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The late-Scorsese Pulitzer.

One of Gene Weingarten’s chat­ters Tues­day says what I was think­ing yesterday:

Billings, Mont.: Thought your Bell in the Metro story was good and all, but your Great Zuc­chini story from two years ago was the best thing you’ve ever writ­ten. Was that story sub­mit­ted for a Pulitzer?

Pulitzer Prize-winner Gene Wein­garten: It was. And I was only recently reli­ably informed that it got real con­sid­er­a­tion, but was ulti­mately rejected because it was per­ceived as not seri­ous enough.

I’m not sur­prised; the Pulitzers are like that. It strikes me that of the jour­nal­ists I’ve known who’ve served on Pulitzer juries, they tended to be at either best-or-worst ends of the spec­trum, so it fig­ures they get a few wrong. The Great Zuc­chini story was a work of sto­ry­telling art. I urge you to read it; it’s that good. And while the Joshua Bell story that earned Wein­garten the big P was great, it was some­thing you could stand at the begin­ning of and see all the way to the end. When I told Alan what the story was, I said, “They got this vir­tu­oso vio­lin­ist, Joshua Bell, to be a sub­way busker in D.C. and watched how peo­ple reacted.” He replied, “And they ignored him, right?” He didn’t know any­thing about the story; he just guessed that if you put a vir­tu­oso play­ing a Stradi­var­ius in a busy Metro sta­tion at rush hour, he’s not going to draw a crowd. The telling of the story is won­der­ful, but there’s no real surprise.

But the Great Zuc­chini had a huge sur­prise halfway through. You thought it was about one thing (a story about a children’s party enter­tainer), and then it turned out to be another thing (the com­mon roots of fear and humor). Let’s see, what did win that year?

Jim Sheeler of Rocky Moun­tain News, Den­ver, Colo.
For his poignant story on a Marine major who helps the fam­i­lies of com­rades killed in Iraq cope with their loss and honor their sacrifice.

See? Seri­ous enough.

Oh, well. It may be like Paul New­man win­ning an Oscar for “The Color of Money” when he should have won for half a dozen bet­ter per­for­mances that pre­ceded it, but it’s all good. (Bonus: I’ve linked to it before, but just in case you’re hav­ing a slow day at work and have some time to read it — Tears for Audrey, another Gene-sterpiece.)

Yes­ter­day I men­tioned writ­ers who don’t get the web. I think Wein­garten gets it. I don’t know another colum­nist who could pull off what he does every week with his live chat, and I think every sin­gle colum­nist should give it a try some­time. I’d love to know what the traf­fic is for that.

OK, then. Found this via Leo, and oh my, what was I say­ing about that word just a cou­ple weeks ago?

Three reporters from Ari­zona, on the con­di­tion of anonymity, also let me in on another inci­dent involv­ing (John) McCain’s intem­per­ate­ness. In his 1992 Sen­ate bid, McCain was joined on the cam­paign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as cam­paign aide Doug Cole and con­sul­tant Wes Gul­lett. At one point, Cindy play­fully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re get­ting a lit­tle thin up there.” McCain’s face red­dened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plas­ter on the makeup like a trol­lop, you cunt.” McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected pres­i­dent of the United States, McCain would have many long days.

Whoa! I know Mrs. McCain favors girly clothes and high heels. If that didn’t call for a shoe to be slipped off and applied, heel-first, to Mr. War Hero’s fore­head, I don’t know what would.

You think this story is true? It’s get­ting a lot of blog atten­tion, but then, we’re allowed to say “cunt” right out in the open, whereas a news­pa­per won’t even say “the c-word.” It’ll be “an insult­ing name related to her gen­der,” and most peo­ple will think, “Oh, well, once I told my wife to stop being such a lit­tle bitch dur­ing an argu­ment; it could hap­pen to anyone.”

I’m for­tu­nate to live with a mel­low soul. My dad was a grump, and he could curse, but he gen­er­ally saved his pro­fan­ity for inan­i­mate objects, bad dri­vers, cir­cum­stances beyond his con­trol and the like. I can’t imag­ine him using such a word on my mother, and to do so in front of wit­nesses? I like to think I’m as tol­er­ant of human frailty as the next gal, but that one required an instant cor­rec­tion, as the dog train­ers say. With a shoe.

This week has been seduc­tively beau­ti­ful. I’ve been out and about on the bike every day; for once I’m caught up with my library accounts because hey, return­ing books is a good excuse to ride two miles. Next week, not so much, but oh well. I’m still looked on as some­thing of an odd­ity around here, where dri­ving half a block is not con­sid­ered waste­ful or sloth­ful, only vig­or­ous sup­port of the local econ­omy. One of my doc­tors is a cyclist, how­ever, and at my last appoint­ment we made small talk about the cost of being one in the Motor City. He’s been pulled over three times in the last year, he said; twice for run­ning stop signs and once for resem­bling a per­son last seen steal­ing CDs from a car. While I teach Kate to obey stop signs on her bike, sooner or later she’s going to fig­ure out that, for cyclists, a stop sign at a quiet inter­sec­tion with no cars in sight can safely be ignored. You’re trav­el­ing slower, you have the advan­tage of eyes and ears, and you can’t hurt any­one but your­self. With all the piss-poor dri­vers I see on a daily basis, I guess it’s a credit to the low crime rate around here that police even bother to bug cyclists about such infrac­tions. (And you should see my doc­tor, a white-haired soul in his late 50s who looks about as likely to break into cars as the Pope does. Please.)

