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What the market wants.

I’ll say this for liv­ing in America’s most-loathed city (suck it, New York! we rool!) — local-media cov­er­age of the auto-industry cri­sis is a cut above. You can’t really feed slo­gans and warmed-over talk radio calls to an informed audi­ence, and so we’re spared “but if they’d only make cars peo­ple want, none of this would be hap­pen­ing.” For the most part.

My favorite of these is: Amer­ica doesn’t want SUVs. Ha. Now they don’t. They don’t want them when gas is $4 a gal­lon. But until gas got that high, they wanted lots of them. Did every­one sleep through the ’90s and the first half of this decade? Peo­ple not only wanted SUVs, they wanted them in all sizes, shapes and col­ors. They wanted big ones (Sub­ur­bans). They wanted lit­tle ones (Escapes). They wanted their Japan­ese brands tricked out to look more SUV-like (hello, Honda CRX). They wanted fancy-schmancy lux­ury SUVs (Escalade, Nav­i­ga­tor). They wanted cheap ones for the entry-level mar­ket (Hyundai, Kia). Did O.J. Simp­son flee in an Accord? I must have missed that.

Even now, they still want so-called crossovers, SUVs that drive and han­dle more like cars — Buick Enclave, Ford Edge, etc. You can pick many, many fights with the U.S. auto indus­try and make many, many good argu­ments against the gov­ern­ment help­ing them, but you can’t change the facts to suit your prej­u­dices, and the fact is, the Big Three invented the SUV, and for a very long time, the SUV was very, very good to the Big Three. So please shut up about that.

(On some right-wing blog I can’t remem­ber, I heard the most stu­pido argu­ment of all: The com­pa­nies didn’t want to make SUVs, but were forced to by their oner­ous UAW con­tracts, which required them to make the highest-profit-margin vehi­cles pos­si­ble. These peo­ple really live in their own fan­tasy world. I don’t want to wake them up. They’re like sleep­ing babies.)

Here’s the other thing you don’t hear so much here: Those greedy autowork­ers. How dare they want stuff like health insur­ance and pen­sions. We really are crabs in a bucket, aren’t we? Again, go ahead and make informed remarks about cer­tain work forces hav­ing to face the real­ity of higher co-pays and cost-sharing. But unless you’re will­ing to give up your own company-paid health insur­ance in sol­i­dar­ity, kindly shut up about it. Non-union GM retirees lost their health-care ben­nies ear­lier this year — replaced by a whole $300/month sub­sidy to buy pri­vate insur­ance in that mar­velous free mar­ket, and good luck with that if you’re a can­cer sur­vivor or have heart dis­ease. Spare a kind thought for them, eh?

What we’re see­ing in Detroit is the death of the well-paid work­ing class, and if that makes you happy, go be happy about it. Ass­hole.

Any­way, speak­ing of cars nobody wants:

LONG BEACH, Calif. — Gleam­ing new Mer­cedes cars roll one by one out of a huge con­tainer ship here and onto a pier. Ordi­nar­ily the cars would be loaded on trucks within hours, des­tined for deal­er­ships around the coun­try. But these are not ordi­nary times.

For now, the port itself is the des­ti­na­tion. Unwel­come by deal­ers and buy­ers, thou­sands of cars worth tens of mil­lions of dol­lars are being ware­housed on increas­ingly crowded port prop­erty.

And for the first time, Mercedes-Benz, Toy­ota, and Nis­san have each asked to lease space from the port for these orphan vehi­cles. They are turn­ing dozens of acres of the nation’s second-largest con­tainer port into a park­ing lot, cre­at­ing a vivid pic­ture of a par­a­lyzed auto busi­ness and an econ­omy in peril.

But…but…people want Toy­otas! How can this be hap­pen­ing?

It is more unusual to see a lot at the Cal­i­for­nia port filled with thou­sands of unsold Mer­cedeses, most of them gath­er­ing dirt on the plas­tic white film that pro­tects their hoods and trunks. Some appeared to have been stashed at the port for sev­eral months.

Last week, Mer­cedes deliv­ered around 1,000 more cars to Long Beach on the Grus, a 580-foot con­tainer ship.

“A year ago, I was look­ing into buy­ing one of these for my wife,” said Kurt Gar­land, the ter­mi­nal man­ager over­see­ing the unload­ing of the white, sil­ver and black sports cars, sport util­ity vehi­cles and sedans. “Now I’m not. I’m sav­ing money, pay­ing bills, hun­ker­ing down.”

Oh, the poor econ­omy is to blame. Not those Mer­cedes SUVs nobody wants.

(Yes­ter­day I wrote on my Face­book sta­tus that I felt “amor­phous anger.” I’m start­ing to see why.)

So let’s lighten up, a bit, shall we? I hope some­where out there in the ranks of work­ing screen­writ­ers, some­one is craft­ing a script about pirates, and not the ones in the Caribbean. If you can’t get a movie out of Somali hijack­ers, rocket-propelled grenades, hijacked Saudi oil tankers and the Indian Navy (!!!They have one??!!), you’re not worth your union dues. Or you’re just not read­ing the news­pa­pers. (I heard on NPR the other day that all the coastal fish­ing vil­lages in Soma­lia have become pirate dens, and that all the women want a pirate boyfriend. Well, duh.)

My Great Books dis­cus­sion group meets in three hours, and I still have a few pages of the read­ing mate­r­ial to get through (“The Man Who Would Be King,” if you’re inter­ested), so let’s wrap it up with just a bit of blog­gage:

One of the rea­sons I some­times curse Roy Edroso is, he got me hooked on read­ing Rod Dreher, and a more enter­tain­ing cor­re­spon­dent of Wingnut­tia you will not find. What I like about him is his lack of fil­ters; so much of what he writes seems to come directly from an id-well in his brain, and so you’ll some­times see, in the space of 36 hours, a plea for us to be kinder to one another (“because we’re all car­ry­ing a great bur­den”) and then a denun­ci­a­tion of a bride who wants her wed­ding dress to show a spe­cial tat­too as a slut. It’s so amus­ing.

Any­way, lately he’s all het up about the Prop 8 back­lash in Cal­i­for­nia. “Gay mob assaults peace­ful Chris­tians,” he shrieked on Mon­day, embed­ding a video clip that showed the reac­tion when a group of Chris­tians went into the Cas­tro, the most famous gay neigh­bor­hood in the whole frickin’ coun­try, to try to pray the gay away. Aston­ish­ingly, it wasn’t friendly. I know, I’m as shocked as you are.

The next day, he called for all of us to “stand by the Mor­mons,” because “a friend” tells him:

Things are pretty grim. On the ground pas­tors are wor­ried, and for my Mor­mon friends it is very bad. No LDS per­son in their right mind who is not a man of courage would announce his church affil­i­a­tion with­out know­ing it to be safe.

Safe? From what? Dis­ap­proval? An argu­ment? I must have missed the inva­sion of Salt Lake City by the drag-queen army. Even his Beliefnet com­menters were unim­pressed:

Yeah, it’s like Dar­fur out there what with all the pogroms and mid­night roundups and mass exe­cu­tions of the Mor­mons out there.

Oh, well. On to Rud­yard Kipling. I’m call­ing it the white woman’s bur­den.

93 responses to
“What the market wants.”

  1. coozledad said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    It’s just side-splitting that the holier-than-thous believed they were the broad polit­i­cal con­sen­sus, and that piss­ing on their neigh­bors would be met with approval. Now it turns out that every­body dis­likes them more than any­one else, and they’re los­ing money to boot.
    Sweet.

  2. Jason T. said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    The fun­ni­est part of this mess (OK, not ha-ha funny, more like wry, cyn­i­cal funny) to this native of the for­mer “Steel Val­ley” has been lis­ten­ing to econ­o­mists explain how this is a good thing for Detroit.

    “Look at Pitts­burgh,” they say, “the steel indus­try col­lapsed and they rein­vented them­selves as a high-tech hub!”

    Oh, yeah, Nance, we’re wipin’ our rears with $50 bills down here, let me tell you:

    http://​tinyurl​.com/​69a2vh

    In what world do these peo­ple live?

  3. Randy said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Pre-child, I scoffed at all the mini­vans fill­ing the park­ing lots. Then we had a child, then we bought one. We had such flimsy rea­son­ing too – oh it’s good for haul­ing big things from the store, it’s so much eas­ier to load the kid into a van, you get to ride so nice and high in traf­fic… blergh.

    Now that it’s paid for, we don’t want to buy a more fuel effi­cient car (and take on the pay­ments) until the van stops run­ning. So we carry on, get­ting about 18 mpg. True stew­ards of envi­ron­ment, us.

  4. brian stouder said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    The Somali pirates (move over Dorothy – these guys are hav­ing a bet­ter sea­son than your Pirates did!) IS a bizarre sign of the times,eh? It almost begs the ques­tion – what the hell is Pres­i­dent Bush doing, these days?

    The Marine Corps song alludes to the ‘shores of Tripoli’ – and one won­ders, when did we set aside “mil­lions for defense, and not one penny for trib­ute”?

    Or in other words – although it is tempt­ing to think that THIS must surely be rock-assed bot­tom (eco­nomic crash, pro­tracted war, video from al Zawahiri talk­ing smack about our president-elect, and unchecked piracy on the high seas), with W in office for 2 more months, who the hell knows?

    But enough of that. For 5 bonus points, what defin­i­tive event occurred on this day 145 years ago (east of that tech-Mecca, Pitts­burgh), despite the belief that the world would take lit­tle note of it?

  5. nancy said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Too easy, Brian. You “jeop­ar­dized” the ques­tion, and I didn’t even have to think about it.

    Speak­ing of which, when­ever we watch a game show, I try to teach Kate to look for the clue in the ques­tion. It’s so much eas­ier to appear smarter than one really is.

  6. Julie Robinson said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Just as a dis­trac­tion from the over­all glum­ness: has any­one appeared on a game show, or even been on a quiz bowl team in high school or col­lege? Our school’s team came from the ranks of the National Honor Soci­ety but we found that good grades do not make for good con­tes­tants. Prime exam­ple was yours truly, who never made it on the team itself, due to an unfor­tu­nate ten­dency to ana­lyze the ques­tions at s-l-o-w speed. (But I was great at spelling bees!) I’m think­ing that the pres­sure ramps up expo­nen­tially at each level.

