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A few words about moose.

We have a minor moose story unfold­ing in the U.P.: Author­i­ties shot and killed a female of the species Mon­day. It had wan­dered into the bustling metrop­o­lis of Ish­pem­ing, and after fail­ing to drive it safely out of town, the DNR and local police said they had no choice. They also said their efforts were thwarted by gawk­ers who sur­rounded the ani­mal, tak­ing pic­tures and con­fus­ing it. The crowd was also, shall we say, highly crit­i­cal of the exe­cu­tion. To get a sense of the mood in Ish­pem­ing:

“Peo­ple are yelling that we should be fired,” (DNR moose biol­o­gist Brian) Roell said, “but we had to make a tough, unfor­tu­nate deci­sion.”

Police Chief Jim Bjorne said: “We would not have had to kill that cow moose if the pub­lic did not act like the paparazzi, chas­ing it around like it was some type of Hol­ly­wood movie star.”

Plenty of res­i­dents say the offi­cials made an uncon­scionable deci­sion. And their anger appears to be spread­ing.

Take Richard Tyynis­maa, 64, a long­time res­i­dent. “The police are tak­ing a lot of heat,” he said. “We would like them to explain the hows and whys of what hap­pened. I find this totally offen­sive. There is absolutely no rea­son for putting that cow down. If she was act­ing erratic, it’s prob­a­bly only because she was just try­ing to pro­tect her calves.”

Yes, calves, plural. The cow had two spring calves at her side, which dis­ap­peared into the woods after the shoot­ing. Moose cus­tom­ar­ily stay with their weaned young until the fol­low­ing spring, so their chances of sur­viv­ing win­ter just went down a bit.

As you can imag­ine, this inci­dent has spread rip­ples through­out the state, although, to be sure, it’s also gen­er­ated some totally awe­some head­lines, like, ohhhh, “Chief Bjorne speaks out about moose” and Does one moose’s death under­mine Michigan’s rein­tro­duc­tion ini­tia­tive? (DNR says no. The pub­lic, how­ever, is furi­ous.) The Free Press out­doors writer knows where to point the fin­ger: Gawk­ers to blame for U.P. moose deba­cle, he thun­ders. Ahem:

A lot of the crit­i­cism of the police and DNR was based on sheer igno­rance. One writer couldn’t under­stand why the cops didn’t just lasso the moose and lead it away. I wish I could give that per­son a lasso, get him to within throw­ing range of a 1,000-pound, pan­icked moose and stand back to watch the fun.

Peo­ple have been killed by moose cows that were pro­tect­ing calves from what the moose viewed as poten­tial preda­tors. A moose’s hooves are big and sharp, and being kicked by one would be like being hit by a base­ball bat swung by the Tigers’ Miguel Cabr­era.

As for me, I think it’s pretty amaz­ing when a town in the U.P. — a land where rifles surely out­num­ber peo­ple — can gen­er­ate a) 100-200 moosep­a­razzi; b) enough peo­ple defy­ing direct police order to reach crit­i­cal mass; and c) ani­mal lovers will­ing to speak up against the death of a large ungu­late. Towns like Ish­pem­ing are kept alive in large part by hunt­ing, after all; one of the best sto­ries I ever read in the Free Press was 20-some years ago, a mag­a­zine piece that sketched the weird­ness of deer sea­son Up North. (The party stores lay in extra sup­plies of Juggs and Hus­tler; entre­pre­neurs sell freshly killed bucks from pickup beds at bar-closing time, for hunters too loaded to be trusted with a weapon.) In three min­utes or so, you can get the same sense from Da Yoop­ers:

But moose aren’t deer, and are a fairly recent phe­nom­e­non in the U.P. The sto­ries men­tion the DNR’s rein­tro­duc­tion efforts with the species, import­ing them from Canada. I guess it has been going pretty well; twin calves are usu­ally a sign of good health in the mother and a sup­port­ive envi­ron­ment. I guess the Case of the Exe­cuted Moose Cow can be chalked up to col­lat­eral dam­age.

A cou­ple years ago, dur­ing the annual Brownie camp­ing trip, one of our num­ber was a mil­i­tary wife, who recalled giv­ing birth in a remote Alaska clinic where her hus­band was sta­tioned. A moose cow took up res­i­dence out­side her win­dow and pro­ceeded to lick the win­dow glass for hours on end, and no, I don’t know why, either, but she said this was very com­mon in Alaska, that everyone’s win­dows were smeared with moose saliva. Huh. She also said moose delays were a fact of life, when one or two would wan­der into your yard and decide to stay a while, and if one was between you and your car, it was a per­fectly accept­able rea­son to call in late to work, as it wasn’t safe to come too close to them.

