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A few words about moose.

We have a minor moose story unfold­ing in the U.P.: Author­i­ties shot and killed a female of the species Mon­day. It had wan­dered into the bustling metrop­o­lis of Ish­pem­ing, and after fail­ing to drive it safely out of town, the DNR and local police said they had no choice. They also said their efforts were thwarted by gawk­ers who sur­rounded the ani­mal, tak­ing pic­tures and con­fus­ing it. The crowd was also, shall we say, highly crit­i­cal of the exe­cu­tion. To get a sense of the mood in Ishpeming:

“Peo­ple are yelling that we should be fired,” (DNR moose biol­o­gist Brian) Roell said, “but we had to make a tough, unfor­tu­nate decision.”

Police Chief Jim Bjorne said: “We would not have had to kill that cow moose if the pub­lic did not act like the paparazzi, chas­ing it around like it was some type of Hol­ly­wood movie star.”

Plenty of res­i­dents say the offi­cials made an uncon­scionable deci­sion. And their anger appears to be spreading.

Take Richard Tyynis­maa, 64, a long­time res­i­dent. “The police are tak­ing a lot of heat,” he said. “We would like them to explain the hows and whys of what hap­pened. I find this totally offen­sive. There is absolutely no rea­son for putting that cow down. If she was act­ing erratic, it’s prob­a­bly only because she was just try­ing to pro­tect her calves.”

Yes, calves, plural. The cow had two spring calves at her side, which dis­ap­peared into the woods after the shoot­ing. Moose cus­tom­ar­ily stay with their weaned young until the fol­low­ing spring, so their chances of sur­viv­ing win­ter just went down a bit.

As you can imag­ine, this inci­dent has spread rip­ples through­out the state, although, to be sure, it’s also gen­er­ated some totally awe­some head­lines, like, ohhhh, “Chief Bjorne speaks out about moose” and Does one moose’s death under­mine Michigan’s rein­tro­duc­tion ini­tia­tive? (DNR says no. The pub­lic, how­ever, is furi­ous.) The Free Press out­doors writer knows where to point the fin­ger: Gawk­ers to blame for U.P. moose deba­cle, he thun­ders. Ahem:

A lot of the crit­i­cism of the police and DNR was based on sheer igno­rance. One writer couldn’t under­stand why the cops didn’t just lasso the moose and lead it away. I wish I could give that per­son a lasso, get him to within throw­ing range of a 1,000-pound, pan­icked moose and stand back to watch the fun.

Peo­ple have been killed by moose cows that were pro­tect­ing calves from what the moose viewed as poten­tial preda­tors. A moose’s hooves are big and sharp, and being kicked by one would be like being hit by a base­ball bat swung by the Tigers’ Miguel Cabrera.

As for me, I think it’s pretty amaz­ing when a town in the U.P. — a land where rifles surely out­num­ber peo­ple — can gen­er­ate a) 100 – 200 moosep­a­razzi; b) enough peo­ple defy­ing direct police order to reach crit­i­cal mass; and c) ani­mal lovers will­ing to speak up against the death of a large ungu­late. Towns like Ish­pem­ing are kept alive in large part by hunt­ing, after all; one of the best sto­ries I ever read in the Free Press was 20-some years ago, a mag­a­zine piece that sketched the weird­ness of deer sea­son Up North. (The party stores lay in extra sup­plies of Juggs and Hus­tler; entre­pre­neurs sell freshly killed bucks from pickup beds at bar-closing time, for hunters too loaded to be trusted with a weapon.) In three min­utes or so, you can get the same sense from Da Yoopers:

But moose aren’t deer, and are a fairly recent phe­nom­e­non in the U.P. The sto­ries men­tion the DNR’s rein­tro­duc­tion efforts with the species, import­ing them from Canada. I guess it has been going pretty well; twin calves are usu­ally a sign of good health in the mother and a sup­port­ive envi­ron­ment. I guess the Case of the Exe­cuted Moose Cow can be chalked up to col­lat­eral damage.

A cou­ple years ago, dur­ing the annual Brownie camp­ing trip, one of our num­ber was a mil­i­tary wife, who recalled giv­ing birth in a remote Alaska clinic where her hus­band was sta­tioned. A moose cow took up res­i­dence out­side her win­dow and pro­ceeded to lick the win­dow glass for hours on end, and no, I don’t know why, either, but she said this was very com­mon in Alaska, that everyone’s win­dows were smeared with moose saliva. Huh. She also said moose delays were a fact of life, when one or two would wan­der into your yard and decide to stay a while, and if one was between you and your car, it was a per­fectly accept­able rea­son to call in late to work, as it wasn’t safe to come too close to them.

