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This halo, it chafes.

Yay, Mitch Albom is report­ing from Haiti.

Will there be stu­pid one-sentence para­graphs?

Do you even need to ask?

Who will be in the pho­tos?

Could it be Mitch Him­self?

Again: Grow up.

Actu­ally, in mel­low moments, a state of mind I strive to reach more fre­quently, I won­der if Mitch is the world’s hap­pi­est man these days. I won­der if, as so often hap­pens in life and three-act screen­plays, whether the brass ring he was chas­ing hasn’t revealed itself to be cheap paint cov­er­ing zinc and not that shiny at all. I had a drink not long ago with some­one who admired Albom’s early work in Detroit, and says he really was a dif­fer­ent guy, once upon a time. He had wit and style and — this is key — enough of a bad-ass inside him to occa­sion­ally be naughty. Then he saw the oppor­tu­nity to cash in by warm­ing hearts. There’s always a buck to be made in the heart-warming trade. Ask the peo­ple who make greet­ing cards and much of the adver­tis­ing inflicted upon us dur­ing events like the Olympics. In Mitch’s case he made many, many bucks, and now look what’s become of him.

If I went to Haiti, I’d hire the rough­est, tough­est fixer I could find and ask to be taken on the Full Car­nage Tour. I’d want to see voodoo cer­e­monies and makeshift hos­pi­tals and squat­ters liv­ing in rub­ble piles. Mitch has to go to the Car­ing and Shar­ing Mis­sion, where he will write about the Noble Poor, Who Are Down But Not Out, Because They Have Love. Just a scan of the sub­heads makes your teeth hurt:

“See­ing the mirac­u­lous,” “Feel­ing joy and pain,” Doing what we must” — has a story ever announced itself to be more joy­less? Could there be a sin­gle thing in there you feel you haven’t read before? Haiti is poor. Haiti is tragic. Haiti is our respon­si­bil­ity. Haiti is yet another oppor­tu­nity for Mitch to warm your heart and tell you again what you already knew — it’s bad, but oth­ers are on the case, fight­ing the good fight, and yes, you can write them a check — while simul­ta­ne­ously throw­ing in lit­tle details of what a good guy he is:

It does not take long to set­tle in here. I put down my bag, blow up an air mat­tress and place it on the floor of the pastor’s quar­ters. That’s it.

Mil­lion­aire Mitch sleeps on the floor. That’s how poor Haiti is.

I won­der if, late at night in his counting-house, sur­rounded by his trea­sure chests full of gold or bales of cash or in his cash­mere under­wear per­son­ally woven by his invest­ment advi­sor, if he ever looks out the win­dow at the moon­light on the snow and thinks, This job used to be more fun. When your whole life is one long Good Deed, when you walk into every pub­lic event with that half-smile of smug self-effacement (yes, it exists), when you sit behind a micro­phone and say things like, “No, no the real heroes are the peo­ple who do this work every sin­gle day. I’m just the guy who tells the rest of you about them” — is there ever a small voice inside that says, You are so, so full of shit. Go ahead, tell them that, Mr. Mod­esty.

No, I didn’t think so, either.

Here’s my heart of hearts speak­ing: When I learned War­ren Zevon was a friend of this man, my opin­ion of War­ren fell by 37 per­cent. That’s say­ing some­thing.

Oh, well. There are still hon­est writ­ers in the world. Roger Ebert responds to the Esquire piece. Says he’s not really dying all that fast, and that his cho­les­terol is excel­lent. Which is sort of funny, when you think of it. Ebert gets the Tom Sawyer expe­ri­ence of attend­ing his own funeral and hear­ing what all his friends have to say about him. What a lucky guy.

The man who made his bones wear­ing a stu­pid bow tie, name-dropping philoso­phers and mak­ing a who-farted expres­sion on a thou­sand Sunday-morning news-chat shows says loathing for Sarah Palin is born of “snob­bery.” Now that’s bein’ ballsy, George Will!

Back to the man­gle for me, folks.

58 responses to
“This halo, it chafes.”

  1. coozledad said on February 18th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    George Will is a fuck­ing poseur. I’ll believe his lit­tle Emily Dick­in­son redux ass is full blown secesh when he drops Lally Wey­mouth and starts a chin­chilla ranch.
    Speak­ing of obtuse cous­in­fuck­ing morons, another SC geek is work­ing toward nul­li­fi­ca­tion. Close their damned bor­ders and let them do it!
    http://​lefarkins​.blogspot​.com/​2​0​1​0​/​0​2​/​y​o​u​-​s​h​a​l​l​-​n​o​t​-​c​r​u​c​i​f​y​-​m​a​n​k​i​n​d​-​o​n​-​c​r​o​s​s.html

  2. Jeff Borden said on February 18th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    As some­one who grad­u­ated in the lower one-fourth of his high school grad­u­at­ing class, grad­u­ated from a land grant pub­lic uni­ver­sity in Ohio, lives in a house on a lot so small that when the neigh­bors chop onions I get tears in my eyes, dri­ves an 11-year-old car and has been under­em­ployed for almost six years, I believe I pass the test for unsnob­bish­ness. And I find this woman poi­son. She grates, but that does not mean she has grit, what­ever the hell that is, unless the def­i­n­i­tion of grit means a shal­low, dog­matic, mes­sianic con woman with a taste for the spot­light and con­tempt for accom­plish­ment. So, George? Go away.