I saw my first moose up close and per­sonal on Isle Royale. Alan was off fish­ing and I was tak­ing a lit­tle nature walk around our camp­site when I came around a bend in the trail and there she was — about as close as my dri­ve­way to my neighbor’s, chew­ing her cud. We looked at one another for a long moment. I looked around for a calf and didn’t see one, and relaxed a bit. We looked at one another a lit­tle longer. She went back to rumi­nat­ing. I turned around and went back. Later that week we passed one stand­ing just off the trail, hav­ing a pee. It sounded like a bucket being poured out onto dead leaves. There was another one in Yel­low­stone Park when I was camp­ing alone, and when I looked out the tent flap with­out my glasses and saw a large brown thing at the edge of the lake, I nearly had an unsched­uled pee myself, but I got my specs on before I let loose and relaxed.

And that’s all the moose I have been priv­i­leged to know. There were many spot­ted from the car in Yel­low­stone, some of which had calves. There is noth­ing cuter than a baby moose, and here I am includ­ing pup­pies, kit­tens and bun­nies. They have brown eyes the size of grape­fruit and cute floppy ears and com­i­cal Bull­win­kle noses. The idea of leav­ing not one but two with­out their mother is a crime against cute­ness, and that can never be tol­er­ated, not in this coun­try.

Where am I going with this? To the blog­gage, I hope:

Why even professional-journalist blog­gers need edi­tors, so they don’t write ignorant-ass shit like this.

Watch­ing “Red Dawn” and laugh­ing uncon­trol­lably at it is one of my peak mem­o­ries of the ’80s. David Plotz looks anew at John Mil­ius’ para­noid fan­tasy and finds it less funny today.

Be the first one on your block to get a ThatOne’08 T-shirt.

I’m off to the gym to get myself in tip-top shape for the com­ing depres­sion. I should just take up smok­ing and hope for an early death instead.

63 responses to
“A few words about moose.”

  1. Dwight said on October 9th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Er…

    So tell me, Queen of the Straw Man Lead, what exactly is wrong with a blog open dis­cus­sion about using stock pho­tos for smear pur­poses?

  2. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    errrr, uhh­hhh, I thought she was refer­ring to the inane “Can’t you shoot your foot off like that?” with a weapon that is clearly disabled…but, errr, uhhhh, I don’t know bup­kis about shootin’ irons, and if,errrr, uhhhh, I was gonna write some­thing about ‘em, an edi­tor would help!

    Err, by way of say­ing, uhhhh – I don’t think the issue that the Pro­pri­etress was rais­ing was the, errrr, stock photo, but rather the, uhh­hhh, inane com­ment about the open stock of the weapon!

  3. derwood said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    I had to look up ungu­late. I’m not sure why I didn’t know it.

    That One web­site is hilar­i­ous.

    d

  4. Julie Robinson said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    We saw a herd of moose on a remote road in Col­orado sev­eral years ago. Very dark and great for star gaz­ing. No so great for see­ing moose. For­tu­nately our son has eagle eyes and we barely avoided hit­ting them. We were in our daughter’s Escort and I’ve no doubt it would have crum­pled like alu­minum foil. They are mas­sive and impres­sive. If you spend your life in urban and sub­ur­ban areas, it’s easy to for­get that you don’t have con­trol over such forces of nature.

  5. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Hell, it’s a shot­gun, not a rifle. Even I know that. Igno­rance of weapons is one of the prob­lems that just won’t go away among reporters and edi­tors at our paper and many other peri­od­i­cals other than Out­door Life.

  6. Andrea said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Palin was fea­tured on the cover of Newsweek on 9/8 & 9/15 and now on the lat­est 10/13 issue. The lat­est cover is the newest “scan­dal du jour” – the too-close, untouched photo of Palin. That LA Times blog post is woe­fully old news since the rifle/shotgun cover was from 9/15 and they just posted about it on 10/8, the same day every­one was talk­ing about the 10/13 cover instead.

  7. Catherine said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    I’m pos­si­bly the orig­i­nal arugala-eating, gun-hating, too much grad-school attend­ing sub­ur­ban­ite, and even I know that’s a shot­gun, not a rifle, and it’s deployed safely. Prob­a­bly that’s why the pile-on in the com­ments.

  8. nancy said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    I don’t think Dwight likes me. [Pout.]

    I thought the point was obvi­ous: Not only is that weapon not a rifle, Palin is hold­ing it pre­cisely accord­ing to Hoyle — breech open, impos­si­ble to fire. I’m still unsure if the writer/blogger was being stu­pid on pur­pose.

    The new Newsweek arrived yes­ter­day, and I winced, even as I imme­di­ately got the point: It’s the warts-and-all story. Just goes to showya (as Palin might say), even beau­ti­ful women have their flaws. They have pores, any­way.

  9. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Some inspi­ra­tion for late-stage polit­i­cal vol­un­teerism: The Really Busy Person’s Guide to Polit­i­cal Activism: Life-Hacking for Par­ti­sans

  10. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Some yahoo called the paper this week to com­plain that the ads for Oprah’s TV show that we’ve been run­ning at the bot­tom of the front page, fea­tur­ing her mug, are part of our con­spir­acy to sub­lim­i­nally pro­mote the can­di­dacy of Barack Obama. Yes­ter­day, we had a front-page ad for Mat­tress Mart that fea­tured an attrac­tive white woman wear­ing glasses. Don’t think we’ve heard from any­one rip­ping us for sub­lim­i­nally pro­mot­ing Sarah Palin’s can­di­dacy.

