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Jeane Kirkpatrick’s wrinkles.

I once walked in on a news pho­tog­ra­pher print­ing a pic­ture, back in the pre-digital olden days. The photo was of Jeane Kirk­patrick, Ronald Reagan’s U.N. ambas­sador. The pho­tog printed the pic­ture sev­eral times while I was there, burn­ing and dodg­ing with his fin­gers, mess­ing with the con­trast, goof­ing with this and that. Finally I asked him what was the big hoop-de-do over what was, after all, a glo­ri­fied headshot.

“I’m try­ing to make her look more wrinkly,” he said. “I hate her.”

Huh. Ohhhh-kay. We all have our own ways of wast­ing time at work — you’re read­ing one of my favorites — and this seemed to fall some­where in the midrange of the what’s-the-point scale. If you click the link above, which includes a photo of Kirk­patrick from roughly the same era, you’ll notice sev­eral things about her, among them a) she’s no spring chicken, and b) she wasn’t exactly Heidi Klum to start with. She was then nearly 60, and looked like what she is — a pub­lic intel­lec­tual with a low-maintenance hairdo and no patience for elab­o­rate makeup rit­u­als, unafraid to look her age because she didn’t live in the mir­ror, but in her mind. I don’t share many of Kirkpatrick’s views, but hey, we can always use more women who don’t give a fat rat’s ass what In Style says about them.

I’m try­ing to fig­ure what the chances are that some impres­sion­able soul read the story about Kirkpatrick’s speech, looked at the photo printed to enhance her wrin­kles and said, “You know, if neo­con­ser­vatism has no room in it for decent skin-care prod­ucts, it has no room in it for me.” I’m think­ing it’s pretty low. In this, it has approx­i­mately the same impact as the infa­mous Reuters photo that’s the sub­ject of this Slate piece.

The link will take you to both pho­tos, side-by-side — the orig­i­nal pic­ture of a smol­der­ing Beirut sky­line, and the one Reuters trans­mit­ted to its clients, with the smoke dark­ened and made a lit­tle more bul­bous through the clumsy use of Photoshop’s clone tool. This was dis­cov­ered by blog­gers ear­lier in the week, and made much of.

I dunno. I looked at both pic­tures and thought: Um, why? That Beirut was bombed is not in ques­tion. That smoke was ris­ing was not in ques­tion. The smoke was a fact, like Jeane Kirkpatrick’s wrin­kles. How many peo­ple would look at the smoke-enhanced ver­sion and say, “Well, this changes every­thing.” Again, I’m think­ing it’s some­thing like zero.

The rest of that Slate arti­cle points out the obvi­ous: That every photo is a lie. This is a duh rev­e­la­tion if there ever was one. Haven’t you ever arrived at a vaca­tion spot and thought, “It looks noth­ing like the pic­tures”? Haven’t you ever taken a photo and said, later, “It didn’t look like this”? Hell, haven’t you seen a photo of your­self lately? I look in the mir­ror and I see the same me I saw 25 years ago. Pho­tos would sug­gest things are dif­fer­ent now. Damn photos.

After years of this, I’ve come up with a pretty sim­ple expla­na­tion: A photo is a fact, but a fact is not the truth.

It applies to most of the rest of jour­nal­ism, too: A story is a col­lec­tion of facts (or bet­ter be). It’s not nec­es­sar­ily the truth.

If you had noth­ing bet­ter to do, you could spend the rest of the year research­ing the ethics of pho­to­jour­nal­ism to know why, exactly, it was wrong to enhance Jeane Kirkpatrick’s wrin­kles for per­sonal rea­sons. And you could spend the rest of the next five years writ­ing a book about the truth and lies of pho­tog­ra­phy, but you might as well give up now, because Susan Son­tag pretty much cov­ered that water­front already.

I pity photo edi­tors these days; Pho­to­shop has rocked their world in a mil­lion ways, many of them unwel­come. Good Pho­to­shop­pers can use the soft­ware to make so-so pic­tures bet­ter, good pic­tures great and every pic­ture a poten­tial fir­ing offense. So many deci­sions seem so innocu­ous — a pho­tog­ra­pher took a Diet Coke can off a cof­feetable in a news pic­ture a few years ago, and whole forests had to die to accom­mo­date all the ful­mi­na­tion. Mean­while, the stan­dards are dif­fer­ent every­where. I work mainly in mag­a­zines now, and if you tell a mag­a­zine pho­tog­ra­pher he can’t add or remove things from a pic­ture he’ll quit on the spot; dig­i­tal manip­u­la­tion is as nec­es­sary as pretty models.

