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Diving for beaters.

There are times I truly miss being a G.A. — that’s old-fart-journo-speak for “gen­eral assign­ment reporter.” You never know what’s going to turn up. I had plans to spend yes­ter­day relax­ing with my kid, maybe clean­ing the house. The phone rang at 8 a.m. with news the Detroit Police dive team was going to spend the next two days fish­ing cars out of the river. Plans changed.

A lit­tle back­ground: In May, this same team was doing a train­ing dive at the point where Lake St. Clair joins the Detroit River, prepar­ing to recover a car, when the team leader dis­cov­ered what seemed to be a hand, reach­ing up from the bot­tom. It turned out to be a bronze sculp­ture that had been stolen sev­eral years ear­lier from a local insti­tu­tion, part of a rash of outdoor-art thefts in the area. At the time, we told the team leader to call us the next time they went look­ing for a car, think­ing a tick-tock on how they work would be a nice fea­ture for my jour­nal­ism students.

Of course they had to call only hours ahead, too lit­tle time to scram­ble a team of over­sched­uled col­lege stu­dents. But I was able to go, and I don’t know about you, but to me, the great thing about jour­nal­ism is the per­mis­sion you get to watch other peo­ple work at inter­est­ing jobs. I could have watched these guys all day, and in fact, that’s pretty much what I did. The 60-ton heavy-duty tow truck alone was a mar­vel; it looked like you needed a master’s in engi­neer­ing just to run the thing.

The divers were try­ing to clear at least 14 and as many as 16 (sonar was unclear) drowned cars from what must have been a pop­u­lar dump­ing spot, once upon a time. A patch of river­front land that had been the site of your standard-issue 20th-century poi­son fac­tory — metal plat­ing with casual envi­ron­men­tal stan­dards, shud­der — stood empty for years, and if you took the time to drive or push a car through the weeds to the river­bank, you found a nice open area with no sea­wall and 15 – 20 feet of water ready to swal­low the evi­dence of your insur­ance fraud, no ques­tions asked.

The divers went down in teams and strapped up the axles or frames, and the truck oper­a­tor ran the winch. The wrecks came up groan­ing and drop­ping vast caul­drons of mud and craw­fish. As soon as they cleared the water, the gear­heads started call­ing out mod­els and years. Sev­eral fell to pieces as they came free; a Ford EXP, sec­ond cousin to a Mer­cury Capri I once owned, lost its roof and neces­si­tated a sec­ond dive to retrieve the rest.

And once they were on dry land, photo ops galore:

grill

What inter­ested me the most: Even in that stew of heavy-metal waste and pol­lu­tion, nature is always trying:

mudpuppies

Those are sala­man­der eggs — mud­pup­pies. Ah, well — based on what crawled out of those wrecks, there’s no short­age down there.

Note the zebra mus­sels, an inva­sive species that first entered the Great Lakes in the bal­last water of ocean­go­ing freighters. They have played havoc on treatment-plant intakes and other under­wa­ter struc­tures, but have had an unde­ni­ably pos­i­tive effect on water clar­ity; I’ve heard many long-time Great Lakes anglers say the water’s never been cleaner.

So that was yes­ter­day. Today I’m giv­ing blood. In con­sid­er­a­tion, I’ve gone off all my over-the-counter anal­gesics for the last 72 hours. Man, do I feel old.

Blog­gage:

My TV now has to stay off for two rea­sons: The still-unplanted corpse of Michael Jack­son, and the gov­er­nor of South Car­olina, who has now raised humil­i­a­tion of his wife to a high art. I’m with Josh Mar­shall — just go be with her, already.

As for Miguel Jacko, the NYT lead says it all:

Nearly a week after he died, Michael Jack­son still has not been buried, new com­pli­ca­tions have arisen over set­tling his vast estate, and his will has given up tan­ta­liz­ing details, includ­ing his choice of Diana Ross as a guardian of his chil­dren if his mother were unable to care for them.