  11. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​j​x​z​m​aXAg9E

    inter­views w/ McCain Palin sup­port­ers in Strongsville, OH. Ugly.

  12. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    You have my sym­pa­thy, Kirk. In my occa­sional for­ays to the loonier out­posts of the Inter­net, I’m amazed to see what peo­ple use as evi­dence of one kind of con­spir­acy or another. “The polls”, of course, are clearly biased, or so say some McCain sup­port­ers. Unfor­tu­nately, they don’t have an expla­na­tion for why the same polls showed that McCain was doing well for a brief period after the con­ven­tion. That bias, I guess, just cropped up in the past cou­ple of weeks.

  13. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    “Look at his blood line.”

    Thnx Moe.

  14. caliban said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Miss Sarah junts moose from an air­plane. Another cir­cle in hell for unmit­i­gated yahoos that pull that sort of merde and act like it makes them the one with the nads in the fam­ily.

    And how many times can McCain have TIA’s and claim that’s what he meant in the first place?

    http://​www​.politico​.com/​n​e​w​s​/​s​t​o​r​i​e​s​/​1​0​0​8​/​1​4​4​1​4.html

    And if you can look at the accom­pa­ny­ing pho­to­graph and claim he isn’t a dead ringer for the glut­to­nous green ghost at the Hotel Sedgewick, you may be hav­ing a sun­downer moment of your own. Screw the Scary black man meme. How about the ter­mi­nally dys­pep­tic ric­tus?

  15. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

  16. nancy said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    I don’t think she hunts moose from the sky. No need to waste the fuel. You just walk into the woods, find one and take aim. It’s like hunt­ing cows.

  17. MichaelG said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    I think it was wolves she was hunt­ing from a chop­per.

    Der­wood, isn’t “ungu­late” what a strip­per does? Right? So meese are a species of strip­per.

  18. beb said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    I was think­ing that if that town had just flown in Sarah Palin she could have shot the moose from her plane, because, don­cha know, “it’s OK if you are a Repub­li­can.”

  19. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    from the Con­necti­cut State House:

    In chat­ting about the debate this morn­ing, Speaker Amann said “it looked like You Tube ver­sus feed­ing tube.”

  20. beb said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Nancy wrote: I’m off to the gym to get myself in tip-top shape for the com­ing depres­sion. I should just take up smok­ing and hope for an early death instead. which reminds me of a line from the British show Absolutely Fab­u­lous. When reminded that smok­ing kills, the friend snarls, “Not reli­ably!”

    It’s been said that Oil Com­pa­nies always drive down the price of gas just before an elec­tion so that peo­ple will vote Repub­li­can. Oth­ers dis­agree. I saw gas in Detroit today at $3.09, over a dol­lar less than it was a month ago. NowI under­stand than win­ter gas is cheaper than sum­mer gas because the com­pa­nies don’t have to refine out all the low-weight mol­e­cules. (Which dur­ing the sum­mer evap­o­rate and cre­ate smog.) But with all the hur­ri­cane related dam­age on the gulf, to plat­forms and refiner­ies, I can’t imag­ine the price of gas drop­ping by over as dol­lar. It just don’t make sense. Con­spir­acy? We’ll know for sure after the elec­tion.

  21. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    John, that is hys­ter­i­cal. Great line. I’ve heard a lot of sim­i­lar com­ments. Some­one on some TV show referred to McCain “hob­bling” around the stage. That seemed a lit­tle strong, but there is no doubt that Sen. Obama’s phys­i­cal grace and daz­zling smile are won­der­ful polit­i­cal assets.

    But, really, I am get­ting ner­vous. McCain’s des­per­a­tion and mean­ness and the gulli­bil­ity of the “low-information voter” are not a good com­bi­na­tion.

  22. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    We are using a logo with elec­tion sto­ries that says VOTE 2008, with a star where the O is. Some Obama nut called and claimed that the star was the exact same one used on McCain posters, and we were try­ing to get peo­ple to vote for McCain. We actu­ally changed the star to one more “neu­tral.”

    And after we endorse (prob­a­bly McCain, maybe this week­end), that will set them all off again — both sides.

  23. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    pssst! Indi­ana gets another post at fivethir​tyeight​.com

    http://​www​.fivethir​tyeight​.com/

    an excerpt:

    Obama moved into high gear in the Hoosier State in mid-June, only a few weeks after the May 6 pri­mary, and the abil­ity to have a late pri­mary allowed Obama to essen­tially con­tinue oper­at­ing at full bore right from the getgo. With unem­ploy­ment in Indi­ana at its high­est rate since 1987 and aver­age wages down $4,000 since Bush took office in 2000, Swain said, Indi­anans Hoosiers are hun­gry for change. [Note: Swain didn't say "Indi­anans," I did. Sorry every­body.]