OK, I’ve run dry. How about some blog­gage mak­ing cruel fun of the pain of oth­ers? Here you go.

Ken Levine’s back with his “Amer­i­can Idol” recaps this sea­son, and he cor­rectly puts his fin­ger on what was wrong with last night’s, which was nearly unwatchable:

While Sye­sha Mer­cado was screech­ing out some faux inspi­ra­tional song that strung together every “I believe/Catch a shoot­ing star/There’s time for every soul to fly/Reach within your heart/Strive to be the very best/Anything is Pos­si­ble” bull­shit cliché (and every one of those lyrics actu­ally WAS in that song), Doug Davis, a young pitcher for the Ari­zona Dia­mond­backs took the mound and pitched the game of his life…knowing that in two days he will undergo surgery for thy­roid cancer.

THAT’S inspi­ra­tional. THAT’S real.

Dis­claimer: I do not watch “Amer­i­can Idol” vol­un­tar­ily. I watch it because my kid watches it, and while one day I will take her to see Iggy Pop, that day has not yet arrived.

This week’s theme was “songs of inspi­ra­tion.” Every sin­gle one sucked, although the lead­off singer did have the advan­tage of menace:

Michael Johns sang “Dream On”. Most inspi­ra­tional songs are not angrily shouted at you. Okay, okay, I’ll dream on. Don’t hurt me!

Three-day event­ing isn’t for sissies. I watched an Olympic-caliber cross-country phase in Lex­ing­ton a few years ago, and just being a spec­ta­tor made my knees shake.

Some­one actu­ally makes a semi-amusing ad for special-event mass tran­sit, and Catholics are out­raged, so the ad is pulled. Some­one make these pin­heads direct traf­fic, then. The ad lives on, where else? On YouTube. Be sub­ver­sive, and laugh at the Pope.

Me, I’m off for a bike ride.

47 responses to
“The late-Scorsese Pulitzer.”

  1. Kirk said on April 9th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Hmmm: Some Catholics offended at depic­tion of pope as a bob­ble­head. Some Mus­lims offended at depic­tion of Muham­mad in a cartoon.

  2. nancy said on April 9th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    They say they’re not offended by the bob­ble­head so much as the fact the bob­ble­head is wear­ing the wrong vest­ments — appar­ently the Pope never wears that red cape, only white. Or something.

    And they won­der why peo­ple think priests are gay.

  3. Kirk said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    The com­plaint about incor­rect vest­ments sounds like a lame cover to me. It has to be about the bob­ble­head. Just another exam­ple of over­re­ac­tion to sym­bols. Reminds me of peo­ple who become apoplec­tic when The Flag isn’t prop­erly saluted but don’t seem to mind that kids are hungry.

  4. nancy said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    It only goes to show that deep inside many reli­gious con­ser­v­a­tives of the Chris­t­ian per­sua­sion is a tiny voice that, deep in the night, whis­pers, “You know, the Tal­iban had a point…”

  5. Kirk said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    ” … and I wish we would get as seri­ous as they are.”

  6. Kirk said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    On another topic, appro­pri­ate to yesterday’s dis­cus­sion, is this quote from Sam Zell: “Three guys in a garage cre­ate YouTube, and we’ve got 800 peo­ple in Chicago who don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground!”

  7. nancy said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I remem­ber the guy who bought the Philadel­phia Inquirer describ­ing his own prob­lems in that area — to get a regional/national ad con­tract, they had to send a sales­man to Chicago (first class, as per his union con­tract, and yes, the ad sales peo­ple had a union), pay him or her OVERTIME, and bring him or her back the next day. No won­der those guys never felt hun­gry. They weren’t.

  8. Kirk said on April 9th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    And we’re still try­ing to over­come the men­tal­ity of “ad taker” instead of “ad salesman.”

    Well, Nancy, it’s been most pleas­ant chat­ting with you, but I have yet another meet­ing to make. Later.

  9. Jolene said on April 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Accord­ing to the WaPo, the explicit com­plaint about the bob­ble­head pope was the inac­cu­racy of his vest­ments (red shoes OK, but not red cape or skull­cap), but the spokes­woman for the arch­dio­cese is quoted saying,

    ““We think there’s a bet­ter way to encour­age peo­ple to take Metro. This is the Holy Father, and I think a lot of peo­ple would not be com­fort­able with a bob­ble­head ad.”

    I blame the new arch­bishop, Don­ald Wuerl, a con­ser­v­a­tive from Pitts­burgh who was appointed by Bene­dict XVI. The pre­vi­ous leader, Car­di­nal McCar­rick, was a sophis­ti­cate with a sense of humor … as car­di­nals go.

  10. Sue said on April 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    You folks are too hard on Catholics. Like any other reli­gion, it has its share of humor­less twits, and like all other reli­gions, most of the humor­less ones occupy higher posi­tions. Do you hon­estly think most of the rank-and-file didn’t find it funny? If so, read the book “Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?” There’s a whole making-fun-of-Catholics indus­try out there, and the cus­tomers are: Catholics.
    And John McCain’s a jerk and his wife’s an idiot, assum­ing that story is true. And pos­si­bly even if it’s not.