I think his fam­ily is drag­ging their feet because they like the pub­lic­ity. I fully expect him to be stuffed and mounted by the time this is over.

To the gym and to the exsan­guina­tion table after that. Back in a bit.

63 responses to
“Diving for beaters.”

  1. Colleen said on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am

    I always thought one of the cool things about being an inter­viewer was get­ting to ask nosy ques­tions that you couldn’t get away with in nor­mal conversation.

    Exsan­guinate is one of my favorite words.

  2. C.Rader said on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Just wanted to say, I’ve been fol­low­ing you on RSS for a long time and you are my num­ber one read in the morn­ing. I was a librar­ian in Fort Wayne back in the early part of the decade and may have met you once or twice, and now I’m across the state in Niles. Thanks for the writ­ing, makes my day that much better.

  3. alex said on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Looks like a late-‘70s Toy­ota Cel­ica in that top photo. Am I right?

  4. Dorothy said on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:43 am

    You could re-write one sen­tence: “…stuffed and mounted … and then brought back to life via his hyper­baric oxy­gen cham­ber.” Would we even notice the dif­fer­ence between before and after?

  5. Deborah said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Maybe the answer to this ques­tion is obvi­ous — why were they pulling these cars out of their rest­ing place? Were they an envi­ron­men­tal prob­lem? Were they look­ing for evi­dence of insur­ance fraud? Bod­ies? Why would they go to all that trou­ble and expense when there are so many other highly vis­i­ble prob­lems in Detroit?

  6. Danny said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Dorothy, I’m par­tial to this word: Rean­i­mated. I think I heard it in “Young Franken­stein” (No, it’s Franken-STIEN!!!).

    Loved this line at the end of the San­ford article:

    But it does seem like there are two guys here. One say­ing he wants to serve out his respon­si­bil­ity to his state and rec­on­cile with his wife and another using the press to broad­cast a free form love poem to the girl­friend in Argentina.

  7. James said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:09 am

    I finally got my Mark San­ford car­toon done, not an easy task since the sub­ject has been such a mov­ing target…

  8. brian stouder said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am

    James — funny stuff! Two ques­tions: Do you really look like Clark Kent?

    And don’t you think the naked hik­ing gov­er­nor would be flat­tered by that frame show­ing him hold­ing his rod?

  9. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 am

    I put it at a mid sev­en­ties Toy­ota Corolla, but I eas­ily could be wrong. It looks like a car I had once, but I swear I didn’t sink it in Detroit.
    I try to give blood every time there’s an employee blood drive here, but lately I’ve been too ane­mic. Hear­ing that always makes my day weird and I sud­denly feel ane­mic, even if I didn’t feel bad ear­lier. They give me my blood drive t-shirt and coupon for a pint of Baskin Rob­bins any­way because I try.

  10. alex said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:27 am

  11. velvet goldmine said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Did they look in the trunks while you were there? Under­wa­ter car grave­yards always makes me think of that Neil Gaiman book in which it turned out that there was a mur­dered child’s corpse in each of the dozens of cars taken out of the lake.

  12. James said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Brian:

    I flat­ter myself. This strip dealt with the dis­par­ity between how I draw myself and how I actu­ally look.

  13. brian stouder said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:55 am

    James — actu­ally, you DO look like Clark Kent! — at least a fair-haired ver­sion. Very cool stuff, in any case

    Mary — giv­ing blood always made me feel unwell, so I do the platelet thing, wherein they give me my red cells back (plus saline — which ends up mak­ing me cold!)

    The only thing is, the process (includ­ing ques­tions* and so on) takes more than 2 hours — but then again, that’s mostly reclined on a chair with a blan­ket watch­ing TV…which I’m good at!

    *btw Nance, do they now ask you if you were born female?

  14. MichaelG said on July 2nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Great car­toon, James. I’ve been think­ing that same thing about San­ford, Nance. He’s gonna end up los­ing his job any­way. He may as well just do all of us (includ­ing him­self and his tango honey) a favor and split for B. A.