    Still, Swain acknowl­edges it’s an uphill fight. “His­tory was not on our side” when the cam­paign decided to work a large cam­paign here. When the polls were a lit­tle tighter, many crit­i­cized the Obama effort, argu­ing that Indi­ana couldn’t pos­si­bly go blue, and that work­ing the ground here is a waste of resources. Instead, we have a race that, in Dan Rather-speak, is as tight as a tick. Recent polls have showed the race within the mar­gin of error, and the Obama cam­paign is con­fi­dent that in a coin flip race — a bet­ter ground game can make the dif­fer­ence.

    and another shot at Bel­mont Uni­ver­sity -

    My smashed lap­top in tow (and really, what a great debate host­ing effort by Bel­mont Uni­ver­sity, once again, it was awe­some to have five dif­fer­ent peo­ple flatly refuse us access to even a restroom after we’d had to sit for hours behind a 14-car pileup on I-65), we’re already at Barack Obama’s Day­ton, Ohio rally, and we’re headed toward the Palin rally in Wilm­ing­ton later this after­noon.

  24. caliban said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Thanks to HL, we don’t call them strip­pers. They’re ecdysi­asts. Bal­ti­more Bard had a word for those vot­ers Jolene is wor­ried about, too. Booboisee. The aston­ish­ing thing is that they think they’re in on the joke.

    My fel­low pris­on­ers?!?!

    http://​www​.then​ation​.com/​b​l​o​g​s​/​c​a​m​p​a​i​g​n​m​a​t​t​e​r​s​/​370334

    Gidge thinks “He meant to say that.”

    It really is rea­son­able to won­der whether McCain is suf­fer­ing tran­sient ischemic events, or if he’s ter­mi­nally wool­gath­er­ing. Alzheimers pres­i­dents let Ollie North run the coun­try and the Con­sti­tu­tion gets tram­pled. I’ve got a friend that’s a neu­rol­o­gist, and when she saw this

    http://​suzieqq​.word​press​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​1​0​/​0​1​/​u​r​g​e​n​t​-​c​h​e​c​k​-​o​u​t​-​m​c​c​a​i​n​s​-face/

    she said “TIE”. Per­haps the tragic moose hunt­ing acci­dent won’t be nec­es­sary. Despite his closet racism (howz­about palling around with Evan “Pick­aninny” Mecham?) and the appar­ent hon­orec­tomy, I don’t wish McCain ill. (Smirk­ing W, another story.) But a McCain vote seems a likely Palin vote. She believes God told her Alaska is big­ger than Biden’s Con­gres­sional dis­trict, and the anointed last refuge in end times. McCain’s old, these things hap­pen. His run­ning mate’s a nitwit, who exceeds debate expec­ta­tions by not pulling a Fred­die Rum­sen on TV.

  25. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    cal­iban – fas­ci­nat­ing link, regard­ing McCain’s sud­den facial change, and dis­ori­en­ta­tion.

    Wow.

  26. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Wow, an Evan Mecham ref­er­ence. Now that’s reach­ing back, cal­iban.

  27. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Dwight,
    You epit­o­mize the con­ser­v­a­tive ver­sion of an intel­lec­tual response. The irony seems to have eluded you; y’all just don’t get it.

    For those of you who have not seen it yet:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​f​s​s​a​Ae6ir0

    What exactly did McCain mean by “that one”? Was he just doing his usual smart-ass schtick? Was this a not so sub­tle hint that Obama is “one” of “THEM” and we know we can’t trust THEM?

    By inject­ing the specter of white racism into the con­test, McCain has reached a new low even for his cam­paign from the gut­ter. McCain is an amoral cow­ard that will do, say, eat, or kiss any­one or any­thing that he think will serve the cause of advanc­ing his pres­i­den­tial ambi­tions. He has shown no decency or honor at any point in this cam­paign. He, along with his idiot side­kick, deserve to go down in igno­min­ious defeat. They should be remem­bered as mod­els for how decent peo­ple do not behave when run­ning for pub­lic office.

    They are SO going to lose.

  28. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    IMHO, I did not read any racism in the “that one” com­ment. McCain was pos­ing a rhetor­i­cal ques­tion where the pre­sumed answer would be “This one” (mean­ing McCain him­self) or “That one” (Obama). Was this a clumsy sen­tence? It sure was, but I do not feel there was any deeper mean­ing than that.

  29. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I agree. Not racist. Dis­re­spect­ful, but not racist.

  30. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I can­not imag­ine W refer­ring to Algore or Kerry as “that one”; nor can I imag­ine GHWB refer­ring to Dukakis or WJC as “that one”; nor can I imag­ine RR refer­ring to Pres­i­dent Carter or Wal­ter Mon­dale as “that one”.

    Not racist; but gassy con­de­scen­sion from the same pre­sump­tu­ous swamps that breed racism and racist-style igno­rant atti­tudes, imo.

