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The witch on the block.

I tend to dis­en­gage from the news on the week­ends, except for the usual NPR, which is way too high-minded to cover a story like this.

And it was in my back yard!

UPDATE, via Kos and Detroitist: Oh, of course she was an alter­nate del­e­gate to the GOP con­ven­tion.

32 responses to
“The witch on the block.”

  1. jcburns

    jcburns said on November 1st, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    In times like these, peo­ple cling to their reli­gion and candy.

  2. moe99 said on November 1st, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    I was just get­ting ready to post it myself, but you beat me to it! Do you know her?

  3. nancy said on November 1st, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Oh, hell no. One of the Det­News reader forum con­trib­u­tors called her a “known bas­ket case.” But unknown to me.

  4. James said on November 1st, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Heh.

    Here’s another trick. Quite a treat.

  5. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Man­ana, Dia de los Muer­tos! At the very least, tip your cap to a ceme­tery as you drive by — as a noted local tomb­stone says:

    Young peo­ple all as you pass by,
    As you are now so once was I.
    As I am now you soon will be,
    Pre­pare for death and fol­low me.
    My dust is smol­der­ing back to dust,
    My soul returned to God.
    May those who read know soon they must
    Lie cold beneath the sod.
    Oh, Mon­ster death why blast so soon,
    The flower that just began to bloom?
    But boast thou now, we’ll not com­plain,
    For Sarah soon shall rise again.
    Then in that res­ur­rec­tion morn,
    We all shall meet her in the sky.
    From our cold graves dark and for­lorn,
    We’ll bask in scenes that never die.

    (Con­cord Ceme­tery, Lick­ing County, OH)

  6. Dexter said on November 1st, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    She looks a lot like the “new” Roseanne Barr…yep! No doubt about it…the witch is Roseanne’s evil twin!

    Tom Waits sang:

    Did you hear the news about Edward?
    On the back of his head he had another face
    Was it a woman’s face or a young girl?
    They said to remove it would kill him
    So poor Edward was doomed

    The face could laugh and cry
    It was his devil twin
    And at night she spoke to him
    Things heard only in hell
    But they were impos­si­ble to sep­a­rate
    Chained together for life

    Finally the bell tolled his doom
    He took a suite of rooms
    And hung him­self and her from the bal­cony irons
    Some still believe he was freed from her
    But I knew her too well
    I say she drove him to sui­cide
    And took poor Edward to hell

  7. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    RIP Studs Terkel, bard of Chicago, heir of Sand­burg and Algren, Altgeld’s inher­i­tance and dis­ci­ple of Debs and Dar­row — http://​www​.chicagotri​bune​.com/​n​e​w​s​/​o​p​i​n​i​o​n​/​c​h​i​-​1​1​0​1​e​d​i​t​1​n​o​v​0​1​,​0​,​1​7​6​4​8​3​9​.story.

    He would have loved see­ing a Pres­i­dent Obama.

  8. Dexter said on November 1st, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Yes, he’s gone. I knew him a lit­tle bit. I met him sev­eral times and he told the edi­tor of The Pro­gres­sive (mag­a­zine) to write a story on my brother and me after we had dri­ven to Madi­son for a 1984 pic­nic on the Lafol­lette home­stead.
    ( The story was writ­ten by Molly Teuke and appeared in the Pro­gres­sive Party newslet­ter a few weeks later)
    The pic­nic was attended by a mostly intel­lec­tual crowd and when Studs found out I was a fac­tory hand and my brother a high school J teacher, he talked to us a good long while. I met him ear­lier at Sol­i­dar­ity Day in D.C. He stood beside the parade route by a fold­ing table, with two lovely assis­tants aid­ing him, and of course the ubiq­ui­tous mic in hand.
    His signed, per­son­ally inscribed copy of “Hard Times” he sent me after my con­grat­u­la­tory let­ter for his Pulitzer remains a prized pos­ses­sion. I loved that man.
    http://​www​.time​out​.com/​c​h​i​c​a​g​o​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​s​/​f​e​a​t​u​r​e​s​/​2​1​2​6​9​/​r​e​b​e​l-yell

  9. Suzi said on November 1st, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    some­thing fit­ting about Studs pass­ing on Hal­loween.

  10. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 1st, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    Ah, oppo­site the New­berry Library — Bug­house Square, “To under­stand how impor­tant Bug­house Square is to Terkel, you only need to know that it is the place he has cho­sen to have his ashes scat­tered.”

    (You could call it Wash­ing­ton Square, but what fun would that be?)

