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Detroitywood.


But what’s my motivation?

A zom­bie con­sults with his direc­tor, Octo­ber 2008.

33 responses to
“Detroitywood.”

  1. beb said on October 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    “Your moti­va­tion is that you have an insa­tiable hunger for
    brains and all you can see before you is Sarah Palin.…You’re dying of hunger.…”

  2. moe99 said on October 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

  3. caliban said on October 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    OK. So we think bomb­ings are accept­able speech? I mean lit­tle girls in Birm­ing­ham. What the hell is wrong with these wack­jobs and how did some scum­bag that ought to be hunted down by wolves turn Amer­i­cans blood­thirsty. Every­thing that came out of Sarah’s mouth frothed the lunatic fringe.

    If some­body at a McCain rally or a Palin ral­luy says ‘kill him’ how the hell does a sea of Secre Ser­vice not descend? Cpi;d some­body explain hoew a deat threat doesnt result in some fat-ass whack job npt being tasered and taken into cust­pdy? This is the secret ser­vice and a pres­i­den­tial , the mosy likely pres­i­den­tial, next pres­i­dent of the US. They didn’t find this threat­en­ing.. They caught Rudolph? There was a ter­ror­ist.. McCains con­nec­tion with this guy was pal­pa­blr. This is some­thing that is spec­tac­u­larly obvi­ous, but it’s not some made up idi­o­ti­otic sort of con­nec­tion like 8 year old Obama and Ayres. Nobody sane would make that con­nec­tion. Nobody would try to con­nect the eight year old kid with some­body you needto kill for a ter­riss con­nec­tion. Nobody that wasn’t entirely nuts. What the hell is wrong with these people?

    They caught the assasin of the abor­tion doc­tors? Rusolph Secret Ser­vice and peo­ple eliciit bod­ily threats against obama, don’t you arrest their asses? If he’s smart and incon­ve­nient, well, you’d tell the Decret Ser­vice to back off. I’m not say­ing any­body that believed in Rea­gan­ism despised Bob Kennedy. But they did. I was never thrilled with quot­ing the right poets from wrong poems Actu­ally, every­thing his sis­ter said was bet­ter, and then we gpt real poets..

  4. caliban said on October 11th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    So, any­body. Does any­thing about the ter­ror­ist Palling around make the remotest asmount of truth? It doesnt. If you don’t think trash­ing the Con­sti­tu­tion is ter­ror­ism, Espe­cially when putting a total puto moron in charge might make things worse. You’re on tape, the truth will come out. You buy despi­ca­ble jerks, mariecela. You can con­vince your­selves of your what­ever. every­body has you cold. You have no clue. AThere is always some­one come­ing after you, you son of a bitch. You’re fucked.

  5. caliban said on October 11th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Back in the day, I used to walk in a neigh­bor­hood in Hrosse Pointe. We thought the next door neigh­bor was witch Haighieh.

    We stood ar the prop­erty­line. You are witch Haigheigh.

    Were we nuts? Well, I know we weren’t.

    Obvi­ous ques­tion: Were you ever scared of a house? If you were scared of a house. Why?

  6. Gasman said on October 11th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    cal­iban,
    Just one par­tic­u­lar white house in Wash­ing­ton. But only dur­ing the years 1969 – 1974, 1981 – 1992, then again from 2001 until the present. Really scary stuff’s come outta’ that place!

  7. caliban said on October 12th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    But here’s the deal. These bas­tards set this up years ago. Nixon put his favorite whiteshoe in play. These ass­holes can bring up the 2000 or so votes that might have been jig­gered by ACORN morons. How about most of Ohio and all of Volu­sia County. These ass­holes didn’t pull that? Yeah, they did.

    W flew the O club, but mainly the lit­tle prick went AWOL .Kerry pulled guys out of the Mekong. Things that actu­ally hap­pened. If you don’t think so, you prob­a­bly think McCain is a hero for crash­ing planes. What sort of dis­con­nect with real­ity is at work?

    I’m not jok­ing. If some fatass citi­izen at a McCain rally says ‘kill Obama’, and you’re a fed, how do you not arrest his grotesque ass? Never heard of Medgar Evars? How about those lit­tle girls that haunt Condi Rice when some ahole says Bomb Obam?

    When Obama met William Ayres, Ayres was Rea­gan youth. Annen­burg Foun­da­tion. If there’s a MSM in the bag, why don’t we get the tor­tured asso­ci­a­tions of McCain and the totally insane preach­ers that believe Catholics are demonic and don’t even speak in tongues.

    Here’s my favorite thing. Or things. Catholics are a demonic sect. But Catholics pro­duce Aqi­nas, and if you think you can get to the death penalty from Aquinas, you’re a mail crim­i­nal ass­hole try­ing to con­vince some­body you’ll deak with a tumor over the phone. Why haven’t TV preach­ers been prosecuted.?