    I also despise Mitch Albom, but I will give him credit for going to Haiti. Back in the early 1990s, when the Mid­west was being flooded dur­ing the worst nat­ural dis­as­ter to hit the region in recorded his­tory, Bob Green could not rouse him­self to travel the 150 miles west to the scene of so much suf­fer­ing and destruc­tion. Nope. Bob was out on the state fair cir­cuit, hang­ing with Jan and Dean and writ­ing about the sim­ple plea­sures of corn dogs and surf music. Mean­while, an ele­gant, Ivy League edu­cated black woman was enroute to win­ning the Pulitzer Prize for the New York Times by slog­ging through the mud, clam­ber­ing over sand­bags and hitch­ing rides up and down the Mis­sis­sippi on tug boats, barges and other ves­sels.

    Both Albom and Greene are hor­ri­ble writ­ers, but Greene wins the race to the bot­tom for his sheer lazi­ness. The man who once styled him­self as “Johnny Dead­line” could not be both­ered.

  3. del said on February 18th, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I think your friend’s right about Albom. Once upon a time one could appre­ci­ate his writ­ing. Now his heart­strings are for sale, it seems.

    But today’s “story” in the Detroit News really takes the cake. Any jour­nal­ists want to explain how a news­pa­per can print an adver­tise­ment for a busi­ness as a NEWS story with the byline “Spe­cial to the Detroit News?”

    http://​www​.det​news​.com/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​2​0​1​0​0​2​1​8​/​B​I​Z​/​2​1​8​0​3​7​3​/​1​0​01/biz

  4. Deborah said on February 18th, 2010 at 10:49 am

    I love it when you bash Mitch. As Alice Roo­sevelt Long­worth said, “If you can’t say any­thing good about some­one, sit right here by me.”

    I read the Ebert link, good stuff espe­cially this line: “Resent­ment is allow­ing some­one to live rent-free in a room in your head,”

    I can’t stom­ach George Will, so I’ll skip that link.

  5. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on February 18th, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Y’know, Ebert almost defends Mitch, just a bit:

    “I believe that if, at the end of it all, accord­ing to our abil­i­ties, we have done some­thing to make oth­ers a lit­tle hap­pier, and some­thing to make our­selves a lit­tle hap­pier, that is about the best we can do. To make oth­ers less happy is a crime. To make our­selves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to con­tribute joy to the world. That is true no mat­ter what our prob­lems, our health, our cir­cum­stances. We must try. I didn’t always know this, and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.”

  6. Bob (not Greene) said on February 18th, 2010 at 11:07 am

    I tried to read that Albom col­umn and I quit actu­ally read­ing after the first para­graph and then just scanned the rest for the inevitable one-sentence para­graphs of pro­found insight. It just makes my skin crawl. Where the hell were you, Mitch, before the earth­quake.

    Haitians then were still poor.

    And still had noth­ing but love.

    And slept on the floor. That’s it.

    As for George Will: Fuck you George Will.

    The loathing of Sarah Palin has less to do with snob­bery than it has to do with a hate for glo­ri­fy­ing igno­rance, engag­ing in per­pet­ual hack­ery and pro­mot­ing reli­gious zealotry as a means of gov­ern­ing a nation.

    George Will, man of the peo­ple, guess what? I loathe Sarah Palin because she is, in fact, loath­some.

  7. Dorothy said on February 18th, 2010 at 11:13 am

    I feel the need to share this infor­ma­tion my daugh­ter sent via email yes­ter­day about two really great nights at the Pilot this week. I apol­o­gize for the length but she’s the edi­tor, not me, and I think all of it needed to be here for clar­ity:

    On Mon­day: I was wire-editing and com­pil­ing a story about Indi­ana Sen. Evan Bayh’s retire­ment and how he’s the third high-profile Demo­c­ra­tic sen­a­tor to retire/resign, cit­ing par­ti­san­ship. (Our story was what this means for mid-term elec­tions in light of Scott Brown’s elec­tion in Mass­a­chu­setts, that kind of thing.) This was our A1 lede. I was look­ing at the story from the NY Times’ chief polit­i­cal cor­re­spon­dent and it men­tioned a string of Demo­c­ra­tic retire­ments from “Col­orado, Delaware, Illi­nois and North Dakota.” All of them were right (Del. and Ill. were appointees to replace Joe Biden and Barack Obama but both said they wouldn’t run) EXCEPT for Col­orado. I double-checked with some Googling and sure enough, no retire­ments from Col­orado. I think the reporter meant Con­necti­cut (because Chris Dodd is like a six-time major player sen­a­tor who announced his retire­ment last month), but it was a sim­ple mis­take.