  7. brian stouder said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Gotta love Jeop­ardy! When­ever the Daily Dou­ble pops up, the tra­di­tion is that I blurt out “BET IT ALL!” (if I was ever on the show, I’d hafta do that – even if invol­un­tar­ily)

    Wouldn’t it be fun to be one of the writ­ers at Jeop­ardy?

  8. Jeff Borden said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    What’s the dif­fer­ence between a Wall Street invest­ment banker and a pigeon? The bird can stilll make a deposit on a new Mer­cedes.

    I’m here all week. Try the veal.

    The hooey about Detroit automak­ers not serv­ing the pub­lic is funny stuff. As one who grew up when horse­power ruled –our plain Jane four-door Cut­lass was pow­ered by a four-barrel, 350-cubic-inch V-8 that would smoke the tires if you hit the accel­er­a­tor too hard– the love by my fel­low Boomers of the huge land yachts is not hard to under­stand. What did puz­zle me, though, was the butt ugli­ness of most SUVs. At least the big cars we drove in the `60s and `70s were sleek, styl­ish, racy look­ing. Nonethe­less, the Big Three were respond­ing to the mar­ket. I recall a Hum­mer dealer after 9/11 say­ing that dri­ving one of those fat pig­mo­biles was like “dri­ving an Amer­i­can flag.”

    The Japan­ese and Euro­pean automak­ers are equally capa­ble of build­ing large, wildly inef­fi­cient auto­mo­biles. One of the guys I play poker with dri­ves a huge Mer­cedes with a V-12 engine. Top of the line Lexus, Acura, Infiniti vehi­cles get ter­ri­ble gas mileage.

    Where Detroit is at a dis­ad­van­tage, I think, is at the other end. The Euro and Japan­ese man­u­fac­tur­ers also offer a lot of very tiny, very effi­cient vehi­cles for world mar­kets. It’s no coin­ci­dence that when gas crested $3 per gal­lon, the Fit, Versa and Yaris were ready to roll out in the States. Imag­ine if GM, Ford or Chrysler had a well-made, peppy, four-cylinder car in the show­rooms. They also would’ve cashed in.

  9. Jolene said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Speak­ing of quiz shows and other time­wasters, have you all checked out the pup­py­cam lately? Those lit­tle guys are get­ting pretty big.

    Julie, I was a spelling bee champ, too. Too bad there isn’t more of a mar­ket for that tal­ent in the grown-up world.

  10. del said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Best Jeop­ardy moment: Cliff Claven on Cheers “cor­rectly” iden­ti­fy­ing the clue as “Three peo­ple who have never been in my liv­ing room, Alex.”

  11. Jolene said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    For more talk re automaker bailouts, see Stephen Pearlstein’s col­umn in today’s Post and the related web chat tak­ing place right now.

  12. Dwight said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    “The com­pa­nies didn’t want to make SUVs, but were forced to by their oner­ous UAW con­tracts, which required them to make the highest-profit-margin vehi­cles pos­si­ble. These peo­ple really live in their own fan­tasy world.”

    Well, at least today you buried your patented straw­man lede.

    “These dum­b­asses believe this crazy stuff: A, B, C.

    Uh, yeah. And this point is wrong becau­u­u­u­u­use? Becau­u­u­u­use? Hmph. Because Nancy doesn’t have a counter point, I guess.

    “Those greedy autowork­ers. How dare they want stuff like health insur­ance and pen­sions.”

    The non-union autowork­ers for Toy­ota get health insur­ance and pen­sions for about $30 less per labor hour.

    No, the greedy autowork­ers want their mem­ber­ship forced to fund Demo­c­rat can­di­dates. The greedy autowork­ers want their union to pay a truck­load of thugs to wait out­side of non-union shops and fol­low non-union work­ers to their homes as an intim­i­da­tion tac­tic. The greedy autowork­ers want butt-pay, get­ting paid 70% of salary not to work while they wait 5 months for the next model change-over.

    But mostly the greedy autowork­ers want to be paid more than an anes­the­si­ol­o­gist for bolt­ing on lug nuts… merely because they’ve been bolt­ing on those lug nuts for thirty years.

    How’s that busi­ness model workin’ out for you, Detroit?

    If you were a car exec and you could move your plant to Janesville, WI for 10 mil­lion to get away from the unions, and then have labor for 70% of what you are pay­ing now…

    OR you could just keep going and move the plant to South Korea for 20 mil­lion and have a labor pool that cost 20% of what you’re pay­ing now…

    Which are you going to choose?

    I have no doubt those folks work hard. But it’s a GLOBAL frickin’ econ­omy now. That genie is not going back in the bot­tle. The unions are shoot­ing them­selves in the foot. Like most lib­er­als, they have no con­cept of short-term-pain-for-long-term-gain.

    They are going to con­tinue to nego­ti­ate them­selves right out of a job and hurt my nation’s econ­omy as they do so.

    As mamma used to say, “Rave on cat­shit. Some one will step in ya’ soon ’nuff.”

  13. del said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:41 am

  14. LA Mary said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    I’ve been on Jeop­ardy and was on the first Amer­i­can episode of The Weak­est Link.
    Putting so much money in the SUV mar­ket was still stu­pid, sorry. Note the for­eign car com­pa­nies did not push the whole pile of chips onto SUVs, even if they made them. While there were Toy­ota Seqouias, Priuses were being devel­oped.

  15. Dwight said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Oh, and there’s plenty of WTF to spread around the con­fer­ence rooms of the Big Three head­quar­ters, too.

    It isn’t all union-insanity, but the union-insanity sure doesn’t help.

  16. Rana said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    I’ve now got the “Canyonero” song from the Simp­sons run­ning through my head!

  17. Julie Robinson said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    ABC is report­ing that the big 3 automak­ers flew to Wash­ing­ton to plead their poverty cases in pri­vate lux­ury jets. And that Ford’s CEO actu­ally lives in Seat­tle, and as part of his con­tract, gets the pri­vate jet for his weekly com­mute. Here’s the link: http://​abc​news​.go​.com/​B​l​o​t​t​e​r​/​W​a​l​l​S​t​r​e​e​t​/​S​t​o​r​y​?​i​d​=​6​2​8​5​7​3​9​&​a​m​p​;​page=1 Cue the out­rage.

  18. beb said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    I never could under­stand how the guy singing “Canyonero” could say ‘deer-smacking, squir­rel crush­ing….” with­out get­ting his tongue all tied up. I can’t even say it slowly with­out get­ting messed up.

    The other thing that gets me is how the descrip­tion of the Canyonero (65 tons of Amer­i­can pride) sounds like an descrip­tion of Abrams tank (unex­plained fires are a mat­ter for the courts)

  19. Jeff Borden said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    True story of Jeop­ardy and a ques­tion for you movie buffs:

    My buddy the movie critic from the Char­lotte Observer made it onto Jeop­ardy and was in a very, very tight duel with a his­tory teacher from St. Louis. My buddy, Lawrence Topp­man, was $200 behind when Final Jeop­ardy came up and, to his delight, the cat­e­gory was The Oscars.

    The ques­tion was this: Two Broad­way pro­duc­tions made into fea­ture films have had their entire casts nom­i­nated for Acad­emy Awards. Name one.

    I’ll share the answer later.

  20. Jolene said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Wild guess (w/ no googling): Who’s Afraid of Vir­ginia Woolf?

  21. Jen said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    I was in Aca­d­e­mic Super Bowl in mid­dle school, and my sis­ter was in it in mid­dle school and high school. Basi­cally, there are teams in dif­fer­ent sub­jects – the math team, the social stud­ies team, the fine arts team, the sci­ence team, etc. – that answer a cer­tain num­ber of ques­tions in the cat­e­gory. The mod­er­a­tor asks the ques­tion, then every­one con­fers and comes up with the right answer. They write it down and dis­play it on a piece of paper, and get a point if it’s right. Each sea­son, there is a dif­fer­ent sub­ject. When I was in it, I think one year was post-Imperial China or some­thing (I remem­ber learn­ing a lot about Sun Yat-Sen that year).

    It was fun when I was in it, though I didn’t have time to do it in high school (I was a band geek). My sis­ter loved it, though, and even watched her com­pete at Aca­d­e­mic Super Bowl state finals one year at Pur­due. I went to watch it, and it is THE most bor­ing thing to watch. My won­der­ful, sup­port­ive par­ents used to go, how­ever. Their pri­mary enter­tain­ment was com­par­ing which schools had the best pop­corn.

    I am a HUGE fan of Jeop­ardy, though I rarely get to watch it any­more because I’m always work­ing. I’ve always thought it would be fun to get on the show, but never tried. Maybe I should.

  22. Danny said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Mitt Rom­ney has an op-ed in the NYT today regard­ing the auto indus­try. It was worth a read, but comes out of the gate sug­gest­ing that pay, health benies and pen­sions must be reduced with­out really sug­gest­ing how this could hap­pen or what the bot­tom­line would be for thou­sands of house­holds. Short of the gov­ern­ment tak­ing up the slack as is the case in other coun­tries, I can’t see a solu­tion. Higher trade tar­iffs? Along with the fact that this gets passed directly to the Amer­i­can con­sumer, the domes­tic man­u­fac­ture of foriegn cars clouds this issue.

    The one point I liked was the men­tion of emnity between union and man­age­ment being a major imped­i­ment to get­ting every­one “row­ing” in the same direc­tion. In gen­eral, it seems like a good idea to have part of everyone’s pay and ben­e­fits tied to the per­for­mance of the com­pany with a higher per­cent­age of the at-risk pay for the more highly com­pen­sated folks. It gives one a stake and keeps everyone’s eye on the prize.

  23. Jeff Borden said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Jolene,

    Excel­lent guess, but no. You are closer than you think. The key word­ing in the ques­tion is “entire cast.” You chose a play/film with a very small cast, so you’re on the right track.

  24. LA Mary said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    The Odd Cou­ple? Cabaret?

  25. Jolene said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Yes, I was think­ing “movies w/ small casts” when I guessed, but that’s turn­ing out to be a small cat­e­gory in my lit­tle brain.

