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Lunch for one.

My sen­tence at the car dealer’s yes­ter­day ran through lunchtime, but with­out wheels the options were a) vend­ing machines; or b) walk two deal­er­ships down to Fuddrucker’s. I chose B. One thing I’ll say about Grosse Pointe — it’s gen­er­ally free of these sorts of places, the chain food-stravaganza. We’ve got bagel joints, Pan­era and a num­ber of utterly mediocre locally owned restau­rants, but hardly any­thing with a drive-through win­dow and even fewer of these big-box grease pits.

The idea of Fuddrucker’s — and yes, every time I see it, I think of “Idioc­racy,” in which one of the visual jokes is the evo­lu­tion of the name into its log­i­cal obscen­ity — is to build your own burger. Giant burg­ers, all the condi­ments you could think of. I chose a 1/3-pound burger, the “small” size. Remem­ber when McDonald’s intro­duced the quarter-pounder? My God, man, now that’s a hun­gry man’s meal! A quarter-pound burger? That’ll fill a tummy, ain’a?

That was a long time ago.

OK, so a 1/3-pound burger. What the hell, I’ll get what I usu­ally put on it at home — grilled onions and crum­bled blue cheese.

“We don’t have that kind of blue cheese.”

That kind? What kind do you have?

“Blue cheese dress­ing.”

Oh. OK, then. Grilled onions, blue cheese dress­ing on the side, and let’s try to get out of here at under a mil­lion calo­ries. Fries? Sure. Some­thing from the foun­tain to drink. Nine bucks and change.

The burger came piled high with grilled onions. Now there’s a menu phrase — “piled high.” When you’re cook­ing at home, how often do you pile any­thing high? I could have stuck my fin­ger into this onion pile down to the sec­ond knuckle. Onions are a low-cost item, so it pays to stack ‘em deep. It gives the cus­tomer the sense of get­ting a bar­gain for his food dol­lar. Judg­ing from the other cus­tomers in the place, these are folks who drive a hard bar­gain. Only in the Mid­west, witty Jim Har­ri­son once wrote, is overeat­ing seen as heroic.

I picked off seven-eights of the onions and added an exper­i­men­tal dab of blue-cheese dress­ing, won­der­ing if it would sub for my beloved crum­bled Stil­ton. It did not. The fries were thick-cut slabs of pota­toes, no doubt sliced, sea­soned and prepped at a pro­cess­ing fac­tory far, far away. They were speck­led with a sea­son­ing blend that is prob­a­bly “secret.” Fries like this fre­quently dis­ap­point me, and so did these. I ate a few, left the rest.

I once asked a short-order cook why I couldn’t make a ham­burger as good as his. “Because you wouldn’t fuck­ing believe how much salt I put in it,” he said. (He’d been drink­ing.) “Almost a table­spoon. And then I add but­ter to the grill.”

I can’t speak for the but­ter, but they surely didn’t skimp on the salt in my lunch. If salt was the bass note, it was blast­ing out the win­dows of the car. I sat and did the L.A. Times cross­word — too easy — wait­ing for the clamor in my mouth to sub­side. It didn’t. I grabbed a cookie on my way out for the relief of sugar. Mis­sion accom­plished, Fuddrucker’s! Cus­tomer carpet-bombed with sodium chlo­ride and grease, upsold dessert upon exit. Well-done.

Maybe this is a good sign. There was a time in my life when I would have hap­pily cleaned my plate, but lately I’m work­ing toward, what’s the word? Mind­ful­ness. Noth­ing pro­hib­ited, just care­fully con­sid­ered. Maybe I should have fallen hap­pily into the Fud­drucker embrace and gone whole-hog with the cheese, which would have been the yang to the yin of salt. Or maybe I should have had another glass of water and some yogic breath­ing, and just put off lunch another 90 min­utes.