I saw my first moose up close and per­sonal on Isle Royale. Alan was off fish­ing and I was tak­ing a lit­tle nature walk around our camp­site when I came around a bend in the trail and there she was — about as close as my dri­ve­way to my neighbor’s, chew­ing her cud. We looked at one another for a long moment. I looked around for a calf and didn’t see one, and relaxed a bit. We looked at one another a lit­tle longer. She went back to rumi­nat­ing. I turned around and went back. Later that week we passed one stand­ing just off the trail, hav­ing a pee. It sounded like a bucket being poured out onto dead leaves. There was another one in Yel­low­stone Park when I was camp­ing alone, and when I looked out the tent flap with­out my glasses and saw a large brown thing at the edge of the lake, I nearly had an unsched­uled pee myself, but I got my specs on before I let loose and relaxed.

And that’s all the moose I have been priv­i­leged to know. There were many spot­ted from the car in Yel­low­stone, some of which had calves. There is noth­ing cuter than a baby moose, and here I am includ­ing pup­pies, kit­tens and bun­nies. They have brown eyes the size of grape­fruit and cute floppy ears and com­i­cal Bull­win­kle noses. The idea of leav­ing not one but two with­out their mother is a crime against cute­ness, and that can never be tol­er­ated, not in this country.

Where am I going with this? To the blog­gage, I hope:

Why even professional-journalist blog­gers need edi­tors, so they don’t write ignorant-ass shit like this.

Watch­ing “Red Dawn” and laugh­ing uncon­trol­lably at it is one of my peak mem­o­ries of the ‘80s. David Plotz looks anew at John Mil­ius’ para­noid fan­tasy and finds it less funny today.

Be the first one on your block to get a ThatOne’08 T-shirt.

I’m off to the gym to get myself in tip-top shape for the com­ing depres­sion. I should just take up smok­ing and hope for an early death instead.

63 responses to
“A few words about moose.”

  1. Dwight said on October 9th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Er…

    So tell me, Queen of the Straw Man Lead, what exactly is wrong with a blog open dis­cus­sion about using stock pho­tos for smear purposes?

  2. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    errrr, uhh­hhh, I thought she was refer­ring to the inane “Can’t you shoot your foot off like that?” with a weapon that is clearly disabled…but, errr, uhhhh, I don’t know bup­kis about shootin’ irons, and if,errrr, uhhhh, I was gonna write some­thing about ‘em, an edi­tor would help!

    Err, by way of say­ing, uhhhh — I don’t think the issue that the Pro­pri­etress was rais­ing was the, errrr, stock photo, but rather the, uhh­hhh, inane com­ment about the open stock of the weapon!

  3. derwood said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    I had to look up ungu­late. I’m not sure why I didn’t know it.

    That One web­site is hilarious.

    d

  4. Julie Robinson said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    We saw a herd of moose on a remote road in Col­orado sev­eral years ago. Very dark and great for star gaz­ing. No so great for see­ing moose. For­tu­nately our son has eagle eyes and we barely avoided hit­ting them. We were in our daughter’s Escort and I’ve no doubt it would have crum­pled like alu­minum foil. They are mas­sive and impres­sive. If you spend your life in urban and sub­ur­ban areas, it’s easy to for­get that you don’t have con­trol over such forces of nature.

  5. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Hell, it’s a shot­gun, not a rifle. Even I know that. Igno­rance of weapons is one of the prob­lems that just won’t go away among reporters and edi­tors at our paper and many other peri­od­i­cals other than Out­door Life.

  6. Andrea said on October 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Palin was fea­tured on the cover of Newsweek on 9/8 & 9/15 and now on the lat­est 10/13 issue. The lat­est cover is the newest “scan­dal du jour” — the too-close, untouched photo of Palin. That LA Times blog post is woe­fully old news since the rifle/shotgun cover was from 9/15 and they just posted about it on 10/8, the same day every­one was talk­ing about the 10/13 cover instead.

  7. Catherine said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    I’m pos­si­bly the orig­i­nal arugala-eating, gun-hating, too much grad-school attend­ing sub­ur­ban­ite, and even I know that’s a shot­gun, not a rifle, and it’s deployed safely. Prob­a­bly that’s why the pile-on in the comments.

  8. nancy said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    I don’t think Dwight likes me. [Pout.]

    I thought the point was obvi­ous: Not only is that weapon not a rifle, Palin is hold­ing it pre­cisely accord­ing to Hoyle — breech open, impos­si­ble to fire. I’m still unsure if the writer/blogger was being stu­pid on purpose.

    The new Newsweek arrived yes­ter­day, and I winced, even as I imme­di­ately got the point: It’s the warts-and-all story. Just goes to showya (as Palin might say), even beau­ti­ful women have their flaws. They have pores, anyway.

  9. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Some inspi­ra­tion for late-stage polit­i­cal vol­un­teerism: The Really Busy Person’s Guide to Polit­i­cal Activism: Life-Hacking for Partisans

  10. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Some yahoo called the paper this week to com­plain that the ads for Oprah’s TV show that we’ve been run­ning at the bot­tom of the front page, fea­tur­ing her mug, are part of our con­spir­acy to sub­lim­i­nally pro­mote the can­di­dacy of Barack Obama. Yes­ter­day, we had a front-page ad for Mat­tress Mart that fea­tured an attrac­tive white woman wear­ing glasses. Don’t think we’ve heard from any­one rip­ping us for sub­lim­i­nally pro­mot­ing Sarah Palin’s candidacy.