    Whereas Obama has been unfail­ingly col­lea­gial and (dare we say it?) pres­i­den­tial, McCain has been unfail­ingly dis­re­spect­ful (as Jolene says), dis­mis­sive, and rude. (and yes – the inabil­ity to at least appear to be polite is a demerit, when one is seek­ing the sort of raw power that a Pres­i­dent of the United States is entrusted with)

  31. caliban said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    “That one” sounded dis­tress­ingly like Poppy assur­ing the nation that he loved all his grand­chil­dren, includ­ing “the lit­tle brown ones”.

    http://​www​.pink​thun​der​.com/​p​i​n​k​t​h​u​n​d​e​r​/​2​0​0​3​/​1​2​/​b​u​s​h​_​a​n​d​_​t​h​e​_​l​i.html

    Yup, out­dated link, but ger­main. If this were Miller Analo­gies, I’d say Republicans:clueless racism::shit:stink.

  32. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    I still dis­agree. I’m cer­tainly not defend­ing McCain’s poorly cho­sen words, but lis­ten to the gist of what he said. He asked “Which Sen­a­tor … ” and if he had sim­ply responded to his ques­tion with “That Sen­a­tor”, then there would have been no con­tro­versy. But he chose to use the pro­noun “One” instead of repeat­ing the use of the word “Sen­a­tor”. I inter­pret this as a ref­er­ence to an equal and not con­de­scend­ing nor dis­re­spect­ful. Just an incred­i­bly awk­ward phrase.

  33. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    John,
    I totally dis­agree. He did NOT refer to him­self as “this one” which he should have done for your ver­sion to make any sense. McCain has con­sis­tently shown that no tac­tic is too loath­some for him to try. This remark is also con­comi­tant to the right’s new ver­sion of who is respon­si­ble for the finan­cial melt­down: those crafty minori­ties who forced those benev­o­lent rich bankers into giv­ing them mort­gages that the lat­ter knew the for­mer could not afford. Add to that charges from Palin that Obama is sym­pa­thetic to ter­ror­ists and the con­tin­ued attempt to label Obama a non-American, Mus­lim, effete, out of touch hyper-liberal who wants noth­ing more than to enslave us with oppres­sive taxes and big gov­ern­ment. Oh, and he’s a baby killer, too.

    The racism card fits right in with the legion of dis­hon­est and dis­hon­or­able tac­tics that McCain has already employed. As McCain falls inex­orably in the polls, why should it come as a sur­prise that he would des­per­ately intro­duce an even sleazier tone to his cam­paign? He hasn’t been even remotely hon­or­able up until now.

  34. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    As I love a good sing-a-long:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​7​D​I​c​8​jdra0o

    Every­body sing:

    “Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin’
    doesn’t mean you have the ammo to nego­ti­ate with Putin,
    Are you on coke?
    This fuckin’ country’s up in smoke.
    Oh, what a joke.”

    I couldn’t have said it bet­ter myself.

  35. alex said on October 9th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    “That one” struck me, at the moment of its utter­ance, as con­de­scen­sion and also as delib­er­ate. I knew right then that it would become the most mem­o­rable phrase of the evening.

    Kirk, say it ain’t so. The Dis­patch could still endorse McCain after all this?

  36. paddyo' said on October 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Late to the con­ver­sa­tion but won­der­ing, Julie — did you really see a “herd” of moose in Col­orado? They live here but are rare and far-flung. Rarer still are moose that actu­ally herd up. They’re pretty soli­tary crit­ters except, of course, when mat­ing or with a cou­ple of calves along, like this unfor­tu­nate one in Michi­gan. I’m won­der­ing if, rather, you saw a herd of ELK.

    BTW, an inter­est­ing twist on those words:

    In Nor­way, you know what they call moose?
    Uh-huh: ELK.
    Go fig­ure.

  37. LAMary said on October 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Pad­dyo’
    I was won­der­ing about the Col­orado mooses myself. Elks, yes, but I never saw any moose in my years in the Cen­ten­nial State.

  38. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    If I were a bet­ting man, I’d bet that, yes, McCain will get it. I do not have any inside infor­ma­tion. I steer as clear of that oper­a­tion as pos­si­ble. In fact, I argue that edi­to­r­ial pages have been out­moded for decades. Those endorse­ments just make life even more com­pli­cated for us.

  39. joodyb said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    benefit-of-the-doubt view of tired old candidate’s asser­tion: maybe not con­sciously racist. but real­ist says those such expres­sions emanate at the very least from the crotch­ety great-grampa every­one stays away from cuz he’s a lit­tle crayzee.
    oh, and what kirk says.

  40. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I too, was doubt­ful about the herd of moose. I sus­pected it was elk instead. How­ever, the proper term for a bunch of elk is not “herd” but rather, “gang.” The largest gath­er­ing of elk gangs is right down here in New Mex­ico, just a short drive from my home.