    So I called the NY Times wire desk to let them know I thought they were wrong (so they could pos­si­bly issue a new ver­sion of the story on the wires), and I talked to an edi­tor there who said he’d call me back. Twenty min­utes later, he calls, and he says “I called the national desk down­stairs, and they’re try­ing to get in touch with the reporter. So for now, we’re stick­ing with Col­orado. But can I just say that I’m 99% cer­tain you’re right, I’m almost cer­tain he DID mean Con­necti­cut. Thanks so much for call­ing.”) So I got off the phone, made our story say Con­necti­cut, and that was that. The NYTimes never issued a new ver­sion of the story OR cor­rected their story online. But I’m very con­fi­dent I was cor­rect. It was just a nice lit­tle “hur­rah” moment because this is a story by their no. 1 con­gres­sional reporter, who’s famous in his own right *because* he’s their national polit­i­cal writer, and I was the one who found a mis­take in his story. (He also prob­a­bly makes 5x what I do, but let’s not dwell on that.)

    Last night: I was on the copy desk and surf­ing the wires after 10 p.m., after Tim (the reg­u­lar wire edi­tor) had gone home. I found a Wash­ing­ton Post story detail­ing all the bud­get cuts the Vir­ginia gov­er­nor is plan­ning. I knew we (the Pilot) didn’t have this story yet – the gov­er­nor has been extremely quiet about how he’s going to make up this $2.2 bil­lion short­fall. There were tons of dev­as­tat­ing cuts men­tioned ($730m to school fund­ing, $300m to health pro­grams). So I let the news edi­tor (the per­son in charge) know, and sure enough, it became our new A1 lede. Cue all the scram­bling to redo A1 an hour before dead­line. The news edi­tor AND Brian (my boss) thanked me big-time for catch­ing the story on the wires. So that was a cool thing, too.

  8. Bob (not Greene) said on February 18th, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Jeff (tmmo),

    I could be com­pletely wrong (I often am) but when I read Mitch Albom, it sounds like a com­plete act. He might be mak­ing some­one happy, and maybe that’s a virtue, but it comes off insin­cere. Any­way, it does to me.

    I write a lot of stuff, and I know some of it prob­a­bly doesn’t make some peo­ple very happy. I don’t think I’m doing any­thing wrong and I’m not mak­ing myself unhappy, though, because I believe I’m telling the truth.

    Only Mitch can say if what he writes makes him happy. But being in the busi­ness myself, I can only say it sounds forced and gra­tu­itous and trea­cly.

    Oh, and Nance, I’m with you on Lam­ott. Hives. That’s about right.

  9. nancy said on February 18th, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Yeah, Jeff, let’s not get wob­bly on the guy. I fig­ured if he were half as aw-shucks as he’d like us to believe, he’d fight to NOT be in the pic­tures. He wouldn’t men­tion sleep­ing on an air mat­tress. I believe the per­sonal pro­noun can be a pow­er­ful sto­ry­telling aid, but it’s funny how all the per­sonal detail he shares makes him look hum­ble. He’s like Lileks, only recount­ing the per­sonal anec­dotes of par­ent­hood that fea­ture him­self as the rein­car­na­tion of Ozzie Nel­son. Anne Lam­ott gives me hives, but at least she admits there were days when she wanted to throw her new­born out the win­dow.

  10. Jen said on February 18th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Gah, I had to skim the Mitch Albom piece because I’m going to lunch soon and I didn’t want to hurl before I ate. I HATE that kind of flow­ery, trea­cly crap. I’ve read other colum­nists who do the same kind of thing, and it all grates on me like crazy. It’s like read­ing bad prose by a high school kid. And all the descrip­tion! It’s good to set the scene, but he gets ridicu­lous about it.

    I prob­a­bly sound like a hor­ri­ble cynic, but I am also really sus­pi­cious of peo­ple who go to places like Haiti, or do other good works, and then write columns about what THEY did. Report­ing from some­where is good. Writ­ing sto­ries and columns about the peo­ple you meet there is good. Writ­ing about how you were there, and you met kids, and you slept on the floor, and you walked around with the kids, just makes me think you went on this story to serve your­self. Columns like that make me squirm.

  11. Linda said on February 18th, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    My momma loves Mitch to death. I don’t write pro­fes­sion­ally, but some­times I write for pro­fes­sional jour­nals and the union newslet­ter. When she reads some­thing *really* syrupy of his, she’s say, “Oh, this sounds like some­thing YOU would write.” I don’t know why she does this, except that she loves him and me both.

  12. Dee said on February 18th, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    Before you crit­i­cize, maybe you should learn not to start off arti­cles with ques­tions and be com­pletely cliche.

  13. Kim said on February 18th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    You know what pisses me off about Mitch and all oth­ers in that genre? I’ll tell you: I hate how they just! now! dis­cov­ered! how nobody has nothin’ in Haiti. It’s the nar­ra­tive jour­nal­ist equiv­a­lent of the TV reporter stand­ing in front of a snow­drift with a ruler.

    There is a smug­ness to it that just torques me to no end. (Bob not Greene, if you’d care to weigh in on what hap­pens when I get torqued, please, don’t hold back!) If you want to read about Haiti, read Tracy Kidder’s Moun­tains Beyond Moun­tains. You’ll get the added ben­e­fit of read­ing about a physi­cian who’s not in it for the glory but the peo­ple and has spent his adult life telling the truth about why the haves should give a shit about the have-nots.

  14. MichaelG said on February 18th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    “smug self-effacement” Great phrase. It sure do exist.

