Quivering manhood.

OK, this is funny.

My fave: “For the Love of Scottie McMullet.” Yours?

(Thanks: Eric Zorn.)

Posted at 12:16 pm in Uncategorized |

13 responses to “Quivering manhood.”

  1. deb said on February 25, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    i’m partial to “lord of the hissy-fit,” myself.

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  2. danno said on February 25, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    Please, oh please let there be a sequel to ‘The Sheriff of Gay County’!!!!!

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  3. Mindy said on February 25, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    I like “Gimme Back my Shirt”.

    The interiors of romance novels are worse than the exteriors. While working in the office of a public library, I always had a stack of ’em on my desk to be processed in or out. We had a fool for a boss which meant that someone usually had a bleeding lower lip as proof of an effort to remain silent. The cure was to grab a romance novel, flip to any page, and read aloud until everyone in the office collapsed in fits of laughter. Can be quite the day brightener. Try it yourself sometime.

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  4. alex said on February 25, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    Never understood what hetero gals found so sexy ’bout quivering manhoods. Them hoods only quiver when they ain’t stretched taut. Kinda like old ladies with turkey neck. Fire helmets�now them’s cool.

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  5. Tippecanoe said on February 25, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    “From the bestselling author of Wisconsin Whore Dog” got us all laughing.

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  6. Bartleby said on February 25, 2005 at 10:42 pm

    They’re all good, but I’d say “I’m About to Let One” was aimed straight at my low, low view of things.

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  7. humble reader said on February 26, 2005 at 4:27 am

    My vote…Okay You’re Taller Than Me, Happy Now?

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  8. Dorothy said on February 26, 2005 at 7:55 am

    They were all terrific! Thanks for the link – sent it on to several friends who all loved it.

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  9. mary said on February 26, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    I’m with you on Scotty McMullet. Great cover.

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  10. Pat Gonzalez said on February 26, 2005 at 10:20 pm

    My vote goes to “Lord of the Tube Socks”, with “Gimme Back My Shirt” a close second, followed by “Lord of the Hissy Fit” — they’re all priceless!

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  11. harry near indy said on February 27, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    btw, as for “lord of the tube socks” — iirc, when tube socks were on the market in the 1970s, they ususally had three colored stripes — red, blue, green, gold, etc. — at the top — a thick one with two skinnier ones above and below it.

    therefore, lord of the tube socks isn’t really and truly wearing tube socks.

    hate to be pedantic about it, but … accuracy, nn; you’re a journalist.

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  12. Bill Peschel said on February 27, 2005 at 7:20 pm

    I was most impressed with the quality of the typography. Where did he find all those swirling fonts? Someone put a huge effort into clearing out the old type and laying in the new.

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  13. mary said on March 1, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    Hey, I remember all white tube socks. Didn’t George Bush I go shopping for them in Kmart once? I used to buy the all white ones for my kids, until I discovered even cheaper socks with actual heels and toes at Costco.

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