  11. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​j​x​z​m​aXAg9E

    inter­views w/ McCain Palin sup­port­ers in Strongsville, OH. Ugly.

  12. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    You have my sym­pa­thy, Kirk. In my occa­sional for­ays to the loonier out­posts of the Inter­net, I’m amazed to see what peo­ple use as evi­dence of one kind of con­spir­acy or another. “The polls”, of course, are clearly biased, or so say some McCain sup­port­ers. Unfor­tu­nately, they don’t have an expla­na­tion for why the same polls showed that McCain was doing well for a brief period after the con­ven­tion. That bias, I guess, just cropped up in the past cou­ple of weeks.

  13. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    “Look at his blood line.”

    Thnx Moe.

  14. caliban said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Miss Sarah junts moose from an air­plane. Another cir­cle in hell for unmit­i­gated yahoos that pull that sort of merde and act like it makes them the one with the nads in the family.

    And how many times can McCain have TIA’s and claim that’s what he meant in the first place?

    http://​www​.politico​.com/​n​e​w​s​/​s​t​o​r​i​e​s​/​1​0​0​8​/​1​4​4​1​4.html

    And if you can look at the accom­pa­ny­ing pho­to­graph and claim he isn’t a dead ringer for the glut­to­nous green ghost at the Hotel Sedgewick, you may be hav­ing a sun­downer moment of your own. Screw the Scary black man meme. How about the ter­mi­nally dys­pep­tic rictus?

  15. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

  16. nancy said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    I don’t think she hunts moose from the sky. No need to waste the fuel. You just walk into the woods, find one and take aim. It’s like hunt­ing cows.

  17. MichaelG said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    I think it was wolves she was hunt­ing from a chopper.

    Der­wood, isn’t “ungu­late” what a strip­per does? Right? So meese are a species of stripper.

  18. beb said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    I was think­ing that if that town had just flown in Sarah Palin she could have shot the moose from her plane, because, don­cha know, “it’s OK if you are a Republican.”

  19. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    from the Con­necti­cut State House:

    In chat­ting about the debate this morn­ing, Speaker Amann said “it looked like You Tube ver­sus feed­ing tube.”

  20. beb said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Nancy wrote: I’m off to the gym to get myself in tip-top shape for the com­ing depres­sion. I should just take up smok­ing and hope for an early death instead. which reminds me of a line from the British show Absolutely Fab­u­lous. When reminded that smok­ing kills, the friend snarls, “Not reliably!”

    It’s been said that Oil Com­pa­nies always drive down the price of gas just before an elec­tion so that peo­ple will vote Repub­li­can. Oth­ers dis­agree. I saw gas in Detroit today at $3.09, over a dol­lar less than it was a month ago. NowI under­stand than win­ter gas is cheaper than sum­mer gas because the com­pa­nies don’t have to refine out all the low-weight mol­e­cules. (Which dur­ing the sum­mer evap­o­rate and cre­ate smog.) But with all the hur­ri­cane related dam­age on the gulf, to plat­forms and refiner­ies, I can’t imag­ine the price of gas drop­ping by over as dol­lar. It just don’t make sense. Con­spir­acy? We’ll know for sure after the election.

  21. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    John, that is hys­ter­i­cal. Great line. I’ve heard a lot of sim­i­lar com­ments. Some­one on some TV show referred to McCain “hob­bling” around the stage. That seemed a lit­tle strong, but there is no doubt that Sen. Obama’s phys­i­cal grace and daz­zling smile are won­der­ful polit­i­cal assets.

    But, really, I am get­ting ner­vous. McCain’s des­per­a­tion and mean­ness and the gulli­bil­ity of the “low-information voter” are not a good combination.

  22. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    We are using a logo with elec­tion sto­ries that says VOTE 2008, with a star where the O is. Some Obama nut called and claimed that the star was the exact same one used on McCain posters, and we were try­ing to get peo­ple to vote for McCain. We actu­ally changed the star to one more “neutral.”

    And after we endorse (prob­a­bly McCain, maybe this week­end), that will set them all off again — both sides.

  23. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    pssst! Indi­ana gets another post at fivethir​tyeight​.com

    http://​www​.fivethir​tyeight​.com/

    an excerpt:

    Obama moved into high gear in the Hoosier State in mid-June, only a few weeks after the May 6 pri­mary, and the abil­ity to have a late pri­mary allowed Obama to essen­tially con­tinue oper­at­ing at full bore right from the getgo. With unem­ploy­ment in Indi­ana at its high­est rate since 1987 and aver­age wages down $4,000 since Bush took office in 2000, Swain said, Indi­anans Hoosiers are hun­gry for change. [Note: Swain didn’t say “Indi­anans,” I did. Sorry everybody.]