  15. coozledad said on February 18th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    I’m begin­ning to think Dwight is Mitch Albom. Hey Dwight, could you let me hold a cou­ple of twen­ties?

  16. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on February 18th, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    The dif­fer­ence between Albom and what Ebert’s get­ting at is that if you are try­ing to make peo­ple happy so you can be happy, it doesn’t work. But it’s easy to slip back over that line even as you’re con­vinced you’re doing some­thing entirely for oth­ers. That’s where hav­ing peo­ple around you who can laugh at you when you say or do some­thing stu­pid or wil­fully mis­guided comes in. Bill Clin­ton didn’t have any­one nearby who could say “Bubba, you’re gonna make a fool of your­self with that cof­fee gal if you’re not care­ful,” and Mitch doesn’t have any­one who actu­ally has the nerve to say to his face, as a friend “Dude, you can spell the word smarm, right?” And then smile.

    You can just tell.

  17. Bob (not Greene) said on February 18th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Jeff (tmmo), you are right on with that.

    Oh, and WTF!

  18. Sue said on February 18th, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Here’s an idea:
    The Esquire arti­cle, only writ­ten by Mitch.
    Then, Ebert’s response.
    Not that Ebert would let Mitch any­where near him, but the two imag­i­nary pieces of writ­ing would be just awe­some, if I can use an overused word.

  19. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on February 18th, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Thread-jack on a snowy day — the peo­ple who do this site are mostly waaay off to one side o’ me (that’d be to the right, far right), but this was too funny not to share among a bunch of design geeks, as I know we have around here: http://​sacred​sand​wich​.com/​a​r​c​h​i​v​e​s/5749

    The photo of the Phelps clan and their signs really makes it.

  20. moe99 said on February 18th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Kim, I am with you all the way on Kidder’s Moun­tains Beyond Moun­tains. Read it on my vaca­tion this past week and it was so anti-Mitch in its clear eyed writ­ing. Of course I am sure that the author knew that if he got all Mitch in the book, Paul Farmer would have dis­missed him utterly with a well placed “Comma.”

  21. Jean S said on February 18th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Lam­ott is proof pos­i­tive that the lack of a good, ruth­less edi­tor allows sloppy writ­ing to flour­ish.

  22. Sue said on February 18th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Just read the Stack manifesto/suicide note. Holy cow. His claims of con­tin­u­ous poverty are kind of dam­aged by the fact that he was wealthy enough to own the plane he used to kill him­self (and hope­fully no one else), and he sounds like the kind of guy you would quickly learn to avoid.
    Still, a lot of the stuff in the note can be found almost word-for-word on any polit­i­cal blog, even the mod­er­ate ones. It should be inter­est­ing to see the responses from across the polit­i­cal spec­trum.
    http://​i2​.cdn​.turner​.com/​c​n​n​/​2​0​1​0​/​i​m​a​g​e​s​/​0​2​/​1​8​/​s​t​a​c​k​.​l​e​t​t​e​r​.​p​d​f​?​hpt=T1

  23. Jolene said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Another endorse­ment here for Moun­tains Beyond Moun­tains: The Quest of Dr. Paul Farmer, a Man Who Would Cure the World. A great read, infor­ma­tive re Haiti and all sorts of global health issues.

    Will likely moti­vate you to con­tribute again to Part­ners in Health, the orga­ni­za­tion founded by Paul Farmer. Con­tri­bu­tions made before March 1 are deductible from 2009 taxes.

  24. BillB said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Nancy…Please tell me you’re wrong about War­ren Z………where did you see that bit?……B

  25. Peter said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Jeff – TMMO – FINALLY, some­thing the Phelps and I agree on!

  26. nancy said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    It’s in the bio his ex-wife wrote. And it was in the air for a while before he died — WZ and MA co-wrote “Hit Some­body,” which was on one of the later albums.

    The one rev­e­la­tion from the bio is what a star­fucker WZ was — he really was drawn to peo­ple who were more famous than he was.

    As for MA, my feel­ings about him tipped into loathing after WZ died, and he wrote a col­umn so ghastly it left me goggle-eyed, although it’s since been repeated. It’s all about how much the deceased loved and appre­ci­ated Mitch. Appalling.

  27. Jolene said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Also on the theme of learn­ing about places where we are lucky not to have been born, there is tonight’s HBO doc­u­men­tary Reporter, reviewed by the inim­itable* Hank Stuever in today’s WaPo.

    *Fond as I am of Hank’s writ­ing, “scin­til­lat­ing” is mis­used here. The unusual use of the word as a verb calls atten­tion to itself, which is not nec­es­sar­ily bad, but it actu­ally has a mean­ing (to throw off sparks (v. int.) or to cause to throw off sparks (v. tr.)) that dif­fers from what Hank is try­ing to con­vey. Just a minor rant re the increas­ing num­ber of copy­edit­ing prob­lems I see in the Post, one of the many ways in which cut­backs at news­pa­pers are caus­ing the world to go to hell. Ear­lier today, the Post web site had a sub­head on an arti­cle about the stim­u­lus that said, “Admin­is­tra­tion acknowl­edges ini­tial pro­gram of spend­ing, tax breaks has not eased job­less­ness.” Seems to me that’s exactly the oppo­site of what the admin­is­tra­tion has been argu­ing, i.e., that the stim­u­lus has eased, but def­i­nitely not ended job­less­ness.