    Not only is Jack­son not buried yet, they still have no idea what to do with him other than that it was made very clear that his mor­tal remains were most emphat­i­cally not wel­come in Santa Bar­bara County. Shud­der. Now there are vague plans for some kind of memo­r­ial event at Sta­ples Arena on Tues which I’m sure is just won­der­ful news for LAX and any­body who wants to get in or out of there. I’m sched­uled to fly down that way on Tues AM but I’m going to Bur­bank so things should be OK. What bizarre peo­ple they are and what a bizarre story. The coro­ner or the funeral home or whomever is going to start charg­ing demurrage.

  15. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Brian, they don’t even take my blood. They do a crit and I reg­is­ter as the walk­ing dead and they send me away. I don’t look ane­mic, trust me. Tak­ing iron does bad things to my diges­tive sys­tem and I can’t bear the taste of liver. Too many forced liver meals in my early child­hood. As I said, they still give me the blood donor t shirt. The most recent one had a lit­tle car­toon of a stick fig­ure. It said, “This is Pete. See Pete drive. See Pete crash. Give blood for Pete’s sake.” I gave the shirt to my son Pete which may or may not have been a good idea, but I knew I wasn’t going to wear it.

  16. nancy said on July 2nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Deb­o­rah — They use these oppor­tu­ni­ties as train­ing. Even in our action-packed city with a watery grave­yard run­ning along­side, the dive team is a part-time detail with lots of time between assign­ments. So they do these interim exer­cises to keep the skills sharp.

    Beats patrol duty, you gotta figure.

    The sergeant and I had a chat about how they work on real cases, how they draw search grids, etc. Inter­est­ing guy.

    Brian — they didn’t ask if I was born female, but they did say, “We have you down as a female donor,” like it was a pol­icy state­ment. I said, “Is there some ques­tion in your mind?” She said, “No, no, just tak­ing note.” Ohhhh-kay.

    The big dif­fer­ence between giv­ing blood then and now is the inter­view process, which used to be per­func­tory and is now more like a depo­si­tion. So many banned phar­ma­ceu­ti­cals. So many crazy dis­eases. Ugh.

    Oh, and Alex: Yes, a Toy­ota Cel­ica. Don’t know what year.

  17. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    The ques­tions on the blood­bank form are things like, “have you had sex for money?” “Have you had sex with any­one from Uganda, Rwanda, Nige­ria, Zim­babwe…” “Are you tak­ing Accu­tane or Avo­dart?” “Have you eaten beef prod­ucts orig­i­nat­ing in UK?”

    My life is so quiet, I never get to say yes.

  18. nancy said on July 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    LAM, I always think the same thing! “Well, I *thought* I’d led a fun life so far…” Obvi­ously not.

  19. brian stouder said on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    What gets me is when they change or add a ques­tion. The process used to be say­ing “no.…no…no.…no.…no”; and then they throw a ques­tion in there like “Do you feel well today”, and it became “no…no.…no…errrr — yes.…no.…no” etc

    and btw — aside from all those ques­tions about sex with jaun­diced African hemo­phil­i­acs for money  — do you real­ize that the Amer­i­can Red Cross would have no prob­lem at all tak­ing your blood or platelets if you were a big ol’ coke-head — so long as you never used a nee­dle?

  20. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Thing is, I have had a pretty fun life and even being ane­mic, I can drop my fif­teen year old. We have this game that’s been going on since he started approach­ing my height. I’m five ten. He’s passed me up now, but for the past year or so when­ever he men­tions being taller than I, I remind him I can still “take him.” Which I can since he always approaches me straight on and I always do a Judo foot sweep and land him on his ass. So, if at age 56 I can leave a healthy fif­teen year old sput­ter­ing on the floor, and I can look back on some mem­o­ries that I think my forty­ish cowork­ers would think were rather wild, why I do I show as such a bor­ing wimp at the blood bank? I mean really.

