Thanks to Harrison for pointing out the day’s — and probably the week’s, month’s and perhaps the year’s — OID (only in Detroit) story:
Corpse found frozen in pool of water in abandoned Detroit building. Call to 911 gets results in…24 hours, give or take.
(Sorry I missed this, guys. My newsprint wasn’t delivered until late this morning.)
UPDATE: Gawker says snarky things about the story.