  26. Peter said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Not to brag too much, but I was on my high school aca­d­e­mic team and also was on IIT’s Col­lege Bowl team, where we beat North­west­ern and Michi­gan (on CBS radio no less) before we got the snot kicked out of us by Wis­con­sin.

    The only way you win those games is to have some­one who knows a crapload of trivia and has an itchy trig­ger fin­ger. That’s espe­cially help­ful in col­lege, as you can have one grad stu­dent on your team, and most large col­leges have a pro­fes­sional stu­dent who’s on a 20 year plan to get a degree.

  27. paddyo' said on November 19th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    A non-Detroit’er weigh­ing in here. Nancy, your anger is well-placed, and I agree totally that the autowork­ers are get­ting the bummest rap. But there are times when the auto-industry debate feels more like a chicken-and-egg thing.

    Is it that Amer­i­cans really WANT these gas-guzzling SUV’s, et al., or is it that the vehi­cles are their ONLY option when seek­ing the 21st-century equiv­a­lent of those old sta­tion wag­ons that my par­ents relied on to get our big honk­ing Irish Catholic brood (seven kids) from here to there? (Ford Coun­try Squire, circa 1963 or ’64, nine-passenger — although that “way-back” back seat was more like a two-seater than a 3- . . . )

    I’m with LA Mary on the dum­b­ass pile-of-chips-ALL-IN “strat­egy” of Detroit with SUVs vs. what the for­eign automak­ers have been doing all along. And don’t get me started on pick­ups, the moron-car-purchase of the cen­tury for entirely too many folks whose pickup beds will never haul any­thing more than a gym bag . . .
    But hey, ain’t that Amer­ica?! I’ll also plead guilty to never hav­ing owned a U.S. make auto­mo­bile, from my first — a $200 1959 Mor­ris Minor — to the VW Bee­tle, a cou­ple of Sub­arus, and my faith­ful 10-year-old Honda Civic with 120,000 miles and zero trou­bles.
    Sorry to ram­ble. Maybe I/we’ve put too much faith in the pop­u­lar cul­ture notion that “Amer­i­can inge­nu­ity” solves every­thing. I just don’t get why the fuel effi­ciency thing hasn’t been solved yet, or at least hasn’t moved far­ther down­field, to use the foot­ball image. One view is that Detroit has resisted for ages and still doesn’t get it. The other is, it’s just not attain­able unless we junk the long-held Amer­i­can notion of what and how big a fam­ily vehi­cle is sup­posed to be/look like.
    What­ever the case, the alleged brain trusts at the top in Detroit have blown it, and dragged a city, a work­force and a cul­ture along with them. It looks like a slo-mo Kat­rina, minus the flood­wa­ters.

  28. moe99 said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

  29. Jeff Borden said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Atten­tion, movie buffs. Here’s the answer to the Jeop­ardy ques­tion, which all three con­tes­tants missed. My pal and the third con­tes­tant fin­ished with zero dol­lars. The guy in the lead wisely kept $200, so he won.

    The answer to the ques­tion: “Give `Em Hell, Harry,” which was a one-man show star­ring James Whit­more, and “Sleuth,” a two-man show star­ring Lau­rence Olivier and Michael Caine.

    Thanks for play­ing.

  30. LA Mary said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Pick ups were a cheaper form of trans­porta­tion for years because they did not have to meet auto safety stan­dards. Much cheaper to build.
    Thug Jr. Repub­li­can across the aisle from me here is blam­ing the whole thing on the unions, but he’s a big fan of large stu­pid vehi­cles. He just bought a big new truck to haul around his toys. ATVs, offroad­ing motor­cy­cles, that sort of thing. He dri­ves a truck that is too tall to fit into the park­ing struc­ture.

  31. David H said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    What is “Sleuth”?

  32. whitebeard said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    You are right, Nancy, automak­ers build what con­sumers want, or try to in any event. But it helps if you have a wide array of choices so you can cope with the need for smaller vehi­cles when there is a down­turn.
    It wasn’t the auto indus­try that caused the global finan­cial col­lapse; it was the peo­ple who don’t drive cars but are dri­ven to work at the invest­ment banks in a lim­ou­sine and could play with our money in the back seat.
    Invest­ing used to be putting money into a com­pany you wanted to thrive, not gam­bling with oil futures, short sell­ing, credit default swaps and other Ponzi schemes.
    Back again to autos, I am going to speak to a group of fans (I hope) at an out-of-town library Thurs­day night and I know some­body is going to ask if GM or Chrysler should be left to plunge into bank­ruptcy. (obvi­ously I think Ford has a bet­ter chance of sur­viv­ing) or get a gov­ern­ment bailout.
    I think all three should get a bailout with strict con­di­tions on build­ing more fuel-efficient vehi­cles, elim­i­nat­ing div­i­dends (until they recover), clos­ing unpro­duc­tive
    fac­to­ries, and halt­ing bonuses for the peo­ple who do not get their hands dirty from actu­ally build­ing cars.

  33. David H said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Rats… I was in mod­er­a­tion… I really did post before I saw the answer :)

  34. Danny said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Speak­ing of screen­writ­ing, any­one have a guess as to what year the next sea­son of Mad Men will be set in?

    The first sea­son was in 1960 and the sec­ond was in 1962. This slight fast for­ward allowed the writ­ers, among other things, to keep the the Peggy Olson sto­ry­line pro­gress­ing in a very com­pelling way. A vastly more mature Peggy with the extended absense being cov­ered in flash­back was bril­liant. And it still promises more div­i­dends because there remains some very inter­est­ing back­story to address regard­ing what all went into Pegs res­cue from the men­tal hos­pi­tal. And the 2-year time bump didn’t make the audi­ence miss the true start of the ’60′s with the begin­ning of the civil rights move­ment and the Cuban missle cri­sis.

    The loom­ing, his­toric, 800-pound gorilla is the Kennedy assas­si­na­tion. Will it be cov­ered “in-situ” or from a 1964 or 1965 ret­ro­spec­tive. I really can’t see the lat­ter work­ing. It’s way too impor­tant. I mean, every­one “remem­bers where they were” when Kennedy got shot. Even me, and I was in the womb!

    And per­ish the thought of say skip­ping directly to the sum­mer of love, 1967, with all of our favorite char­ac­ters sud­denly arrayed in bell bot­toms an tie-dye. Yeeck! Groovy NOT!

    So my bet is the next sea­son will be set in 1963.

  35. Rosie said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Nancy, I’m always inter­ested in your take on Detroit, never hav­ing been there myself. Now the Inde­pen­dent (a UK paper) has sent a reporter there – and his con­clu­sions are fairly lurid. http://​www​.inde​pen​dent​.co​.uk/​n​e​w​s​/​w​o​r​l​d​/​a​m​e​r​i​c​a​s​/​m​o​t​o​r​-​c​i​t​y​-​f​r​o​m​-​m​o​t​o​w​n​-​t​o​-​n​o​h​o​p​e​-​t​o​w​n​-​1​0​2​4​5​9​7.html

    How accu­rate would you say his descrip­tions are?

    Wish­ing you well from Eng­land.

  36. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    H/T Gar­ri­son Keil­lor, and Brian –

    It was on this day in 1863 that Abra­ham Lin­coln got up in front of about 15,000 peo­ple and deliv­ered the Get­tys­burg Address, which begins, “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this con­ti­nent, a new nation, con­ceived in Lib­erty, and ded­i­cated to the propo­si­tion that all men are cre­ated equal.”

    It was a foggy, cold morn­ing on this day in 1863. Lin­coln arrived at the new national ceme­tery in Get­tys­burg at about 10 a.m. Around noon, the sun broke out as the crowds gath­ered on a hill over­look­ing the bat­tle­field. A mil­i­tary band played, a local preacher offered a long prayer, and the head­lin­ing ora­tor, Edward Everett, spoke for more than two hours. When Everett was fin­ished, Lin­coln got up and pulled his speech from his coat pocket. It con­sisted of 10 sen­tences, a total of 272 words. The audi­ence was dis­tracted by a pho­tog­ra­pher set­ting up his cam­era, and by the time Lin­coln had fin­ished his speech and sat down the audi­ence didn’t even real­ize he had spo­ken.

    The scholar Garry Wills recently pub­lished a 320-page book on Lincoln’s 272-word speech, Lin­coln at Get­tys­burg: The Words that Remade Amer­ica (2006). In it, Wills draws par­al­lels between the Get­tys­burg Address and a funeral ora­tion that Per­i­cles gave dur­ing the Pelo­pon­nesian War. Per­i­cles’ Funeral Ora­tion starts: “I shall begin with our ances­tors,” and it con­tin­ues, “Thus choos­ing to die resist­ing, rather than to live sub­mit­ting, they fled only from dis­hon­our, but met dan­ger face to face.”

    Schol­ars argue over the inspi­ra­tion for Lincoln’s last line, “gov­ern­ment of the peo­ple, by the peo­ple, for the peo­ple.” Lin­coln owned a col­lec­tion of ser­mons by the min­is­ter Theodore Parker, who said, “Democ­racy is direct self-government, over all the peo­ple, for all the peo­ple, by all the peo­ple.” Other his­to­ri­ans think that Lin­coln got the idea from a speech by Daniel Web­ster, who said that the fed­eral gov­ern­ment was “made for the peo­ple, made by the peo­ple, and answer­able to the peo­ple.”

    There are five known man­u­scripts of the Get­tys­burg Address. The ear­li­est ver­sion is the copy he gave to his pri­vate sec­re­tary, John Nico­lay, and it’s thought to be the ver­sion he used for the ora­tion at Get­tys­burg. It is two pages long — the first page is in ink on offi­cial Exec­u­tive Man­sion sta­tion­ary, and the sec­ond is in pen­cil on lined paper. This ver­sion doesn’t con­tain the words “under God” in the phrase “this nation under God shall have a new birth of free­dom.”

