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Saturday morning market.

It’s Michi­gana­palooza, plus a pump­kin with Ele­phant Man’s Disease.

34 responses to
“Saturday morning market.”

  1. Connie said on September 12th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    That pump­kin is already creepy, no need to make that one into a jack o lantern.

  2. Danny said on September 12th, 2009 at 10:51 am

    Nancy, I didn’t men­tion it, but I really loved yesterday’s post. I don’t tell you this often enough, but you are a won­der­ful writer.

    I printed it last night and read it to our friends who had come over for pizza. They too admired the prose and we had some good dis­cus­sion of the subject.

    Ever think about mak­ing a liv­ing as a writer of some sorts? Hehe…

  3. Deborah said on September 12th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Will won­ders ever cease? I got my stolen purse back! Imag­ine that. Some­one from the CTA called a friend of mine, I had his num­ber in my cell phone in the purse which actu­ally amaz­ingly still had some juice in it. My friend then called me and told me I could retrieve my purse and gave me a phone num­ber to find out where to go to get it. It was found on a train. And even though my cash (only $3) was gone and my credit cards of course, my dri­vers license and my keys were still in it! And most impor­tantly my wal­let and sun­glasses that I had just pur­chased in Fin­land dur­ing my vaca­tion were still in the purse too! Of course I had already replaced every­thing and had imme­di­ately stopped my credit cards so no harm was done, just aggravation.

    I am throw­ing the purse away because it’s worse for the wear, and I’m dis­in­fect­ing my sun­glasses and wal­let before using them. I’m just amazed that this turned out OK. Some nice per­son must have found it on the train after the thief ditched it. I wish I could reward that per­son some­how. I’ll find a way to “pay it for­ward” some­how, somewhere.

  4. beb said on September 12th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Yesterday’s com­ments on 9 – 11 were really nice. Many inter­est­ing stories.

    Beb

  5. brian stouder said on September 12th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Deb­o­rah — excel­lent news!

    Thanks for shar­ing it — you put a smile on my face

  6. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on September 12th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Hur­rah for the CTA — and boo-s for USC. Go Bucks!

    O-H …

  7. Connie said on September 12th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Umm, Go Blue.

    I find myself invited to the Quar­ter­back Club lunch at Notre Dame on the Fri­day before the ND Mich State game in 2 weeks. I know it would not be safe to wear a MSU alumni t-shirt. Or a Michi­gan alumni shirt either. I’ve been to sev­eral of these in the past cou­ple of years, but always Stan­ford or Nebraska or such. I find sit­ting with some 5,000 plus ND fans on the floor of Joyce Arena rather bizarre any­way, but this will be my first time for ND play­ing one of “my teams”. I will prob­a­bly just keep my cloth­ing neu­tral and my mouth shut for my own safety.

    No, you may not have my ticket, I don’t have it, I’m a guest of a com­pany that always buys a sea­son table.

  8. Dexter said on September 13th, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Deb­o­rah, that’s great news for you. Glad you got your stuff back.
    Since I am here, I’ll “throw this out there.“
    My neigh­bor has a dog that looks like this Google Image. http://www.greatdogsite.com/watermark/Mastiff-1.5%20yearss-Brindle-1186697711.jpg
    He’s huge and he likes to use my back­yard to potty in. It’s almost as big as ele­phant dung. Dear Ann Lan­ders, should I give in to my impulses and fling it against his wind­shield or just place it on his stoop? So far I have been gath­er­ing it and dis­pos­ing of it prop­erly, but that is no longer an option … I want war!

  9. Connie said on September 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Dex­ter, have you spo­ken to your neigh­bor about your con­cerns? Seems like if Neighbor’s dog is allowed to roam free, neigh­bor has a pick it up respon­si­bil­ity After all, these days it seems we all walk our dogs with a plas­tic bag in our pocket. How is this different?

  10. Kirk said on September 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Fling­ing it on the wind­shield def­i­nitely will equate to cross­ing the 38th parallel.

    Mean­while, Ohio State and Notre Dame both lost today, so — aside from the fact that I’ll be here until about 1:30 get­ting it all into the paper — this is about a per­fect evening.

  11. Dexter said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:18 am

    Kirk! I have been rejoic­ing with a Face­book buddy also. First, Cen­tral Michi­gan kicks a field goal with sec­onds left to beat big bad Moo U, then M’s frosh QB shows guts galore and his play is the chief rea­son Notre Dame goes home a LOO-SER , LOO-SER! — then Jim Tressle’s inspi­ra­tional sissy-boy tie and vest couldn’t inspire his offense at all, and the team scored a measly five points in the sec­ond half and the mon­sters from Colum­bus lose to USC again, ain’t it a shame, a hor­ri­ble shame! My money went to Colum­bus (daugh­ter, 2000, cum laude) but my heart is in Ann Arbor , and so is my $100 brick with my name on it!
    Per­fect Saturday…I only worked in a six mile bike ride but dat’s otay.