  11. Kirk said on April 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    I know; I’m mar­ried to one. Don’t mean to be hard on Catholics; do mean to be hard on the humor­less twits who run the church.

  12. john c said on April 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Ditto to what Sue said about the humor­less twits. And I would point out out that some Catholics com­plained about the ad and per­haps got it taken off. Mean­while, some Mus­lim cler­ics call for artists to be mur­dered over offend­ing images.
    For what it’s worth, this Catholic boy found the ad hilar­i­ous, but not because of the bobble-head. I liked the sung Latin dialogue.

  13. Harl Delos said on April 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    It only goes to show that deep inside many reli­gious con­ser­v­a­tives of the Chris­t­ian per­sua­sion is a tiny voice that, deep in the night, whis­pers, “You know, the Tal­iban had a point…”

    Zing. I’ll give you a 93 on that one, Nance. Nice melody, and one can dance to it, even although I find wear­ing the band-aid is uncomfortable.

    You’ve heard that if your only tool is a ham­mer, every prob­lem looks like a nail, but what you may not have thought about is that after a while, you get to be really good at swing­ing that hammer.

    Fun­da­men­tal­ist Chris­tians, like fun­da­men­tal­ist Mus­lims, may be igno­rant com­pared to their non-fundamentalist breth­ern, but they have faith, and because it’s about the only tool in their tool­belt, they tends to develop a strong faith.

    When you expe­ri­ence per­sonal tur­moil — los­ing your spouse, los­ing your kid, los­ing your busi­ness or your job, los­ing your health, los­ing your home or your sav­ings — there’s just no sub­sti­tute for faith. It’s annoy­ing to the rest of us to lis­ten to those who make pro­nounce­ments based on what God would have said, if only God had known all the facts, but there’s no argu­ing the fact that in cer­tain ways, fun­da­men­tal­ist reli­gions serve peo­ple very well.

  14. Harl Delos said on April 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    And John McCain’s a jerk and his wife’s an idiot, assum­ing that story is true. And pos­si­bly even if it’s not.

    With the pos­si­ble excep­tion of you, Sue, we’re all jerks some of the time, and we’re all idiots once in a while.

    Who was it that said, “A friend is some­one who, when you’ve made an ass of your­self, doesn’t think it’s a per­ma­nent condition”?

    When my wife read the lat­est post to my blog, she told me I was too late; I was already Andy Rooney — but if it weren’t for my friends giv­ing me a 2x4 up aside the head on a reg­u­lar basis, I might be Dick Cheney. As William Ben­dix (in the role of Chester Riley) would say, “What a revoltin’ development!”.

  15. Dexter said on April 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    A few years ago the local cops were sent to a sem­i­nar on how to be bike cops. Cop-bikes were pur­chased, and three cops were soon seen patrolling on two wheels, as that phe­nom­e­non spread nation-wide.
    I was about 100 feet from my house, cycling home after return­ing from a meet­ing a mile away.
    A police car hit the siren and turned on the lights…I was being pulled over. The cop was one of the bike-cops, in the car that evening.
    He told me I was set­ting bad exam­ple for “the kids.“
    He said he expected adults to set the stan­dards for bicy­cling, but I was not doing that.
    He told me I had crossed the street twice in the mid­dle of the block and had run SEVEN stop lights and signs.
    All this was true, and I began imag­in­ing a court date to answer to a ticket with nine sep­a­rate vio­la­tions.
    Alas, the cop was just bustin’ my balls.
    For a while, I was a good cyclist. Now, I am back to being what “Bicy­cling Mag­a­zine” called an “urban deer”. I criss-cross streets and run stop signs and ride on side­walks at will. I am not afraid, and I am , as Joe Buck (Jon Voight) uttered in “Mid­night Cow­boy”, a truly dan­ger­ous per­son, I am.

  16. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 9th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    We all have free will, and the roads are clogged beyond rea­son at 8:15 am one way and the oppo­site lanes at 4:25 pm. Rs and Ds are roughly at par­ity when vot­ing takes place, but i know for­mer Rea­gan vot­ers who are excited about Obama (down to the yard sign) and Carter/Clinton vot­ers who are grimly cer­tain they will vote for McCain (bumper sticker already in place).

    Most of the pas­sion­ate lib­er­tar­i­ans i know are also strongly reli­gious in tra­di­tional terms, and many of my athe­ist friends are con­cerned about vul­gar­ity in pub­lic dis­course and sleaze in pop cul­ture. And i know an opera singer who loves “Amer­i­can Idol” who is wor­ried that no one wants to pay for sub­scrip­tion tick­ets to clas­si­cal events, where she would never dream of dress­ing other than in for­mal black, and organ­ists for churches who wear jeans with their choir robes and hope the praise team lets them do a duet some­day on a Rick Wake­man take­off for a prelude.

    The fact that large, gen­eral trends look inex­orable & mono­lithic from a dis­tance doesn’t mean that they aren’t made up of inter­est­ing, com­plex peo­ple who don’t have a clean script with their stops punched in the proper order on their bus ticket.

    And what might a con­ser­v­a­tive Chris­t­ian think the Tal­iban were right about? Wish­ing Brit­ney wore bloomers isn’t any­where near wish­ing she wore a burkha, and long dress/hair bon­net con­ser­v­a­tives in this coun­try are on a whole ‘nother page than “the body of a woman is evil to dis­play.” Winc­ing at the new New Kids On The Block is nowhere near want­ing to steam­roller every cd from polka to punk rock.