  28. moe99 said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Why is CNN try­ing to say that the plane crasher was not a ter­ror­ist? What he did was a ter­ror­ist act just as much as what the bombers did to the Mur­rah Fed­eral Build­ing in Okla­homa. He may not have been a mem­ber of any group that espoused the destruc­tion of the US govt. but his let­ter is an encite­ment to do just that. I won­der if he will be can­on­ized in the com­ing days by cer­tain right wing groups…..

  29. Kirk said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    It’s always a shame when some­one changes from a writer/reporter/journalist into a self-absorbed dip­shit “celebrity,” and Albom qual­i­fies. But a long, long time ago(probably the ’80s), he cov­ered the Idi­tarod and it was great stuff. More’s the pity.

  30. Kirk said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Dorothy at 7: She sounds like some­one we’d like on our desk.

  31. alice said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:49 pm

  32. Jolene said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    In con­trast to Albom’s propen­sity to make him­self the sub­ject (and to com­pen­sate for my whacks ar the Post), I liked this WaPo arti­cle by Manuel Roig-Franzia (AKA the other guy in the Henry Allen news­room fist­fight). Lots of detail re how peo­ple who had to scrape to get through the day before the earth­quake are apply­ing the same skills to liv­ing now pre­sented in a voice that is nei­ther pity­ing nor con­de­scend­ing by a reporter who is close to, but not in, the story.

  33. Sue said on February 18th, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Moe, they’re say­ing it’s not a ter­ror­ist act because the White House and the mayor have been very care­ful to state it, over and over. Not sure why the mayor is say­ing that, but I’m assum­ing the White House is doing it pre­emp­tively to shut Dick Cheney up.

  34. LAMary said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    That Mitch col­umn was awful.

  35. moe99 said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Sue, I am sure that the Obama admin­is­tra­tion does not want it called a ter­ror­ist act because of their fear that the Repubs will be scream­ing, “It hap­pened on his watch!” This fear that drive this admin­is­tra­tion is crazy mak­ing.

    Just call it for what it is–a ter­ror­ist act–then look at the anti gov­ern­ment rhetoric that this nut­case and the tea bag­gers are spout­ing, make the con­nec­tions and a con­clu­sion strong enough to drive a stake through the heart of the move­ment. But no……

  36. mark said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    That’s a lot of wish­ful think­ing on your part, moe. As you say, he was a nut­case, and appar­ently in your camp in his think­ing about our health care sys­tem, the per­for­mance of Bush 43, the claimed stu­pid­ity of the Amer­i­can pub­lic and the virtues of cap­i­tal­ism.

  37. moe99 said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Funny mark, I don’t recall my “camp” exhort­ing its mem­bers to vio­lence against the gov­ern­ment. That tends to come from the tea bag­ging side far as I know.

  38. mark said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    No, moe, that doesn’t come from either camp. A few nuts here and there, per­haps, but oth­er­wise more wish­ful think­ing. I only skimmed the rant­i­ngs you linked to, but i didn’t see much exhor­ta­tion to vio­lence or claimed mem­ber­ship in any­thing.

    Fool­ish to label him a ter­ror­ist unless you want to deprive the term of any mean­ing.

  39. nancy said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    I’d be very happy if we could wait until we have more facts before assign­ing Mr. Stack to one camp or another. He sounds like he is first, angry; sec­ond, crazy; and third, one of those guys who would call my radio show and declare every politi­cian of every part “just a whore, and I wouldn’t vote for any of ‘em.”

  40. Rana said on February 18th, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Alice – I read that ear­lier, after a week of prepar­ing a lec­ture on the Pop­ulists, and it made me laugh. Peo­ple have been draw­ing par­al­lels between now and the 1890s, and here we have some guys want­ing to unearth bimet­allism! What’s next – a bus­tle revival?

    (Oh, wait. That’s already hap­pened, in the form of steam­punk.)

  41. Dexter said on February 18th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    This sort of ties into what Nance said about Chicago being a thriv­ing city, com­pared to Detroit, I sup­posed.
    The Detroit Tigers made an offer to old out­fielder Johnny Damon, who the Yan­kees dis­carded, and it was being bandied about that Damon was on the verge of sign­ing a free agent con­tract. It didn’t hap­pen, and Damon went to Chicago to try and get a con­tract, because “his wife didn’t like Detroit.”

  42. moe99 said on February 18th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    It doesn’t really mat­ter if Mr. Stack is id’d as a left lean­ing or right lean­ing crazy. Fly­ing your air­plane into an occu­pied gov­ern­ment build­ing is an act of ter­ror­ism. Par­tic­u­larly for the inhab­i­tants of the build­ing but it has rip­ple effects for all gov­ern­ment work­ers.

