Here’s an ad on Detroit’s Craigslist. The heading is “Models needed for VIP Super Bowl Party.” It’s above the one that asks for “Go-Go Dancers needed for VIP Super Bowl Party.”
You are being asked to join us for a VIP SuperBowl party, the client wants their party to be the “talk of the town”, so all we ask is you mingle, dance, socialize, network and have a good time. O-Yea, and get paid for it. Send your information and photo to the above email address and we will contact you with further details.
Call me crazy, but when someone can’t spell “yeah,” I get a little suspicious.
Someone told me today that the big SB parties are flying in “planeloads” of top-grade strippers for the festivities. I wonder where the local talent will be working.
alex said on December 29, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Those hardscrabble Detroit whores just don’t have the same glitz appeal as imported ones. A garden variety skank who swishes her tits in your beer mug and wipes her ass on your thighs is something anyone can get in Anytown USA. The big spenders at big events want what they perceive to be jet-set hookers, much as they did during the GOP convention in NYC.
Joe Kobiela said on December 30, 2005 at 8:23 am
And I suppose there were no hookers at the democratic convention.
Dick Walker said on December 30, 2005 at 8:46 am
Almost ounded like some kind of religious gathering, what with the “predestinated” meeting places…
Nance said on December 30, 2005 at 9:05 am
There are hookers at every convention. The difference is, the conventioneers at the GOP convention are the ones patting themselves on the back for their family values. That’s all.
brian stouder said on December 30, 2005 at 9:15 am
“…the conventioneers at the GOP convention are the ones patting themselves on the back for their family values”
I thought it was interesting that that Abramoff guy imagines himself to be a latter day Michael Corleone (as we learned in the WaPo the other day), when really – if I can use the word “really” in connection with a money-grubbing wire puller with delusions of Hollywood-inspired grandeur! – he’s more like Jane Fonda’s centrally important prostitute in Klute
joodyb said on December 30, 2005 at 10:23 am
3 words: Al & Alma’s.