  17. Sue said on April 9th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Thank you for not­ing the excep­tion, Harl. I will con­tinue as always in unin­ter­rupted per­fec­tion. It’s sur­pris­ingly easy most days.

  18. Dorothy said on April 9th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Actu­ally Don­ald Wuerl is a pretty cool guy. And not only because he’s from Pittsburgh.

  19. nancy said on April 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    I’m think­ing, specif­i­cally, of some­one like…oh, Rod Dreher, who calls him­self a “crunchy con,” which seems to mean that he’s polit­i­cally con­ser­v­a­tive but likes Crafts­man bun­ga­lows and arti­sanal cheese. Or some­thing. He’s also capa­ble of going com­pletely apeshit over stuff like Bratz dolls, or that NYT story about the girl who chose a wed­ding dress cut to show off her lower-back tat­too. (“Slut,” he called that one.) He is also quite the “Islam­o­fas­cism” alarmist.

    When these folks get together, they tend to feed on one another, until the room becomes a big daisy chain of intel­lec­tual bug­gery. The Crunchy Con blog, which ran a few years ago to pro­mote his book of the same name, sank into self-parody in a mat­ter of days. I started out think­ing, “Well, at least they aren’t all greed­heads like that Wall Street gang,” but within 48 hours the var­i­ous con­trib­u­tors were issu­ing fat­was claim­ing peo­ple should marry between the ages of 18 – 20, never move from the city or town they were raised in, home­school their chil­dren and so on. It really was amaz­ing to watch.

    No one takes him apart bet­ter than Roy Edroso at Alicublog, and I leave that work to the master.

    I dis­agree that the “long dress/hair bon­net con­ser­v­a­tives” are so dif­fer­ent from the burkha crowd, Jeff. Both essen­tially believe that women’s bod­ies must be kept cov­ered beyond the point of sim­ple mod­esty — ask any girl what feels bet­ter on a hot sum­mer day — and those crazy trains are in the same sta­tion, if you ask me.

  20. Danny said on April 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    There are wackos in all walks of life, sec­u­lar and reli­gious. Nev­er­the­less, tak­ing my own faith seri­ously, I do believe a good bit of the deri­sion heaped on those who claim to fall under the broad ban­ner of “chris­tian­dom” is well deserved. But some of it is just a lazy reach for an eas­ily acquired cul­tural meme.

    Jeff, I go to a Cal­vary Chapel affil­i­ate. About 11 or 12 years ago, I was dri­ving to an Easter sun­rise ser­vice at my church and had the radio tuned to the live broad­cast of a ser­vice from Cal­vary Chapel of Costa Mesa. I was barely awake and when I heard Pas­tor Chuck Smith say, ” And now, Mr. Rick Wake­man will come up and play, ‘Morn­ing Has Bro­ken’,” I thought I must have fallen asleep behind the wheel or some­thing. What was Rick Wake­man of Yes (my favorite group) doing at church play­ing a Cat Stevens tune?!?

    But I wasn’t dream­ing and I was jazzed to hear this. Pretty cool, huhn? Up until then, I hadn’t known Rick was Chris­t­ian. And I also hadn’t known that he wrote and played that piano part. Years later, when I met him, I told him about how I was rub­bing my eyes that morn­ing in a moment of cog­ni­tive dis­so­nance. He got a good laugh.

    Thank you for not­ing the excep­tion, Harl. I will con­tinue as always in unin­ter­rupted per­fec­tion. It’s sur­pris­ingly easy most days.

    Sue, you crack me up!

  21. Jolene said on April 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    No offense meant, Dorothy. Like you, I view being from Pitts­burgh as an asset. I lived there more or less hap­pily for eight years.

    I’d read that Wuerl was more con­ser­v­a­tive than McCar­rick, but your note prompted me to do a lit­tle more read­ing. As you sug­gest, he also seems to be an inter­est­ing, intel­li­gent, fair-minded per­son. McCar­rick and Wuerl appear to dif­fer more in per­son­al­ity than in pol­i­tics, with McCar­rick being more light­hearted, which still makes me think he’d have been less likely to object to the bobble-headed pontiff.

    But any­way … per­haps it’s the end­less cam­paign, but I’m gen­er­ally tired of indig­na­tion — reli­gious, polit­i­cal, or oth­er­wise. I can’t even imag­ine how many more mini-outrages we’ll have to live through before the elec­tion in the fall.

  22. Donna in Mid MIchigan said on April 9th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Just came over still laughin my ass off from Bossy’s blog.….!!

    thanks.
    after stu­dent sui­cide today, I can’t tell you how a belly laugh at gua­camole turned into tears, turned into laugh­ing again.

  23. Harl Delos said on April 9th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    a big daisy chain of intel­lec­tual bug­gery.
    and
    those crazy trains are in the same sta­tion, if you ask me.

    Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
    Annie Savoy: You most cer­tainly did.
    Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
    Annie Savoy: Yes you did.
    Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
    Annie Savoy: Oh fine.
    Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don’t —  – they don’t hap­pen very often.
    Annie Savoy: Right.
    Crash Davis: If you believe you’re play­ing well because you’re get­ting laid, or because you’re not get­ting laid, or because you wear women’s under­wear, then you ARE! And you should know that!