I guess what most inter­ests me about this case is the essen­tial irony of it, which is the same that lies at the heart of the Jayson Blair/Stephen Glass scan­dals, too — that some peo­ple want to be suc­cess­ful jour­nal­ists so badly that they’re will­ing to com­mit the sin­gle unfor­giv­able sin in jour­nal­ism, the one that closes doors for­ever. That is, to step out­side the facts/truth model into the bullshit/lies realm. Even before it was dis­cov­ered to be a fake, that pic­ture of the roil­ing smoke was small change. And yet.

22 responses to
“Jeane Kirkpatrick’s wrinkles.”

  1. brian stouder said on August 11th, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    I used to be immensely taken with Jeane Kirk­patrick — prob­a­bly for much the same rea­sons NN high­lights — her “here I stand, and here’s what I think” pub­lic pro­file — which prompted left­ist cranks to jeer her when she spoke at universities!!!.…

    Hah! Today’s left­ist cranks are stuck with Anne Coulter.…a bit of cos­mic jus­tice, I suppose

  2. Jonathan Arnold said on August 11th, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    Funny, I thought exactly the same thing see­ing the two pic­tures. I had to look extra hard to even notice the dif­fer­ence. It would be one thing if it was a pic­ture of a calm sub­urb doc­tored to look like a war­zone, but some­how it seems such a tiny infrac­tion to just add darker smoke.

  3. Dwight the Troubled Teen said on August 11th, 2006 at 4:50 pm

    Wow.

    Given that you are a real jour­nal­ist who came up through the ranks of the old school news­room, I’m stunned that you are okay with blur­ring the line (pun intended) between news jour­nal­ism and edi­to­r­ial jour­nal­ism. Stunned.

    “Wish­ful Think­ing” explod­ing White House is one thing, but I really believe(d) that you have a spe­cial place for the integrity of an hon­or­able profession.

    Let’s set the way­back machine to an alter­nate universe:

    “Hey, what are you doing to that picture?”

    “I’m adding a shadow to make it look like Clin­ton has a buldge in his pants. I hate him.”

    “Hmmm. All jour­nal­ism is edi­to­r­ial jour­nal­ism, I guess.”

    I assume that you know the story about Don Hewitt sit­ting in the 60 min­utes edit­ing bay and ask­ing about the video taped shot of an empty spin­ning revolv­ing door.

    Don Hewitt cared about the line between news jour­nal­ism and edi­to­r­ial jour­nal­ism, and I sus­pect that you do as well.

  4. nancy said on August 11th, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    Who says I’m OK with it? What should I have done? Wres­tled him to the floor, or rat­ted him out to a supe­rior? As I think is fairly evi­dent by exist­ing pho­tos of Jeane Kirk­patrick, he wasn’t adding some­thing to the pic­ture that wasn’t already there. He was enhanc­ing an exist­ing fea­ture. I thought it was silly and child­ish, but it doesn’t cross a line.

    This does, however.

  5. Bob said on August 12th, 2006 at 7:58 am

    The most glar­ing thing to me about the triv­ial manip­u­la­tion of the Reuters photo isn’t that it was done, but that it was done so badly. I’d think any­one famil­iar with Photoshop’s extremely use­ful clone tool would spot the inept use before they noticed any­thing else in the photo.

    I’m an advo­cate of show­ing things as they are, but I’m not a fanatic about it. Pho­tograph­ing out­side the studio’s con­trolled envi­ron­ment, record­ing events as they take place, often results in dis­tract­ing com­po­si­tional no-nos that add noth­ing to the record of the moment, like the util­ity pole stick­ing out of the top of someone’s head in a scene where no alter­na­tive angle or com­po­si­tion presents itself.

    On the other hand, peo­ple whose win-by-any-means, facts-be-damned approach to “jour­nal­ism” results in stuff lke the Kerry-Fonda manip­u­la­tion should be blinded in one eye and have one hand cut off, with a warn­ing that a repeat offense will bring the com­ple­tion of the job.