    Lin­coln made one other copy at the time, which he gave to his other pri­vate sec­re­tary, John Hay, and then he wrote out three more copies in later years one for a ben­e­fit book and two for the his­to­rian and for­mer states­man George Ban­croft. Lin­coln had to copy out two because the first one was writ­ten out incor­rectly — on both sides of the paper — and so wouldn’t go in Bancroft’s book. The sec­ond copy for Ban­croft is the only one that Lin­coln signed his name to. It’s the copy that has been repro­duced on a wide­spread basis in books and pho­tographs and leaflets, and it is con­sid­ered the stan­dard ver­sion of the speech.

  37. brian stouder said on November 19th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Good stuff, Jeff. I enjoyed Wills’ book very much, years ago – and had the plea­sure of gab­bing with him a lit­tle, between ses­sions at the Lin­coln Col­lo­quium at Gales­burg Illi­nois last month.

    Gabor Borritt’s mar­velous book “The Get­tys­burg Gospel” is well worth read­ing, as he cov­ers how the news­pa­pers of the time dealt with the speech – and also how the small town of Get­tys­burg dealt with the huge influx of peo­ple to their town.

    The his­to­ri­og­ra­phy of the speech is also fas­ci­nat­ing. Short ver­sion: in the years imme­di­ately after the end of the war and Lincoln’s assas­si­na­tion, the Eman­ci­pa­tion Pro­clma­tion was con­sid­ered his sin­gu­lar legacy (in fact he him­self said that the EP was the one thing that he would be remem­bered for – if he was remem­bered at all); stat­ues of him in towns all across Amer­ica had him hold­ing the EP. But as the 19th cen­tury rolled to a close, and Recon­struc­tion turned into Jim Crow, and the war became “the late unpleas­ant­ness” – the Get­tys­burg Address replaced the Eman­ci­pa­tion Procla­ma­tion as the thing in Lincoln’s hand, in the stat­ues (and in people’s con­cious­ness)

    To me, Lincoln’s Sec­ond Inau­gural beats absolutely every­thing; but the Get­tys­burg Address is unsur­passed in giv­ing def­i­n­i­tion and pur­pose to the hor­ren­dous war then in progress.

  38. LA Mary said on November 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    I’m won­der­ing what ter­ri­ble price Mor­mons are pay­ing. I still see the Mor­mon mis­sion­ar­ies bicy­cling around LA in their short sleeved white shirts and black pants. My kids call them Nor­man and Gor­man Mor­mon.
    As for the Chris­tians march­ing through the Cas­tro, how did they think peo­ple would react?

  39. coozledad said on November 19th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Mary: One thing they lost is their cher­ished “per­se­cuted” sta­tus. Once you go on the offen­sive against minori­ties, even very stu­pid peo­ple are reluc­tant to see you as vic­tims.
    A lot of folks are leav­ing the church.
    I’m on shaky ground here, but weren’t Mor­mons the patri­ar­chal hip­pie new age free love cult of their day, just a few dune bug­gies and days with­out bathing shy of the Man­son fam­ily?
    Maybe I need to read more.

  40. Jeff Borden said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Coo­zledad,

    Most of what I know about the LDS I learned from two inter­est­ing books. “Under the Ban­ner of Heaven” by Jon Krakauer and another with a title I can’t recall, which dealt with mur­ders con­nected to the so-called “Sala­man­der let­ters,” which were pur­ported to be explo­sive doc­u­ments that would show the church in a very bad light.

    These books were crime sto­ries, but dove pretty deeply into Mor­monism and its rit­u­als.

    More than a few observers have noted the sim­i­lar­i­ties between the rites of Mor­monism and the Masons, which LSD founder Joseph Smith Jr. had joined years ear­lier. And it dif­fers from many faiths in artic­u­lat­ing a view that what we accom­plish and accu­mu­late in this life we can carry to the next. In short, if you are rich on Earth, you’ll be rich in Heaven. There are talk­ing lizards, God’s words writ­ten on sheets of gold, an angel named Moroni. . .which sounds pretty weird but no weirder than what many of us stud­ied in the Old and New Tes­ta­ments with burn­ing bushes, parted seas, mul­ti­ply­ing loaves and fishes, etc.

  41. coozledad said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Thanks, Jeff. Under the Ban­ner of Heaven is one of those books I’ve been plan­ning to read for a few years now.

  42. Gasman said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    To the extent that they are min­gling polit­i­cal activism with their reli­gious doc­trine, the LDS church should lose their tax exempt sta­tus. On top of their inap­pro­pri­ate advo­cacy of a spe­cific polit­i­cal mea­sure as church doc­trine, they are openly advo­cat­ing the denial of civil lib­er­ties to Amer­i­can cit­i­zens. I’m not sure how you square those two cir­cles with either the con­sti­tu­tion or the bible.

    If Joseph Smith had emerged in cen­tral Texas in 2008, he would be regarded more akin to War­ren Jeffs or David Koresh rather than any bib­li­cal prophet.

  43. Jolene said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Have you seen what hap­pened to the Dow today? Ay yi yi!

  44. brian stouder said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    It’s all Obama’s fault, y’know

  45. Danny said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    On top of their inap­pro­pri­ate advo­cacy of a spe­cific polit­i­cal mea­sure as church doc­trine, they are openly advo­cat­ing the denial of civil lib­er­ties to Amer­i­can cit­i­zens. I’m not sure how you square those two cir­cles with either the con­sti­tu­tion or the bible.

    They prob­a­bly do this by first real­iz­ing that they are not seek­ing to deny civil lib­er­ties to any Amer­i­can cit­i­zens because a) civil unions pro­vide all the same civil lib­er­ties, as even Sir Elton John real­izes and b) every­one is still allowed to get mar­ried… to some­one of the oppo­site sex.

    And they prob­a­bly thought it’d okay with the advo­cacy of a spe­cific mea­sure because it hap­pens a great deal in churches already. Like when Jesse Jack­son goes to a church speak on polit­i­cal issues or can­di­dates.

  46. Jolene said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    It’s all Obama’s fault, y’know

    So I’ve heard. Really.

  47. LA Mary said on November 19th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    >>>e when Jesse Jack­son goes to a church speak on polit­i­cal issues or can­di­dates.<<<

    Or James Dob­son, or Pat Robert­son, or any of the Catholic priests who said they would refuse com­mu­nion to any­one who voted for Obama.

    I’m still try­ing to fig­ure out what allow­ing gays to marry each other takes away from straights. Peo­ple who love each other and want to con­se­crate their com­mit­ment to each should be allowed to.

  48. Jeff Borden said on November 19th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    LA Mary,

    I agree with Kinky Fried­man, the mys­tery writer, song­writer, all around Texas goof­ball, who sup­ports gay mar­riage. His rea­son­ing?

    “I sup­port gay mar­riage because I believe they have right to be just as mis­er­able as the rest of us!”

    I read a com­ment recently from Jay Bakker, the son of the dis­graced evan­ge­list Jim Bakker, who has fol­lowed in his father’s foot­steps and is now a chain-smoking punk rock evan­ge­list. He says that maybe Chris­tians ought to work on their own het­ero­sex­ual mar­riages, since the divorce rate is roughly half, before they get so upset by gay mar­riage.

    This is going to be a non-issue in under 20 years. The gen­er­a­tion com­ing up doesn’t freak out about gays. My 18-year-old nephews have been aware of and com­fort­able around gay class­mates since their junior high days. The same can be said for those of other reli­gions and races. In their high school class, three of the four class offi­cers were non-whites and two were non-Christians. And this is a middle-class com­mu­nity in Ohio.

  49. Dexter said on November 19th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Look out your win­dows, Detroi­ters! You can see 3 Gulf Stream pri­vate jets com­ing back from D.C., each con­tain­ing one CEO and some flunkies.
    I guess jet-pooling doesn’t work. Man , has MSM and the blo­gos­phere ever been blast­ing the big shots for not fly­ing com­mer­cial instead of blow­ing 20 grand EACH on the Gulf Streams.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Great column,Nance…especially the com­ments on the Honda CR-V.

  50. alex said on November 19th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    civil unions pro­vide all the same civil lib­er­ties

    Yes indeedy they do. In Britain and other enlight­ened parts of the world.

    Here in the Land of the Free, only a few states grant civil unions and none of the oth­ers rec­og­nize them.

    So Sir Elton prefers not to call his rela­tion­ship a mar­riage. That’s his right, just as it’s mine to pre­fer not wear­ing a shitty look­ing rug on my head like he does.

    Regard­less of what it’s called, mar­riage or union, we do not have equal rights in this coun­try, Danny. Much to your delight, I’m sure.

  51. Gasman said on November 19th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Danny,
    A rose is a rose. How does your civil unions argu­ment dif­fer from the Jim Crow era argu­ment of “sep­a­rate but equal?” The Supreme Court found that such argu­ments to deny civil lib­er­ties on the basis of race to be uncon­sti­tu­tional. How will they ulti­mately not find the same in the case of civil unions in regards to the civil lib­er­ties of gays and les­bians? This is noth­ing more than an attempt to deny U.S. cit­i­zens their full rights under the con­sti­tu­tion via seman­tics and the pars­ing of big­oted words.

    Your argu­ment is inher­ently unten­able. If indeed civil unions pro­vide every­thing that mar­riage does, what is the point? Why not just allow same sex mar­riage and be done with it? Your very intran­si­gent resis­tance to gay mar­riage is clear evi­dence that you do not rec­og­nize any real equiv­a­lency between the two.

    Mar­riage is a civil con­tract in this coun­try. We allow reli­gious cer­e­monies, but those are done in accor­dance to state laws. As long as it is a civil right, there can be no jus­ti­fi­ca­tion for deny­ing to some sim­ply because you do not approve.

  52. Danny said on November 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Alex, in Cal­i­for­nia, civil unions have all of the same rights and lib­er­ties. And since Prop 8 was spe­cific to Cal­i­for­nia, the peo­ple who are protest­ing it’s pass­ing by com­plain­ing about inequal­ity are lying. No rights have been taken away from any­one in Cal­i­for­nia. Period.

  53. moe99 said on November 19th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Danny you are so out to lunch on this. There are sig­nif­i­cant dif­fer­ences between mar­riage and civil unions:

    http://​www​.info​please​.com/​i​p​a​/​A​0​9​2​2​6​0​9.html

    Here’s a snip­pet:

    What’s the Dif­fer­ence?
    The most sig­nif­i­cant dif­fer­ence between mar­riage and civil unions (or domes­tic part­ner­ships) is that only mar­riage offers fed­eral ben­e­fits and pro­tec­tions.