    Nance, you’re on a streak. If you have any sense at all, you’ll start writ­ing the Great Amer­i­can Novel, gulp cof­fee by the gal­lon, and not even think about sleep until you’ve com­mit­ted 80,000 words to the hard drive.

    And no, I don’t par­tic­u­larly want to know if it’s that you’re get­ting laid, or that you’re not get­ting laid, or that you’re wear­ing women’s under­wear. Sue finds it sur­pris­ingly easy to achieve per­fec­tion, but the rest of us have to respect the streak.

    Mom some­times slipped out of church when the ser­mon started, and played the organ at other churches that started a half hour later, when the other churches needed some­one; it was only a block or two to walk. She was excep­tion­ally good, and the other churches kept offer­ing her more and more money, try­ing to get her to be their reg­u­lar organist.

    One Sun­day after­noon, we got into a dis­cus­sion about Fin­lan­dia. Under the name “Be Still My Soul”, it’s my favorite hymn, but it’s also the Finnish national anthem. She said there’s noth­ing spe­cial about com­pos­ing hymns; it’s how you play them. The fol­low­ing Sun­day, some­one came up to her after church and said that was an excep­tion­ally pretty postlude she had played; what was the name of it? Mom shuf­fled and shucked and jived and dis­sem­bled, never really answer­ing the ques­tion, but the music was fresh in my mind — and when I thought about it, I rec­og­nized the melody. Three blind mice, see how they run.

    Mom had a wicked sense of humor. I asked her, a cou­ple of weeks later, and she said that the pas­tor com­mented that her postlude was novel, adding that the Lord loveth a cheer­ful giver, and cheer­ful musi­cians as well, but that nobody else seemed to have caught on.

    Mom and I both loved Rick Wake­man, although my favorite was Cather­ine of Aragon, and hers was Anne Boleyn.

  24. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Ah, and “Jour­ney To the Cen­tre of the Earth” played by a camp­fire on a cas­sette deck whose D cells had to be swapped out between sides … didn’t know that about Wake­man, Danny, but the Lovely Wife and i did have “Round­about” in the sequence played before our wed­ding started, segue­ing into “Pastoral/Fifa” from Handel’s “Messiah.”

    Hair bon­net con­ser­v­a­tives come in mul­ti­ple fla­vors, not all are “Rocky Rip­ple Stone the Whore” spe­cial­i­ties. Some have, um, issues with the female body, but i just demur at over-Talibaning that view­point. But with Rod Dreher, it mad­dens me that some­one who quotes Wen­dell Berry so often and usu­ally so well can go off on the tan­gents he does — but, see my com­ment above.

    Berry, though, is with­out flaw; may his tribe increase.

  25. brian stouder said on April 9th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    Speak­ing of reli­gion and morals and going too far (or not far enough) — here’s a lit­tle story, the mean­ing of which I am still pondering:

    My son’s class, along with the rest of the 6th grade, (46 stu­dents) and four teach­ers and two chap­er­ones (includ­ing me), loaded onto a school bus and trav­elled about 50 miles to a YMCA camp, there to spend two days and one night doing camp-type things, includ­ing a cou­ple of very inter­est­ing classes on rep­tiles and owls (and we just returned a few hours ago).

    A high­light on the sched­ule of events that I was par­tic­u­larly look­ing for­ward to was a 21/2 hour block of time at night­fall after the first day, all about the Under Ground Rail Road. I guess I was expect­ing a lec­ture of some sort, or maybe an inter­ac­tive presentation…but I was mistaken!

    An hour before ‘show­time’, all of the teach­ers and chap­er­ones were lead away, and briefed on what our roles would be, in the upcom­ing UGRR “expe­ri­en­tial learn­ing” event.

    We learned that all the stu­dents would be treated as slaves on a plan­ta­tion, and that they would attempt to escape via the UGRR. The teach­ers and chap­er­ones would each have par­tic­u­lar roles, such as ‘con­duc­tors’, ‘abo­li­tion­ists’, ‘guides’, ‘sher­iff’, ‘bounty hunter’, and ‘nosey neigh­bor’. We learned that the Y camp direc­tors would be the Slave Mas­ters (described as ‘demand­ing but not cruel’), and they warned us that they (the directors/Slave Mas­ters) would be shout­ing at the kids, call­ing them dumb, worth­less, lazy (etc) — and that they would not be allowed to look the mas­ters — nor any of the later char­ac­ters — in the eye. They stressed that we really had to ‘stay in char­ac­ter’ if the chi­dren were going to ‘get’ the seri­ous­ness of the his­tory they were experiencing.

    It was at THIS point that my stom­ache began to gurgle.…one of those “how did I get into this?” moments…and I began to worry about what role I would get. I decided I would press for ‘con­duc­tor’, so as to avoid the really unpleas­ant alter­na­tives (and any­way — they would need 3 con­duc­tors — one for each group — and only one of each of the other char­ac­ters, so my odds would be good)

    To cut to the chase — I was taken aback by the level of shout­ing and ver­bal abuse. I use that term advisedly…no pro­fan­ity was used, but the chil­dren were shouted at as a group, and could get indi­vid­u­ally sin­gled out for shout­ing (and I do mean SHOUTING!), and ordered to lay face down on the ground (where they would remain for 5 min­utes or so)

    I am sure that it could not be easy to play the role of Slave Mas­ter, and the unpleas­ant­ness of that part of it seems to be cru­cial to mak­ing all the things that fol­low more mean­ing­ful (there was a gen­uine sense of relief — amongst the chil­dren AND the adults — or at least me! — once the group is finally off of the ‘plan­ta­tion’ and on the run.