  21. Danny said on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    {note to self: do not approach Mary straight on.}

  22. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Danny, the foot sweep is the only move I remem­ber from col­lege judo class. You’re safe.

  23. Catherine said on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    MichaelG, the MJ funeral traf­fic mad­ness may very well spread into the Val­ley, and indus­try types who don’t have their own jet love to fly into BBK. Might want to reschedule.

  24. paddyo' said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Great post, Nance — but one more thing about those zebra mus­sels: They do, indeed, clean the water … but only too well. Prob­a­bly great for the urban rivers of the Mid­west, but they’re such vora­cious proces­sors of lake water as they strain it for micro­scopic nutri­ents and such, they grad­u­ally rob bod­ies of water of the food that other crit­ters (fish, mostly) need.
    This is par­tic­u­larly a prob­lem here in the West, where the big Col­orado River reser­voirs (lakes Mead and Pow­ell, and oth­ers down­stream) are fight­ing a los­ing bat­tle to keep the mus­sels out. Actu­ally, Lake Mead lost that bat­tle sev­eral years ago and is now infested in some places. Pow­ell is try­ing to hold on but will lose, too. Ditto a bunch of other lakes/reservoirs from Col­orado to California.

    Ahh, nature …

  25. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    MichaelG, fly in early and go have a Cuban cof­fee and a guava pas­try at Por­tos in Burbank.

  26. brian stouder said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    My ques­tion is — when all the folks are in Sta­ples Cen­ter, will they sell beer/brats/tee shirts/posters/glittery gloves?

  27. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    In my neck of the woods, exsan­guina­tion now is pos­si­ble after just 30 days if you were pierced or tat­tooed by a state licensed oper­a­tor; more infor­mally done pierc­ings & skin art get you a one year defer­ral. My only “yes” is mil­i­tary ser­vice, and when they hear i merely defended Vir­ginia from inva­sion by Mary­land (suc­ces­fully, i might add), they move on.

    Two more, and i get my 12 gal­lon pin! I’m O– and read a pitch when i was 18 by Robert Hein­lein for the Rare Blood Club, and have been a reg­u­lar ever since.

  28. coozledad said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    LA Mary: I’m slightly ane­mic, but O neg­a­tive, so they’re always happy to take my blood. I used to give blood fairly con­sis­tently, and that’s when our physi­cian sug­gested I needed to take iron.
    Since my cho­les­terol is pretty high (290s) I won­der if get­ting blood from me would be like eat­ing a side of beef, or a wheel of Brie.

  29. moe99 said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm

  30. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    A wheel of Brie? You could mar­ket your blood as gourmet as well as uni­ver­sally donat­able. Maybe I could con­sider mine “lite” blood.

  31. Jolene said on July 2nd, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Moe, the WaPo salons appear to have been a very embar­rass­ing mis­take. They’re not going to hap­pen. One less sign of the decline of almost everything.

  32. Julie Robinson said on July 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    If you are O neg­a­tive and also haven’t had a com­mon virus then they really love you and call you up to remind you that you have “that spe­cial blood we give to babies”. That’s a hard one to resist.

    We had a good laugh when our daugh­ter said rather seri­ously that she didn’t think she could give blood since she had gone to Thai­land last year. But have you ever given blood, I asked? Nope, but now she has a good excuse.

  33. alex said on July 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Well, I’m not allowed to give blood, never mind that I’m HIV-negative and in per­fect health. Mean­while any promis­cu­ous het­ero is wel­come to exsan­guinate all over the damn place.

  34. MichaelG said on July 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Yeah, the swells like to fly into Santa Mon­ica and Van Nuys too. I’m not going to sweat it.

    I see there’s also a Porto’s in Glen­dale. Is one bet­ter than the other?

    I had malaria twice when I was in the ser­vice. That used to raise some big red flags with the blood people.