    Still, Swain acknowl­edges it’s an uphill fight. “His­tory was not on our side” when the cam­paign decided to work a large cam­paign here. When the polls were a lit­tle tighter, many crit­i­cized the Obama effort, argu­ing that Indi­ana couldn’t pos­si­bly go blue, and that work­ing the ground here is a waste of resources. Instead, we have a race that, in Dan Rather-speak, is as tight as a tick. Recent polls have showed the race within the mar­gin of error, and the Obama cam­paign is con­fi­dent that in a coin flip race — a bet­ter ground game can make the difference.

    and another shot at Bel­mont University -

    My smashed lap­top in tow (and really, what a great debate host­ing effort by Bel­mont Uni­ver­sity, once again, it was awe­some to have five dif­fer­ent peo­ple flatly refuse us access to even a restroom after we’d had to sit for hours behind a 14-car pileup on I-65), we’re already at Barack Obama’s Day­ton, Ohio rally, and we’re headed toward the Palin rally in Wilm­ing­ton later this afternoon.

  24. caliban said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Thanks to HL, we don’t call them strip­pers. They’re ecdysi­asts. Bal­ti­more Bard had a word for those vot­ers Jolene is wor­ried about, too. Booboisee. The aston­ish­ing thing is that they think they’re in on the joke.

    My fel­low prisoners?!?!

    http://​www​.then​ation​.com/​b​l​o​g​s​/​c​a​m​p​a​i​g​n​m​a​t​t​e​r​s​/​370334

    Gidge thinks “He meant to say that.”

    It really is rea­son­able to won­der whether McCain is suf­fer­ing tran­sient ischemic events, or if he’s ter­mi­nally wool­gath­er­ing. Alzheimers pres­i­dents let Ollie North run the coun­try and the Con­sti­tu­tion gets tram­pled. I’ve got a friend that’s a neu­rol­o­gist, and when she saw this

    http://​suzieqq​.word​press​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​1​0​/​0​1​/​u​r​g​e​n​t​-​c​h​e​c​k​-​o​u​t​-​m​c​c​a​i​n​s​-face/

    she said “TIE”. Per­haps the tragic moose hunt­ing acci­dent won’t be nec­es­sary. Despite his closet racism (howz­about palling around with Evan “Pick­aninny” Mecham?) and the appar­ent hon­orec­tomy, I don’t wish McCain ill. (Smirk­ing W, another story.) But a McCain vote seems a likely Palin vote. She believes God told her Alaska is big­ger than Biden’s Con­gres­sional dis­trict, and the anointed last refuge in end times. McCain’s old, these things hap­pen. His run­ning mate’s a nitwit, who exceeds debate expec­ta­tions by not pulling a Fred­die Rum­sen on TV.

  25. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    cal­iban — fas­ci­nat­ing link, regard­ing McCain’s sud­den facial change, and disorientation.

    Wow.

  26. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Wow, an Evan Mecham ref­er­ence. Now that’s reach­ing back, caliban.

  27. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Dwight,
    You epit­o­mize the con­ser­v­a­tive ver­sion of an intel­lec­tual response. The irony seems to have eluded you; y’all just don’t get it.

    For those of you who have not seen it yet:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​K​f​s​s​a​Ae6ir0

    What exactly did McCain mean by “that one”? Was he just doing his usual smart-ass schtick? Was this a not so sub­tle hint that Obama is “one” of “THEM” and we know we can’t trust THEM?

    By inject­ing the specter of white racism into the con­test, McCain has reached a new low even for his cam­paign from the gut­ter. McCain is an amoral cow­ard that will do, say, eat, or kiss any­one or any­thing that he think will serve the cause of advanc­ing his pres­i­den­tial ambi­tions. He has shown no decency or honor at any point in this cam­paign. He, along with his idiot side­kick, deserve to go down in igno­min­ious defeat. They should be remem­bered as mod­els for how decent peo­ple do not behave when run­ning for pub­lic office.

    They are SO going to lose.

  28. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    IMHO, I did not read any racism in the “that one” com­ment. McCain was pos­ing a rhetor­i­cal ques­tion where the pre­sumed answer would be “This one” (mean­ing McCain him­self) or “That one” (Obama). Was this a clumsy sen­tence? It sure was, but I do not feel there was any deeper mean­ing than that.

  29. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I agree. Not racist. Dis­re­spect­ful, but not racist.

  30. brian stouder said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I can­not imag­ine W refer­ring to Algore or Kerry as “that one”; nor can I imag­ine GHWB refer­ring to Dukakis or WJC as “that one”; nor can I imag­ine RR refer­ring to Pres­i­dent Carter or Wal­ter Mon­dale as “that one”.

    Not racist; but gassy con­de­scen­sion from the same pre­sump­tu­ous swamps that breed racism and racist-style igno­rant atti­tudes, imo.