    Accord­ing to the fed­eral government’s Gen­eral Account­ing Office (GAO), more than 1,100 rights and pro­tec­tions are con­ferred to U.S. cit­i­zens upon mar­riage. Areas affected include Social Secu­rity ben­e­fits, vet­er­ans’ ben­e­fits, health insur­ance, Med­ic­aid, hos­pi­tal vis­i­ta­tion, estate taxes, retire­ment sav­ings, pen­sions, fam­ily leave, and immi­gra­tion law.

    Because same-sex mar­riages in Mass­a­chu­setts and Cal­i­for­nia, civil unions, and domes­tic part­ner­ships are not fed­er­ally rec­og­nized, any ben­e­fits avail­able at the state or local level are sub­ject to fed­eral tax­a­tion. For exam­ple, a woman whose health insur­ance cov­ers her female part­ner must pay fed­eral taxes on the total employer cost for that insur­ance.

  54. Danny said on November 19th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    moe99, since we have a paucity of national polit­i­cal lead­ers who really want to do the right thing, it remains with the patch­work of states for the time being. Not my fault. And had Prop 8 failed, that would not have changed a thing. So your argu­ment is faulty, as usual.

    Gas­man, it dif­fers because there is no sep­a­ra­tion. There are no gay-only or straight-only water foun­tains. Nor schools. Nor any­thing else.

    Mar­riage is a def­i­n­i­tion and a tra­di­tion that has not only cul­tural sig­nif­i­cance, but sig­nif­i­cance to our very human­ity as it touches upon pro­cre­ation and child-rearing and the future of all humankind. It touches upon how we are made what is best for the future suc­cess as a species. I am not in favor of court­ing dis­as­ter by doing great vio­lence to the lan­guage and the cul­ture to sat­isfy polit­i­cally cor­rect pen­chants.

    If lib­er­ties were being denied it would be dif­fer­ent. As it stands now in Cal­i­for­nia, no lib­er­ties are being denied. And, as I told moe99 above, since we don’t have national propo­si­tions that we can vote on or polit­i­cal lead­ers who really want to do the right thing, it remains with the patch­work of states for the time being.

  55. coozledad said on November 19th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    By all means we have to pro­tect the rights of straight rel­a­tives of queer cou­ples to inval­i­date liv­ing wills, etc. After all, the right to prop­erty grabs is one enshrined in the con­sti­tu­tion. One that’s built a hell of a lot of reli­gious edi­fices, by the way.

  56. LA Mary said on November 19th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Danny. The right to marry some­one you love is denied.

    And that whole pro­cre­ation thing doesn’t fly. Does this mean I can’t get mar­ried again some­day because I’m past child bear­ing age? Can peo­ple unable to have chil­dren marry? Best for the future as a species? In what way? Because it doesn’t make some peo­ple uncom­fort­able?

  57. alex said on November 19th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    And had Prop 8 failed, that would not have changed a thing. So your argu­ment is faulty, as usual.

    Danny, you’re blus­ter­ing as usual with­out hav­ing given the slight­est con­sid­er­a­tion to what moe said. You think no one’s pay­ing atten­tion?

    What’s “equal” about the fact that my part­ner can­not leave me his mil­i­tary ben­e­fits, but if he were to marry a female ille­gal alien she’d be taken care of for the rest of her life? Peo­ple “marry” ille­gals all the time, usu­ally in exchange for $$. And you think gays cheapen mar­riage?

    You dis­ap­peared for a good long time when moe called you out on your “nat­ural law” shit. She just out­lawyered you again, so go pound sand already.

  58. MichaelG said on November 19th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    I still don’t under­stand what dif­fer­ence the issue of who gets mar­ried or doesn’t get mar­ried makes to any­body. Mar­riage as rec­og­nized by the state is a civil mat­ter. Some may elect to cel­e­brate their mar­riages with a reli­gious cer­e­mony, some may elect to go to city hall or to Vegas. I don’t know if the two nice gay ladies up the street are mar­ried or not. It’s none of my busi­ness. I still don’t under­stand how two gays get­ting mar­ried imper­ils anybody’s straight mar­riage. Why can’t reli­gions con­tent them­selves with mind­ing their own busi­ness? Why do they have to bother every­body else? This is the part of reli­gion that dri­ves me nuts. You can cer­tainly hear the shrill screams when any reli­gion feels it’s being impinged upon. Hypocrisy and self delu­sion are ram­pant here. Peo­ple, free­dom of reli­gion includes free­dom from reli­gion. The right to not be both­ered by reli­gion is just as valid as the right to prac­tice reli­gion.

    The points Moe cites are very valid. I’ve heard too many hor­ror sto­ries about gay cou­ples get­ting screwed because they’re not mar­ried. Jeff Bor­den is also right that this will all be moot in a few years.

    I still don’t get it. Why is it so nec­es­sary to med­dle in other peo­ples’ lives? And yes, I’d be for revok­ing tax free sta­tus for Mor­mons, Catholics, Protes­tants, Jews, Mus­lims — any of them who abuse the priv­i­lege. Why should my taxes sub­si­dize hate and intol­er­ance?

  59. coozledad said on November 19th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    A guy who played drums in my band was in the first wave of peo­ple claimed by the AIDS epi­demic. He was a nurse, so he knew his estate would just go to his par­ents upon his death, despite the fact they’d dis­owned him and treated him like shit any­way. His response to his sit­u­a­tion was, for all its appar­ent hope­less­ness, resource­ful, to say the least. For one thing, he knew the hos­pi­tals were treat­ing vic­tims of the dis­ease like lep­ers, because they were too freaked out to even col­lect blood sam­ples with­out man­gling him. They under­pre­scribed pain-killers because they assumed gays just wanted to get high. He also knew from his deceased friends he had no say over the dis­tri­b­u­tion of his estate. When he devel­oped Kaposi’s, he took his gold card and began pur­chas­ing items that he could con­vert to cash to pur­chase China white heroin, for pain. Best pain man­age­ment drug avail­able, accord­ing to him. Bought a vin­tage Harley David­son, nice wardrobe..
    By the time he died and his creepy ass folks showed up to col­lect, he had built up a crush­ing moun­tain of debt. One of my friends went to his funeral in San Fran­cisco, and the par­ents weren’t there.

  60. Joe Kobiela said on November 19th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    When it comes to cor­prate avi­a­tion it is unfor­tu­nate that the pub­lic per­spec­tive is slewed so bad. Peo­ple think a cor­prate jet is a toy, it’s not, it’s a busi­ness tool just like a com­putor or a desk or a piece of equip­ment out on the shop floor. When I fly cor­prate peo­ple in both a King -Air and a Cita­tion jet, our peo­ple our on board and work­ing their lap­tops send­ing e-mail and hold­ing meet­ings while air­born. Let me ask you a sim­ple ques­tion, if you were pay­ing a employee 2-3 hun­dred dollers a hour, why would you want them sit­ting in a air­port for 2hr wait­ing on a flight, times that by 3 or 4 peo­ple and a cor­prate plane is only the way to go. It saves the com­pany money in the long run. Now that being said, did the ceo’s of the big three need to go to Wash­ing­ton in a Gulf steam 5, no it could have been done in some­thing smaller. Also remem­ber this, Nancy Pelosi whined big time about hav­ing to fly in a Gulf­steam and demanded a 757, her excuse was they had to refuel when she was flown home to Cal­i­for­nia. BULL, a G-5 would fly to Cal­i­for­nia and most of the way back with­out stop­ping for fuel. Also don’t for­get secu­rity con­cerns. Very impor­tant.
    Hope this helps.
    Pilot Joe

  61. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 19th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    Jeff B., i believe you’re talk­ing about “A Gath­er­ing of Saints,” by Robert Lind­sey on the Mark Hof­mann “Sala­man­der Mur­ders.” Good true crime writ­ing, and pretty fair on the Lat­ter Day Saints.

    I do think that mak­ing the gov­ern­men­tal side of things specif­i­cally “civil unions” and leav­ing “mar­riage” to var­i­ous reli­gious and litur­gi­cal bod­ies, sep­a­rate from the con­trac­tual and tax impli­ca­tions, is what suits the coun­try as a whole best.

    If “mar­riage” is to be made a gov­ern­men­tal cat­e­gory, and that cat­e­gory imposed across reli­gious bound­aries, you’re going to see a hash-fight that John Belushi would back away from. The Dalai Lama, the Amish, let alone South­ern Bap­tist pas­tors and clergy who think the SBC is too lib­eral will all refuse to be required to join par­ties they don’t chose to unite in a sacred covenant, which is how most reli­gious tra­di­tions look at the word “mar­riage.”

    When the United Church of Christ or The Epis­co­pal Church choose to unite same sex cou­ples, to quote my bet­ters, “it nei­ther picks my pocket or breaks my leg.” And i will wel­come, with open arms, no longer hav­ing the legal respon­si­bil­i­ties that come with cer­ti­fy­ing a mar­riage cer­tifi­cate for the state. If i never say again “by the power invested in me by the state of Blank,” i will die a happy lit­tle pas­tor. But if i choose to say to Sam and Sara, let alone Dan and Dave —
    “i don’t think this cer­e­mony should hap­pen, or at least i’m not the one to con­duct it,” i don’t want a civil rights com­mis­sion sec­ond guess­ing me.

    Let the state cer­tify civil unions as they will, and let reli­gious bod­ies be as broad-minded or narrow-eyed as they wish . . . and the mar­ket will out, or [insert Acts 5: 38-39 here].