  35. LAMary said on July 2nd, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    They are both great. Try the potato balls as well. Now I’m get­ting hungry.

  36. MichaelG said on July 2nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Here’s a story about the cars in the river com­plete with video.

    http://​jalop​nik​.com/​5​3​0​6​3​0​6​/​f​i​f​t​e​e​n​-​m​y​s​t​e​r​i​o​u​s​-​c​a​r​s​-​p​u​l​l​e​d​-​f​r​o​m​-​d​e​t​r​o​i​t​-river

    Nance, were you wear­ing a blue tank top and white shorts? Check the woman at about 1:14  —  1:12.

  37. MichaelG said on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Oh shit. I just read the funeral is going to be at For­est Lawn at 10:00 AM with the Sta­ples Cen­ter memo­r­ial to fol­low. I gotta be in Hol­ly­wood at 10:00.

  38. Dorothy said on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    That sure looked like our Nance.

  39. nancy said on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Yep, c’est moi.

  40. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Alex, that one really does baf­fle me; i assume they HIV test all blood any­how. I won­der what they do when they have a unit zip thru the pre-test, give it to a recip­i­ent, and then find in the later test there’s an HIV involve­ment? Because the only ratio­nale i can think of is that if the donor got HIV fairly recently, there’s not enough anti­body built up in the blood to ring the bell … but surely that’s hap­pened with a hetero-exsanguinator.

  41. alex said on July 2nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Maybe they should do Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

    I remem­ber one time at a for­mer place of employ­ment we were all being brow­beaten to donate blood. I demurred but found it awk­ward because I didn’t want to out myself. What shocked me, how­ever, was that a gay employee — in HR, no less — did go and give blood any­way. Prob­a­bly thought it was good for his image. No doubt there are a lot of clos­eted peo­ple out there, exactly the sort who knuckle under to con­for­mity, sub­vert­ing this rule and taint­ing the blood sup­ply with their fairy dust.

  42. Rana said on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    O-neg here, and I used to get calls from the dona­tion cen­ter all the time when I was in col­lege. They had an uncanny knack for call­ing dur­ing finals and midterms weeks with plain­tive sto­ries about the peds wards.

    I feel an oblig­a­tion to donate, since as an O-neg per­son I’m in the group most depen­dent on typed dona­tions, but it’s just not pos­si­ble any­more. These days a blood draw for a cho­les­terol test (a few ccs at most) makes me faint enough that I have to lie on the couch drink­ing milk and orange juice for about 20 min­utes before I can be trusted to stand up. Donat­ing a full pint is out of the ques­tion; I’d be flat for days.

    The guilt per­sists, how­ever. I’m very grate­ful that those who can, do.

  43. nancy said on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Rana, after what you said about food yes­ter­day, I aspire to your bird-like con­sti­tu­tion. I fear I was spawned from one of those blood­lines that is more closely related to oxen. Today the woman in the can­teen ordered me to eat a sec­ond snack, so I could stay the full 10 min­utes, and ARMS ON THE TABLE WHERE I CAN SEE THAT BAND-AID, PLEASE. I finally begged off at 10 min­utes and a few sec­onds and rode my bike home. Haven’t felt a bit funny all day.

  44. MichaelG said on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    In the army they used to get guys to give blood in the AM and then give every­body the rest of the day off. They would all run down to the club and get drunk for cheap. Very drunk and very cheap. I say “they” since they wouldn’t let me donate because of the Malaria history.

  45. Colleen said on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    I got woozy once, and man, they had me ass over teaket­tle in no time.…i was just con­cen­trat­ing on not barf­ing all over the Red Cross. Last time I went, it was a no-go…all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t stick me. And after about the third time of “stick. wig­gle wig­gle wig­gle”, I was ready to go.…

    But I need to go back again soon. I’m noth­ing spe­cial, A+, but still, every bit helps.