Lately I’ve been read­ing about David Kessler’s new book, “The End of Overeat­ing: Tak­ing Con­trol of the Insa­tiable Amer­i­can Appetite,” in which the for­mer FDA chief takes a look at so-called food engi­neer­ing, in which chemists seek to find just the right lay­ers of salt, fat and sugar to find the “bliss point” that gets us clean­ing our plates and order­ing more:

Foods rich in sugar and fat are rel­a­tively recent arrivals on the food land­scape, Dr. Kessler noted. But today, foods are more than just a com­bi­na­tion of ingre­di­ents. They are highly com­plex cre­ations, loaded up with layer upon layer of stim­u­lat­ing tastes that result in a mul­ti­sen­sory expe­ri­ence for the brain. Food com­pa­nies “design food for irre­sistibil­ity,” Dr. Kessler noted. “It’s been part of their busi­ness plans.”

But this book is less an exposé about the food indus­try and more an explo­ration of us. “My real goal is, How do you explain to peo­ple what’s going on with them?” Dr. Kessler said. “Nobody has ever explained to peo­ple how their brains have been cap­tured.”

My brain has been cap­tured. Lately, I’ve been try­ing to take it back.

You know what I had for lunch the other day? A kale smoothie. I’m not kid­ding. Alan has this pasta dish he likes, with Ital­ian sausage and pep­pers and kale, and it always leaves me with a lot of left­over kale. I found this recipe online: Put two cups of chopped kale in a blender with a frozen ripe banana, half a cup of orange juice and a quarter-cup of skim milk. Blend and serve. It looks like grass clip­pings, but it’s actu­ally quite tasty. Those of you who make smooth­ies a lot know the ingre­di­ents are utterly mal­leable — one per­son said to try it with pineap­ple juice instead, and I’ll prob­a­bly sub­sti­tute a dol­lop of vanilla yogurt for the skim milk next time. And when you’ve drained your glass, you’ve eaten kale instead of choco­late ice cream, and you’re not so very deprived at all.

Maybe I’ll open a kale smoothie shack in retire­ment. Call it Buttpuck­ers. “So good, it’ll make you clench your cheeks.”

OK, maybe not.

Some blog­gage:

Life is strange in Okla­homa. A state leg­is­la­tor blames the eco­nomic cri­sis on divorce, abor­tion and homo­sex­u­al­ity. Well, that’s one way to look at it.

One thing I did yes­ter­day while I waited on $600 worth of repairs on a car that was run­ning fine: Read the Sarah Palin piece in Van­ity Fair. Noth­ing really new, except the oblig­a­tory Olber­mann dog-whistle item about writ­ing in the voice of God, but it was nice to see it all in one place.

I swore I’d have noth­ing more to say on it, and I really don’t, but here’s some­thing that bugs me about the blacks-take-pride-in-Michael-Jackson sto­ries pop­ping up here and there: How much racial pride can you project upon a man who, when he had the choice, chose to have WHITE CHILDREN?

I ask you. And now I head to the shower, and another day too full of oblig­a­tion, but hey — work’s work.

46 responses to
“Lunch for one.”

  1. Peter said on July 1st, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Heard about the Van­ity Fair arti­cle on Slate – one per­son com­mented “10,000 words – my time is pre­cious, but adding to my dis­gust of her is price­less!”

  2. coozledad said on July 1st, 2009 at 10:40 am

    We’ve been eat­ing roasted pota­toes that have been coated with a lit­tle olive oil and a lit­tle coarse salt. They actu­ally seem to taste bet­ter than the deep-fried vari­ety.
    The clos­est restau­rant to us that serves food is in Durham, which has a cou­ple of bistros, a clas­si­cal French restau­rant that seems to spe­cial­ize in offal, two very fine Mediter­ranean restau­rants at least partly owned by the Mafia, and an ille­gal substance-fueled Irish theme pub, among other drink­ing and eat­ing places. If you’re care­ful to avoid the cud chew­ers of its north­ern exurbs, Durham is nice dirty lit­tle town whose crime rate pales in sig­nif­i­cance to the creepy head-up-it’s-assedness of Raleigh.

  3. LAMary said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Coo­zledad, try a lit­tle rose­mary or smoked paprika on those pota­toes. Another trick we do at the house is par­boil them first, then a lit­tle olive oil coat­ing an in the oven to brown them. They get all puffy inside that way, espe­cially if you use rus­sets.
    I’ve recently become a fan of Trader Joes frozen plain non fat yogurt. It’s tart and fresh tast­ing and doesn’t make me feel like crap like real ice cream does for so many rea­sons. Trader joes has greate mango sor­bet as well, and a lit­tle scoop of that and a lit­tle scoop of the plain frozen yogurt is to die for.