  12. Dexter said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Frank Beck­mann said ND’s line out­weighed M’s by an aver­age of 315 pounds to 285 pounds. Jeezuss…how’d we ever beat them? Coaching?

  13. Dexter said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:23 am

    sorry about all the sports talk…here’s a change of pace, Chino, my fave motor­cy­clist of all time…
    http://​tinyurl​.com/​nuvjhv

  14. Kirk said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:24 am

    I can’t wait to hear all the boo-hooing and whin­ing from the Buck­eye dorks.

  15. moe99 said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Hey, UW has to meet U$C next Sat on their turf and the Huskies have only won one game in their last 16 or so out­ings. I look for plenty of boo-hooing in Seat­tle next week.

  16. Kirk said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:35 am

    But Wash­ing­ton fans have no delu­sions of grandeur about their team. Not this year, anyway.

  17. Deborah said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:38 am

    I just returned from the U2 con­cert in Sol­dier Field. It was over a cou­ple of hours ago but I couldn’t get a cab and had to walk 3 miles in mincey pincey shoes. A police­man headed me com­pletely the wrong direc­tion to find a cab, I had walked blocks and blocks before I fig­ured it out. I finally got a cab only about 9 blocks from home. The con­cert was great, visu­ally way over the top. Bono got kind of weird at the end, almost to the point of creepy. I didn’t have to pay for my ticket as I men­tioned in a com­ment a cou­ple of days ago. When they handed me my free ticket before I got on the shut­tle to the sta­dium, I noticed that it cost $97! It wasn’t even that great of a seat. Pretty pricey.

  18. Dexter said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:43 am

    Deborah…did U2 play “Walk On”? It’s an oldie but I love it. http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​Q​_​1​2​9​AL2QpI

  19. Deborah said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:58 am

    Dex­ter,

    No they didn’t do that one, at least I don’t think so. Hon­estly the visu­als were so amaz­ing I kept get­ting caught up in them and not really lis­ten­ing. They had this amaz­ing 360 degree dig­i­tal dis­play over­head that expanded and con­tracted ver­ti­cally and all kinds of amaz­ing light­ing effects. The com­pany that made the dig­i­tal dis­play were the ones that invited me. Before the con­cert they had a pre­sen­ta­tion about it, they said this par­tic­u­lar U2 show takes 40 trucks to ship, and 250 peo­ple to assem­ble. They expect it to be attended by a total of 3 mil­lion peo­ple in Europe and the US. Tonight in Chicago was the first show in the US.

  20. Danny said on September 13th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    I can’t wait to hear all the boo-hooing and whin­ing from the Buck­eye dorks.

    Kirk, no doubt. Man, every year in recent mem­ory seems to be about the same for them too. It’s quite hilar­i­ous. When the USC fans get after them on Jim Rome’s radio show, it’s quite enter­tain­ing. A lot of talk about how they’re bet­ter, but how they don’t even care because they have the beach, the babes, etc.

    Man, yes­ter­day was a great day of col­lege foot­ball. I love Sep­tem­ber. Hope springs eter­nal … until it doesn’t. Heeheh.

    Dex­ter, regard­ing the dog poo: have you con­sid­ered vio­lence? It’s always a good option (just kidding).

  21. Danny said on September 13th, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Another thing, won­der how folks are feel­ing in Vol­un­teer coun­try about now. Los­ing at home to UCLA does not bode well for their chances within con­fer­ence. And Lane Kif­fin has been doing some jaw­ing and been some­thing of a light­en­ing rod since accept­ing that job.

    Love it.

  22. Danny said on September 13th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Oh and one more thing. I arrive in Indy today about the time the Colts’ game should be end­ing. I hope they lose (chuckle). Serves ‘em right for steal­ing my team from Baltimore.

    Nah, I’m not bit­ter. Time heals all wounds. It’s only been a mere 25 years. I’m sure I’ll get over it.

  23. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on September 13th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    … and Pur­due lost with a minute left, book­end­ing the Buck­eye & ND losses. I need to watch less col­lege foot­ball this year.

    Danny, i’d buy you a beer or a [koff] cup of tea at the Slip­pery Noo­dle Inn ’twere i in town this week­end, but if you’re look­ing for a cheery land­mark, it’s just south of Washington/US 40, which runs a block south of Mon­u­ment Cir­cle. My brother’s blues band is play­ing Bloom­ing­ton this week­end, darn it, not there. But they have the best blues in Indy most every weekend.

  24. basset said on September 13th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    »won­der how folks are feel­ing in Vol­un­teer coun­try about now.

    I’m in “Vol­un­teer coun­try” and I don’t give the slight­est sh*t about that game or any other… if it were up to me, col­lege foot­ball would all be club-level and the mega-industry that’s grown up around it wouldn’t exist.

    That said, the sports sec­tion of the Nashville paper has a big color pic­ture above the fold of the UT quar­ter­back get­ting sacked, and the enor­mous head­line over it reads, in quotes… ‘Embarrassing’

    and they did use the sin­gle quotes. Some­one with copy-desk expe­ri­ence, tell us why.