    One ‘out’ we had to offer to the the chil­dren was that, if they stood close to us, that would be the sig­nal to the mas­ter (or the bounty hunter, etc) not to sin­gle them out for more shout­ing. On the path, as we made good our escape, one girl approached me in tears. She said that she had been sin­gled out, and called ‘stu­pid’, and ordered to the ground. And she added that what really upset her was that, when she was ordered to the ground, her friends laughed at her.

    I asked her to stay close to me, and shared with her that it all struck me as maybe a lit­tle over­wrought, but that indeed — things were really much worse.…and indeed, her feel­ings of loss of dig­nity, and sense of fair­ness and unfair­ness — were right at the root of what they wanted us to learn.

    We pro­gressed down the very dark, twisty wilder­ness trail, and through con­tacts with the other char­ac­ters — and the girl raced for­ward with her friends, and took it all in. After the “expe­ri­ence” part of it ended, the dozen kids I was ‘con­duct­ing’ and I made it to Canada, and then sat down for a 5 minute talk about what we had been through. Thanks to hav­ing recently read Bound for Canaan, I was able to gab with them in a somewhat-reasonably informed way — and I was struck by what the young folks were struck by.

    I was still reel­ing a bit from the sus­tained, loud and unpleas­ant shout­ing at the plan­ta­tion — and they really were taken by the Bounty Hunter and by the abo­li­tion­ist who offered us safe haven toward the end (and who has to kill the nosey neigh­bor, who comes over and dis­cov­ers us hid­ing in her cabin).

    And the girl who cried ear­lier was back in high feather, and fully engaged in the dis­cus­sion. Later, all the stu­dents and all the staff met in the din­ing hall for s’mores, and more extenisve discussion.

    I’m still pon­der­ing what I think of the expe­ri­ence. It seems to have bro­ken through the noise and made an impression.…but it sure does look like it could eas­ily go wrong, in less skill­ful hands

  26. sue said on April 9th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    I would have gone bal­lis­tic if this had hap­pened to my child, Brian. If none of the par­ents who sent their chil­dren to this camp knew that this would hap­pen, some­one has some explain­ing to do. Pur­posely fright­en­ing and humil­i­at­ing chil­dren in the name of edu­ca­tion — espe­cially with­out the per­mis­sion of informed par­ents — is just stu­pid, even with the backup that you described. Sounds like some­one went to a sem­i­nar and came back with a “great” idea. One of the rea­sons I am no longer Catholic is because in the ‘60s fright­en­ing and humil­i­at­ing ele­men­tary school stu­dents, sin­gling them out and mak­ing sure every­one was too afraid to come to any­one else’s defense, was pretty stan­dard prac­tice in many Catholic schools and it wasn’t done in the name of edu­ca­tion, either. I empathize with those chil­dren — I actu­ally felt their fear as you described what hap­pened, and I’m angry for them. I am guess­ing that once par­ents find out the extent of the “immer­sion” there will be complaints.

  27. nancy said on April 9th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Good. Lord.

    This sounds a lot like those exer­cises they do at some of the wack­ier Bible camps, the ones where “com­mu­nists” or what­ever break in to the din­ing hall, con­fis­cate all the Bibles, etc.

    What a hor­ri­ble idea.

  28. alex said on April 9th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

  29. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 9th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Sue pegged it with the “some­one went to a seminar” — i’ve directed church, scout, archae­ol­ogy, and envi­ron­men­tal ed camps since 1981, and Brian describes a very well inten­tioned dis­as­ter in the mak­ing. All you need is one coun­selor to get overly invested in their role, and — hel­l­l­l­l­l­loooooo, lawsuit.

    I’ve given depo­si­tions out of much milder cir­cum­stances. If they don’t send home a really com­plete descrip­tion of what this immer­sion expe­ri­ence is gonna be, and give an unam­bigu­ous opt-out (and i’d rec­om­mend opt-in only), they’re gonna be talk­ing to a lawyer if not this year, then in the next.

    Some­one went to a sem­i­nar, over­heard some­thing that was prob­a­bly a dif­fer­ent sort of part of an entirely dif­fer­ent kind of kids camp, and cooked up an ide­al­is­tic “wouldn’t it be great if” sce­nario in their heads between toll plazas.

    The core idea — a mov­ing around, well-defined role-based sim­u­la­tion — is great. The exe­cu­tion for a y’all come 6th grade overnight camp intended for out­door ed needs some addi­tional hands-on super­vi­sion. Which i sus­pect is com­ing. But the YWCA did adopt a con­tro­ver­sial “by any means nec­es­sary” clause about com­bat­ing racism in the early 90’s that may mean the YWCA supers won’t crack down on this, so it will end up being a cranky par­ent who’s right, but for the wrong rea­sons, com­ing down — i fear end­ing the whole envi­ron­men­tal edu­ca­tion ini­tia­tive. That’s the real down­side in the long run.

  30. LA Mary said on April 9th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Didn’t McCain’s wife fund his polit­i­cal career? She’s from a wealthy fam­ily and her bucks got him into the sen­ate.
    I think he’s bat­shit crazy. And awful.

