Why don’t we just put a template for this story on a macro on standard newsroom computer systems? You could plug in the details, and it would really save a lot of time.
UPDATE: This blog will be respecting Owen Wilson’s request for privacy at this difficult time. Please, do not discuss Mr. Wilson’s personal problems in the comments. General comments about Wilson’s career choices, performances and other public statements, as well as statements of support, are just fine, however. Let the healing begin.