  4. jeff borden said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Just as inter­est­ing as the Sarah Palin story in Van­ity Fair has been the snip­ing between Repub­li­can oper­a­tives William “The Next Time I’m Cor­rect Will Be the First Time” Kris­tol and Steve Schmidt, the hard-nosed cam­paign man­ager for McCain-Palin.

    Kris­tol was an early and vocal advo­cate for Palin, who he met when one of those rightwing cruises docked in Juneau a few years ago and Palin hosted him and other neo­con hon­chos for a lunch. He advo­cated for her from the pages of the NYT, Weekly Stan­dard and his bully pul­pit on Fox. Schmidt, on the other hand, actu­ally had to run a tough cam­paign while deal­ing with a national polit­i­cal novice whose per­son­al­ity put pro­fes­sional divas to shame. Today, they’re throw­ing darts at each other and its pretty damned funny.

    To me, Sarah Palin rep­re­sents so much about what is wrong with our pol­i­tics. She’s glee­fully igno­rant, untrav­eled and unworldly; extrav­a­gantly impresssed with her own slen­der mer­its and accom­plish­ments; bored and dis­mis­sive with actual pol­icy issues; quick to jet­ti­son any­one or any­thing once she has squeezed some gain from it; quick to anger when chal­lenged; loose with facts; theo­cratic in her world­view; etc.

    She is a train wreck, yet she is con­sid­ered a ris­ing (or even estab­lished) star in a what used to be a major polit­i­cal party.

  5. Connie said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Our lat­est fave potato recipe: Scrub and boil pota­toes with skins on. Place on greased cookie sheet. Smash. I use a potato masher but a cof­fee mug works great. Brush gen­er­ously with olive oil. Sprin­kle salt and pep­per and your fave herb such as rose­mary, thyme or what­ever. At my house this time of year it is always fresh chives. Bake at 450 for 20 min­utes. Has a great mix of soft and crispy bits.

  6. Sue said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:29 am

    An update on the West Bend, Wis­con­sin library con­tro­versy:
    The Chris­t­ian Civil Lib­er­ties Union held a mini-protest on Tues­day dur­ing which they prayed for the soul of the mayor, handed out fly­ers to four passers-by and reit­er­ated their inten­tion to sue the Mayor, the Library Board and the Library Direc­tor for pain and suf­fer­ing as a result of the library car­ry­ing a 106-page book (‘Baby Be-Bop’) that they have appar­ently only read parts of (the good parts, I assume). Part of their suit would include a demand to pub­licly burn the book.
    The writ­ing in the news arti­cle is good:
    “Claim­ing he has filed mul­ti­ple law­suits over the years in his cru­sade to stamp out porn shops, abor­tion, vio­lence, drug traf­fick­ing and pros­ti­tu­tion, Braun admit­ted this is the first time he has chal­lenged the right of a spe­cific book to exist.”
    The West Bend Daily News included a pic­ture of a man car­ry­ing a sign read­ing “Mayer Deiss ok’s hate crime”.
    Appar­ently the CCLU has to wait until late July or until the City responds to their notice of claim before they can file the actual fed­eral law­suit. The CCLU got into this after a par­ent formed an orga­ni­za­tion try­ing to get “porn” books moved from the children’s library into a marked sec­tion in the adult library.

  7. Connie said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:48 am

    I had some anti gay activists show up at two library board meet­ings last year, seek­ing to remove all books relat­ing to homo­sex­u­al­ity from the library. The large note­book they handed out was full of icky stuff, all about how gays chose to be per­verts and were the biggest com­mu­nity health prob­lem in the coun­try. They turned out to be from the next county over and the board said, 1, we serve all types of peo­ple and do not judge, and 2, you have no stand­ing here.

    As a Library Direc­tor I have been deal­ing with these kind of peo­ple for many years. And it is not fun. Though once we threw all the pages out of those note­books we were left with very nice and big 3 ring binders.

    One thing I have learned from all of this is that porn is in the eye of the beholder.