    Whereas Obama has been unfail­ingly col­lea­gial and (dare we say it?) pres­i­den­tial, McCain has been unfail­ingly dis­re­spect­ful (as Jolene says), dis­mis­sive, and rude. (and yes — the inabil­ity to at least appear to be polite is a demerit, when one is seek­ing the sort of raw power that a Pres­i­dent of the United States is entrusted with)

  31. caliban said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    “That one” sounded dis­tress­ingly like Poppy assur­ing the nation that he loved all his grand­chil­dren, includ­ing “the lit­tle brown ones”.

    http://​www​.pink​thun​der​.com/​p​i​n​k​t​h​u​n​d​e​r​/​2​0​0​3​/​1​2​/​b​u​s​h​_​a​n​d​_​t​h​e​_​l​i.html

    Yup, out­dated link, but ger­main. If this were Miller Analo­gies, I’d say Republicans:clueless racism::shit:stink.

  32. John said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    I still dis­agree. I’m cer­tainly not defend­ing McCain’s poorly cho­sen words, but lis­ten to the gist of what he said. He asked “Which Sen­a­tor … ” and if he had sim­ply responded to his ques­tion with “That Sen­a­tor”, then there would have been no con­tro­versy. But he chose to use the pro­noun “One” instead of repeat­ing the use of the word “Sen­a­tor”. I inter­pret this as a ref­er­ence to an equal and not con­de­scend­ing nor dis­re­spect­ful. Just an incred­i­bly awk­ward phrase.

  33. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    John,
    I totally dis­agree. He did NOT refer to him­self as “this one” which he should have done for your ver­sion to make any sense. McCain has con­sis­tently shown that no tac­tic is too loath­some for him to try. This remark is also con­comi­tant to the right’s new ver­sion of who is respon­si­ble for the finan­cial melt­down: those crafty minori­ties who forced those benev­o­lent rich bankers into giv­ing them mort­gages that the lat­ter knew the for­mer could not afford. Add to that charges from Palin that Obama is sym­pa­thetic to ter­ror­ists and the con­tin­ued attempt to label Obama a non-American, Mus­lim, effete, out of touch hyper-liberal who wants noth­ing more than to enslave us with oppres­sive taxes and big gov­ern­ment. Oh, and he’s a baby killer, too.

    The racism card fits right in with the legion of dis­hon­est and dis­hon­or­able tac­tics that McCain has already employed. As McCain falls inex­orably in the polls, why should it come as a sur­prise that he would des­per­ately intro­duce an even sleazier tone to his cam­paign? He hasn’t been even remotely hon­or­able up until now.

  34. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    As I love a good sing-a-long:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​7​D​I​c​8​jdra0o

    Every­body sing:

    “Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin’
    doesn’t mean you have the ammo to nego­ti­ate with Putin,
    Are you on coke?
    This fuckin’ country’s up in smoke.
    Oh, what a joke.”

    I couldn’t have said it bet­ter myself.

  35. alex said on October 9th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    “That one” struck me, at the moment of its utter­ance, as con­de­scen­sion and also as delib­er­ate. I knew right then that it would become the most mem­o­rable phrase of the evening.

    Kirk, say it ain’t so. The Dis­patch could still endorse McCain after all this?

  36. paddyo' said on October 9th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Late to the con­ver­sa­tion but won­der­ing, Julie — did you really see a “herd” of moose in Col­orado? They live here but are rare and far-flung. Rarer still are moose that actu­ally herd up. They’re pretty soli­tary crit­ters except, of course, when mat­ing or with a cou­ple of calves along, like this unfor­tu­nate one in Michi­gan. I’m won­der­ing if, rather, you saw a herd of ELK.

    BTW, an inter­est­ing twist on those words:

    In Nor­way, you know what they call moose?
    Uh-huh: ELK.
    Go figure.

  37. LAMary said on October 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Pad­dyo’
    I was won­der­ing about the Col­orado mooses myself. Elks, yes, but I never saw any moose in my years in the Cen­ten­nial State.

  38. Kirk said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    If I were a bet­ting man, I’d bet that, yes, McCain will get it. I do not have any inside infor­ma­tion. I steer as clear of that oper­a­tion as pos­si­ble. In fact, I argue that edi­to­r­ial pages have been out­moded for decades. Those endorse­ments just make life even more com­pli­cated for us.

  39. joodyb said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    benefit-of-the-doubt view of tired old candidate’s asser­tion: maybe not con­sciously racist. but real­ist says those such expres­sions emanate at the very least from the crotch­ety great-grampa every­one stays away from cuz he’s a lit­tle crayzee.
    oh, and what kirk says.

  40. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    I too, was doubt­ful about the herd of moose. I sus­pected it was elk instead. How­ever, the proper term for a bunch of elk is not “herd” but rather, “gang.” The largest gath­er­ing of elk gangs is right down here in New Mex­ico, just a short drive from my home.

  41. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

  42. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Sev­eral years ago, I vis­ited rel­a­tives in Boul­der in the fall, which is mat­ing sea­son for elk. They wanted me to hear the elk “bugling”, which is the term used for the rut­ting call of the males.