    This bal­loon juice post and com­men­tary sets it out far bet­ter than I can.

    http://​www​.bal​loon​-juice​.com/​2​0​1​0​/​0​2​/​1​8​/​f​a​l​l​i​n​g​-​d​own-2/

    ps: as does Dave Niew­ert, who has been cov­er­ing this sort of thing in the media for a long long time:

    http://​crook​san​dliars​.com/​n​o​d​e​/35036

  43. jcburns

    jcburns said on February 18th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    So let me get this straight, Nance. You want us to “wait” until we have “more facts” before we pass judge­ment on the late Mr. Stack. How is that even pos­si­ble!? I have tweets and com­ments to get out! Now!! What are these “more facts” of which you speak? Next thing you know you’ll want us to mull them over…ponder, even. To quote that Chan­nel 15 Fort Wayne anchor: “Once again Nancy, you’ve made us think. [damn you.]

    [edit: I notice that Joseph Andrew Stack has been deemed an offi­cial nut-case Amer­i­can assas­sin or terrorist—his name has been upgraded every­where I'm read­ing to All Three Names in every ref­er­ence. Joseph. Andrew. Stack. And when you're All Three Names every time you're men­tioned, you know he's an OANCOT.]

  44. coozledad said on February 18th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Regard­less of which camp he’s in (anar­chic bug­fuck engi­neers unite!), to admit he’s a ter­ror­ist would also blow the doors off the whole racial pro­fil­ing thing.
    His let­ter clearly states his inten­tion was to upset the board and fuck with the game.Insane, but the objec­tives are the same as the 9/11 dick swingers and McVeigh.
    If being insane dis­qual­i­fies you for ter­ror­ism, that’s going to be a real turd in the punch­bowl for Al Quaeda. They’re going to have to draw up some new SOPs.

  45. alex said on February 18th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    mark, I’m sure he was one of yours. Only an unex­am­ined life is one not worth liv­ing.

  46. Harrison said on February 18th, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    I’ll give Albom credit for this one thing: He, at the least, writes com­plete sen­tences.

    Bob Kravitz, sports colum­nist for the Indy Star, often uses sen­tence frag­ments. I let it drive me crazy because I like to see prose that isn’t dia­logue writ­ten in com­plete sen­tences. It shows some sense of lit­er­acy.

  47. James Moehrke said on February 18th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    And here I always thought that “ter­ror­ism” was meant to induce ter­ror. What, am I sup­posed to be afraid to be in a build­ing with Fed­eral offices in it because some angry per­son might do me harm there? No, thank you, I think this was just an angry, frus­trated per­son, some­one who chose a very pub­lic way to express his feel­ing about per­ceived wrongs done him.

  48. coozledad said on February 18th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    My wife was won­der­ing if Stack had already filed his taxes. Guess he wasn’t expect­ing much of a refund.

  49. Kirk said on February 18th, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Hooray for com­plete sen­tences. I’d never want to out­law incom­plete sen­tences; they do have their place and can be effec­tive. Way too many writ­ers, though, seem to think that writ­ing in frag­ments is some­how “cool,” and overdo it. I fear that too many of them might not be able to rec­og­nize the dif­fer­ence between sen­tences and frag­ments.

  50. Suem said on February 18th, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    I lived on the Domini­can Republic/Haitian bor­der from 1982 until 1986. I was a peace corp vol­un­teer. That was 25 years ago. If Mitch Albom’s writ­ing opens one person’s eyes to the real­ity of a third world coun­try; it’s worth the it.

  51. brian stouder said on February 18th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    And here I always thought that “ter­ror­ism” was meant to induce ter­ror. What, am I sup­posed to be afraid to be in a build­ing with Fed­eral offices in it because some angry per­son might do me harm there?

    Well, James, let’s grant that this guy was a nut. Nonethe­less, gas­ing up an air­craft and then tak­ing off on a week-day morn­ing and inten­tion­ally crash­ing into an office build­ing is ter­ror­ism, pure and sim­ple.

    Oth­er­wise, on Sept­meber 11, 2001, when ter­ror­ists flew planes into the two tallest office build­ings in Amer­ica -by your rule, James, that wasn’t ter­ror­ism either; because – what? am I sup­posed to be afraid when I go into a sky­scraper, since some angry peo­ple might do me harm there?

    Dorothy – I loved the excerpt you shared, of your daughter’s grow­ing jour­nal­is­tic capa­bil­i­ties and accom­plish­ments. Her con­tin­ued suc­cess must be a source of great pride and com­fort for you. (clearly, hav­ing a great mom is a big leg-up in this world!)

  52. brian stouder said on February 19th, 2010 at 12:20 am

    Here’s a non-sequitur. The Uni­ver­sity of Saint Fran­cis is just down the block from where we live, and occa­sion­ally they have one of their pro­fes­sors deliver a free pub­lic lec­ture. I fig­ure – if the uni­ver­sity is offer­ing free sam­ples of higher edu­ca­tion, I’ll just par­take.

    This evening, Dr David Fleis­chacker (who reminds me of the fel­low who starred in the tv show North­ern Expo­sure) pre­sented a very engag­ing talk with a fairly heav­ily laden sub­ject: Cre­ation and Rev­e­la­tion and whether there is any­thing real or true or know­able about God. He began with an overview of sev­eral thinkers and philoso­phers, and their view of real­ity – includ­ing Friedrich Niet­zsche, Renee Descartes, John Henry Car­di­nal New­man, (espe­cially) Bernard Lon­er­gan, and oth­ers.