    Though, as I believe I noted before, in a pre­vi­ous job I dealt with a con­certed Chris­t­ian effort to get Rolling Stone banned from the library because it per­verts our youth and will lead to rape in the park­ing lot. Since that city was the child­hood home of a big rock star, I got quoted in a goofy lit­tle news blurb in Rolling Stone. So if you are won­der­ing about my real last name you can look in the April 21, 1994 issue of Rolling Stone. Just under the head­line that says “Kurt Cobain recov­ers from sui­cide attempt.

  8. Sue said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am

    My feel­ing is that anti-gay is the new anti-Harry Pot­ter. Fear of gays has replaced fear of witch­craft. Which reminds me, I need to reread Half-Blood Prince, renounce my Cre­ator and try to bring about the destruc­tion of human­ity before the movie comes out.

  9. brian stouder said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Well, aside from the main point – mind­ful eat­ing – let me just say that I HATE $7 ham­burg­ers. McDon­alds is crap and we all know it, but it is also priced accord­ingly. But, I will not will­ingly set foot in a place like Red Robin, and if pushed, I’d order water. A per­son could eas­ily drop $30 on a lunch for two there, for ham­burg­ers. (there would be an unarmed “Rob­bin’”, indeed!”

    Recently I had the best $1 chicken sand­wich at McD’s ever; so good that it made me con­ciously won­der what made it so good. And my con­clu­sion: the bun was super soft. If they could make all their buns the way that one was, they’d dou­ble their sales. I’ll prob­a­bly never enjoy buns that soft again(!)

    BTW – not to sound like I have slipped ever deeper into the left­wing abyss – but I really do agree with the ini­tia­tive to make all restau­rants post the calo­ries next to each menu choice. In the end, all it is – is an attempt to coax a bit of mind­ful­ness amongst peo­ple. Maybe those apple dip­pers and juice boxes ARE the way to go, for the kid­dos’ happy meals, eh?

  10. Dorothy said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Oooh Con­nie I’m going to try that potato thing. How long do you boil them first?

  11. Connie said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Dorothy, until they are cooked through and soft to a fork.

  12. Dexter said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Very inter­est­ing, not sur­pris­ing that the “food engi­neers” are research­ing “irre­sistibil­ity”. At least some crav­ings we just out-grow. I now longer ever crave french fries, and rarely eat them. Finally, all the infor­ma­tion on growth hor­mones and slaugh­ter­houses has sunk in, and I have an aver­sion to beef now. I never eat ham­burg­ers and haven’t had a steak in a year. The pig? I gave up bacon but I still eat sausage, with guilt. I gave up lamb meat long ago. Even chicken skeeves me out, but I still eat some. Fif­teen years ago I was a lacto-ovo veg­e­tar­ian for two years, and it appears I am head­ing that way again.
    What are these labs,anyway? Cig­a­rette engi­neers put choco­late into Camels decades ago and acquired a mas­sive addicted fol­low­ing. Sub­se­quent test­ing resulted in the infu­sion of many chem­i­cals into cig­a­rette prod­uct that when ignited yielded car­cino­gens by the car­ton.
    Trans-fats were cre­ated in a lab and the whole west­ern world got hooked on them.
    Ani­mals are abused by the thou­sands in these labs, too.

  13. coozledad said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    I vaguely remem­ber read­ing about taste-testers, and the sorts of things they’re called upon to eval­u­ate: cat food (wet and dry),toothpaste, dog bis­cuits, Dinty Moore prod­ucts, etc.
    If some­one can eat canned cat food, how in the hell can they tell if any­thing else isn’t rot­ten?
    There was an inter­est­ing book sev­eral years back (Eat­ing Apes) about the ties between tim­ber har­vest­ing in West Africa and the spread of the HIV virus into human pop­u­la­tions via the slaugh­ter and con­sump­tion of bush­meat. They noted that taste tests had proved con­clu­sively the #1 fla­vor­ing agent approved by Asi­atic, African and West­ern tasters alike, is cane rat bouil­lon. It’s man­u­fac­tured by both Knorr and Maggi, and accounts for a sub­stan­tial amount of their sales.

  14. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Mmmm, rose­mary . . . is there any­thing you can­not do?