  31. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 9th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    I meant to ask, Brian — could it have been a YWCA, not YMCA camp? Not that it really mat­ters, but there is an admin­is­tra­tive man­date for aggres­sive anti-racism pro­gram­ming in all YWCA does, while YMCA is a bit more “stay healthy” focused.

  32. brian stouder said on April 9th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    I really am ‘con­flicted’ on this (much as the sub­ur­ban moms are, in the the won­der­ful Great Zuchinni article).

    The pro­gram clearly has its heart in the right place.…history shouldn’t be rel­e­gated to cold print in books that no one will read…but Sue’s point is very well taken. I have no idea what releases we signed (Pam’s depart­ment, that), or what we offi­cially con­sented to…and I recall won­der­ing — as the ‘expe­ri­en­tial learn­ing’ event unfolded — what moms and dads would think of the sto­ries and rec­ol­lec­tions of their young folks, around their din­ner tables in the com­ing days.

    As I say — over­all the UGRR pre­sen­ta­tion was quite good, and had much on offer, and the kids seemed much more taken with other ele­ments of the pre­sen­ta­tion (specif­i­cally the bounty hunter) than I was by the plantation/slave mas­ter, judg­ing by con­tin­ued com­men­tary the next day (today), and on the bus ride home  — but, still, it left me won­der­ing when I will be read­ing about it in the newspaper…!

  33. joodyb said on April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    what a ter­ri­ble posi­tion to be in, brian! they SO are lucky noth­ing hap­pened. what if one of those kids had been hurt? i am unclear as to the aus­pices — was it school-sanctioned? lots of things start out with good inten­tions. that doesn’t usu­ally hold much water in court.

  34. DanB said on April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    A num­ber of years ago, This Amer­i­can Life ran a seg­ment about a man who played the role of a slave­owner in a UGRR sim­u­la­tion that Con­ner Prairie does, that sounds pretty sim­i­lar to what you’ve described. The big dif­fer­ence seems to be that every­one involved know what they’re going to get into and that all the non-slave roles are played by staff.

    The focus of the inter­view though is pre­cisely how play­ing that role affected the man, in ways that he really didn’t like.

    http://​www​.this​life​.org/​R​a​d​i​o​_​E​p​i​s​o​d​e​.​a​s​p​x​?​e​p​i​s​o​de=120

  35. Dexter said on April 10th, 2008 at 12:54 am

    LAMary: Cindy McCain’s father was an old West Joe Kennedy, what with the booze and all.…

  36. basset said on April 10th, 2008 at 12:54 am

    »And now, Mr. Rick Wake­man will come up and play, ‘Morn­ing Has Broken’

    you did know that was him on the Cat Stevens record, right? he was, I dunno, about nine­teen or twenty at the time.

    saw him per­form at a film fes­ti­val in Nashville a cou­ple sum­mers ago — just RW and a piano in a mall mul­ti­plex the­ater. he was sup­posed to lec­ture on film scor­ing, ended up being an hour of hys­ter­i­cally funny sto­ries with some piano acro­bat­ics thrown in. most entertaining.

    and one of his sons is tour­ing with Yes this sum­mer, for­get whether it’s Adam or Oliver but any­way one is in Ozzy’s band and the other’s tak­ing dad’s place. actu­ally they both are, RW played on Black Sab­bath ses­sions years ago.

  37. nancy said on April 10th, 2008 at 1:06 am

    I used to sit in my room, star­ing at a can­dle, burn­ing incense and lis­ten­ing to “Round­about.” And that’s all I’ll say about that.

  38. basset said on April 10th, 2008 at 2:04 am

    I used to sit in my dorm room with one can­dle burn­ing, lis­ten­ing to the Wake­man solo from “Yessongs” on head­phones… and that’s all I need to say about that.

  39. Harl Delos said on April 10th, 2008 at 2:08 am

    The folks at WVUD-FM in Day­ton used to have a fea­ture every evening (called “Wax Museum” IIRC) where they would play an album straight through, unin­ter­rupted. They started and ended each album with that k-sproing-SPRING riff from Round­about, so that you knew when to start and stop the tape recorder.

    In that era, of sex and drugs and rock-and-roll, I only ever expe­ri­enced the last very often. I’d sit alone in my room, lis­ten­ing to Close To The Edge, but I stared at incense, and burned a can­dle. It didn’t mat­ter; every­one already knew I was hope­lessly square.

    Of all my regrets, the lack of a mis­spent youth comes close to the top of the list.

  40. michaelj said on April 10th, 2008 at 2:29 am

    There’s Rag­ing Bull’

    It’s repug­nant.

    Vio­lence in movies is accept­able. Beat­ing up women isn’t.

    If there was a word aside from f**ck in Rag­ing Bull, well, yeah, guess I missed it and the wife beat­ing was odi­ous. Did I men­tion this mono­syl­labic ass­hole bru­tal­iz­ing his fam­ily wasn’t worth mak­ing any more than a few mimutes of a doc­u­men­tary? It’s just not a good movie. Auteur, auteur. I thought New York Sto­ries was good.

    Gut­dom, he made The Last Waltz so I know he’s got soul. Look how he get’s Ringo when the estimable drum­mer hits a fill.

    Good­fel­las? That’s all how Shoe­less Joe plays it, and thr women. The Departed? now there’s when the direc­tor made a director’s movie.