    So we went to a park and perched on rocks above a big open area – a meadow, i sup­pose. As dusk fell, sev­eral dozen elk came down out of the hills. We hadn’t seen them at all, so it seemed as if they were emerg­ing in response to a sig­nal that only they could hear. Then the bugling began. We stayed as long as we could, just watch­ing and lis­ten­ing. Quite an expe­ri­ence to observe a social sys­tem that is, at once, so sim­i­lar to and so dif­fer­ent from ours.

  43. LAMary said on October 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    The gangs I saw were in CO not far from you Gas­man, in the south­ern part of the state. Do you know the nar­row gauge train that goes to Chama? I was camp­ing one fall near the other end of that line and found myself in the mid­dle of elk hunt­ing sea­son. Luck­ily, I don’t have antlers or I might have fallen vic­tim to some week­end bowhunter.

  44. Gasman said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    LAMary,
    I’ve taken that train ride a cou­ple of times. It runs from Chama, NM to Antonito, CO. I’ve done the run once dur­ing early Octo­ber and the foliage was stun­ning. It is kind of amaz­ing how an ani­mal that large can dis­ap­pear into the woods, or more alarm­ingly, appear right beside the road at dusk.

    I try and stay the hell out of the woods dur­ing hunt­ing sea­son. I think they are far too many hunters like Da Yoop­ers in the video in Nancy’s ini­tial com­ments. Cheney’s lawyer friend didn’t have antlers either, but Cheney shot him anyway.

  45. MaryC said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    What kills me about that blog fea­tur­ing the shot of Sarah with the gun? The com­ments start a lit­tle after 5 PM and at 10 AM the next morn­ing they are still point­ing out that this is a shot­gun not a rifle and yes this is a safe way to carry it you doo­fus. I started count­ing the num­ber of com­ments that said this and gave up at about 30. Then I started count­ing the num­ber of com­ments that quoted that old saw about bet­ter to be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove you’re one. How about prov­ing you can read the com­ments before you post one?

  46. Catherine said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    The Cum­bres & Toltec is the nar­row gauge train, and a must do in North­ern NM (back to that con­ver­sa­tion about where you’d like to travel).

    And, count me among the moosep­a­razzi, in fact most any wild ani­mal­parazzi. We had a teenage bear vis­i­ta­tion at a recent retreat in our local LA moun­tains, and you could not tear me away from it. If a ranger had tried any­thing more than shout­ing to move him along, I prob­a­bly would have harshed on the ranger, just like the folks in Ishpeming.

  47. nancy said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    How about prov­ing you can read the com­ments before you post one?

    Mary, you’re ask­ing for restraint and com­mon sense…from the inter­net? Ha ha ha ha ha.

  48. whitebeard said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Ah, an angry moose, 1,500 pounds of fury run­ning at 35 mph is some­thing not to mess with. In North­ern Ontario years back, a moose heard the horn from an early diesel loco­mo­tive and thought it was a tri­umphant moose boast­ing of his con­quest of a female. What is one to do but charge the other moose.
    The charg­ing moose died of his injuries but he killed the loco­mo­tive on the spot, prob­a­bly antlers through the radi­a­tor, and the train had to wait until a new loco­mo­tive was sent up as a replace­ment. The solu­tion was to change the sound of the diesel horn.
    Moose are extremely short-tempered and thus are unpre­dictable; does that remind you of a cer­tain pres­i­den­tial candidate?

  49. alex said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Scrolling through quickly, I couldn’t tell if any­one linked it above, the the McCain-Palin Mob video has been updated with a new one. Amaz­ing this shit’s not mak­ing the six o’clock news:

    http://​www​.huff​in​g​ton​post​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​1​0​/​0​9​/​m​c​c​a​i​n​-​p​a​l​i​n​-​r​a​l​l​y​-​a​t​t​e​n​d​_​n​_​1​3​3​2​4​0.html

    Edit: This stuff ought to be jux­ta­posed with the footage from the high school in Lit­tle Rock. The sim­i­lar­i­ties are eerie.

  50. Julie Robinson said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Pad­dyo and LAMary, it’s entirely pos­si­ble they were elk. As I said, it was really dark!

  51. joodyb said on October 9th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    i can’t believe some­one named keat­ing would stick his neck out right now. talk about pulling out your last-hour ammo.

    http://​www​.huff​in​g​ton​post​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​1​0​/​0​9​/​m​c​c​a​i​n​-​c​o​-​c​h​a​i​r​-​c​a​l​l​s​-​o​b​a​_​n​_​1​3​3​3​6​9.html

    there seems to be no way to tell if these two are related. odd.