    I will con­ser­v­a­tively say that we DO have a fam­ily and mar­riage cri­sis in this coun­try, and gee whiz, blam­ing them gay folk is a really handy way to not deal with the prob­lem in your neck of the woods. It’s always one town or city or just one Cal­i­for­nia over, and it’s a cri­sis, mean­ing we need to sweep up all the bread crumbs that might lead those prob­lems to come nib­ble on our com­mu­nity, like library books and mag­a­zines and albums and 8-tracks that pro­mote unwhole­some val­ues . . . and let’s not talk about our own grand­son impreg­nat­ing half the county and you pay­ing for the abor­tions and buy­ing the keg for him and his 17 year old buds “so they can party safely at home where i can keep an eye on them.”

    Ptth­pppt.

  15. Danny said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Nancy, your post today was sub­lime. We don’t deserve you.

    {gen­u­flect­ing}

    I can’t quit you…

    Love, Danny

  16. judybusy said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Dex­ter: if you still want to eat meat, a great book on how to find healthy meat is Cather­ine Friend’s _The Com­pas­sion­ate Carnivore_. She and her part­ner have a small farm where they raise lamb and this year, beef. It’s an acces­si­ble read with some detail about fac­tory farm­ing, but mostly focus­ing on how to humanely raise ani­mals and deal­ing with the ethics of that. She gives explicit help on how to work with a farmer to get your own humanely raised meat. I can also highly rec­om­mend her mem­oir of their farm.

    To bring in our other topic of blam­ing queers for all ills: It does make me won­der about what the homo­phobes would have to say about this very sta­ble, lov­ing, les­bian cou­ple who are such an asset to their com­mu­nity. (OK, Ms. Friend also writes children’s books and has pub­lished two his­tor­i­cal fic­tion nov­els fea­tur­ing adven­tur­ous les­bians. The lat­ter does have some sex scenes, so I guess she’s a blasted pornog­ra­pher after all!) Seri­ously, they’re just super nice peo­ple who are great stew­ards of the land.

  17. Danny said on July 1st, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    In Cal­i­for­nia, it’s the queer ille­gal aliens that are the prob­lem. Trust me. Mary will back me up on this.

  18. Julie Robinson said on July 1st, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    No Trader Joe’s in the Fort…sigh

  19. ROgirl said on July 1st, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    I eat very lit­tle meat any more, don’t eat fast food, and I really don’t miss them, but any food that is com­mer­cially grown, pro­duced or made has the poten­tial to be unsafe these days.

    As for Sarah Palin, book ban­ners, family-values cru­saders, et al, here’s a chart that shows the states with the high­est divorce rates, teenage birth rates and sub­scrip­tions to online porn.
    http://​www​.nytimes​.com/​i​m​a​g​e​p​a​g​e​s​/​2​0​0​9​/​0​6​/​2​7​/​o​p​i​n​i​o​n​/​2​0​0​9​0​6​2​7​b​l​o​w​c​h​a​r​t.html

  20. Sue said on July 1st, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    You have to sub­scribe to online porn? Isn’t it free like every­thing else on the inter­nets?

  21. alex said on July 1st, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    So, Nance, what’s the recipe for the kale and sausage and pep­pers? I wouldn’t do a kale smoothie, but the other thing sounded divoon.

  22. Danny said on July 1st, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Alex, kale and other greens in smooth­ies are the bomb. You barely taste the greens and the smooth­ies are very sat­is­fy­ing and they’re great for you.

  23. LAMary said on July 1st, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    I like my kale to taste like kale. I’m just that way about things. No kale hid­ing.

  24. Dorothy said on July 1st, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Sue you’re just too funny. Those two lit­tle sen­tences told us vol­umes about you, you know…

    I’m not keen on kale. Mike’s made it a few times and it’s just too earthy for my taste buds. On the other hand, we had fresh yel­low squash out of our own gar­den for din­ner on Sat­ur­day. I picked it at 5:50 pm and it was in my stom­ach by 7:30 pm. I’ve never had such fresh pro­duce in my life before. It was too divoon for words.

  25. Jolene said on July 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    One more Michael Jack­son video: Those of you who were taken, as I was, by Nancy’s lovely post ear­lier this`week re Michael Jack­son as a dancer may want to check out a short post by the WaPo’s Joel Achen­bach and the asso­ci­ated “dance mix” video. Pretty amaz­ing.