  46. Rana said on July 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    The down­side of the bird­like con­sti­tu­tion, Nancy, is the get­ting stupid/cranky/unable to focus part. I have to graze all day if I’m to ingest enough calo­ries to avoid that. (It sounds amus­ing, until you’ve spent the last hour try­ing to main­tain focus in order to fix a meal and repeat­edly fail­ing.) (Like right now, in fact. Self! Go eat!)

    I have plenty of good ol’ peas­ant stock in my fam­ily — we’ve a ten­dency to start out thin and then sturdy-up as we age. I expect that this will hap­pen about the first time I get preg­nant, and then there’ll be no look­ing back!

    On the blood-giving sto­ries — it’s a toss-up as to which was more mem­o­rable: The time this huge rugby player just rolled up his eyes and crum­pled; the time the nurse kept tak­ing repeated goes at what she described as my “small, rolling veins” (I still have a divot-shaped scar in my elbow); the time I low­ered my arm too soon and bled onto the rug before I real­ized that some­thing felt off and looked down.

    Oh, wait. I’m sup­posed to be encour­ag­ing peo­ple to give blood!
    Well, the cook­ies and the glow of sat­is­fac­tion are good.

    MichaelG — great video. I hadn’t real­ized that those cars would be so… floppy. Loved the mud puppy, too.

    Oh, yeah. I was try­ing to make some­thing to eat, wasn’t I?

  47. Dexter said on July 2nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    MichaelG…I was just get­ting ready to ask you about the blood thing. After I was out of the army my old buddy’s mom came around to sign peo­ple up for the blood drive the next week at her church, so I signed up. When the Red Cross worker had me fill out a screen­ing form and then she read it, I was told to go away and not bother to ever try to donate my tainted Viet Nam pol­luted blood, even though the malaria pills worked and I never got malaria. I won­der if the stan­dards are still like that…I mean, for tourists? If you visit Viet Nam for a cycling tour does that put you on the same shit list I am on? I get a com­plete phys­i­cal exam every year and I am not ane­mic nor do I have any blood disorders.

  48. Deborah said on July 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    A neg­a­tive here. When my daugh­ter was born O pos­i­tive I had to have a shot of some­thing called Rho-gam (or what­ever) because of the Rh fac­tor, com­pli­ca­tions that could occur with a suc­ceed­ing preg­nancy, but I only had one child so I guess I really didn’t need it. I remem­ber it hurt like hell, and shots usu­ally never bother me.
    I used to give blood a lot but I don’t do it any­more as I’ve got­ten older, I fig­ure I need all I’ve got now.

  49. Jolene said on July 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    Alex, my last few dona­tions were at company-sponsored blood dri­ves con­ducted by the Red Cross, and they had a pro­ce­dure designed to let peo­ple appear to donate blood but still sig­nal the blood bank peo­ple that the blood should not be used. Essen­tially, you would go through the process hav­ing told all the lies that would make you eli­gi­ble to donate, but, at the end, you would be asked to paste a sealed state­ment say­ing “do not use this blood” on the blood itself.

    The last time I went, I told them I’d had melanoma (only a small spot, detected early, removed, no recur­rence so far), and they said I wouldn’t be eli­gi­ble to donate for five years. They sent me away w/ a one-page form spec­i­fy­ing when I could return. Made me laugh, as the like­li­hood that some­one w/ my orga­ni­za­tional skills would remem­ber where that form was in five years seemed pretty low.

  50. basset said on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    I’m A-positive with, they tell me, unusu­ally high iron lev­els — and I actu­ally like liver. Never had Cha­gas’ dis­ease, babesio­sis, or a dura-matter trans­plant, either… cou­ple more dona­tions and I get my nine-gallon pin, those are just the ones we’ve kept track of in the last few years.

    On the other hand, I’m too fat for the give­away T-shirts. It all evens out.

  51. 4dbirds said on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    I lived in Europe in the 80s and 90s. For some rea­son that now makes me unclean. Mad cow? I appre­ci­ate those who give. My daugh­ter used up lot of pints when she was being treated for leukemia.