    If they gave a quiz right after that, I’d have got­ten maybe a 75 or so; lots of ethe­real con­cepts were hilighted and com­pared and con­trasted to oth­ers…

    and then the lec­ture shifted from Rev­e­la­tion to Cre­ation, and was all the more inter­est­ing. The word “Cer­ti­tude” (indeed – onto­log­i­cal cer­ti­tude!) came up quite often, although it seemed to me that one of God’s main rules of the uni­verse is – you gotta have faith. (for­give the mostly unin­ten­tional Albomism)

    After­all (it seems to me), at the small­est and most ele­men­tal base of cre­ation that human­ity can detect – quan­tum physics and sub-atomic par­ti­cles – we find…randomness! And the joke is, one can­NOT (with cer­ti­tude) even define what “ran­dom­ness” is, since if you can pre­cisely define it, then (by def­i­n­i­tion) it’s NOT ran­dom! It seems to me that God always does that; you wanna believe? Great! You wanna argue? We left room.

    We digress though; Dr Fleischacker’s talk didn’t make that point, but instead that using var­i­ous mod­els of ratio­nal thought and rea­son, the cer­tain truth of the exis­tence of God will assert itself to the seek­ing human heart.

    All in all, an inter­est­ing night out, despite the absence of the promised “light refresh­ments”. Good lec­tures are refresh­ing enough, in any case

  53. Dexter said on February 19th, 2010 at 1:33 am

    Stack’s life-components read like Mark David Chapman’s : resent­ful, des­per­ate to a degree, mad in every way, and in the end, writ­ing notes to the pub­lic express­ing exactly why what he was going to do was going to go down.
    Chap­man felt he was in a play that had to end as he planned it, the die was cast, it was on.
    Stack was so hor­ri­bly upset at los­ing his pen­sion money he was dri­ven by his over­board emo­tions and hatred to plan and act accord­ingly. Mil­i­tary defense jets were scram­bled after the crash into the IRS office…did they have intel regard­ing a full-blown attack on Austin?
    Stack was a ter­ror­ist.
    But not to worry, cit­i­zens of Austin, you’re in good hands.
    “The main thing I want to put out there is that this is an iso­lated inci­dent here; there is no cause for alarm,” said the Austin police chief, Art Acevedo, in a tele­vised news con­fer­ence at mid­day. Asked how he could be sure, Mr. Acevedo said, “You have to take my word at it, don’t you?”

  54. moe99 said on February 19th, 2010 at 9:31 am

    I can tell you, James, as a for­mer fed­eral worker and a cur­rent state employee that I and my co work­ers find this sort of behav­ior by Stack and McVeigh and oth­ers (there was an aborted attempt to bomb the Austin IRS build­ing a num­ber of years ago) to be quite ter­ri­fy­ing to us. When they built the new fed­eral build­ing in Seat­tle, they added all sorts of extra anti bomb fea­tures as pre­cau­tions. Using your line of think­ing, that was a waste of money.

  55. coozledad said on February 19th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    moe: You would have thought the right would have gone with “b-but he’s a kooky com­mu­nist” but in their hes­i­ta­tion to alien­ate bit­ter engi­neers and bat­shit folks in gen­eral, they have to estab­lish a penum­bra of ‘not ter­ror’ for their nat­ural con­stituen­cies, includ­ing the legion of suck­ers who get taken by the “learn how to avoid pay­ing taxes to the gubb­mint for $2500.00″ scam.
    Now they’ve hung their male model and mas­ter of ancient mind emp­ty­ing tech­niques Scotty Brown out to describe the act as a nat­ural out­growth of frus­tra­tion with Wash­ing­ton. I guess we can stop hear­ing about Bill Ayers now.

  56. Jeff Borden said on February 19th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    The radio adver­tise­ments played in Chicago for Texas tourism say the state is “like a whole ‘nother coun­try.” Appar­ently, this is truer than true. Check out this story — and remem­ber that the Texas State School Board wields enor­mous influ­ence over what text­books are pur­chased:

    FROM THE TEXAS TRIBUNE—–
    Nearly a third of Tex­ans believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time, and more than half dis­agree with the the­ory that humans devel­oped from ear­lier species of ani­mals, accord­ing to the Uni­ver­sity of Texas/Texas Tri­bune Poll.

    The dif­fer­ences in beliefs about evo­lu­tion and the length of time that liv­ing things have existed on earth are reflected in the polit­i­cal and reli­gious pref­er­ence of our respon­dents, who were asked four ques­tions about bio­log­i­cal his­tory and God:

    • 38 per­cent said human beings devel­oped over mil­lions of years with God guid­ing the process and another 12 per­cent said that devel­op­ment hap­pened with­out God hav­ing any part of the process. Another 38 per­cent agreed with the state­ment “God cre­ated human beings pretty much in their present form about 10,000 years ago.”

    • Asked about the ori­gin and devel­op­ment of life on earth with­out inject­ing humans into the dis­cus­sion, and 53 per­cent said it evolved over time, “with a guid­ing hand from God.” They were joined by 15 per­cent who agreed on the evo­lu­tion part, but “with no guid­ance from God.” About a fifth — 22 per­cent — said life has existed in its present form since the begin­ning of time.