  11. moe99 said on November 1st, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    “Micro­tar­get­ing?
    11.01.08 — 8:54PM

    By Josh Mar­shall

    Sounds like that vaunted GOP micro­tar­get­ing machine might be ready for a bit of a tune-up. From TPM Reader QG …

    Inter­est­ing anec­dote and prob­a­bly a tes­ta­ment to ground orga­ni­za­tion. I have no idea what this means. Fri­day night (which hap­pens to be the start of our Sab­bath) my wife answered the phone to hear a man stat­ing he was from the McCain-Palin cam­paign. He asked who she was sup­port­ing. She replied that we will vote for Obama. He replied with “but he’s a f—–g n—er!”. Before I get to my wife’s response I’ll first have to say that I under­stand des­per­a­tion and I also under­stand that this pitch may actu­ally work for a few peo­ple. I also under­stand that there are peo­ple who are whack-jobs phone-banking for both sides. But here are some facts:

    My wife and I are Black. Cit­ing the fact that Obama is a f—-g n—er as a way to sway our vote may not be a great idea. My wife and I live in Mary­land… Bal­ti­more, MD…. One of the most African Amer­i­can areas of Bal­ti­more Mary­land. How on earth did our phone num­bers get on to a McCain vol­un­teers phone bank list of poten­tial vot­ers to be call­ing at this stage in the game? We have never received a call from the Obama cam­paign.

    Just weird. Not sure what to make of it… but that’s not a good sign of orga­ni­za­tion. If it did any­thing it made us want to donate more. BTW, the rest of the call went down­hill from there. My wife prayed for for­give­ness after the call.”

  12. moe99 said on November 1st, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Oh, and Repub­li­can Rep­re­sen­ta­tive from Utah, Chris Can­non, tried to hire an Oxford don who had a com­puter pro­gram that could com­pare Ayers’ book to Obama’s book and deter­mine if the same per­son wrote both. Can­non backed out when the Oxford don told him he would release the data no mat­ter what the result was.

    http://​tinyurl​.com/​5trzug

    Hate that pesky truth stuff.

  13. moe99 said on November 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 am

    Nancy, have you seen “My Damn Chan­nel?” with the Was­mopoli­tan Cal­va­cade of Recorded Music?

    http://​www​.mydamn​chan​nel​.com/​e​x​p​l​o​r​e​.​a​s​p​x​?​c​h​a​n​nel=59

  14. Steph said on November 2nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    This is too good, Nancy! I’m steal­ing it for Face­book. Hope you don’t mind!

  15. Suzi said on November 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Moe, I hope your wife kicked that caller’s ass, tele­phon­i­cally speak­ing, that is.

    Inter­est­ing John Dean com­men­tary on Repub­li­cans here:
    http://​writ​.lp​.find​law​.com/​d​e​a​n​/​2​0​0​8​1​0​3​1.html

    “Repub­li­cans rule, rather than gov­ern, when they are in power by impos­ing their author­i­tar­ian con­ser­v­a­tive phi­los­o­phy on every­one, as their answer for every­thing. This works for them because their inter­est is in power, and in what it can do for those who think as they do. Rul­ing, of course, must be dis­tin­guished from gov­ern­ing, which is a more nuanced process that entails give-and-take and the kind of com­pro­mises that are often nec­es­sary to find a con­sen­sus and solu­tions that will best serve the inter­ests of all Amer­i­cans.”

    Dean writes more on the dan­ger­ous per­son­al­ity traits of author­i­tar­ian lead­ers (McCain) and their faith­ful fol­low­ers (Palin).

  16. alex said on November 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

  17. Deborah said on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Wow, you learn some­thing every­day. I live a few blocks east of Bug­house Square in Chicago. I had no idea it was called that or had the his­tory it has of being a place for “soap box­ers” and free speech. COOL! It’s been one of my favorite lit­tle parks since I moved here five years ago. It’s beau­ti­ful in the spring when the bud­ding trees bloom. Know­ing Stud Terkels ashes will be strewn there will make it even more spe­cial. Thanks Jeff (tmmo) for men­tion­ing this inter­est­ing fact.

  18. Gasman said on November 2nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    This mad cow Shirley Nagel is increas­ingly the face of the Repub­li­can Party: mean, nasty, irra­tional, and white. So much for the Coun­try First non­sense.

    “Look you lit­tle bas­tard, I don’t care if you are only four! Unless you come to your senses and sup­port John McCain right now, there will be no candy for you! You look like a lit­tle Arab any­way! Get off my lawn!”