    If the FCC Cahar­ter means the peo­ple own the air­waves, How does that obscene Aus­tralian pur­port bull­shit and own a sin­gle broad­cast­ing license? I am not jok­ing. These ass­holes ran Swift­boat 24 – 7. It was an unadul­ter­ated lie. How did they get away with this? And the revolt­ing piece of shit is not even an Americian.

    So there’s some idea that the air­waves belong to the peo­ple. And any­body with access is sup­posed to serve the pub­lid good. And Rupert buys every­thing and pur­ports to be fair and balanced.

    So he owns mosssssssssst of it and he’s dspi­ca­ble. Guy’s such ab ass­hole nobody could trust him. Ever.

    Air­waves belong to the peo­ple. Not to Fox. Those peo­ple are ass­holes. We’re all smrater than those aholes are.

  8. moe99 said on October 12th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    http://​www​.rolling​stone​.com/​p​o​l​i​t​i​c​s​/​s​t​o​r​y​/​2​3​4​8​2​8​2​1​/​t​h​e​_​r​e​t​u​r​n​_​o​f​_​rove/3

    “…Rove is not a genius, or even very clever: He’s totally and com­pletely immoral. It doesn’t take genius to claim, as Rove ludi­crously did last fall, that it was the Democ­rats in Con­gress and not George W. Bush who pushed the Iraq War res­o­lu­tion in 2002. It doesn’t take brains to com­pare a triple-amputee war vet­eran to Osama bin Laden; you just have to be a mean, rot­ten cocksucker.…”

  9. Dexter said on October 12th, 2008 at 3:04 am

    SURVIVE ZOMPOCALYPSE !! (VIDEO…2:46 ONLY)

    How to become a zombie…easy makeup instructions

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn-s_LYU81o&eurl=http://blueskeltonproductions.blogspot.com/2007/12/film-production-tutorial-zombie.html

  10. Dexter said on October 12th, 2008 at 3:18 am

    For those who may have never heard the entire Mer­cury The­ater pro­duc­tion of the 1938 “War of the Worlds” , the one that scared the bee­jeezuss outta a lotta folks, here’s a link to it, the whole thing, not an excerpt.

    http://​www​.mer​curythe​atre​.info/

  11. coozledad said on October 12th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    That zom­bie looks like a younger Nick Nolte at the DUI dri­ver train­ing acad­emy. Appar­ently his last trip though the median was a rough one.

  12. nancy said on October 12th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Actu­ally, if you saw him full-face, you’d say he was a dead ringer for Ted Dan­son. It was eerie.

  13. John said on October 12th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Ted Dan­son in Zom­bie Face. Haven’t we seen some­thing like that before?

  14. whitebeard said on October 12th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Dur­ing a Cana­dian army mili­tia exer­cise I was made up as a maimed sol­dier, man­gled face, bro­ken leg, etc. and some of the young cadets almost threw up when they saw me and were afraid to touch me, much less put me on a stretcher to res­cue me.
    It is amaz­ing what makeup can do, e.g. putting lip­stick and a flirty smile on a riot-inciting rabid pit­bull almost makes Gov. Sarah Palin look human as long as you dras­ti­cally lower your standards.

  15. beb said on October 12th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Fri­day Nancy men­tioned that stock prices for GM had dropped to a cou­ple bucks a share. The next day the Freep ran a front page arti­cle that GM and Chrysler were in merger talks. Appar­ently Cere­bus Group that bought Chrysler only a cou­ple years ago is des­per­ate to unload it. But it’s hard to see how GM could benifit from this sale since both com­pa­nies are loaded with cars that no one wants to buy.

  16. caliban said on October 12th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Is there any­thing quite as polit­i­cally obscene as Repub­li­cans scour­ing fore­clo­sure list­ings to dis­qual­ify vot­ers while using ACORN as a straw to incite peo­ple thank­fully too scle­rotic and obese to act on their vio­lent urges.

    Vote fraud is vir­tu­ally non-existent in the USA. Josh Mar­shall isn’t non-partisan, but fair’s fair and this is dispassionate:

    http://​www​.talk​ing​pointsmemo​.com/​a​r​c​h​i​v​e​s​/​0​1​3​5​81.php

    If Repub­li­cans are keen on dis­en­fran­chise­ment, they should prob­a­bly put lip­stick on the obvi­ous racism involved:

    http://​www​.crook​san​dliars​.com/​2​0​0​8​/​0​5​/​1​9​/​t​x​-​a​g​s​-​2​-​y​e​a​r​-​1​4​-​m​i​l​-​v​o​t​e​r​-​f​r​a​u​d​-​w​i​t​c​h​-​h​u​n​t​-​n​e​t​s​-​8​-​a​c​t​u​a​l​-​c​a​s​e​s​-​i​g​n​o​r​e​s​-​r​e​p​u​b​l​icans/

    On the other hand, if you call Barack Obama an Arab at a McCain event, you prob­a­bly should have your voter reg­is­tra­tion and your dri­vers license lifted.