  52. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on July 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    When i ran blood dri­ves in sem­i­nary, all kinds of peo­ple who had been in malaria zones before were told “you’ll never be able to give again.”

    That was 1988 — the rules for what gets you a defer­ral have changed dra­mat­i­cally, so peo­ple who had been told specif­i­cally never to give are well advised to check if they feel fairly healthy. But right now, the big “whoops” is Europe, mainly Eng­land, since prion dis­eases (aka Mad Cow) are really hard to test for, and that’s where the main occur­rence has been.

    I’m assum­ing that on the England/parts of Africa/homosexual blan­ket defer­rals that they’ve done a cost/benefit cal­cu­la­tion that doing the most thor­ough and speedy test on the blood prod­ucts would cost enough that it’s worth it to just try to exclude the gen­eral pop­u­la­tion affected, even though it will lose them many units unnec­es­sar­ily to avoid the hand­ful they’re try­ing to avoid. I under­stand cost/benefit analy­sis, but i won­der if they’re tak­ing a broad enough view of “cost” in the case of exclud­ing any donor with same sex activ­ity in their history.

  53. Catherine said on July 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 am

    Deb­o­rah, I’m O and my 2nd daugh­ter is A. After she was born, the doc­tor & nurses scared the day­lights out of me with the whole A-O incom­pat­i­bil­ity thing. Appar­ently, I could have killed her with my blood type, which I guess is the oppo­site of your expe­ri­ence. I had heard about Rh fac­tor incom­pat­i­bilty, and knew it was unlikely given my husband’s and my types, but the A-O thing was com­pletely news. Both my kids devel­oped jaun­dice as new­borns, which is an early sign of hemolytic dis­ease in new­borns that are type A when mom is O. Long story short, she is now nearly 9 and the health­i­est per­son I know…

  54. Dexter said on July 3rd, 2009 at 12:53 am

    ha! Those com­ments at jalop­nik were hilarious!

  55. Dexter said on July 3rd, 2009 at 12:58 am

    I am bored with this san­ford thing, but here’s his chick:

    http://www.inmodelsagency.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Maria_Bel%C3%A9n_Mu%C3%B1oz2.223155642_std.jpg

    I ain’t bored no more!

  56. Jolene said on July 3rd, 2009 at 1:10 am

    I don’t think so, Dex­ter, unless this pic­ture was taken a long time ago. The woman, Maria Belen Cha­pur, is 42 years old and has had two kids. Here she is, broad­cast­ing from NY on 9/11. Also very beau­ti­ful, though.

  57. Lex said on July 3rd, 2009 at 9:54 am

    [[Today the woman in the can­teen ordered me to eat a sec­ond snack, so I could stay the full 10 min­utes, and ARMS ON THE TABLE WHERE I CAN SEE THAT BAND-AID, PLEASE.]]

    When I exsan­guinated on Wednes­day, I wasn’t going to stay long, but then under­neath all the gra­nola bars and boxes of raisins, I found HONEY BUNS!! So I deigned to remain a few extra min­utes. As is well known, calo­ries con­sumed dur­ing exsan­guina­tion don’t count.

    This did not, how­ever, pre­vent the clot from pop­ping out of the punc­ture site a few hours later while I was in the gro­cery store. First time in 30+ years of donat­ing (and var­i­ous other blood-test-type punc­tur­ing) that I’d ever had that hap­pen. I had blood down my left arm all the way to my fin­gers and had begun get­ting strange looks from cashiers & other shop­pers before I noticed. The Blood­mo­bile was right there in the park­ing lot, though, so at least no one thought I was lying about the cause.

    I’m also very unhappy with the Red Cross. As I say, I’ve been giv­ing blood a long time, but some­how all my records dis­ap­peared, so accord­ing to them, I’ve only given twice in my life. I think some­one put me in the Wit­ness Pro­tec­tion Pro­gram when I wasn’t pay­ing attention.

