Things I’m grateful for:

Well, lots of things, but up there in the top five would be that I had no photographers following me around when I was 19.

(What’s the old saying? “The girls all get prettier at closing time.” No. And I don’t even want to know what that stuff is all over her face. She looks like she’s about to suggest we go get some French toast.)

Posted at 12:28 pm in Current events, Popculch |

9 responses to “Things I’m grateful for:”

  1. LA mary said on April 30, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    The white crap on her face is pretty revolting looking. The camera caught her eyelids in a nice combination too. I’m glad no one was following me with a camera at that age, as well, but I got drunk and stupid in cheaper places. No paparazzi in the Dogtown bar in Golden, Colorado. Fifty cent mixed drinks? You bet.

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  2. MaryO said on April 30, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    How about 25 cent Scotch at the old Press Room bar in Las Cruces, NM? Suited my first-job lifestyle nicely.

    At least all my gross transgressions (and I do mean some of them were gross) have no photographic evidence. Just the ones in my mind. And I try to get them out of there every chance I get.

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  3. Kirk said on April 30, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    That droopy eyelid thing seems to be going on in both pictures. You’d think a princess could afford to have that tightened or something.

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  4. nancy said on April 30, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    I was intrigued by the droopy eyelid, too, and asked Google Images for some other pictures of Princess Bea. Both her eyes appear perfectly normal, suggesting our girl may be a princess, but pour enough booze into her and she’s just a common drunk.

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  5. czucky Dimes said on April 30, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    Why does that ZZ Top song Pearl Necklace keep going through my head?

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  6. velvet goldmine said on April 30, 2007 at 9:21 pm

    You know who’s got the droopy eyelid bigtime? Paris Hilton. That’s why she’s always tilting her head in that insipid pose. I bet Beatrice doesn’t have it as a chronic problem, or she would be doing that chin-dip even while plastered, a la P Hilty.

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  7. Carter said on May 1, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    If Beatrice is now 19, I must have been in the UK in ’88, as she was 3 at the time. Well, apparently the royal yacht bearing the child was blown off course and had to put in somewhere other than the port of choice. I awoke to a tabloid that read:

    “Well Blow Me, It’s Bea!!!”

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  8. Ricardo said on May 1, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    As my late friend Jason put it, “I never went to bed with an ugly girl, but I woke up with quite a few.”

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  9. LA mary said on May 1, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Bea did get the big teeth of her dad and the close together eyes of her mom, didn’t she? The barf on her face doesn’t help.

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