inside.

    I under­stand that these things are done to off­set costs. How­ever I keep feel­ing the cheaper we make it to incar­cer­ate some­one the more likely we are to put peo­ple in prison that don’t really belong.

  5. Danny said on April 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    From Ash­ley, Novem­ber 10th, 2004:

    Danny, I hate to break it to you like this, but I have a mas­sively large penis…

    One of my favorites from my man, Ashley.

    I always chuck­led when some new per­son to the blog would (nat­u­rally) assume that Ash­ley was a girl and then watch in antic­i­pa­tion as to how Ash would, oh so gen­tly, set them “straight.” Funny guy. He will be missed. And we won’t be able to lead unsus­pect­ing new­com­ers into mis­tak­enly think­ing that he was a hot girl. Heheh

    BTW, I won­der if he tried that penis com­ment on the girl who was ask­ing him “abrupt” ques­tions regard­ing size.

  6. del said on April 4th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Soul­what, right on. The phone sys­tem for inmates has been caus­ing grief in Michi­gan too.
    Nance’s post brought to mind a mem­ory of a 9 hour bus trip from the UP to Pon­tiac in 1982. Poor guy sit­ting near me with indus­trial glasses, flood pants and a black knit cap in his 20’s looked really freaked out. He was head­ing home after 5 years at Kin­ross prison. When we arrived in Pon­tiac late at night nobody was there to greet him.

  7. MichaelG said on April 4th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I don’t work for the Cal­i­for­nia Depart­ment of Cor­rec­tions and Reha­bil­i­ta­tion. I do work for another state agency. I’m in no posi­tion to pro­vide a big essay and don’t have exact sta­tis­tics at my fin­ger­tips. So. CDCR has some­thing like 33 pris­ons in the state along with a num­ber of youth facil­i­ties. What does CDCR bring to the local economies? They buy a lot of stuff on statewide con­tracts  —  you can’t imag­ine how many mil­lions they spend on phar­ma­ceu­ti­cals every year. But there is still a lot to be bought locally. Think of all the mis­cel­la­neous stuff you buy on Sat­ur­day at the home store, odds and ends at the super­mar­ket etc. Mul­ti­ply that by 33 and then by the 3 – 5000 inmates at each joint. Pris­ons buy lots and lots of stuff at the hard­ware store as you might guess. Main­te­nance is for­ever and inmates are hard users. Pris­ons have an enor­mous effect on local util­i­ties. Garbage, waste water treat­ment, power, water and all. In some loca­tions these are major issues and CDCR pays tons of bucks in mit­i­ga­tion fees and for mit­i­ga­tion projects all up and down the state. The biggest and most obvi­ous mon­e­tary con­tri­bu­tion is, of course, the payroll.

    Most Cal­i­for­nia pris­ons, espe­cially the ones built in the last 50 years are in rel­a­tively rural areas. The salaries paid by CDCR are pretty good, espe­cially when com­pared with those paid for the few other jobs avail­able in a rural econ­omy. The decent salaries paid to the 50,000 or so peo­ple who work in the prison sys­tem dump a lot of money into local economies for hous­ing, restau­rants, gro­ceries etc. and pro­vide an oth­er­wise unat­tain­able stan­dard of liv­ing for many, many peo­ple liv­ing in these rural areas. Some insti­tu­tions are located in very desir­able Sierra foothill areas. The Dept. pro­vides a means for peo­ple to move to these areas and in other loca­tions pro­vides liv­ing wages to oth­er­wise impov­er­ished folks. For those of you famil­iar with Cal­i­for­nia, think Jamestown and Blythe. Mule Creek and Cen­tenela. It’s not a PhD the­sis, but I hope this gives some small idea of what effect pris­ons have on local economies.

    When read­ing Nancy’s post, as soon as I got to the Mis­sis­sippi bus ser­vice part, I thought of the CA bus ser­vice she sub­se­quently cited. This ser­vice pro­vides trans­porta­tion from the Bay Area to two women’s pris­ons located in the Cen­tral Val­ley near Chow­chilla, north of Fresno. One is Cen­tral Cal­i­for­nia Women’s Facil­ity and the other is Val­ley State Prison. As it hap­pens, I have a small job going on at CCWF and plan to be there next week.