  25. nancy said on September 13th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Bas­set: Because it’s in an enor­mous head­line. As long as the reader gets the idea it’s a quote, you don’t need to take up space with the doubles.

  26. basset said on September 13th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Learned some­thing today, then… thanks.

    I’m sure lots of Ten­nessee fans are ready to jump off a bridge or some­thing this morn­ing — have never quite under­stood why they take it so seriously.

    Back in my news days we did a fea­ture on a UT fan who built a room-sized replica of the Vol­un­teers’ 100-plus-thousand-seat sta­dium in his base­ment, and in the course of the visit I asked him, “Why is this so impor­tant to you? It’s just foot­ball.” I hon­estly thought he was going to hit me — started rant­ing about brag­ging rights and the state’s sacred honor, as I remem­ber he was still mad when we left.

  27. Mosef said on September 13th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I went to the com­ments sec­tion to write a note about what a tremem­n­dous writer you are, and lo and behold, Danny was first off the mark. You are gifted, and I look for­ward to the time when you enjoy full-throttled sucess as a writer/creator. In the mean­time, can you edit my son’s Eng­lish compositions???

  28. MichaelG said on September 13th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    I was most pleased to see USC beat OSU. Among other rea­sons I went to Univ. of Ill. and believe me, the Buck­eyes are not pop­u­lar in Cham­paign. I was also happy to see UCLA beat Tenn. Lane Kif­fin showed me jack shit when he was with the Raiders. I grew up in the Chicago area and on Fri­days before foot­ball games the grade school nuns used make us pray for Notre Dame. I’ve dis­liked ND ever since. Con­grats, Michigan.

    Good stuff, Deb­o­rah, I’m glad you got your purse back.

  29. moe99 said on September 13th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    As I may have men­tioned before my mother was a U Minn grad­u­ate dur­ing the days when the Gophers could beat Michi­gan once in a while and retain pos­ses­sion of the Lit­tle Brown Jug. We had a small ver­sion of it that made the rounds between our house (MN) and the Fauster house (MI). Early on I was taught to hate Michi­gan and it doesn’t make it any bet­ter that the ex went to grad school at the Univ. of Michi­gan. So I tend to enjoy Michi­gan defeats more than most. I also get real tired of their fight song being played inces­santly dur­ing the event.

    I have an acquain­tance who, as a Stan­ford grad, feels the same about U$C. His favorite titles for that school are “Uni­ver­sity of the Scholas­ti­cally Chal­lenged” and “Uni­ver­sity of Spoiled Chil­dren.” Fine by me.

    As some­one who attended a col­lege that set a record for los­ing foot­ball games back in the ’80’s, and who only went to Ken­tucky foot­ball games as an excuse to party, I tend not to get too upset at wins or losses in col­lege foot­ball. I am con­cerned about the increas­ing pro­fes­sion­al­i­sa­tion of the sport and kinda like the idea put forth by another acquain­tance that every year, the col­lege team with the worst record be elim­i­nated from Div 1 foot­ball until the very last team gets wiped out. It would take a while, but would be fun to watch the ship go down.

  30. Dexter said on September 13th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    moe: Tommy Roberts, rest his soul, could really tell a story. I heard a record­ing of his telling it; here is a nut shell of what hap­pened to start the Lit­tle Brown Jug rivalry:
    http://​www​.umich​.edu/​n​e​w​s​/​M​T​/​0​3​/​F​a​l​0​3​/​j​u​g.html

  31. jcburns said on September 13th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    I think there’s always been (in the last cen­tury) a typo­graphic con­ven­tion to use single-quotes in head­lines 1) as you said, to save space, 2) to be less of a visual inter­rup­tion in the head­line than double-quotes…that’s kind of eso­teric, but if you think of the group­ings of caps and lower case form­ing clus­ters of shapes which we parse into mean­ing, then some punc­tu­a­tion kinda inter­rupts the train. Hey nancy, we got a fancy new phone today. It’s oleophobic!

  32. moe99 said on September 13th, 2009 at 9:46 pm

  33. brian stouder said on September 13th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    Thanks for the link, moe. It lead me to this one — which made my chin drop.

    http://​farm3​.sta​tic​.flickr​.com/​2​5​5​0​/​3​9​1​2​8​4​0​2​9​7​_​5​5​5​3​f​3​e​f​ac.jpg

    In check­ing fur­ther, I now under­stand this to be a ref­er­ence to the recently deceased Sen­a­tor Kennedy, and not to the mur­dered Pres­i­dent Kennedy — not that THAT makes this bit of polit­i­cal obscen­ity much bet­ter; but my first reac­tion was to take that as a direct link­age of Pres­i­dent Obama with the assas­si­nated Pres­i­dent Kennedy.

    I’m always ready to agree that I’m stu­pid, but nonethe­less, I can­not help but think that pre­cisely that effect is intentional

  34. Dexter said on September 14th, 2009 at 1:23 am