Damn squirrels.

Kate’s jack-o-lantern started life as a traditional, smiling face with the standard bad dental work. And then it was…vandalized. Actually, I kind of like the new face, but Kate is not amused. At all.

Kate’s jack-o-lantern started life as a traditional, smiling face with the standard bad dental work. And then it was…vandalized. Actually, I kind of like the new face, but Kate is not amused. At all.
October 29th, 2003 at 10:34 am
Squirrels are susceptible to lead poisoning. Especially if the lead is moving fast when it hits them.
October 29th, 2003 at 10:47 am
Just tell everyone it’s an ‘Ode to Linda Blair’ pumpkin!! I kinda like it.
October 29th, 2003 at 11:03 am
Tell her this is what’ll happen to HER mouth if she eats too much Halloween candy.
October 29th, 2003 at 11:22 am
Tell Kate it’s a good thing she gave that evil squirrel a jack-o-lantern to munch on. Otherwise the devil might have munched on a power line and darkened half of North America.
October 29th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
Kate might like to know that she’s not the only victim. Damn squirrels stripped every nut off my young pecan tree. It’s almost enough to make me quit feeding my useless yard cat.
October 30th, 2003 at 12:21 am
Pumpkin vandalism by squirrels?! Damn kids don’t want to do anything for themselves anymore.
Seriously, I’m sure Kate is very unhappy with the little varmints.
October 30th, 2003 at 7:56 pm
Dear…God…can’t stop…laughing…extending sympathies to Kate and all but Jesus, that’s some funny stuff!