    Here’s the web site: http://​www​.cdcr​.ca​.gov/

  8. MichaelG said on April 4th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Del’s bus trip reminded me. I have occa­sion to fly into and out of Ontario fairly reg­u­larly. There are three pris­ons located not far from there: Chino, Norco and Corona or Fron­tera as it was once called. Every now and then, I have flown out of ONT on release day. The wait­ing area and flight will be loaded with fam­i­lies and just released inmates. I’ve seen them (ex-inmates) guz­zle three and four beers on the short flight from ONT to SMF. It’s an inter­est­ing flight.

  9. del said on April 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    MichaelG, you’ve described Michigan’s pris­ons too; almost all located in rural, eco­nom­i­cally chal­lenged areas. (Soul­what, you might be in MI, for some rea­son I assumed you weren’t.)
    I’ve heard there’s a trend towards try­ing to charge inmates for the cost of their incar­cer­a­tion but don’t know if it’s true.

  10. Edward Carney said on April 4th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    John Sayles’s 1987 short story, “The Halfway Diner,” deals with the lives of women who visit their men in a prison in Cal­i­for­nia for an hour a month. The title refers to the “waysta­tion” on their trip up and back. It’s an imag­i­na­tive and reward­ing glimpse into these women’s lives.

    It is eas­ier to find now that there has been a “new and selected” col­lec­tion of his short sto­ries pub­lished (2004). It’s called “Dillinger in Hol­ly­wood” and is avail­able from B&N and Amazon.

  11. Jolene said on April 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I was struck by the per­cent­age of the state bud­get devoted to pris­ons — 20%. Almost the inverse of the high-school dropout rate in Detroit — 75% — as Danny men­tioned a day or two ago. Not that the two num­bers have any­thing to do with each other.

  12. nancy said on April 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    OT: When­ever I hear “Chow­chilla,” Michael, I’m always reminded of the infa­mous Chow­chilla school-bus hijack­ing. Cal­i­for­nia has some of the most mem­o­rable place names in the country.

    Also, Michael, you for­got all those khaki pants Wal-Mart sells for its oops-I-wore-blue-jeans vis­i­tors. That has to count for something.

    In Colum­bus, the Ohio State Pen­i­ten­tiary stood on the fringes of down­town for more than a cen­tury. Highly, highly unusual to have a maximum-security pen that close to a major pop­u­la­tion cen­ter. When Lucasville was com­pleted, they moved out the bad boys and the death cham­ber, and later the trusties and honor inmates, but the prison itself stood until the ‘90s. The loca­tion was insane, and it was so old it could scarcely be rede­vel­oped as any­thing other than, maybe, a Let’s Go to Prison! theme park, but tear­ing it down was a real loss to the local color. It was the most prison-y prison I’ve ever seen. It was built of gray stone, and dri­ving past, you could see the bars on the win­dows. They always said the rea­son it took so long to rede­velop the site — which became the Blue Jack­ets’ hockey arena — was because it would cost so much to demol­ish the place. The walls were said to reach to 10 feet under­ground, to dis­cour­age tunneling.

    I was told they had a lim­ited sale of fix­tures, and some peo­ple bought cell doors, the actual gray­bars them­selves. They sup­pos­edly weighed 600 pounds a piece.

    Famous inmates included O. Henry, who wrote “The Gift of the Magi” while incar­cer­ated there. Again, supposedly.

  13. Kirk said on April 4th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    When and why did the vaguer “incar­cer­ated” start replac­ing the plainer “impris­oned” in the lan­guage? I sur­mise that, like many other words, it was sneaked into the ver­nac­u­lar by obfus­ca­tory bureau­crats with help from lazy media types who refuse to do their job: trans­lat­ing such non­sense into Eng­lish. I change “inmates” to “pris­on­ers” in sto­ries all the time.