  62. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 19th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    (Yes, i have cho­sen to not pre­side at wed­dings for cou­ples that were head­ing for trainwreck-dom, in my opin­ion, and yes, they still got mar­ried, and yes, they were het­ero. I’ve par­tic­i­pated in bless­ing cer­e­monies for same sex cou­ples who under­stood what they were get­ting into and were ready for com­mit­ment, again IMO. But it’s like the Scout­ing lead­er­ship thing — it looks sim­ple until you get in the mid­dle of it. Even if you’re hot to pull tax exempt sta­tus from churches — and i know many of you are — it still would cre­ate unbear­able ten­sions, Constitution-wise, to force clergy to do cer­tain kind of wed­dings they don’t believe they should per­form. Bet­ter to de-link the whole thing. If civil soci­ety *has* to end up with cus­tody of the word “mar­riage,” i don’t know where that one ends. Maybe churches go with “holy mat­ri­mony” and walk away from “mar­riage” then. But there has to be a, well, sep­a­ra­tion of church and state that makes sense to every­one on this sub­ject.)

  63. MichaelG said on November 19th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    As sev­eral folks have noted, mar­riage is a civil mat­ter in this coun­try. Nobody is sug­gest­ing that reli­gions or cler­ics be required to marry any­body. To assert so is just more of the right wing BS cloud. I could give a rat’s ass if cler­ics elect to deny their ser­vices and the ser­vices of their reli­gions to selected groups. That’s their right. What peo­ple are after is the right to get mar­ried at city hall with the whole list of 1100 things that Moe alluded to included so are all equal under the law. The world is not all about posters at nn.c and whom they piously feel may or may not be wor­thy of their atten­tion. God will sort all that shit out later.

  64. Rana said on November 19th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Yes. To flip the equa­tion around the other way, sep­a­rat­ing civil mar­riage from reli­gious mar­riage would not only involve not forc­ing narrow-minded churches to per­form mar­riages of which they dis­ap­prove. It would also elim­i­nate the cur­rent sit­u­a­tion in which lib­eral churches are denied fed­eral recog­ni­tion of some of their mar­riages while more con­ser­v­a­tive churches are granted full recog­ni­tion. (Not to men­tion the impo­si­tion of con­ser­v­a­tive reli­gious val­ues on athe­ists and agnos­tics.)

    This to me this is almost more egre­gious than con­ser­v­a­tive churches’ fears about “hav­ing” to rec­og­nize gay mar­riage (in law, if not at their altars) in that what we have is de facto gov­ern­ment sup­port for one form of reli­gion, and those who do not fol­low that reli­gion or who belong to other faith com­mu­ni­ties are not given equiv­a­lent sup­port.

    Sim­ply put, the refusal to rec­og­nize gay mar­riage at this point is a breach of the First Amend­ment, in that it pro­vides gov­ern­ment sup­port and legal back­ing for some churches at the expense of oth­ers. Toss in the civil rights issue for gays and les­bians and it becomes very hard to jus­tify this insis­tence that fed­eral civil mar­riage must fol­low a spe­cific, lim­ited reli­gious def­i­n­i­tion of mar­riage.

    I think that civil con­tracts should be the norm across the board, formed between two – or even sev­eral – con­sent­ing adults who want to form a legally rec­og­nized rela­tion­ship. If churches wish to rec­og­nize or refuse to rec­og­nize those con­tracts spir­i­tu­ally, it’s up to them.

  65. Suzi said on November 19th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Danny, you got this part right:
    “It touches upon how we are made.”
    Gays and les­bians are made that way, by God. Let them marry.

  66. beb said on November 19th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Nancy Pelosi did not request any spe­cific model of air­plane to fly her back to Cal­i­for­nia. That request was made by some­one respon­si­ble for her secu­rity. More­over, Pelosi is third in line to the Pres­i­dency so I think she deserves a plane in keep­ing with that sta­tus.

  67. moe99 said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Where’s our Thanks­giv­ing recipe thread? I have one to add in the gen­eral spirit of this year:

    Turkey Dress­ing

    3 eggs
    1tsp salt
    1 tsp pep­per
    3 cups washed pop­corn (uncooked0
    1 green pep­per, seeded and chopped
    1 cup diced cel­ery
    gar­lic and salt to taste

    Mix ingre­di­ents well and stuff turkey. Bake at 350, until pop­corn pops and blows the ass off the turkey.

  68. Gasman said on November 19th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    Danny,
    In what pos­si­ble way is gay mar­riage “court­ing dis­as­ter by doing great vio­lence to the lan­guage and the cul­ture?” That is the homo­pho­bic canard that you trot out to make it sound like you are doing some­thing noble. It is pre­cisely the same argu­ment that racist crack­ers used to keep blacks from inte­grat­ing churches and schools, because it would offend their cul­ture.

    You lob incen­di­ary charges into the mix that are thor­oughly unsub­stan­ti­ated as if they were undis­puted facts. How does gay mar­riage have a neg­a­tive impact upon the “future of all humankind?” How does it neg­a­tively impact “child-rearing?” Unless you can demon­strate fac­tu­ally based sub­stan­tive data that sup­ports your charges, you have no basis to deny any­body any rights. Once more, your premise is but­tressed upon the “BECAUSE I SAY SO!” argu­ment.

    The pro­cre­ation argu­ment is moronic. Does that mean that child­less straight cou­ples are less mar­ried than those with kids? Of course not. Then why in hell would a gay cou­ple be any less mar­ried with­out chil­dren? It is entirely pos­si­ble for gays to have chil­dren via sev­eral meth­ods. How do you then address those that pro­cre­ate?

    Your claim that there is no sep­a­ra­tion is sim­ply not true. Gays are most cer­tainly sep­a­rated from end of life deci­sions with their part­ners, the abil­ity to adopt, the right to have sur­vivor ben­e­fits, and the list goes on. These are things that straights take for granted. Why should gays and les­bians be denied these rights and ben­e­fits?

    You posit that gay mar­riage “touches upon how we are made what is best for the future suc­cess as a species.” Really? How? How is a gay mar­riage any more a threat to our species than bogus straight mar­riages?

    I am under no illu­sion that your opin­ions are going to change regard­less of what is writ­ten on this forum. I also take great offense at your histri­onic attempts to inject fear and and a sense of dan­ger into this sub­ject. Gay mar­riage is no threat to any straight mar­riage, period. Since gays have been allowed to marry in some states, I’ve heard of the demise of no straight unions as a result.

    Don’t try and jus­tify your homo­pho­bic big­otry with the canard of “threat to soci­ety” or “the cor­rup­tion of our chil­dren.” It is sim­ply nar­row­ness of mind that fuels your argu­ments, noth­ing more.

  69. Ricardo said on November 19th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Since 1970, peo­ple began buy­ing pickup trucks (and later, by exten­sion, SUVs) because they were bet­ter built, more rugged, lasted longer than cars, exempt from many auto safety stan­dards, and exempt from smog stan­dards. Mini­vans and most imported cars since 1980 are “throw­away cars”. If you bought a pickup or big SUV recently, you expected it to last for a long time, and it prob­a­bly will. I think the oil com­pa­nies with their huge prof­its should bail out the Detroit auto com­pa­nies.

    In 1940, the auto indus­try and all of the asso­ci­ated shops were ordered to switch to war pro­duc­tion. Headed by GM pres­i­dent William Knud­sen, all Amer­i­can indus­tries were directed to what was needed to win the war. It irked Henry Ford to have to obey some­one who he had fired (after Knud­sen designed his mass pro­duc­tion assem­bly lines), but every­one fell in line, and it is acknowl­edged that the Amer­i­can indus­trial effort won the war. If we lose this capac­ity, it may never come back. The inter­state high­way sys­tem was pushed through as a defense sys­tem by Eisen­hower in the 1950s. Get trucks with mis­siles through quickly.

    OK, lastly, I see this com­mu­nity at Nancy’s site as some­thing I expe­ri­enced in the late 1990′s. We had a reg­u­lar group, mostly peo­ple younger than me, who made friends over a bbs sim­i­lar to this. Mmm, it was a famous pio­neer web­cam site where a woman took off her clothes and her boyfriend pro­vided a bbs, not too com­mon back then. anacam​.com is still online (I heard about her on the Whad­day­ouknow radio show), but the friends moved on, and the bbs is long shut down, replaced by the Ihavease​cret​.com site. We did decide to meet for a member’s wed­ding in Las Vegas, in August, 2000. The wed­ding never took place, but the meet­ing did. I think it might have been the first time a vir­tual group of friends actu­ally became friends IRL.

    There were also sub­groups, the Toronto group, the LA group, etc. For­tu­nately, we recorded the meet­ing on video and I just made a dig­i­tal copy of the best part and posted it on youtube​.com. Would this group like to meet some­time?? Go to Youtube and search for Secret Soci­ety Ban­quet to view, it is in two seg­ments, 10 min­utes and 8 min­utes, I am the old guy, a lit­tle buzzed at the time. We were IRL just like we were online.

  70. JGW said on November 20th, 2008 at 2:23 am

    Thanks for Jeff (TMMO) for the look at Lin­coln at Get­tys­burg, it was insight­ful. Thanks also to Joe for stand­ing up for cor­po­rate avi­a­tion, in gen­eral he is right BUT if any three guys needed to fly com­mer­cial it was those three, even as an act of con­tri­tion.
    Hell, Ford’s CEO should have jumped up and said sure, sell my jet, since they have a huge fleet includ­ing a Fokker 70, a small jet­liner. He should have said, sell that Fokker! Can’t resist any Fokker joke, even before “Meet the Fokker’s.” I’m ter­mi­nal child­ish! But hey, Ford was the launch cus­tomer for the cor­po­rate ver­sion.
    And I’m not sure who owns it, but I think Chrysler flew a Lock­head Jet­star II there which would be about my age or so, as in 40ish. It was the old four engined pig with huge wing mounted cylin­dri­cal tanks for fuel.
    I actu­aly resent those guys less than the glo­ri­fied white trash UAW guys that ral­lied at the Fort Wayne Assem­bly plant this week. I say dump every­one, and rehire from scratch. I’d take their jobs for 1/3 the pay, and so would almost every­one out of work here. And all the new hires would have to give 100% every day. The long timers cling­ing to their high wages and great ben­e­fits are part of the prob­lem.
    When peo­ple like me can’t get hired for $8.50 at Wal­mart and my neigh­bors are all strug­gling, we could give two s***’s about the spoiled GM employ­ees. When the local food banks have waits of 3-4 hours in the cold, it’s hard to be sorry for peo­ple mak­ing $23 an hour or so. I say let the big 3 all go bank­rupt and let the econ­omy and a free mar­ket sort it out.
    I can’t afford a new car, I drive beat­ers with state min­i­mal insur­ance cov­er­age. If the big 3 cared, they would sell cars for pen­nies on the dol­lar but require a 5 year ser­vice plan.
    I used to sell cars and the worst cus­tomers (Sorry to sound racist but ask any car guy) were Indi­ans. They’d come in, shop around, test drive, then lay ths assi­nine crap on sales­men. They would scoff at the sticker price, then get all stu­dious. After a few min­utes they would announce that the car was a few hun­dred dol­lars worth of metal, plas­tic and rub­ber. Try get­ting a fair price when they start deal­ing up from $750 on a new car. I had Indian guys, med­ical doc­tors and col­lege pro­fes­sors actu­ally cal­cu­late the scrap value of the parts then try to bar­gain.
    If any­thing, now is the time to start sell­ing new cars for the masses at the Indian derived prices based on the mate­ri­als used. Oh, and when an Indian guy pulled up, a sales­man would always note, “Mr. Patel is here,” then the big gross­ing old timers would run to the bath­room to hide and let the strug­gling new guys suf­fer for 3-4 hours of some immi­grint from Mum­bai (It’s BOMBAY dammit you PC idiots) tell you what the grade of steel used sells for by the pound!