    • Most of the Tex­ans in the sur­vey — 51 per­cent — dis­agree with the state­ment, “human beings, as we know them today, devel­oped from ear­lier species of ani­mals.” Thirty-five per­cent agreed with that state­ment, and 15 per­cent said they don’t know.

    • Did humans live at the same time as the dinosaurs? Three in ten Texas vot­ers agree with that state­ment; 41 per­cent dis­agree, and 30 per­cent don’t know.

    The ques­tions were devised by David Prindle, a Uni­ver­sity of Texas gov­ern­ment pro­fes­sor who authored a book called Stephen Jay Gould and the Pol­i­tics of Evo­lu­tion, about the late evo­lu­tion­ary biol­o­gist. “The end in mind … is to estab­lish the rela­tion­ships, not just to get raw pub­lic opin­ion,” he says. “We can do some fancy sta­tis­ti­cal stuff. … Is it reli­gion dri­ving pol­i­tics or is pol­i­tics dri­ving reli­gion? My hypoth­e­sis is that reli­gious views drive pol­i­tics.”

    The most com­mon reli­gious denom­i­na­tions in the sur­vey were Catholic and Bap­tist, with 20 per­cent each, fol­lowed by non­de­nom­i­na­tional Chris­tians, at 10 per­cent, and Methodists, at 6 per­cent. Eight per­cent chose “spir­i­tual but not reli­gious,” and 7 per­cent chose “other.” Only 6 per­cent iden­ti­fied them­selves as athe­ist or agnos­tic. An over­whelm­ing major­ity said their reli­gious beliefs were extremely impor­tant (52 per­cent) or some­what impor­tant (30 per­cent). Only 35 per­cent go to church once a week or more; 52 per­cent said they go once or twice a year (29 per­cent) or never (23 per­cent).

    Church atten­dance isn’t much dif­fer­ent among Repub­li­cans and Democ­rats in the poll, though Repub­li­cans who do go to church say they go more often. More than half of the Democ­rats — 51 per­cent — go to church “never” or “once or twice a year.” That’s true of 45 per­cent of the Repub­li­cans in the poll. Forty-two per­cent of Repub­li­cans say they attend church at least once a week, com­pared to 35 per­cent of Democ­rats.

    Democ­rats (28 per­cent) are less likely than Repub­li­cans (47 per­cent) to think that humans have always existed in their present form and more likely (21 per­cent to 7 per­cent) to think humans have devel­oped over mil­lions of years with­out God’s guid­ance. About the same per­cent­ages of Democ­rats and Repub­li­cans (40 and 36 per­cent, respec­tively) believe that evo­lu­tion took place over time with God’s guid­ance. Demo­c­rat Bill White’s vot­ers were the most likely to believe in evo­lu­tion with­out a divine hand (33 per­cent); on the Repub­li­can side, by com­par­i­son, only 6 per­cent of Rick Perry’s sup­port­ers were in that cat­e­gory.

    Has life on earth always existed in its present form? Repub­li­cans are more likely to agree (29 per­cent) than Democ­rats (16 per­cent). They’re less likely to believe that life evolved over time with no guid­ance from God (8 per­cent to 24 per­cent). Democ­rats are slightly less inclined to believe in evo­lu­tion with a “guid­ing hand from God” (50 per­cent to 55 per­cent).

    Repub­li­cans are less likely to believe that humans devel­oped from ear­lier species of ani­mals; 26 per­cent agree, while 60 per­cent dis­agree. Among Democ­rats in the sur­vey, 46 per­cent agree that humans evolved from ear­lier species; 42 per­cent dis­agree. Perry’s vot­ers were most hos­tile to this premise — 67 per­cent dis­agree.

    About the same num­bers of Democ­rats and Repub­li­cans — 43 per­cent — dis­agree with the idea that dinosaurs and humans lived on the planet at the same time. Repub­li­cans were slightly more likely to agree with the idea (31 per­cent to 27 per­cent). Perry had more vot­ers in each group on the GOP side, but Kay Bai­ley Hutchi­son had the largest share of vot­ers who believe in that coex­is­tence.

    Prindle says the results recall a line from come­dian Lewis Black. “He did a standup rou­tine a few years back in which he said that a sig­nif­i­cant pro­por­tion of the Amer­i­can peo­ple think that the ‘The Flint­stones’ is a doc­u­men­tary,” Prindle says. “Turns out he was right. Thirty per­cent of Tex­ans agree that humans and dinosaurs lived on the earth at the same time.”

  57. Jolene said on February 19th, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Jeff, did you see this NYT arti­cle re the role of the Texas State Board of Edu­ca­tion in the devel­op­ment of text­books? Really scary.

    I won­der whether peo­ple in other coun­tries strug­gle w/ these issues over sci­ence, his­tory, reli­gion, and what should be in the school­books? I haven’t read about such strug­gles, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

  58. brian stouder said on February 21st, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Jolene, I think the Japan­ese have had a strug­gle with their 1930′s (and for­ward) his­tory.

    One sup­poses that theoc­ra­cies (such as Iran) would also have issues over his­tory and reli­gion. The again – in a coun­try like Pak­istan the ques­tion might be who funds madras­sas – gov­ern­ment? Islamic orga­ni­za­tions? Is this a dis­tinc­tion with­out a dif­fer­ence?

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