  52. joodyb said on October 9th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    well, at least there’s this (from mcclatchy):

    ANCHORAGE, Alaska _ The Alaska Supreme Court on Thurs­day rejected an attempt by a group of six Repub­li­can leg­is­la­tors to shut down the state Legislature’s inves­ti­ga­tion of Gov. Sarah Palin.
    The rul­ing means that Steve Branch­flower, the inves­ti­ga­tor hired by the Leg­isla­tive Coun­cil, will release his report as sched­uled on Fri­day. Branch­flower is look­ing into Palin’s dis­missal of her pub­lic safety com­mis­sioner, Walt Mon­e­gan, and whether she improp­erly pres­sured him to fire a state trooper divorced from her sister.

  53. Jolene said on October 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    In the new issue of TIME, David von Drehle adds to the chron­i­cles of com­pet­ing anx­i­eties over race and eco­nom­ics that we’ve been see­ing (i.e., Anne Hull on Michi­gan and George Packer on Ohio).

    Writ­ing from Miis­souri where things are not quite so des­per­ate, he still finds lots of Repub­li­cans look­ing for a new direc­tion. Inter­est­ingly, sev­eral of the peo­ple he spoke with men­tioned McCain’s “the fun­da­men­tals of the econ­omy are strong” remark as a kind of “last straw”.

  54. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​4​W​r​o​j​0FLvzs

    more Barack detrac­tors. One con­tin­ues to sup­port Hillary.

  55. Deborah said on October 9th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Dri­ving from Chicago to our place in Abiquiu, New Mex­ico we saw a moose run­ning along the woods next to the high­way near Granby Col­orado. We always like to drive down along the west­ern slope of the rock­ies even though it is out of the way. The east­ern side from Den­ver through to Pueblo and beyond is just ruined now. If you want to see wildlife for­get it. We are going to Abiquiu this com­ing week­end, stay­ing for the week but fly­ing not dri­ving because we don’t have much time. usu­ally this com­ing week is full fall color along the Chama river in Abiquiu, hop­ing it is that way again this year. The most vivid gold you have ever seen.

  56. bo-regard said on October 9th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Years ago a buddy and I flew a small air­plane, a Beechcraft Bonanza, from Schaum­burg IL to Alaska and fol­lowed the Yukon River north to the Arc­tic Cir­cle and back. Took a nice pic­ture of a moose and two calves going for a swim in the river. At 100 feet in the air, didn’t seem too risky, but from what I’ve read here, maybe we shoulda climbed to about 200 feet before snap­ping the picture.

  57. moe99 said on October 9th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    My one moose reminiscence.

    We were stay­ing at Lone Moun­tain Ranch (it later became Big Sky when Chet Hunt­ley bought it) but at the time we were there it was a work­ing cat­tle ranch that hosted dudes in the sum­mer to make money. We were on a day ride and ran into a moose and her calf. Sam, the owner of the ranch, got down and took a chunk out of the calf’s ear with his knife, said he was brand­ing it as belong­ing to his ranch. As a kid, I didn’t think any­thing about it, but think­ing back it seems like an unnec­es­sary inflic­tion of pain on a small ani­mal. I assume the calf was reunited with its mother after the herd of us left.

  58. whitebeard said on October 9th, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Wait a minute, how can Short-Tempered Moose McNasty accuse Obama of asso­ci­at­ing with ter­ror­ist Bill Ayers, when the charges against Ayers were dropped as per Wikipedia “Berna­dine Dohrn and Bill Ayers turned them­selves in on Decem­ber 3, 1980, in New York, with sub­stan­tial media cov­er­age. Charges were dropped for Ayers. Dohrn received three years pro­ba­tion and a $15,000 fine.“
    Can you still be con­sid­ered a ter­ror­ist if you are not con­victed as such, do not serve jail time as such and have the charges dropped?
    On the true moose of this post­ing, I remem­ber a buddy in the army in The Soo would head north on Algoma Cen­tral Rail­way each year, hunt and kill a moose for win­ter food for his fam­ily. The south­bound train would stop wher­ever a hunter had hauled the moose along the tracks and have a spe­cial car in which to hang the moose to bring it back to The Soo.

  59. Gasman said on October 10th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    The Huff​in​g​ton​post​.com footage of the McCain/Palin sup­port­ers out­side the ral­lies in Ohio and Penn­syl­va­nia should make us all ashamed that these buf­foons are fel­low Amer­i­can cit­i­zens that have the right to vote. Igno­rance and stink­ing big­otry are not virtues to be cel­e­brated. Unfor­tu­nately, these folks seem to fairly typ­ify the views of far too many McCain/Palin supporters.

    I have yet to hear a sen­si­ble, cogent, ratio­nal argu­ment that explains the McCain/Palin plat­form or an individual’s sup­port for the same. Every McCain/Palin sup­porter that I have encoun­tered in per­son, in print, or on TV or radio gives voice to such abom­inable tripe. Cries of “He’s a Mus­lim,” or “He’s a ter­ror­ist,” or “He’s a babykiller” seem to pre­dom­i­nate. Slightly less offen­sive are the asser­tions that “He is social­ist” (i.e., Com­mu­nist), “He will tax us to death,” or “He wants big gov­ern­ment.” I find the last espe­cially amus­ing as the present Repub­li­can admin­is­tra­tion is respon­si­ble for the biggest, most expen­sive gov­ern­ment in our his­tory. But let’s not the facts get in the way of our mind­less passions.