    Happy Fourth, all.

  58. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on July 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Lex — Red Cross doesn’t main­tain a national data­base, which strikes me and every­one i’ve ever asked as quite pecu­liar, but has long been the case. So my near 12 gal­lons total is a num­ber only i have, since i’ve given in West Lafayette, IN; Indi­anapo­lis; Quan­tico, VA; Char­lotte, NC; Chicago, IL; cen­tral Ohio (mul­ti­ple loca­tions, but all one “chap­ter”); Pitts­burgh, PA; and Fair­mont, WV. None of those “count” the oth­ers, and if you give to a non-ARC blood bank, that’s a dif­fer­ent reg­istry as well, but they all are usu­ally happy to tally what­ever you tell them and hand over the pin … where i live now, i got sent in the mail a 3 gal­lon pin and an invi­ta­tion to a “reg­u­lar donor din­ner” that i went to, think­ing (cor­rectly) i could get a col­umn out of it.

    Next to me, a fel­low who had given since Pearl Har­bor, was quite annoyed that they were rec­og­niz­ing him for 11 gal­lons donated because he knew darn good and well he’d given 46; the con­ver­sa­tion when the ARC direc­tor came by our table was rather amus­ing, but instructive.

    And if you don’t give in any one area for a cou­ple of years, they scrub you off the database.

  59. Deborah said on July 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Cather­ine, the way it was explained to me is that it is a pos­i­tive neg­a­tive incom­pat­i­bil­ity not an A/O prob­lem. If the mother has neg­a­tive any­thing and the child has pos­i­tive any­thing (or vice versa I think?) there is a risk for the next preg­nancy after that one. But this was explained 34 years ago when my daugh­ter was born so I may not be remem­ber­ing it correctly.

  60. James said on July 3rd, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Jolene and Dexter:

    I think you’re both right. It looks like the same woman (same hair part, face shape and bone struc­ture, any­way). Maybe it’s her daughter…

  61. Jolene said on July 3rd, 2009 at 10:43 am

    No, both Chapur’s chil­dren are boys, ages 15 and 19. And she’s only 42. Unlikely, she’d have a daugh­ter in her mid-20s, which is what the younger woman appears to be. Also, the two women’s eyes are dif­fer­ent in ways unre­lated to age or cosmetics.

    Will be inter­ested to see what Dex­ter has to say about where he found the photo he linked to.

    Also, a cor­rec­tion re when the video was made: An arti­cle I just looked at said she was report­ing from NYC “in the after­math” of 9/11, and another said it was the one-month anniver­sary of 9/11.

  62. Rana said on July 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Deb­o­rah — you have it basi­cally cor­rect. If a neg­a­tive mother has a pos­i­tive embryo/fetus, her body gets sen­si­tized by it and devel­ops anti­bod­ies against the pos­i­tive blood mark­ers. Any sub­se­quent pos­i­tive embryo/fetus would be attacked by those anti­bod­ies. So the first pos­i­tive pregnancy’s okay; it’s sub­se­quent ones that are at risk, unless they give the mother Rhogam to counter-act the anti­body for­ma­tion. (I don’t know where mis­car­riages fit into all this; I would assume that those preg­nan­cies would count as well, if the embryo were pos­i­tive.) It wouldn’t run the other way (neg fetus, pos mother), in that the fetus isn’t being sen­si­tized by the mother in the same way. (I don’t believe, any­way — I’m not a doc­tor, just an Rh-neg woman who has an inter­est in this.)

  63. Catherine said on July 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Yes to both Rana and Deb­o­rah, the Rh fac­tor is inde­pen­dent of the blood type, and the dan­ger is to sub­se­quent preg­nan­cies. The A-O incom­pat­i­bil­ity is dif­fer­ent, and affects an A baby with an O mother. Jes’ bring­ing it up as another wierd mother-baby blood thing.