  14. del said on April 4th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Sev­eral years ago I checked out a library book of the Best Short sto­ries of 2005. The sto­ries were great. I’ve twice checked out sim­i­lar books and been dis­s­a­pointed. The prize jury makes all the dif­fer­ence. So I just returned to the one I liked, “The O. Henry Prize Sto­ries” for 2005, and I just noticed that Richard Russo, whose book’s on the NN.c night­stand (and who chose my favorite story — Mud­lavia — by Eliz­a­beth Stuckey-French) was on the jury. In the book’s Intro­duc­tion it says of William Syd­ney Porter that “he served out a prison sen­tence for bank fraud in Colum­bus, Ohio. Accounts of the ori­gins of his pen name vary; it may have dated from his Austin days, when he was known to all the wan­der­ing fam­ily cat, “Oh! Henry!” or been inspired by the captin of the guard in the Ohio State Pen­i­ten­tiary, Orrin Henry.

  15. MichaelG said on April 4th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    Both Fol­som and San Quentin are in major metro areas. Fol­som is a sub­urb of Sacra­mento and San Quentin is located in Marin County, in sub­ur­ban San Fran­cisco. There has been talk for years of sell­ing Quentin off and relo­cat­ing death row else­where  —  usu­ally to Cor­co­ran. San Quentin occu­pies many acres of what must be some of the most valu­able water front real estate in the coun­try. Both places date back to the nine­teenth century.

    Here’s a link to a great pic­ture of Fol­som Prison:

    http://​upload​.wiki​me​dia​.org/​w​i​k​i​p​e​d​i​a​/​e​n​/​3​/​3​a​/​F​o​l​s​o​m​S​t​a​t​e​P​r​i​s​on.jpg

    Below (maybe) is a pic­ture I took at San Quentin last sum­mer. Death row is in the build­ing to the left with the green ver­ti­cal stripes. That stack vis­i­ble at the far cor­ner of the build­ing, next to the siren, is the vent pipe for the gas chamber.

    I remem­ber the Chow­chilla kid­nap­ping, but was never moti­vated to fig­ure out exactly where it took place. I can’t imag­ine there’s any­thing to see.

  16. MichaelG said on April 4th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    No pic­ture. I’ll email it to Nance.

  17. Crabby said on April 4th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

  18. nancy said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    You know the coolest thing about that pic­ture, Michael? The gothic hang­ing light fix­ture to the left of the gate. God, for a time when pub­lic build­ings, even pub­lic build­ings meant to house dirt­bags, could be exe­cuted with a sense of style. Today that light would be a scan­dal, a “waste of tax­payer money.”

    Oh, and speak­ing of scan­dals and wastes of tax­payer money, my ex-congressman is at it again. This remark­ably vile col­umn describes his valiant efforts to get that bor­der fence built, but all the “reg­u­la­tory night­mares” that stand in his way. He says the invo­ca­tion of emi­nent domain would be a good idea, to get around all the pussies who don’t want the fence built. You know, like THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO LIVE NEAR AND LOOK AT IT EVERY DAY. What a hideous crea­ture he is.

  19. nancy said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Oh, and Kirk, given that I wrote a sen­tence with two of your pet peeves in it, let me pick it apart.

    Famous inmates included O. Henry, who wrote “The Gift of the Magi” while incar­cer­ated there. Again, supposedly.

    I’ll agree that “while impris­oned there” would have been a bet­ter choice of words than “incar­cer­ated.” But I’m talk­ing about one spe­cific prison, and to my ear, “inmates” implies (at this par­tic­u­lar prison) bet­ter than “pris­on­ers.” I can’t quite argue it log­i­cally; it just sounds bet­ter. And if you’re going to squeeze my shoes over “incar­cer­ated,” then I’d def­i­nitely hang tough on “inmates.” Two words with the same root in that sen­tence would grate on the ear.