  6. mary said on August 12th, 2006 at 8:51 pm

    Off topic:

    I’m rein­forc­ing my children’s opin­ion of me as an insane woman, and adopt­ing another dog. Or at least I hope so. She’s a very pretty ten month old golden retriever, on the slen­der side, and she needs a name. She’s very calm and sweet. Any sug­ges­tions? I pre­fer the two syl­la­ble, at least one long vowel the­ory of dog names.

  7. basset said on August 13th, 2006 at 9:23 am

    our cur­rent golden is Mag­gie, our for­mer golden was Spicy… short for her reg­is­tered name, “Wyngate’s Lady Spice,” which didn’t come from us

    our bas­set hound was “Eudora,” which seemed appro­pri­ate because we were liv­ing in Mis­sis­sippi at the time.

    and may I rec­om­mend… res​cueagolden​.org

  8. Bill said on August 13th, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    How about Goldie or Blondie?

  9. Dorothy said on August 14th, 2006 at 7:53 am

    Just don’t call her Bai­ley. I’m sick to death of hear­ing Gold­ens named Bai­ley. It’s over­done! (with apolo­gies to any Bai­ley own­ers out there)

    My pre­vi­ous Golden was Atti­cus, but he became Schmaddy. Long story. Cur­rent one is Augus­tus, but he’s just plain old Augie. (for some rea­son all my dogs end up with nick­names end­ing in the “ee” sound. Dublin was Dub­bie, Domino was Dom­mie, you get the drift.) Both of my Gold­ens were mixes. Best dogs we ever had.

  10. mary said on August 14th, 2006 at 10:39 am

    The cur­rent favorites in the house­hold are: Poppy, Sally, Phoebe, Mar­ley (no on in the house has read that book, they just like reg­gae) and Sherry. This golden looks like a mix. She looks like a 3/4 scale golden. Very sweet and shy for now. I pick her up either tonight or tomor­row after she’s fixed.

  11. brian stouder said on August 14th, 2006 at 10:51 am

    She looks like a 3/4 scale golden

    Min­nie!!

    (I love good ol’ Min­nie Mouse — some­thing just.…compelling!)

  12. mary said on August 14th, 2006 at 11:12 am

    Min­nie is good. If she turns out to be a moocher, even better.

  13. Dorothy said on August 14th, 2006 at 11:19 am

    Mary will you put a pic­ture of her on flickr? I’m anx­ious to see her!

  14. mary said on August 14th, 2006 at 11:52 am

    As soon as I get her and she stands still long enough to be pho­tographed, I will. She’s very pretty.

  15. Dorothy said on August 14th, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    BTW Bas­sett, our Augie was a res­cue but not through any spe­cific orga­ni­za­tion. He had been shot in the leg and was recov­ered. The vet hos­pi­tal near our home was look­ing for a home for him. If we hadn’t adopted him, they were going to turn him over to the local Golden Res­cue group.

  16. mary said on August 14th, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    Dorothy
    I’m a lit­tle down on res­cue groups here in LA. For non-profit orga­ni­za­tions, they seem pretty prof­itable. When I was try­ing to adopt a great dane, I kept get­ting beaten to the shel­ter by a res­cue group that only does giant breeds. Great, except they grab every dane/bouvier/mastiff/irish wolfhound as soon as they get to shel­ters, and to adopt one from them costs a min­i­mum of 350 dol­lars. And you sign a con­tract allow­ing unan­nounced check up vis­its, and requir­ing you to buy your dog­food from them. That min­i­mum is unre­al­is­tic by the way. I hear that 750 is more com­mon, and that buy­ing that required first year of dog food from them runs over a grand.
    I’m sure res­cue groups do good work, but they also pre­vent good dog own­ers from get­ting dogs sometimes.

  17. Dorothy said on August 14th, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    Mary you pointed out sev­eral things that set off alarms in me, as well, about res­cue groups. See, before we moved to SC we had Atti­cus, our golden mix who was nearly 10. The week­end before we moved he had to be put to sleep. He had been sick for months and los­ing weight. Heart­bro­ken, I turned to web­sites for around us in SC think­ing we’d get one through them. I was aston­ished to see the high fees for adop­tion, etc. I don’t recall any men­tion of buy­ing dog food, etc., but it seemed to dis­cour­age, instead of encour­age, my inkling to go thru a res­cue group. I think the fee was at least $200 to adopt. I’m sure the fees help them with the main­te­nance of prob­lem cases, etc. But hon­estly, for a lit­tle more some­one could get a brand new pure bred instead of res­cu­ing, right?