  41. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

  42. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Sev­eral years ago, I vis­ited rel­a­tives in Boul­der in the fall, which is mat­ing sea­son for elk. They wanted me to hear the elk “bugling”, which is the term used for the rut­ting call of the males.

    So we went to a park and perched on rocks above a big open area–a meadow, i sup­pose. As dusk fell, sev­eral dozen elk came down out of the hills. We hadn’t seen them at all, so it seemed as if they were emerg­ing in response to a sig­nal that only they could hear. Then the bugling began. We stayed as long as we could, just watch­ing and lis­ten­ing. Quite an expe­ri­ence to observe a social sys­tem that is, at once, so sim­i­lar to and so dif­fer­ent from ours.

  43. LAMary said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    The gangs I saw were in CO not far from you Gas­man, in the south­ern part of the state. Do you know the nar­row gauge train that goes to Chama? I was camp­ing one fall near the other end of that line and found myself in the mid­dle of elk hunt­ing sea­son. Luck­ily, I don’t have antlers or I might have fallen vic­tim to some week­end bowhunter.

  44. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    LAMary,
    I’ve taken that train ride a cou­ple of times. It runs from Chama, NM to Antonito, CO. I’ve done the run once dur­ing early Octo­ber and the foliage was stun­ning. It is kind of amaz­ing how an ani­mal that large can dis­ap­pear into the woods, or more alarm­ingly, appear right beside the road at dusk.

    I try and stay the hell out of the woods dur­ing hunt­ing sea­son. I think they are far too many hunters like Da Yoop­ers in the video in Nancy’s ini­tial com­ments. Cheney’s lawyer friend didn’t have antlers either, but Cheney shot him any­way.

  45. MaryC said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    What kills me about that blog fea­tur­ing the shot of Sarah with the gun? The com­ments start a lit­tle after 5 PM and at 10 AM the next morn­ing they are still point­ing out that this is a shot­gun not a rifle and yes this is a safe way to carry it you doo­fus. I started count­ing the num­ber of com­ments that said this and gave up at about 30. Then I started count­ing the num­ber of com­ments that quoted that old saw about bet­ter to be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove you’re one. How about prov­ing you can read the com­ments before you post one?

  46. Catherine said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    The Cum­bres & Toltec is the nar­row gauge train, and a must do in North­ern NM (back to that con­ver­sa­tion about where you’d like to travel).

    And, count me among the moosep­a­razzi, in fact most any wild ani­mal­parazzi. We had a teenage bear vis­i­ta­tion at a recent retreat in our local LA moun­tains, and you could not tear me away from it. If a ranger had tried any­thing more than shout­ing to move him along, I prob­a­bly would have harshed on the ranger, just like the folks in Ish­pem­ing.

  47. nancy said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    How about prov­ing you can read the com­ments before you post one?

    Mary, you’re ask­ing for restraint and com­mon sense…from the inter­net? Ha ha ha ha ha.

  48. whitebeard said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Ah, an angry moose, 1,500 pounds of fury run­ning at 35 mph is some­thing not to mess with. In North­ern Ontario years back, a moose heard the horn from an early diesel loco­mo­tive and thought it was a tri­umphant moose boast­ing of his con­quest of a female. What is one to do but charge the other moose.
    The charg­ing moose died of his injuries but he killed the loco­mo­tive on the spot, prob­a­bly antlers through the radi­a­tor, and the train had to wait until a new loco­mo­tive was sent up as a replace­ment. The solu­tion was to change the sound of the diesel horn.
    Moose are extremely short-tempered and thus are unpre­dictable; does that remind you of a cer­tain pres­i­den­tial can­di­date?

  49. alex said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Scrolling through quickly, I couldn’t tell if any­one linked it above, the the McCain-Palin Mob video has been updated with a new one. Amaz­ing this shit’s not mak­ing the six o’clock news:

    http://​www​.huff​in​g​ton​post​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​1​0​/​0​9​/​m​c​c​a​i​n​-​p​a​l​i​n​-​r​a​l​l​y​-​a​t​t​e​n​d​_​n​_​1​3​3​2​4​0.html

    Edit: This stuff ought to be jux­ta­posed with the footage from the high school in Lit­tle Rock. The sim­i­lar­i­ties are eerie.

  50. Julie Robinson said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Pad­dyo and LAMary, it’s entirely pos­si­ble they were elk. As I said, it was really dark!

  51. joodyb said on October 9th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    i can’t believe some­one named keat­ing would stick his neck out right now. talk about pulling out your last-hour ammo.

    http://​www​.huff​in​g​ton​post​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​1​0​/​0​9​/​m​c​c​a​i​n​-​c​o​-​c​h​a​i​r​-​c​a​l​l​s​-​o​b​a​_​n​_​1​3​3​3​6​9.html

    there seems to be no way to tell if these two are related. odd.