  17. caliban said on October 12th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  18. caliban said on October 12th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Leonard Pitts is a gas:

    “First, let’s con­cede the obvi­ous: Every politi­cian wants to be seen as Every­man or woman. That’s why every pri­mary sea­son brings the curi­ous sight of mil­lion­aires in plaid shirts wan­der­ing through county fairs eat­ing fried things on sticks. It’s why Hillary Clin­ton hit that bar and Barack Obama went bowl­ing, badly.

    In that sense, Sarah Six Pack is noth­ing new. The “g” drop­pin’, moose shootin’, eye-winkin’ hockey mom has plenty of antecedents. But there’s a dif­fer­ence. Those antecedents were smart, wonk­ish peo­ple pre­tend­ing to be one of us. Sarah Palin “is” one of us.

    And by ‘us,’ I don’t mean you, nec­es­sar­ily, or me. I mean the low­est com­mon denom­i­na­tor us, the us of myth and nar­ra­tive, the us of sim­ple mind, the reac­tionary, ill-informed, impa­tient with com­plex­ity, utterly shal­low us.”

    The racist, in other words. I’m bet­ting I’m not the only one that thinks ‘hockey mom’ is a mis­print with ‘c’ for ‘n’. There is still time for W to actu­ally say this.

  19. moe99 said on October 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    beb – would that be the same Cere­bus Group that is headed by Dan Quayle?

  20. moe99 said on October 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    To answer my own ques­tion, yes it is our very own Dan Quayle (my sec­ond cousin from Defi­ance was on his staff way back when, to the almost uni­ver­sal accla­ma­tion of Defiance-ites) and the spelling is actu­ally Cereberus.

    Oh, and here’s a world poll on the US pres­i­den­tial elections:

    http://​www​.econ​o​mist​.com/​v​o​t​e2008/

    Hmm.…I thought for­eign affairs was McCain’s strong spot.

  21. beb said on October 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Dan Quayle heads Cere­berus? (Spelling was never my strong suit). That would explain why they did some­thing as insane as buy Chrslyer in the first place. I mean any­one with an ounce of com­mon sense would know bet­ter than to put money into Amer­i­can car com­pa­nies since all of them were los­ing money hand over fist. Now Cere­berus appears to be want­ing to get out of Chrysler as fast as pos­si­ble with­out los­ing all their invest­ment. I don’t see what the advan­tage would be to GM. Sure it would give them a larger share of the pie but there would be so many down­sides — union con­tracts, long-term debt, excess capac­ity and dealerships.

  22. moe99 said on October 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Voter fraud in Mon­tana:
    http://​tinyurl​.com/​4adhgt

    This is writ­ten by Montana’s Lieu­tenant Gov­er­nor, a Republican.

  23. Catherine said on October 13th, 2008 at 12:01 am

    SHIT! I’m mildly aller­gic to latex. Appar­ently I will never be able to pass as a zombie.

  24. John said on October 13th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    moe,

    Thanks for the link. Un-freaking-believable!

  25. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 13th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    I pick a morn­ing to look back in when i agree with Cal­iban! Or at least appre­ci­ate the link … why is the polit­i­cal process so fas­ci­nated with unde­cided vot­ers? It’s the polling men­tal­ity, which sees each round of track­ing data as defin­i­tive of some­thing or other, hence the need to resolve the “deci­sive” 7 or 8% becomes all impor­tant. (The poor dod­der­ing lady who got to a mike and mut­tered “Arab” was obvi­ously grop­ing for the unfamiliar-to-her word “Mus­lim,” and should prob­a­bly lose her driver’s license for cause, but that’s prob­a­bly not quite what you meant.)

    Dex­ter, i’m check­ing back with my gp on lisino­pril; she’s got me on sin­gu­lair already, so it’s pos­si­bly a very use­ful point. Thanks!

  26. brian stouder said on October 13th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Jeff, it is very, very good to hear from you.

  27. alex said on October 13th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Wel­come back Jeff!

    Hope you know this hasn’t exactly been a big lib­eral schaden­freude party here in your absence, what with the deval­u­a­tion of all of our sav­ings and retire­ment accounts. I’ll be on Lisino­pril if this shit keeps up.

    Hope you’re doing bet­ter. (And see­ing the light, fer Chrissake.)

  28. whitebeard said on October 13th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    A hearty wel­come back, Jeff
    Even I was agree­ing with Cal­iban but equally fright­ened by Mark lately; does that mean I should check with my doc­tor about Lisino­pril (although my pan­creas reacts badly to blood-pressure med­i­cines and I have BP of 130 over 68).