    Another fine God-fearing, patri­otic sup­porter of McCain/Palin.

  19. moe99 said on November 2nd, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Suzi,

    The writer about the phone call was some­one from Josh Marshall’s site (he’s the fel­low behind http://​www​.talk​ing​pointsmemo​.com ) who was iden­ti­fied as QC. I Prob­a­bly should have ital­i­cized it rather than put quo­ta­tion marks around it to try and keep the attri­bu­tion clear, as I am nei­ther male, nor black.

  20. Ricardo said on November 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Now, a face is matched to the story. If you put up 10 pho­tos of women includ­ing hers, and asked me which one was the Repub­li­can, I would pick her out every time.

  21. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Gas . . . again, you’re con­fused — Coun­try First refers to the but­tons on your DeS­oto tuner in the dash­board above the slide­out ash tray and built in lighter.

    McCain sup­port­ers know to pro­gram in country-western music sta­tions first, with clas­sic rock pro­gram­ming in the mid­dle, and NPR sta­tions last, iron­i­cally to the fur­thest right.

    So “Coun­try First.” Hank Williams Jr., Tim McGraw, Lee Green­wood, Min­nie Pearl, Yakov Smirnoff. Got it? If your DeS­oto is in good enough shape, you can still see frosted into the glass of the pane, along with the Hz num­bers, in front of the orange post that slides with the tuner knob, the dis­tinc­tive trefoil-in-circle design that marks the Civil Defense fre­quen­cies. I’m sure Ken­neth is keep­ing close track of those fre­quen­cies . . . but Coun­try First!

    Kind of like “Bran­son or Bust” on the RV.

  22. brian stouder said on November 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    A real-life para­ble to pon­der, as Tues­day night approaches:

    In the cubic-money/corporate ego/jet-set/Euro-centric/global mer­can­tile world of For­mula One rac­ing, the young Lewis Hamil­ton, in only his sec­ond year in F1 at McLaren-Mercedes, came into the last race of this sea­son this after­noon with a 7 point lead, in his bid to become the youngest per­son ever to win the World Championship…ALL he had to do was fin­ish 5th or bet­ter at Inter Lagos in Brazil today, and then no mat­ter what the fel­low hold­ing sec­ond place in the stand­ings (Felipe Massa) did, Hamil­ton would win the title.

    Did I men­tion that Lewis Hamil­ton is black? That he is the FIRST black dri­ver in that sport in any case, let alone that he would be the first non-white guy to actu­ally win the For­mula One cham­pi­onship? That he has been sub­jected to rank racism here and there, over the past two sea­sons?

    http://​machochip​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​0​2​/​m​c​l​a​r​e​n​-​r​a​c​i​n​g​-​c​a​r​-​d​r​i​v​e​r​-​l​e​wi.php

    In today’s race, the fel­low in sec­ond place in the stand­ings (Massa) was crus­ing toward the race win, and Hamil­ton was run­ning 4th with 7 laps to go, crus­ing toward the sea­son championship…and it began to rain.

    One by one the fron­trun­ners, includ­ing Hamil­ton, ducked into the pits to put on rain tires…but oth­ers did not – and Hamil­ton fell to 6th place with 2 laps to go. The fel­low in 5th, that Hamil­ton sim­ply HAD to pass if he was going to win the cham­pi­onship, opted to gut-out the now rainy race with his reg­u­lar slicks on, and pulled fur­ther and fur­ther ahead. It was all slip­ping away from Hamil­ton right before our eyes.

    The white flag flew, and as the final lap went down, Felipe Massa cruised to the race win, and his Fer­rari pit­crew and fam­ily went wild with cel­e­bra­tions, as the World Cham­pi­onship was in Massa’s hands at that moment….but the rain had picked up, and Hamil­ton closed on the fel­low ahead of him (who opted not to pit for wet weather tires), and took 5th place lit­er­ally on the last cor­ner of the last lap, of the last race of the whole sea­son, and took the check­ered flag, and with it the World Cham­pi­onship.

    On that last lap, I went from con­cern, then angst, then res­ig­na­tion, and then exu­ber­abt hap­pi­ness!!, and then sim­ple relief.

    Just sayin………

  23. Suzi said on November 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Oops, sorry Moe, too much multi-tasking and blog-skimming. I think I Knew those facts about you from pre­vi­ous posts, but that slipped my mind after read­ing that anec­dote. So let me rephrase that, I hope the woman who took the call kicked the caller’s racist ass.
    Sorry about that.