  20. Dexter said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Chow­chilla. My friend is a bar­ber in a small DeKalb County, IN town.
    Imag­ine my sur­prise when I heard Byron Mac­Gre­gor , CKLW (Wind­sor) bel­low out “TWENTY TWENTY N E W S !!” , and report on how “an Indi­ana bar­ber had seen the Chow­chilla kid­nap­per at a local stop­light.“
    The FBI descended on the barber’s home shop…I can’t remem­ber who else…a wide assort­ment of law peo­ple inter­viewed my friend…but it was a dead-end. It wasn’t” Mr. Chow­chilla vil­lain” at all that had seen.
    I made audio tapes of the great Byron MacGregor’s and the equally mag­nan­i­mous Grant Hudson’s read­ings (also of CKLW)
    as they reported every twenty min­utes on the “sight­ing”.
    The bar­ber had rented a room in his old roomy house to me for a while after my divorce, but the “hoax” hap­pened just after I had moved out.
    Oh yeah…I still have the old cas­sette of the reports being read. I played it about ten years ago.
    The bar­ber still cuts hair for his friends, I think, Byron Mac­Gre­gor died years ago. Grant Hud­son dis­ap­peared from my radar screen.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A man just released from the regional jail, which every­body calls “the prison”, out by Stryker, Ohio, was run­ning his mouth, loudly, in a local bar about 16 years ago, just before I quit booze. He was regal­ing his friends about the the prison. He told a story , sim­i­lar to sto­ries here today, about “only col­lect calls”. What I never for­got was when he men­tioned the phones themselves…he said the phones were on very short cords and were THREE FEET OFF THE FLOOR!
    Poor bas­tards had to hunch WAY over to pay exor­bi­tant phone charges. Sui­cide pre­ven­tion? Helifino.

  21. Kirk said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I wasn’t address­ing that sen­tence specif­i­cally. I agree whole­heart­edly that I wouldn’t want to talk about impris­oned pris­on­ers in the same sentence.

    I’ve won­dered how many times out-of-town hockey writ­ers used the prison anal­ogy. I saw one in the Toronto Sun who did one night when the Maple Leafs spent a lot of time in the penalty box.

  22. nancy said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I bet no one tries that at the Dis­patch, do they? Reminds me of my time on the desk, when we had a limit of one “‘Tis the sea­son” hed for every Decem­ber. You could write one, but only if it was absolutely nec­es­sary and it hadn’t been done since the pre­vi­ous Decem­ber. It was nec­es­sary qual­ity con­trol, as every copy edi­tor knows.

  23. Dexter said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Crabby, TY 4 the YouTube of A.M., Ph.D.

  24. Dexter said on April 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    What the hell, Kirk? I respect your pro­fes­sion immensely but “incar­cer­ated inmates” has been de rigueur for decades, to these eyes’ jour­neys, anyway.

  25. del said on April 4th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    I tend to agree with Kirk. Incar­cer­ated is a weaker euphemism for impris­oned; like inmate for pris­oner. Good word choice advice.

  26. Kirk said on April 4th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Lots of things are de rigueur, some because of lazi­ness with the lan­guage. But I’m kind of picky.

  27. Deborah said on April 4th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Did I miss some­thing? What did O. Henry do that got him incarcerated?

    Pris­ons are weird. Have you seen the phot­graphs of Chris Jor­dan show­ing folded orange prison uni­forms that stand for 2.3 pris­on­ers in the US in 2005. Mind bog­gling. Scroll down to the pho­tographs (all of the other ones are good too). http://​www​.chrisjor​dan​.com/​c​u​r​r​e​n​t​_​s​e​t​2​.​p​h​p?id=7

  28. Harl Delos said on April 4th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Incar­cer­ated is a weaker euphemism for impris­oned; like inmate for prisoner.

    I’d argue that point.

    If you’re incar­cer­ated, you’re delib­er­ately con­fined, for cause.

    Impris­on­ment can be acci­den­tal. For instance, if you’re in a cabin with only one door that opens out­ward, you can be impris­oned by a snow storm while you sleep, or per­haps the wind blows down a tree, block­ing the door.

    There have been dif­fer­ent the­o­ries as to why we lock peo­ple up for extended peri­ods. They don’t just change the name of the insti­tu­tions; they change the archi­tec­ture, based on the theory.

    East­ern State Pen­i­ten­tiary (“America’s Most His­toric Prison”) was mod­eled after a monastery, built to give men plenty of time to reflect on their mis­deeds and become bet­ter men. They spent their time in indi­vid­ual cells, each with a sky­light and an out­door exer­cise area. They were hooded when they left the cell, to min­i­mize inter­ac­tion with guards, among other rea­sons. When you went into stir, you ended up stir-crazy. Designed to be human­i­tar­ian, it turned out to be extremely cruel punishment.