    I don’t know what you think about the great Amer­i­can novel, but I know, Nancy, ypu’ve given it some thought.

    I thought that was Look Home­ward Angeland I know it’s Huck­le­bery Finn, and why doesn’t the Sec­ond Com­ing know this?doesn’t poll well? and it was his edi­tor we should thank. It’s pos­si­ble that jot­tings from Kurt Von­negut about spoon­fuls of syrup, with no edi­tor, might fit the bill. Or bush­whack­ing a piano, or Easy Rawl­ins walk­ing mean streets he knows by heart.

    I just read Cos­mopo­lis. It’s not good (well, it’s good, but it’s kinda like Grand Street but not goof) and I cher­ish Don deLillo. This book seems like he’s try­ing to catch up to William Gib­son, who didn’t invent the inter­net, but cyber­space, yeah he did. Invent that idea of cyberspace.

    Wipe a third time. We have al lof you infor­na­tion and if its uncon­sti­tu­tional, so what, your pret­zeldent is pro­tect­ing you against ter­riss. If the prezeldent does it it’s legal.

  41. MarkH said on April 10th, 2008 at 4:53 am

    A UNION? For ad sales­peo­ple? And, being paid “OVERTIME”? A opposed to, say, a bonus on a com­mis­sion, plus the first class air­fare and maybe a notch up in the hotel acco­mo­da­tions? I sold print adver­tis­ing (not at a daily) for a num­ber of years, and must have missed out on some­thing. Or maybe I’m just clue­less about how it’s done in Philadel­phia; or maybe just clueless.

  42. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 10th, 2008 at 7:28 am

    Or third prize, a set of steak knives.

  43. nancy said on April 10th, 2008 at 7:57 am

    Mark, your skep­ti­cism made me won­der if I’d mis­re­mem­bered some­thing about Philly, but no, I hadn’t. The story’s from Fortune:

    (New Inquirer owner Brian Tier­ney) was flum­moxed upon learn­ing that Knight Rid­der didn’t send its union-represented sales­peo­ple to meet clients in Chicago because they had to be paid time and a half.

    Tier­ney says this was his response: “Guys, how bad is it if I ask you to leave your house for a night, fly out to Chicago, stay at the Hyatt, go to Morton’s, have steak with a client, a bot­tle of wine, maybe take them out to lis­ten to some jazz on Rush Street, come back the next morn­ing, get a big com­mis­sion, and put in your expenses? Is that pun­ish­ing?” He also laments that press­men are paid time and a half when they go on vacation.

  44. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on April 10th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Joe Hill, where have you gone?

  45. john c said on April 10th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I agree the Y exer­cise seems like a dis­as­ter wait­ing to hap­pen, though I can also see how it might — might — be help­ful. Still. I’d be pissed if that were thrust on me and my kids.
    It did remind me of a story my brother-in-law once told me. He was get­ting his MBA at Kel­logg, then and still one of the top busi­ness schools in the coun­try. His class was doing busi­ness case stud­ies and in one, the obvi­ous answer was to lay off lots of peo­ple. A stu­dent duti­fully said that, and the teacher stopped in his tracks and stared, ask­ing the stu­dent to repeat it. He did, and the teacher pro­ceeded to call that the stu­pid­est answer he’d ever heard. How could that stu­dent pos­si­bly come up with that answer after read­ing the same case every­one else read. In fact, it was so stu­pid that he would like that stu­dent to get up and leave right now. As the stu­dent rose to leave, the teacher stopped the cha­rade and said this: The answer was cor­rect. Lay­ing peo­ple off is the smart thing to do in that case. You all are the best and the bright­est. You will prob­a­bly never get fired. I thought you should get a sense of how it feels.

  46. Danny said on April 10th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    you did know that was him on the Cat Stevens record, right? he was, I dunno, about nine­teen or twenty at the time.

    saw him per­form at a film fes­ti­val in Nashville a cou­ple sum­mers ago — just RW and a piano in a mall mul­ti­plex the­ater. he was sup­posed to lec­ture on film scor­ing, ended up being an hour of hys­ter­i­cally funny sto­ries with some piano acro­bat­ics thrown in. most entertaining.

    and one of his sons is tour­ing with Yes this sum­mer, for­get whether it’s Adam or Oliver but any­way one is in Ozzy’s band and the other’s tak­ing dad’s place. actu­ally they both are, RW played on Black Sab­bath ses­sions years ago.

    Yeah, it’s Oliver with Yes and Adam has been tour­ing with Ozzy since 2004. I think Rick played on Sab­bath Bloody Sab­bath, IIRC.

    And you’re right about Rick’s sense of humor. Funny guy. On the 35th anniver­sary tour DVD he coments that they have the same group of guys and the same music with the only dif­fer­ence being that they each weigh indi­vid­u­ally what they used to weigh col­lec­tively. Steve is very thin to the point of frail­ity, but the rest of them have gained a few.

  47. MarkH said on April 11th, 2008 at 3:22 am

    Inter­est­ing that there was a union for the daily paper ad sales reps, at least in Philly. But the ref­er­ence to time-and-a-half in the first graph is out of place con­sid­er­ing Tierney’s acknowl­edge­ment lof “a big com­mis­sion”. And that line about press­men get­ting time-and-a-hal for vaca­tions requires some fur­ther explain­ing, even if THEIR union rules are involved.