  52. joodyb said on October 9th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    well, at least there’s this (from mcclatchy):

    ANCHORAGE, Alaska _ The Alaska Supreme Court on Thurs­day rejected an attempt by a group of six Repub­li­can leg­is­la­tors to shut down the state Legislature’s inves­ti­ga­tion of Gov. Sarah Palin.
    The rul­ing means that Steve Branch­flower, the inves­ti­ga­tor hired by the Leg­isla­tive Coun­cil, will release his report as sched­uled on Fri­day. Branch­flower is look­ing into Palin’s dis­missal of her pub­lic safety com­mis­sioner, Walt Mon­e­gan, and whether she improp­erly pres­sured him to fire a state trooper divorced from her sis­ter.

  53. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    In the new issue of TIME, David von Drehle adds to the chron­i­cles of com­pet­ing anx­i­eties over race and eco­nom­ics that we’ve been see­ing (i.e., Anne Hull on Michi­gan and George Packer on Ohio).

    Writ­ing from Miis­souri where things are not quite so des­per­ate, he still finds lots of Repub­li­cans look­ing for a new direc­tion. Inter­est­ingly, sev­eral of the peo­ple he spoke with men­tioned McCain’s “the fun­da­men­tals of the econ­omy are strong” remark as a kind of “last straw”.

  54. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​4​W​r​o​j​0FLvzs

    more Barack detrac­tors. One con­tin­ues to sup­port Hillary.

  55. Deborah said on October 9th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Dri­ving from Chicago to our place in Abiquiu, New Mex­ico we saw a moose run­ning along the woods next to the high­way near Granby Col­orado. We always like to drive down along the west­ern slope of the rock­ies even though it is out of the way. The east­ern side from Den­ver through to Pueblo and beyond is just ruined now. If you want to see wildlife for­get it. We are going to Abiquiu this com­ing week­end, stay­ing for the week but fly­ing not dri­ving because we don’t have much time. usu­ally this com­ing week is full fall color along the Chama river in Abiquiu, hop­ing it is that way again this year. The most vivid gold you have ever seen.

  56. bo-regard said on October 9th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Years ago a buddy and I flew a small air­plane, a Beechcraft Bonanza, from Schaum­burg IL to Alaska and fol­lowed the Yukon River north to the Arc­tic Cir­cle and back. Took a nice pic­ture of a moose and two calves going for a swim in the river. At 100 feet in the air, didn’t seem too risky, but from what I’ve read here, maybe we shoulda climbed to about 200 feet before snap­ping the pic­ture.

  57. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    My one moose rem­i­nis­cence.

    We were stay­ing at Lone Moun­tain Ranch (it later became Big Sky when Chet Hunt­ley bought it) but at the time we were there it was a work­ing cat­tle ranch that hosted dudes in the sum­mer to make money. We were on a day ride and ran into a moose and her calf. Sam, the owner of the ranch, got down and took a chunk out of the calf’s ear with his knife, said he was brand­ing it as belong­ing to his ranch. As a kid, I didn’t think any­thing about it, but think­ing back it seems like an unnec­es­sary inflic­tion of pain on a small ani­mal. I assume the calf was reunited with its mother after the herd of us left.

  58. whitebeard said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Wait a minute, how can Short-Tempered Moose McNasty accuse Obama of asso­ci­at­ing with ter­ror­ist Bill Ayers, when the charges against Ayers were dropped as per Wikipedia “Berna­dine Dohrn and Bill Ayers turned them­selves in on Decem­ber 3, 1980, in New York, with sub­stan­tial media cov­er­age. Charges were dropped for Ayers. Dohrn received three years pro­ba­tion and a $15,000 fine.”
    Can you still be con­sid­ered a ter­ror­ist if you are not con­victed as such, do not serve jail time as such and have the charges dropped?
    On the true moose of this post­ing, I remem­ber a buddy in the army in The Soo would head north on Algoma Cen­tral Rail­way each year, hunt and kill a moose for win­ter food for his fam­ily. The south­bound train would stop wher­ever a hunter had hauled the moose along the tracks and have a spe­cial car in which to hang the moose to bring it back to The Soo.

  59. Gasman said on October 10th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    The Huff​in​g​ton​post​.com footage of the McCain/Palin sup­port­ers out­side the ral­lies in Ohio and Penn­syl­va­nia should make us all ashamed that these buf­foons are fel­low Amer­i­can cit­i­zens that have the right to vote. Igno­rance and stink­ing big­otry are not virtues to be cel­e­brated. Unfor­tu­nately, these folks seem to fairly typ­ify the views of far too many McCain/Palin sup­port­ers.

    I have yet to hear a sen­si­ble, cogent, ratio­nal argu­ment that explains the McCain/Palin plat­form or an individual’s sup­port for the same. Every McCain/Palin sup­porter that I have encoun­tered in per­son, in print, or on TV or radio gives voice to such abom­inable tripe. Cries of “He’s a Mus­lim,” or “He’s a ter­ror­ist,” or “He’s a babykiller” seem to pre­dom­i­nate. Slightly less offen­sive are the asser­tions that “He is social­ist” (i.e., Com­mu­nist), “He will tax us to death,” or “He wants big gov­ern­ment.” I find the last espe­cially amus­ing as the present Repub­li­can admin­is­tra­tion is respon­si­ble for the biggest, most expen­sive gov­ern­ment in our his­tory. But let’s not the facts get in the way of our mind­less pas­sions.