    The com­pet­ing the­ory of the day was the Auburn Sys­tem, which con­gre­gated pris­on­ers, and had them work. The prison movies are mostly based on Auburn Sys­tem pris­ons, such as Sing Sing. The Ohio State Pen was an Auburn Sys­tem prison.

    Although the Ohio State Pen added a lot of color (most of it gray) to Colum­bus, it ended up sub­tract­ing a lot of color when one of the exte­rior walls fell over onto a line of parked cars. Oops. They couldn’t keep peo­ple out of the prison grounds at that point. (Actu­ally, a Colum­bus native told me that it wasn’t that dif­fi­cult to get in before. He claimed to have done some explo­ration and van­dal­ism as a teen.) If peo­ple could just waltz in, it was inevitable that some­one was going to get killed there. They fig­ured it made more sense to tear the place down than to fix the wall.

    The lore around Colum­bus was that they orig­i­nally wanted to use the Colum­bus prison for Shaw­shank Redemp­tion, but it was in such bad con­di­tion, that they ended up film­ing in Mans­field, instead.

    What did O. Henry do that got him incarcerated?

    In 1894, money was miss­ing from the Austin bank where he was work­ing as a teller. He had started a humor mag­a­zine called “The Rolling Stone” but it failed in 1894, and he decided to leave town. He ended up trav­el­ing for a while in Cen­tral and South Amer­ica, with Al Jen­nings, who was a thief. In 1897, he heard his wife was dying, so he returned, and while he was there, they con­victed him of embez­zling. It’s not clear he stole the money. Tim­ing and bad com­pany prob­a­bly would have been enough to con­vict him, but leav­ing his fam­ily to fend for them­selves surely didn’t get him much sympathy.

    He got 5 years, and why he served time in Colum­bus, Ohio, when the bank was in Austin, Texas isn’t clear to me. He got out in 3 years. He worked as a phar­ma­cist at the pen, and sup­pos­edly either got his pen name from a warder named Orrin Henry, or else from Eteinne-Ossian Henry, a phar­ma­cist whose name is in the U.S.Pharmacopaeia.

  29. basset said on April 4th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    twenty-twenty news? this would be it right here:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​B​D​C​d​b​mwy9l8

    (for those who weren’t around when scream­ing top-forty AM radio was king… CKLW was in Wind­sor, Ontario, right across the river from Detroit, and pretty much owned the youth mar­ket there in the Six­ties and early Sev­en­ties. I mean, when Bob Seger writes, records, and releases a song about your pro­gram direc­tor just to try & get some­thing on the air, you know you’re a big deal.

    Any­way, “The Big 800″ did news twenty after the hour and twenty before while every­one else was doing top of the hour… and they had, let’s just say, a rather dis­tinc­tive style.)

  30. MichaelG said on April 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    “Inmate” is also a legal term. That is what inhab­i­tants of Cal­i­for­nia State pris­ons are offi­cially called. They are so termed in all pub­li­ca­tions and in legal pro­ced­ings. Those who inhabit youth facil­i­ties are called “wards”.

  31. MichaelG said on April 5th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    pro­ceed­ings

  32. pseudonymous in nc said on April 8th, 2008 at 3:02 am

    There are a fair few fresh-build (1990s) state pris­ons in west­ern NC, often out­side small, depressed towns. They were fac­tory towns before, and they’re fac­tory towns again, and the fac­tory is the prison. It barely needs say­ing that the racial spec­trum inside and out is almost inverted, nor that it’s a six-hour drive for the fam­i­lies of many of the inmates.

    (There’s a privately-run fed­eral prison in Win­ton, NC; most of its inmates are from DC, 200 miles away.)

    Lots of staff com­ing in now after mil­i­tary ser­vice, too. On the one hand, it’s good that they’re get­ting work. On the other, I think about how Charles Graner went from Desert Storm to the county jail to state prison back to Iraq and Abu Ghraib.