  26. Jolene said on July 1st, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    James Fal­lows saw Food, Inc.., the doc­u­men­tary film re indus­trial food pro­duc­tion at the Aspen Ideas Fes­ti­val and reports that it has the poten­tial to move pub­lic opin­ion as Ralph Nader’s Unsafe at Any Speed did twenty years ago. He links to a review of the film in The Atlantic by Corby Kum­mer. Doesn’t exactly sound like a fun way to spend a Sat­ur­day night, but he says we have to see it.

  27. alice said on July 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Not to men­tion all the money MJ spent try­ing to turn him­self white! They were run­ning the old post-baby dan­gling inter­view with him last night. Dear lord, his speak­ing voice! Can’t take that sim­per­ing lit­tle girl non­sense in women; in a man it makes me want to claw my ears off.

    I’m glad y’all are doing the right thing by your food con­sump­tion. I am not. As a 49 year old athe­ist fat woman who smokes I’m socially damned any­way. I’ll take my plea­sures where I can. Pork ribs on the smoker this week­end baby!

  28. Rana said on July 1st, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    I’m always a bit bemused by the por­tion con­trol aspect of eat­ing out, as I’m one of those peo­ple who finds it nearly impos­si­ble to overeat. Eat too many calo­ries, sure (ask me about fudge! or truf­fles), but not too much vol­ume. It’s a com­bi­na­tion of hav­ing a small stom­ach, tend­ing to talk more than I eat, being eas­ily dis­tracted, and being one of the slow­est eaters I’ve ever met. (My child­hood is full of occa­sions when I was still at the table while the rest of my fam­ily was wait­ing to pay the check.)

    But it’s one of those things I can’t take any credit for, because I’ve cer­tainly tried on other occa­sions to eat fast and large, and I lit­er­ally can­not do it. (It’s espe­cially bad when I’m on a trip with a bunch of always-hungry young adults who want to get on with the day’s activ­i­ties – I often felt hun­gry and rushed in such groups, even when I was a young adult.) There’s no virtue in my eat­ing habits, since there’s pretty much no willpower involved.

    On the plus side, it means that a jug of milk and an order of McDonald’s fries fills me up, and I almost always have left­overs when we eat out.

    (The one excep­tion is a small local restaurant/chocolatier that decided to thread the nee­dle of cheap meals and good food by serv­ing smaller por­tions of really amaz­ing food.)

  29. brian stouder said on July 1st, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    it has the poten­tial to move pub­lic opin­ion as Ralph Nader’s Unsafe at Any Speed did twenty years ago.

    Hah!! Jolene, we’re get­tin’ older, ain’t we!

    (I was think­ing “Unsafe at any speed” was 40 years ago,since it attacked the Cor­vair, and a quick Google-go shows it as almost 44 years ago)

    Karl Malden, RIP. (I’d have guessed he was already dead)

  30. Dexter said on July 1st, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    spread­ing (false?) rumor—I walked into the room where the satel­lite radio show was play­ing, and the show stars were talk­ing about the Jack­sons, who were going to charge 50 bucks to take a peek at Michael Jack­son laid out in his cof­fin.
    Please some­body tell me this was just a radio bit!

    The real Michael Jack­son passed a cou­ple years ago, he of “Beer Hunter” fame, the Lon­don jour­nal­ist Michael Jack­son.

  31. Dexter said on July 1st, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Karl Malden, 97. Thanks for the tip, bri­anstouder. Malden was a great one for decades.

  32. LAMary said on July 1st, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    The Michael Jack­son who had mis­di­rected mourn­ers hang­ing around
    his star on Hol­ly­wood Boule­vard is still alive. He was on the radio here for years with a talk show that was very civ­i­lized and well informed. Rush came along an sucked away all his rat­ings, and con­tin­ued to do so at every sta­tion he moved to. It’s a shame that main­stream talk radio isn’t like that any­more.

  33. nancy said on July 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    The one nice thing I can say about Mitch Albom is about his radio per­sona. He really is far less objec­tion­able in that medium. I think it’s his bland, offend-no-one style — he comes of as rea­son­able and Mr. Nor­mal, rather than the screechy ass­hole that is far too typ­i­cal on talk radio.

  34. moe99 said on July 1st, 2009 at 7:42 pm

  35. basset said on July 1st, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    I have to say that never before today have I been inspired to Google “cane rat bouil­lon.”

    just cut our first Ger­man Pink tomato of the new grow­ing sea­son. Sub­lime.