    If the McCain/Palin ticket and the Repub­li­can Party are so vastly supe­rior, why do they rely so heav­ily on neg­a­tive per­sonal attacks? If their ideas and their record is so com­pelling, why not just make the cam­paign one of issues and let the vot­ers decide? Why the need for car­toon­ish hyper­bole? Why the fear mon­ger­ing? Why do so many McCain/Palin sup­port­ers seem to feel that calls for vio­lence against Obama are jus­ti­fied? They had bet­ter tem­per their remarks by the sec­ond week of Novem­ber, because after that the Secret Ser­vice will take a dim view of any pub­licly uttered death threat toward a Pres­i­dent Elect.

    This type of behav­ior is sim­ply un-American to the core. If they can­not sup­port their party’s can­di­date with­out impugn­ing the patri­o­tism, the cit­i­zen­ship, or the very human­ity of their oppo­nent, what does that say of them and their party? Is this really some­thing to be proud of?

    I found the McCain/Palin sup­port­ers in the videos to be no less offen­sive than those south­ern racist big­ots from the 50’s and 60’s who thought noth­ing of direct­ing vio­lence and hatred toward chil­dren. The few thoughts that seem to rat­tle around the skulls of these mod­ern big­ots seem to come straight from Lim­baugh, O’Reilly, Han­nity, or increas­ingly the McCain/Palin cam­paign itself. Why would any think­ing, patri­otic cit­i­zen be attracted to such mind­less and vio­lent rhetoric?

    For those of you who doubt that the events that lead to the Holo­caust could ever hap­pen again or that they could hap­pen here: think again. If what I heard was not fas­cism, what is? The folks in those videos would proudly don their brown shirts and jack boots and do their party’s bid­ding. Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! The McCain/Palin fas­cists are on the march.

    I am a patri­otic Amer­i­can and I will proudly cast my vote for Bar­rack Obama.

  60. Jolene said on October 10th, 2008 at 12:58 am

    The Post has a mod­er­ately inter­est­ing account of Sarah Palin’s effort to become a national fig­ure prior to her selec­tion as the VP can­di­date. She’s a striver – no doubt about it.

  61. moe99 said on October 10th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Octo­ber 10, 2008
    By: Hilzoy

    Tem­per, Temper

    Here’s a story about John McCain’s tem­per (h/t):

    “McCain’s game is craps. So is Jeff Dearth’s. Jeff was at the table when McCain showed up and hap­pily made room for him. Appar­ently there is some kind of rule or tra­di­tion in craps that everyone’s hands are sup­posed to be above the table when the dice are about to be thrown. McCain — “very likely dis­tracted by one of the many peo­ple who approached him that evening,” Jeff says char­i­ta­bly — appar­ently was vio­lat­ing this rule. A small middle-aged woman at the table, appar­ently a “reg­u­lar,” reached out and pulled McCain’s arm away. I’ll let Jeff take over the story:

    “McCain imme­di­ately turned to the woman and said between clenched teeth: ‘DON’T TOUCH ME.’ The woman started to explain…McCain inter­rupted her: ‘DON’T TOUCH ME,’ he repeated viciously. The woman again tried to explain. ‘DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO?’ McCain con­tin­ued, his voice ris­ing and his hands now raised in the ‘bring it on’ posi­tion. He was red-faced. By this time all the action at the table had stopped. I was com­pletely shocked. McCain had totally lost it, and in the space of about ten sec­onds. ‘Sir, you must be cour­te­ous to the other play­ers at the table,’ the pit boss said to McCain. “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? ASK ANYBODY AROUND HERE WHO I AM.”

    This being Puerto Rico, the pit boss might not have known McCain. But the sen­a­tor con­tin­ued in full fury — “DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”– and cri­sis was avoided only when Jeff offered to change places and stand between McCain and the woman who had touched his arm.”

    There’s more:
    http://​tinyurl​.com/​3tvwzk

  62. MichaelG said on October 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    The war in Iraq is going nowhere. The war in A-stan is going down the tube at an alarm­ing rate. The world econ­omy is in a melt­down. Mil­lions of Amer­i­cans are fac­ing the loss of jobs, sav­ings, houses or all three and all this shit­bird can talk about is who Obama may have had lunch with 20 years ago. Talk about tak­ing your­self out of the debate.

  63. caliban said on October 11th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    The war in Iraq isn’nt going abny­where. FUBAR You’d have to be a fuck­ing idiot. The war in Afghanistan, that’s just FUAR? Bush admin­is­tra­tion is such a spec­tac­u­lar liar, they make this shit up fpr the get go. If some­bod­edy cab tell they weren’t lyinf their ass off, they’re a seri­ous lyar. If you say I’m bot telling the truth, you’r a liar.