    It cost us just $50 to adopt Augie directly from the vet here. He was already neutered. His surgery was par­tially paid for by an anony­mous donor (which hap­pened before we owned him…still they didn’t ask us for any­thing towards it). This place is so won­der­ful to us. When my dad died last August and we had to board Augie in a hurry, they took him imme­di­ately. When we got home they would not take any pay­ment from us for the 5 days he spent there while we were home for the funeral. I can’t say enough nice things about them.

  18. mary said on August 14th, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    Dorothy
    I just looked at the web­site for the giant dog res­cue group I men­tioned. I also found a web­site for dis­grun­tled adop­tors of the giant dog res­cue group. Appa­rar­ently, the cur­rent fee is 900 to 1000 dol­lars for adop­tion. The founder of this group, claims he places 600 dogs per year, but claims the orga­ni­za­tion makes a gross income of 22k. Bad math.
    They are very liti­gious as well, since they get men­tioned in a neg­a­tive way very often. I know my small amount of con­tact with them has been bad.

  19. basset said on August 15th, 2006 at 12:04 am

    Mary… if you’re con­cerned about get­ting “beaten to the shel­ter,” well, we’ll just let the next few shel­ter dogs we hear about get killed so we’ll know we didn’t get in your way or any­thing. More impor­tant, obvi­ously, to leave a dog in there just in case some­one might want him than to work proac­tively toward find­ing him a home.

    I can’t speak for LA res­cue groups, but here in Ten­nessee we get $175 per dog to cover expenses, we rely heav­ily on dona­tions, we’re a legit-and-can-prove-it 501©3 and we run at a loss. With­out vol­un­teers, we couldn’t oper­ate — and we don’t sell dog food.

    You may “hear that $750 is more com­mon,” but I never have. Then again, I don’t oper­ate on hearsay.

    And address­ing Dorothy’s com­ment about “for a lit­tle more some­one could get a brand new pure bred…” well, that’s just beyond response, you don’t get it and there’s noth­ing I can do. Just go on down to the pet store, buy a puppy-mill dog and con­grat­u­late your­self on your supe­rior shop­ping skills.

  20. Dorothy said on August 15th, 2006 at 7:57 am

    Bas­sett I have never bought a puppy mill dog in my life. I never was a dog owner until I was 22 and newly mar­ried. We have always bought mixed breeds or from a friend who needed to find a home for new pup­pies. The most I ever paid for a dog was $75. I was refer­ring to the buyer who is able and will­ing to pay $300-$600 for a pure bred dog. I think you’re being unnec­es­sar­ily harsh to Mary and I, to be hon­est. You’re mak­ing judge­ments that aren’t pos­si­ble in the lim­ited infor­ma­tion you have in the com­ment sec­tions here.

    I am sure res­cue orga­ni­za­tions have good ones and bad ones. Mary was ref­er­enc­ing one she is famil­iar with. How can one per­son be famil­iar with every sin­gle res­cue group? Be fair, okay?

  21. mary said on August 15th, 2006 at 10:59 am

    Bas­set
    Please have a look at Gen­tle Giants web­site. They are now get­ting 900‑1000 per dog, and they say they are non profit. I have adopted three dogs in the past year from the shel­ter, and a total of seven in the past twenty years, so please don’t lec­ture me. I“ve adopted nine cats from the shel­ters in the same time period. I donate sup­plies to shel­ters, time to the shel­ters, and have referred lots of peo­ple to shel­ters who might have bought that puppy mill dog. I worked on a year long project with my son mak­ing a video about LA ani­mal shel­ters (both county and city) and it’s been shown at sev­eral schools in the LA school dis­trict. I speak to kids about vol­un­teer­ing at shel­ters.
    The local res­cue groups here get about 350 min­i­mum, and I know this as a fact. If you have any doubts, knock your­self out look­ing at web­sites for res­cue groups in the Los Ange­les area. Here’s a web­site started by peo­ple who had bad expe­ri­ences with Gen­tle Giants :
    http://​www​.gen​tle​giant​news​.com/​A​b​o​u​t​U​s.html

    Please have a look. Then look at the Gen­tle Giants web­site. Take a look at the appli­ca­tion for adop­tion, with its pro­vi­sion that you buy your dog food from them.

    I know more about my local res­cue groups than you do, and I stand by what I said.

  22. mary said on August 15th, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Oh, the dog I adopted yes­ter­day is named Poppy, and she’s lovely.