  36. coozledad said on July 1st, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Bas­set: Appar­ently I’ve made the same com­ment before(re: cane rat bouil­lon) about the same topic. I just don’t read enough these days. But I’m still check­ing the Asian gro­ceries for the stuff.

    Tonight’s menu:
    http://​eatin​ga​sia​.type​pad​.com/​e​a​t​i​n​g​a​s​i​a​/​2​0​0​9​/​0​7​/​a​b​o​u​t​-​t​h​a​t​-​e​g​g​s​-​t​o​m​a​t​o​-​d​i​s​h.html

  37. Jolene said on July 1st, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Just saw that the Post has launched a new blog about the pol­i­tics of food. To appear twice a month, it’s called “Gut Check”. It’s writ­ten by Ezra Klein, one of those young, smarty-pants polit­i­cal blog­gers so com­mon in Wash­ing­ton, so it’s not likely to be a good place for recipes. Instead, he promises insights about who in agri­cul­ture, indus­try. and gov­ern­ment is pro­duc­ing the prob­lems in our food sup­ply and what is being done to address them. An excerpt:

    The sense that some­thing is wrong with our food quickly blurs into the sug­ges­tion that every­thing is wrong with our food. It has too much bac­te­ria but also too many pes­ti­cides. It is too expen­sive, but we do not spend enough money on it. We need fewer cor­po­ra­tions, or maybe more cor­po­ra­tions run by the yogurt guy. With so much wrong, it is hard to know where to start. And some­times, in fact, it seems that fix­ing one prob­lem would cre­ate another: Mak­ing fruits and veg­eta­bles cheaper, for instance, is hard to do if you also want them to be organic.

    . . . And that’s where this col­umn comes in. Twice a month, we’ll take a look at the evolv­ing pol­i­tics and pol­icy of food: from farms to Con­gress, on land and in sea, within and with­out the Dis­trict. Because it’s not that some­thing is wrong with our food. It’s that par­tic­u­lar things are wrong with our food. And know­ing what those things are is the first step toward fix­ing them.

    He is a lively writer, so it’s likely to be worth fol­low­ing.

  38. nancy said on July 1st, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    I’m glad they’re doing this, and that graf you pulled out, Jolene, gets right to the heart of it. It’s use­ful to remem­ber that for all the trendy carp­ing about agribusi­ness and indus­trial food, no one wants to go back to the days when all let­tuce was ice­berg and the only veg­eta­bles to eat in win­ter were canned. It’s not all bad eat­ing out there, despite what Michael Pol­lan says.

  39. Dexter said on July 1st, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    A search yielded some info about salad-in-a-bag from High­Beam Indus­tries from 1994. I was won­der­ing how long we have been able to buy salad like this.
    I know there have been issues with these bags, sal­mo­nella and e coli , but my wife buys these bags all the time and I bought an Ital­ian mix yes­ter­day, too.
    A spe­cial at the store , and a large bag of Ital­ian salad for a buck, fresh, not “marked down for quick sale.” With just two of us, it wouldn’t be prac­ti­cal to buy all the salad greens indi­vid­u­ally. Here’s the old story (excerpt):

    “Pre-cut veg­gies are spark­ing a quiet rev­o­lu­tion cen­tered in super­mar­ket pro­duce depart­ments as branded salad mixes and pack­aged pre-cuts begin to meet the needs of more and more 90s shop­pers.

    “I love the pack­aged sal­ads. Let­tuce on the head tends to go bad. Pack­aged stays edi­ble longer and it’s con­ve­nient too.”

    Updated fruits and veg­gies are in step with today’s fast pace and casual lifestyles. They are easy to tote and easy to eat. They require no prepa­ra­tion work and gen­er­ate next to no trash or garbage. They are easy and even fun to select and to reject … “

  40. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on July 1st, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    I must point out, as fel­low native of Da Region, that Karl Malden, nee Mladen Sekulovich (i may have man­gled the spelling of the Ser­bian orig­i­nal) was from Gary, Indi­ana, as was that other fel­low from Gary who died last week.