  71. alex said on November 20th, 2008 at 7:50 am

  72. brian stouder said on November 20th, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Great arti­cle, Alex – thanks!

    This part gave me a healthy chuckle:

    [quot­ing Sarah Palin] “I’m like, okay, God, if there is an open door for me some­where, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is…. And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it’s some­thing that is going to be good for my fam­ily, for my state, for my nation, an oppor­tu­nity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”

    Let’s do pray that God shows Alaska’s gov­er­nor the door.

  73. Jolene said on November 20th, 2008 at 8:19 am

    Brian: Your hero, Nate Sil­ver, has been named one of the 10 Sex­i­est Every­day Men of the Year. “Every­day Men” seems to be quite an expan­sive cat­e­gory, as it includes Barack Obama and Rahm Emmanuel, as well as a few blog­gers known only to Inter­net nerds and polit­i­cal junkies.

    Not sure exactly how I hap­pened across this, but I thought you’d want to know. Who knows? Maybe next year it’ll be your turn.

  74. brian stouder said on November 20th, 2008 at 8:57 am

    Jolene – Nate Sil­ver def­i­nitely strikes me as a ‘hip to be square’ fel­low. Or, for another 80’s anal­ogy, he’s like the guy in Ani­mal House who does everyone’s home­work (or the kiddo in Wierd Sci­ence) – he sim­ply has “it”.

    In the swirling chaos of our late elec­tion cycle, his web­site was a fixed point, a lighthouse…in fact I was always a lit­tle wor­ried that his con­sis­tently pleas­ing polling report­ing was a siren song call­ing me to the rocks (was my man Barack REALLY going to win so decisively?)….right up ’til the elec­tion blew over, and we wit­nessed the shim­mer­ing beauty of President-elect Obama and his lovely fam­ily stand­ing in Grant Park….

    and one of the reac­tions that crossed my mind (and pre­sume­ably every other reader of fivethir­tyeight) as the states went blue or red, and the pro­jected elec­toral votes added up was – “Wow – Nate was exactly right!”

    PS – and come to think of it, Jolene, I think you are the per­son who pointed me there! So – Thanks!! (I believe I owe you at least an icy cold Diet Coke)

  75. MichaelG said on November 20th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    That was good stuff, Alex. Never thought I’d like a Parker col­umn.

    JGW, you sound like an up for a Tata Nano.

  76. mark said on November 20th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    While I remain uncon­viced that there Is true “dis­crim­i­na­tion” involved in the gay mar­riage issue, the rem­edy seems to me to be not in redefin­ing mar­riage but in remov­ing many of the legal and gov­ern­men­tal ben­e­fits that flow to that sta­tus. Most of those ben­e­fits are premised on the now out of date notions that:

    1. Women don’t work.

    2. Women need to be pro­tected.

    3. Pro­tect­ing mar­riages finan­cially (and in a few other ways) is nec­es­sary.

    We could elim­i­nate the mar­ried verses sin­gle tax fil­ing sta­tus issue pretty read­ily, while main­tain­ing exemp­tions for chil­dren and depen­dents. When women didn’t work, mar­rieds almost always got a ben­e­fit; not so true any­more.

    Social secu­rity sur­vivor ben­e­fits could be struc­tured based upon the payee’s con­tri­bu­tions and aver­age life expectancy at time of death, and made avail­able to any designee with default pro­vi­sions sim­i­lar to estate law.

    The “spousal priv­i­lege” rec­og­nized in most all courts has been of ques­tion­able value for a long time and would not be missed.

    Health care deci­sions could be made a mat­ter of con­tract only, sub­ject to lim­ited default pro­vi­sions. Heck, the lawyers have every doc­tor and hos­pi­tal requir­ing a fist­ful of releases and autho­riza­tions, even from spouses who don’t require one, that this wouldn’t be much of a change in prac­tice any­way.

    If “mar­rieds” want to pre­serve mar­riage as it is, then they should give up the unnec­es­sary ben­e­fit that sep­a­rate it from civil unions. And if Gays want to expe­ri­ence that par­tic­u­lar hell that is known as divorce, and spend years and tens of thou­sands of dol­lars split­ting up the house­hold goods, step right up.

    But try­ing to make mar­riage into some­thing other than one man and one woman is a bat­tle against thou­sand of years of cul­ture and the teach­ing of every major reli­gion. Why bother?

    Oh. I real­ize there are other legal consequences/benefits that attach to mar­riage. I just don’t feel like list­ing all of them and dis­cussing how or why they can be elim­i­nated or made part­ner neu­tral. If some­body sees one that can’t or really shouldn’t be changed, let me know.

  77. Jolene said on November 20th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    I’m very taken w/ Nate too. Although I’m eas­ily moved by a sen­ti­men­tal scene, I’m an empiri­cist at heart, and I love the way Nate sticks to the sta­tis­ti­cal knit­ting, as well as his abil­ity to write clearly about his results. The sto­ries that his cohorts wrote about “the ground game” were an added treat.

    I’m inter­ested to see what he’ll do w/ his site as we move away from this elec­tion cycle.

  78. mark said on November 20th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    More on topic, nancy you are cor­rect. What­ever the cur­rent dif­fi­cul­ties, Detroit has given the con­sumers what they want. The Big 3 employ thou­sands of bright, well-educated men and women who devote their careers to assess­ing the mar­ket, enhanc­ing design, address­ing changes in the mar­ket and improv­ing the prod­uct. They have a vested inter­est in giv­ing the pub­lic a prod­uct that will sell.

    It takes incred­i­ble arro­gance for even a well informed observer to declare they must make a “green” car or any other car. About the only thing we observers know with some cer­tainty is thaty their costs are too high to allow them to make a profit under cur­rent cir­cum­stances.

    And for those who think Con­gress or a Car Czar can over­see things, Con­gress sold a bunch of the biggest SUVs to lawyers and doc­tors, inad­ver­tently, when they gave a $7500 tax credit for new busi­ness vehi­cles exceed­ing a gross vehi­cle weight that was low enough to encom­pass a Chevy Sub­ur­ban. What was intended to help farm­ers and small man­u­fac­tur­ing busi­nesses mod­ern­ize also let tax­pay­ers help pay for a big new ride for the pro­fes­sional class. Oh that law of unin­tended con­se­quences.

  79. del said on November 20th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    mark, the ques­tion I have is whether it really was an unin­tended con­se­quence. I think Con­gress knew exactly what it was doing. Let’s see what hap­pens to Big John Din­gell today in his chair­man­ship fight with Henry Wax­man.

  80. mark said on November 20th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    del-

    good point.

    That tax break had so many of my lawyer bud­dies buy­ing SUVs they had to restripe the park­ing garage to acco­mo­date them.

  81. Gasman said on November 20th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    mark,
    As to mar­riage being “a bat­tle against thou­sand of years of cul­ture and the teach­ing of every major reli­gion,” couldn’t the exact same thing have been said about racial seg­re­ga­tion? Jus­ti­fy­ing big­otry because it is our tra­di­tion is no more rea­son­able than any other excuse.

    If our ratio­nale for not con­fronting prej­u­dice is “we’ve always done it that way” then we would still be a nation with slav­ery, no women’s rights, child labor, etc., etc., etc…..

  82. moe99 said on November 20th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    mark,

    You’re a one man band for full employ­ment for attor­neys the way you’re propos­ing to go in and fix up all those laws one at a time. It’d be more effi­cient to just make mar­raiges between gays as well as straights, legal. See? Prob­lem solved. Then you can go back and fine tune your other issues to your heart’s desire and do it on the mer­its of each issue, rather than cloud it up with the other crap..

  83. Danny said on November 20th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Nancy, first off,, I do apol­o­gize for the com­ments sec­tion occa­sion­ally descend­ing into food-fight sta­tus. It’s not my inten­tion to stir things up and I tried to leave off this issue yes­ter­day, but I fig­ure after a num­ber of com­ments pass by and unchecked rhetoric ratch­ets up, it’s okay to offer a dif­fer­ing opin­ion.

    Sec­ondly, Alex, I’ve said before: I wish you the best and do not want you to be denied civil lib­er­ties. We just dis­agree on the issue of redefin­ing mar­riage as being the answer. And while politi­cians on the national scene con­tinue to shirk their respon­si­bil­ity by demur­ring to “it’s a states’ rights issue,” this will con­tinue to be an unhappy hodge­podge of states where the vot­ers wres­tle against activist judges. Every state where the vote is allowed, the issue loses, so for the time being, it is not me who will be “pound­ing sand.”

    Gas­man, you have a tight grip on your anger, but it seeps through in your rhetoric at the first sign of dis­agree­ment. For some­one who’s guy won the elec­tion and has a vast major­ity in con­gress, you sure don’t seem too happy. If your only hap­pi­ness will be from win­ning every bat­tle, be pre­pared to die on a few hills and to con­tinue to be dis­ap­pointed and angry. And remem­ber, while your cast­ing your mis­guided asper­sions of “bigot” and “nar­row minded,” be sure to pic­ture a car­toon thought bub­ble com­ing out of your head with Barack Obama’s like­ness in it. He agrees with me.