    If the McCain/Palin ticket and the Repub­li­can Party are so vastly supe­rior, why do they rely so heav­ily on neg­a­tive per­sonal attacks? If their ideas and their record is so com­pelling, why not just make the cam­paign one of issues and let the vot­ers decide? Why the need for car­toon­ish hyper­bole? Why the fear mon­ger­ing? Why do so many McCain/Palin sup­port­ers seem to feel that calls for vio­lence against Obama are jus­ti­fied? They had bet­ter tem­per their remarks by the sec­ond week of Novem­ber, because after that the Secret Ser­vice will take a dim view of any pub­licly uttered death threat toward a Pres­i­dent Elect.

    This type of behav­ior is sim­ply un-American to the core. If they can­not sup­port their party’s can­di­date with­out impugn­ing the patri­o­tism, the cit­i­zen­ship, or the very human­ity of their oppo­nent, what does that say of them and their party? Is this really some­thing to be proud of?

    I found the McCain/Palin sup­port­ers in the videos to be no less offen­sive than those south­ern racist big­ots from the 50’s and 60’s who thought noth­ing of direct­ing vio­lence and hatred toward chil­dren. The few thoughts that seem to rat­tle around the skulls of these mod­ern big­ots seem to come straight from Lim­baugh, O’Reilly, Han­nity, or increas­ingly the McCain/Palin cam­paign itself. Why would any think­ing, patri­otic cit­i­zen be attracted to such mind­less and vio­lent rhetoric?

    For those of you who doubt that the events that lead to the Holo­caust could ever hap­pen again or that they could hap­pen here: think again. If what I heard was not fas­cism, what is? The folks in those videos would proudly don their brown shirts and jack boots and do their party’s bid­ding. Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! The McCain/Palin fas­cists are on the march.

    I am a patri­otic Amer­i­can and I will proudly cast my vote for Bar­rack Obama.

  60. Jolene said on October 10th, 2008 at 12:58 am

    The Post has a mod­er­ately inter­est­ing account of Sarah Palin’s effort to become a national fig­ure prior to her selec­tion as the VP can­di­date. She’s a striver–no doubt about it.

  61. moe99 said on October 10th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Octo­ber 10, 2008
    By: Hilzoy

    Tem­per, Tem­per

    Here’s a story about John McCain’s tem­per (h/t):

    “McCain’s game is craps. So is Jeff Dearth’s. Jeff was at the table when McCain showed up and hap­pily made room for him. Appar­ently there is some kind of rule or tra­di­tion in craps that everyone’s hands are sup­posed to be above the table when the dice are about to be thrown. McCain — “very likely dis­tracted by one of the many peo­ple who approached him that evening,” Jeff says char­i­ta­bly — appar­ently was vio­lat­ing this rule. A small middle-aged woman at the table, appar­ently a “reg­u­lar,” reached out and pulled McCain’s arm away. I’ll let Jeff take over the story:

    “McCain imme­di­ately turned to the woman and said between clenched teeth: ‘DON’T TOUCH ME.’ The woman started to explain…McCain inter­rupted her: ‘DON’T TOUCH ME,’ he repeated viciously. The woman again tried to explain. ‘DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO?’ McCain con­tin­ued, his voice ris­ing and his hands now raised in the ‘bring it on’ posi­tion. He was red-faced. By this time all the action at the table had stopped. I was com­pletely shocked. McCain had totally lost it, and in the space of about ten sec­onds. ‘Sir, you must be cour­te­ous to the other play­ers at the table,’ the pit boss said to McCain. “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? ASK ANYBODY AROUND HERE WHO I AM.”

    This being Puerto Rico, the pit boss might not have known McCain. But the sen­a­tor con­tin­ued in full fury — “DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”– and cri­sis was avoided only when Jeff offered to change places and stand between McCain and the woman who had touched his arm.”

    There’s more:
    http://​tinyurl​.com/​3tvwzk

  62. MichaelG said on October 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    The war in Iraq is going nowhere. The war in A-stan is going down the tube at an alarm­ing rate. The world econ­omy is in a melt­down. Mil­lions of Amer­i­cans are fac­ing the loss of jobs, sav­ings, houses or all three and all this shit­bird can talk about is who Obama may have had lunch with 20 years ago. Talk about tak­ing your­self out of the debate.

  63. caliban said on October 11th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    The war in Iraq isn’nt going abny­where. FUBAR You’d have to be a fuck­ing idiot. The war in Afghanistan, that’s just FUAR? Bush admin­is­tra­tion is such a spec­tac­u­lar liar, they make this shit up fpr the get go. If some­bod­edy cab tell they weren’t lyinf their ass off, they’re a seri­ous lyar. If you say I’m bot telling the truth, you’r a liar.