  29. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 13th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    In our house­hold, we both took a deep breath Sat­ur­day, then opened our respec­tive Church Pen­sion Fund and TIAA-CREF envelopes (and the Lit­tle Guy’s col­lege fund).

    There was brief chortling when i saw mine was down ONLY 12%, while hers were down more like 20% … then we saw they were all “as of 9/30.”

    And in the TMI dept., i’m ready for the zom­bies to come take me — it may be that my whole bp prob­lem is tied to deep, severe sinus infec­tions that are slow to clear up even with rad­i­cal albeit non-surgical mea­sures. But thanks for the kind words, and i’ll stay a bit shad­owy through the elec­tion, so as not to say any­thing that makes any­one say any­thing to me that tempts me again to type any intercourse-thyself-related retorts into a com­ment box and hit “Submit.”

    Isn’t that just always creepy, or is it just neo-con me, hav­ing to click “Sub­mit” all the time? Oh, and Mr. Burns, i think you owe me a nice color copy of that clever comic turn with the shoul­der mounted alien! We’re both indebted, of course, to Robert Hein­lein for the orig­i­nal in “The Pup­pet Mas­ters,” but do not, under any cir­cum­stances, watch the Don­ald Suther­land movie of the same name. Aii­i­i­i­ieeeee. You’d rather watch a zom­bie movie, NTTAWWT.

  30. whitebeard said on October 13th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Thank you, Cal­iban. I searched for Leonard Pitts and found a copy of the orig­i­nal col­umn you quoted from http://​seat​tle​times​.nwsource​.com/​h​t​m​l​/​o​p​i​n​i​o​n​/​2​0​0​8​2​5​3​0​7​5​_​o​p​i​n​1​2​p​i​t​t​s.html Pitts has hit it right on the nose and it is scary;

  31. brian stouder said on October 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Speak­ing of “swal­lowed up” — the movie that may well best cap­ture this odd his­tor­i­cal moment that we’re in, might best be from the point of view of the Wasilla heart­throb, Levi Johnston!

    http://​www​.msnbc​.msn​.com/​i​d​/​2​7​160532

    an excerpt -

    The soft-spoken teenager dis­cussed his rela­tion­ship with Palin and how life has changed with father­hood fast approach­ing. He agreed to talk despite the pres­i­den­tial campaign’s advice in the days fol­low­ing Gov. Sarah Palin’s nom­i­na­tion to avoid the media. “They’re not telling me any­thing right now,” John­ston said as he checked his Black­berry. “It’s pretty chill.”

    and

    “We were plan­ning on get­ting mar­ried a long time ago with or with­out the kid,” he said. “That was the plan from the start.” While John­ston pro­vided few details about next summer’s wed­ding, the plan­ning has started: A cousin will likely be his best man, and he has asked two hockey bud­dies, Ben Bar­ber and Dane Wil­son, to be groomsmen.Barber doesn’t think any­one pres­sured John­ston into mar­riage.
    “If he thought it wasn’t the right thing to do he prob­a­bly wouldn’t do it,” he said.

    and

    John­ston is an avid hunter. He’s dark haired, tall and mus­cu­lar, sports a bit of stub­ble and dri­ves a red Chevy Sil­ver­ado truck. He’s hunted bears, sheep, elk, and cari­bou. Some of the antlers are scat­tered about his yard. Last July on a cari­bou hunt he lost a ring that Palin had given him. He said he decided to tat­too her name on the fin­ger and not bother with more rings because he’d just lose them anyway.

    I didn’t know folks hunted sheep…but any­way, you get the idea that let­ting the John­son out of his Levis — some­thing every fel­low has either done or strived to do — exploded in his face (so to speak) much more astound­ingly than any­one would ever have guessed!

  32. Jolene said on October 13th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    I think it’s big horn sheep that the arti­cle is refer­ring to, Brian.

    You missed my favorite detail from that story, the sec­tion in which Levi explains that he’s expect­ing a son.

    “John­ston hinted he’s expect­ing a boy, but he declined to dis­cuss baby names.

    “I’m look­ing for­ward to hav­ing him,” he said. “I’m going to take him hunt­ing and fish­ing. He’ll be every­where with me.”

    I hope he’s able to for­mu­late an alter­na­tive plan quickly if he gets a daugh­ter – not to men­tion that, what­ever the sex of the baby, con­sid­er­able invest­ments of time and effort are required to get the kid to the point of being able to han­dle a gun or a fish­ing rod.

  33. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 13th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Well, the answer is of course — http://​per​sonal​-space​.com/​s​c​r​i​p​t​/​s​c​r​i​pt.php — says Log Jus­tice Palin.