  84. Rana said on November 20th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Danny, mar­riage has already “been rede­fined.”

    My church (UU) believes that “gay mar­riage” and “straight mar­riage” are the same thing: mar­riage.

    Lib­eral Quaker churches believe this already, as well. As do some lib­eral Bap­tist churches, and oth­ers.

    What has not hap­pened is that laws based in a narrow-minded, and, yes, big­oted view of human­ity have been expanded to grant more rights to more peo­ple and more churches, instead of to a lim­ited, homo­pho­bic few.

    Gov­ern­ment estab­lish­ment of reli­gion – which this is, this giv­ing of full legal sta­tus to some churches’ mar­riages but not to other churches’ – is, last time I looked, a First Amend­ment vio­la­tion.

    As for the “tra­di­tion” of mar­riage being ineluctably one of one-man, one-woman, that is so his­tor­i­cally inac­cu­rate, it’s not even funny. In some soci­eties, men mar­ried pre-pubescent chil­dren. In oth­ers, men mar­ried sev­eral women. In some cul­tures in native Amer­ica, men did marry other men (they were called berdaches).

    The “mar­riage” that you are so wor­ried about the gov­ern­ment redefin­ing is ONE form of social and spir­i­tual con­tract from among a range of options. It is not some time­less ideal that wafted down from on high. No one is ask­ing you to par­tic­i­pate in, per­form, or approve of a mar­riage between gay peo­ple. What they are ask­ing for is for gays and les­bians and the churches and fam­i­lies that love and care for them be given the same legal recog­ni­tion – which cur­rently goes by the word “mar­riage” – as homo­pho­bic straight peo­ple and their fam­i­lies and churches.

    I’m not cast­ing an asper­sion when I call your views those of a bigot. I am stat­ing a fact.

    I also real­ize that I’m unlikely to change either your atti­tude or your views by stat­ing so. But your defend­ing the denial of full civil rights to a group of peo­ple who want noth­ing more than to live their lives and raise their fam­i­lies and love their beloveds in peace, while claim­ing that the peo­ple who call you bigot are the insult­ing, hate­ful ones, is too egre­gious an irony to not respond to.

  85. Danny said on November 20th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Rana, why do you hate Barack Obama? Why?

    Don’t injure your­self on the mean­ing of the word irony…

  86. Rana said on November 20th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Danny, that’s a stu­pid, child­ish response and you know it.

    I don’t hate Barack Obama, and on this issue, I think he’s wrong. He’s not my god; I’m free to dis­agree with the man.

  87. Danny said on November 20th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Hey, don’t soft-peddle it, Rana. You can’t have it both ways.

    You don’t just dis­agree with Barack Obama, you define him as a bigot. Along with me and most of the rest of the United States.

    Logic is hard!

    In other news, Ehar­mony was suc­cess­fully sued because they did not offer same-sex dat­ing ser­vices. Next up, churches, no doubt.

  88. Gasman said on November 20th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Danny,
    I am not angry. How­ever, I am totally through with accom­mo­dat­ing intol­er­ance or big­otry that would deny any Amer­i­can cit­i­zen full access to the rights that other cit­i­zens enjoy. That’s not anger, that is deter­mi­na­tion and an unwill­ing­ness to accept remarks that reek of big­otry. When is it appro­pri­ate to com­pro­mise some­one else’s lib­erty? I am of the opin­ion that it is never right or just to com­pro­mise when it comes to with­hold­ing full access to cit­i­zen­ship.

    As to Pres­i­dent Elect Obama’s posi­tion on gay mar­riage, I would say the same things to him that I am say­ing to you. As a mat­ter of fact, I already have voiced my dis­con­tent with his posi­tion on gay mar­riage on Barack Obama’s web­site blog sec­tion. There were plenty of peo­ple within the civil rights move­ment who thought that it was best not to rock the boat. There were oth­ers who knew that the time for boat rock­ing was long over­due. With­out the lat­ter, the for­mer would likely still be at the back of the bus and we would not have a Pres­i­dent Elect named Barack Obama.

    As for defin­ing Obama as a bigot, I would if he sum­ma­rized a jus­ti­fi­ca­tion for the denial of rights that was as homo­pho­bic as some of yours have been. I sus­pect that his views were tem­pered more by expe­di­ency than deep seated con­vic­tion. This elec­tion cycle played host to a small but vocal minor­ity that was intent on incit­ing an irra­tional sense of fear toward the GLBT com­mu­nity on the issue of gay mar­riage. As we can see by posts in this thread, it has not abated from that crowd.

    I am going to con­tinue to rock the boat every time I per­ceive that we are with­hold­ing lib­er­ties or rights from any cit­i­zen. The con­sti­tu­tion applies to all, not just those cur­rently in favor. Do not mis­take resolve for anger. They are very dif­fer­ent.

  89. Rana said on November 20th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    I do dis­agree with him, but I am not, along with Gas­man, con­vinced that hatred of gay peo­ple is his moti­vat­ing jus­ti­fi­ca­tion. He did not oppose gay mar­riage per se; he opposed it on the fed­eral level. There’s a dif­fer­ence there, in that such a posi­tion is about a pres­i­dent respect­ing the rights of states to make their own deci­sions, rather than about try­ing to get his own per­sonal prej­u­dices writ­ten into law.

    In fact, he and Joe Biden both opposed Propo­si­tion 8 – which makes his posi­tion a lot more com­plex than you’d like to car­i­ca­ture it as.

    Again, he’s not my god, my mes­siah, my sav­ior, or any of those things, and I am under no oblig­a­tion to march in lock­step with him, or to treat his every utter­ance like the word of an infal­li­ble god. He’s a human being, com­pli­cated and flawed, and he’s will­ing to sup­port a num­ber of my other pol­icy posi­tions, and I deemed him a bet­ter polit­i­cal match and more thought­ful can­di­date than McCain. That’s it. That’s all. Do I approve of his weak defense of civil rights for gays and les­bians? No. But that weak broth is bet­ter than the foul brew you’re offer­ing.

    Don’t like being called a bigot? Don’t be one.

    And do grow up. I know I’m younger than you, and it pains me to see a grown man stamp­ing his feet like a child.

  90. Danny said on November 20th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Fine guys, what­ever. And you mis­take my dis­agree­ment with you for hatred and big­otry.

    You know, if you two weren’t so fast and loose with the per­jo­ra­tives, we prob­a­bly could have had a rea­son­able thread here. As it is, you demo­nize those who dis­agree with you.

    Food for thought.

  91. Rana said on November 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    The thing is, Danny, you have offered no rea­sons against gay mar­riage that have not been rebutted mul­ti­ple times, both here and else­where. You keep shift­ing the goal posts. First, it’s “sep­a­ra­tion is equal.” Then it’s “mar­riage has always been this way.” Then it’s “think of the chil­dren.” Then it’s “what about Obama?” Then it’s “lets re-do the sys­tem.” Then it’s “don’t force the churches”.

    To me, some­one who keeps com­ing up with mul­ti­ple rea­sons – no, let’s call them what they are, excuses – to deny civil rights to a group of peo­ple appears to have a vested inter­est in that group’s con­tin­ued inequal­ity. A per­son who thought well of that group but who had reser­va­tions about the legal changes would be will­ing to rethink his or her posi­tion upon hear­ing counter argu­ments.

    But that’s not what you’re doing. You keep throw­ing argu­ments at the wall in the hopes that one of them will stick.

    Why?

    If mar­riage becomes a civil right for every­one, what harm does it to you?

    Really, hon­estly – what harm?

    So far you have made NO con­vinc­ing case that harm exists; indeed you keep grop­ing around for a new angle to per­suade us of some­thing that you’re just assum­ing – with no evi­dence.

    You assume that gay mar­riage = a bad thing, with no evi­dence. You insist on repeat­ing this, despite argu­ments to the con­trary. You kick and scream when peo­ple point out the errors in your asser­tions, rather than paus­ing to won­der if per­haps they might have a point.

    I don’t think you are a demon. I think you are a per­son who has formed a prej­u­dice against gay peo­ple, and one who refuses to con­tem­plate the pos­si­bil­ity that the assump­tions that go along with that prej­u­dice are in error.

    In short, I think you are a bigot. You hold erro­neous, dam­ag­ing beliefs about a group of peo­ple that has done you no harm, sim­ply because their biol­ogy is not the same as yours. That’s a text­book def­i­n­i­tion of big­otry.

    I don’t throw out that term lightly, or to make you look bad, or to insult you. I do it so your behav­ior is cor­rectly iden­ti­fied for what it is.

    Again, if you don’t like the label, change the behav­ior. No one can make you a bigot except your­self.

    This isn’t about whether you dis­agree with me, and it’s silly that you keep act­ing as if it is. I could care less about you per­son­ally. I have no stake in pleas­ing or insult­ing you. But the views you hold are dam­ag­ing, hurt­ful ones, ones that have real con­se­quences for real fam­i­lies, and I will not let them go unchal­lenged.

    I’m defend­ing the civil rights of a minor­ity group. What are you doing?

  92. Gasman said on November 20th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Danny,
    Per­jo­ra­tives? Demo­nize? I called you a bigot. If you’ve made big­oted state­ments, how is that demo­niza­tion? With a breezy wave of your hand you declare that whole classes of peo­ple should be denied civil rights because they make you uncom­fort­able. If the jack­boot fits….

    As Rana said, if the moniker of bigot is an uncom­fort­able one, feel free to cease and desist with nar­row minded remarks. You think that it is rea­son­able to talk of deny­ing or even revok­ing civil lib­er­ties for Amer­i­cans of whom you do not approve. That is decid­edly not rea­son­able. I would call that the basest kind of prej­u­dice, one that has a caus­tic effect in our democ­racy.

    “Food for thought is no sub­sti­tute for the real thing.” – Pogo

  93. nancy said on November 20th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    I am clos­ing com­ments on this thread. I am sick of this shit.