    Karl only changed his name; his nose was the prod­uct of north­west Indi­ana bas­ket­ball, which could never tell when it wasn’t foot­ball. I was lucky, my nose only got bro­ken once.

  41. brian stouder said on July 1st, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Mary – Years and years ago, I called into Michael Jackson’s talk radio show; couldn’t pos­si­bly tell you what I was dis­agree­ing with, but I seem to recall the word “jin­go­ism” was used, in his British accent. Pre­sume­ably it was back when Pres­i­dent Rea­gan was in office and MJ had crit­i­cized some RR rhetoric about Libya/Khadafy/Line of Death, but who knows?

    Any­way, yes, Michael Jack­son and Owen Spahn were OK; and there was another guy, more recently….maybe Tom Liekus (spelling is prob­a­bly wrong)?

    I won’t say “those were the good ol’ days” -because they weren’t; but the acces­si­ble style of those national talk­ers is def­i­nitely gone. Pos­si­bly peo­ple like that are on local sta­tions; here in Fort Wayne ol’ Pat White varies. Some days he’s noth­ing more than a shrill shill for what­ever the wingnut talk­ing point of the moment is (“Cap and Tax” seems to be the cur­rent End of the World as We Know It thing), but more often, a caller can get through and have a rea­son­able dis­agree­ment with him.

  42. Joe Kobiela said on July 1st, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Just got back from watch­ing Pub­lic Enemy. Pretty good flick. Thank­fully they did not glam­or­ize Dillinger to much,cause he was a killer. One thing the wife pointed out was his girl­friend was not glam­orous, just nor­mal, like some one from Moorsville Ind would like. The pro­duc­tion looked pretty good also, things looked like it was the mid 30′s. Johnny Depp really gets into his character’s. The guy is prob­a­bly the best actor going at this time. Over­all I give the movie a solid b+ or A-
    Pilot Joe

  43. brian stouder said on July 1st, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Joe – I’ve seen the pre­views, and my Lovely Wife is a huge Johnny Depp fan any­way – so we’re almost cer­tain to see it at Full Price; thanks for the cap­sule review!

    Pam was telling me that she read that the movie mak­ers wanted Real Live Indi­ana news­pa­per reporters for the scenes wherein Dillinger deals with the press; and an ink-stained wretch from some­where around here answered the cast­ing call and got a part!

    The story went on about repeated screen tests and rehearsals. They had a stand-in for Mr Depp, of course, but the reporters and oth­ers kept run­ning through the scenes. Weeks and weeks went by, and the reporter got no more calls, and just when he thought he hadn’t made the cut, the phone rang and the movie mak­ers flew him out to Cal­i­for­nia.

    Then – he saw the spec­ta­cle of the same scenes being run through (for block­ing?), and they had a stand-in for HIM, while Mr Depp did his part!!

    Now I’ll have to go Googling and find who this guy was…

  44. brian stouder said on July 1st, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    I dunno – the link might be the same guy Pam was talk­ing about…

    http://​vis​it​shoremagazine​.com/​2​/​?​p=5066

  45. Dave said on July 1st, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    John Dillinger killed the sher­iff break­ing out of the jail in Lima, OH, some­thing which was brought up in the news­pa­per at least a cou­ple of times dur­ing the six years we lived there. He robbed banks and every­thing else all around this gen­eral area, includ­ing the police sta­tion up in Auburn, by some accounts. Glad that the movie doesn’t glam­or­ize him, although it seems the ads would lead you to believe oth­er­wise.

    When I think of Michael Jack­son, the radio host, I think of the day the Chal­lenger blew up, which we wit­nessed. As we finally made our way up the Florida east coast, he was the radio show we were lis­ten­ing to.

    No Trader Joe’s in the Fort, which we got intro­duced to last sum­mer. No Costco, either.

  46. Dexter said on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 am

    Tom Leykis. I remem­ber lis­ten­ing to the show that fol­lowed his, and the host said Leykis was a very ani­mated broad­caster; he never sat down at all dur­ing the entire show and would not even go on-air if the stu­dio was over 60 degrees F.
    He had to have it cold. I only lis­tened to Leykis occasionally…can’t recall any­thing about him or his show…
    http://​www​.blowme​up​tom​.com/​t​o​m​-​l​e​y​k​i​s​-​s​how.tl