  24. Gasman said on November 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Today’s quote is vin­tage fare from Adlai Steven­son. It is remark­able how lit­tle things have changed since Steven­son inveighed against Nixon in his con­test with Kennedy. He said:

    “The ele­phant has a thick skin, a head full of ivory, and as every­one who has seen a cir­cus parade knows, pro­ceeds best by grasp­ing the tail of its pre­de­ces­sor.”

    Thus goes the lead pair of our cur­rent national ele­phant herd.

  25. Dexter said on November 3rd, 2008 at 2:50 am

    It’s a bitch to be wor­ry­ing about stuff all the time.
    As you news hounds know, it’s been a very vio­lent, mur­der­ous sum­mer and fall in Chicago. Dur­ing The Fest, sev­eral inno­cents were mur­dered just return­ing to Loop garages to drive home.
    Many drive-bys and plain mur­ders in the ‘hoods…more than “nor­mal”, sta­tis­ti­cally.
    Now we have hun­dreds of thou­sands of mostly untick­eted peo­ple com­ing to Chicago for the party tomor­row.
    Sev­eral mem­bers of my fam­ily will be tick­eted and will be there, and upwards of a mil­lion peo­ple will be press­ing to catch a glimpse of the first African Amer­i­can pres­i­dent.
    It should be joyous…but that’s a whole lot of peo­ple in one place all crammed together….

  26. basset said on November 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 am

    >>On that last lap, I went from con­cern, then angst, then res­ig­na­tion, and then exu­ber­abt hap­pi­ness!!

    you mean they finally found a way to make F1 inter­est­ing? good for them.

    Cup racing’s just about as bad, high-speed adver­tis­ing parade with android dri­vers… I’d rather see ARCA or out­law sprints. our ARCA race here in Nashville is mov­ing from the big new speed­way back to the fair­grounds half-mile next year, will be a lot bet­ter show.

  27. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 3rd, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Ah, Sun­day after­noon, and one last crop of basil off the bush, for a final Ham & Basil Quiche.

    No, you can’t have any, it’s all gone (last piece went into the Lovely Wife’s lunch­sack).

  28. brian stouder said on November 3rd, 2008 at 9:51 am

    you mean they finally found a way to make F1 inter­est­ing?

    All I can say is – thank heav­ens the last race of the year wasn’t on the other side of the world; if I had groaned and com­plained and then shouted and cheered as I did at two in the MORNING instead of two in the AFTERNOON – I think Pam would have whacked me over the head with a fry­ing pan!!

    Good God Almighty!! What a race!! I think McLaren/Hamilton almost played it TOO cool – by half! Those last few laps – and espe­cially the LAST lap – the pro­gres­sion of feel­ings was amaz­ing – by turns happy, and then some­what con­cerned (as rain began), and then increas­ingly con­cerned, and then alarmed (when Hamil­ton pit­ted BEFORE Massa did!), and then upset (when Hamil­ton fell to 6th!), and then almost dejected (when the gap widened and widened), and then won­der­ing how McLaren/Hamilton would deal with the recrim­i­na­tions of yet another World Cham­pi­onship snatched up by Fer­rari, and then……..PURE JOY!!!!

    To be honest- it made it all the more enjoy­able to see the images of the Fer­rari pits going FROM jubi­lant cel­e­bra­tions TO crest­fallen dis­be­lief!! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

    And of course, Bernie Eccle­stone now is think­ing of revis­ing the F1 points sys­tem..!! Of all the things they need to address, that one would be well down on my list (although I’d agree with a point for pole and for fastest lap)

    It is hard to put into words WHY For­mula One is beguil­ing, but that race – one for the ages – cap­tured more than a lit­tle of its time­less allure.

  29. MichaelG said on November 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am

    I watched it and I’m still not sure if Glock let them (Hamil­ton and Vet­tel) by or whether they passed him straight up. It was a good race for once though so much of the drama resulted from exter­nal fac­tors. I’m still not the F-1 fan I was thirty years ago. Don’t know if I will ever be.

  30. moe99 said on November 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am

  31. Scout said on November 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    moe99 – I loved that story too – I sent it out to my entire email list!

  32. beb said on November 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    Shirley Nagel has achieved unin­tented inter­na­tional fame today when Keith Olber­mann picked her as Worst Per­son in the World. He didn’t men­tion which party she was sup­port­ing, as it wasn’t as impor­tant as her total douch­i­ness.

    Shirley Nagel — you’re fif­teen min­utes of fame has just started. When you catch up with Joe the Plumber, remind hin that his time has run out.