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Say goodnight, womyn.

I wrote a story last sum­mer about the Michi­gan Womyn’s Music Fes­ti­val, and I wish I’d had this story to read before­hand — I had no idea les­bian sep­a­ratism existed beyond short-term deals like the Rosie O’Donnell cruises. (And the Michi­gan Womyn’s Music Fes­ti­val.) The orga­nizer and I talked a lot about the idea of main­tain­ing a purely male-free zone — artists who com­monly per­form with male backup musi­cians are asked to per­form solo, and there are restric­tions keep­ing boy chil­dren past dia­per age away from the action, to name but two. At the end of it I came to the shrug­ging accep­tance I apply to most of these deals: It takes all kinds.

The NYT story I linked to con­cerns the “about 100 below-the-radar les­bian com­mu­ni­ties in North Amer­ica, known as womyn’s lands (their pre­ferred spelling), whose guid­ing philoso­phies date from a mostly bygone era.” The bygone era referred to appears to be the crunchy-granola ‘70s, but really goes back far fur­ther — Amer­i­cans have been try­ing to cre­ate insu­lar, utopian com­mu­ni­ties as long as there’s been an Amer­ica. Maybe Alex can give us a few thoughts about this; he’s an Under­ground Rail­road his­to­rian, and many of these groups pro­vided refuge to escap­ing slaves en route to Canada. He’s also gay, so maybe he has some insight about why a bunch of white-haired crones want to live in a world where no penises are tol­er­ated any­where, although God knows the women them­selves are plenty forthcoming:

“Out­side the gate, it’s still a man’s world,” said Rand Hall, who retired as the pub­lisher of a gay and les­bian news­pa­per in Tampa and St. Peters­burg, Fla., and moved to Alap­ine in 2006. “And women are not safe, period. It’s just that simple.”

I got news for you, sis­ter: No one is safe, inside or out­side the gate, but I sus­pect she knows that already. Even Alap­ine isn’t safe, as the story sug­gests — younger les­bians are increas­ingly unin­ter­ested in liv­ing like this, which cur­rent res­i­dents maybe don’t see as progress, but I do. They never knew the world that made these women feel so uncom­fort­able in the first place, and that’s one of the things I talked about with the Michi­gan fes­ti­val founder, who was a few years older than me and only caught the tail end of it her­self — the police raids on gay bars, estrange­ment from fam­i­lies, the threat of job loss and pub­lic humil­i­a­tion. Not every gay woman can pass, after all, or get away with a Boston mar­riage in a rose-covered cot­tage in some uni­ver­sity town, mas­querad­ing as sis­ters or dear friends united in shared grief over the loss of their beloved hus­bands. But she — the fes­ti­val founder — had been stopped going into women’s restrooms and had oth­ers has­sles related to being very butch at a time when it sim­ply wasn’t accepted. So I get it.

Unlike some of the cru­eler com­ments on Metafil­ter or the utterly clue­less Brother Rod Dreher (who’s always threat­en­ing his read­er­ship with some­thing called the Bene­dict Option, and I for one hope he gets off the pot sooner rather than later), I think the pass­ing of these set­tle­ments is a sign of progress. This is some­thing the fes­ti­val founder and I bat­ted back and forth for a while. Are women really threat­ened or degraded by the pres­ence of a man play­ing bass on a stage behind lights? She said no, but that some­one like me could never under­stand the attrac­tive­ness of such an envi­ron­ment to some­one like her, and it’s only for a few days, after all. I’ll give her that.

I’ve known deaf peo­ple who would just as soon never inter­act with the hear­ing world, black peo­ple who’d love to live in a no-whites zone. Just about every group that’s been mar­gin­al­ized, abused or oth­er­wise made to feel unwel­come will always have a few mem­bers who sim­ply turn their backs on the whole game. Even men have their no-girls-allowed club­houses, only we’re more likely to call them by their proper names — “sem­i­nar­ies” and “troop ships,” and yes I’m mak­ing a joke.

Ulti­mately, how­ever, I think seg­re­ga­tion is a los­ing game, and to the extent that women like these would cer­tainly feel more wel­come in today’s larger world, I think you can def­i­nitely call that progress.

What you can’t call progress, I fear, is a bit of news that broke Fri­day, too late to even make a final pil­grim­age: One of my favorite bars in Fort Wayne closed over the week­end, a vic­tim of the reces­sion and, prob­a­bly, a city­wide anti-smoking law. Fort Wayne has a local-pub tra­di­tion sim­i­lar to St. Louis’. It’s full of hum­ble places where you can always get a cold beer and a decent cheese­burger for not a lot of money. Or was. (Please, some­one: Tell me Jack & Johnnie’s is still in busi­ness.) The Acme was the reg­u­lar lunch place for Dr. Frank and me, and he was the first per­son I called when I heard. He was equally gob­s­macked, and pro­ceeded to reel off all the fam­ily deci­sions he and his wife had made there, all the after-event rounds he’d bought there, etc. The place was dec­o­rated in the sort of style widely imi­tated in more self-consciously ironic yup­pie boîtes — indi­vid­ual juke­boxes at tables, vinyl uphol­stery, knotty-pine walls. The neon alone is a treasure.

Gone the way of all things, I guess. I’m still sorry to hear it.

Finally, one bit of blog­gage: How to hack portable road­side elec­tronic signs. A guerilla-filmmaking skill I’m going to keep in my back pocket.

My old boss Richard did one of those 25 Things lists on Face­book. He did 35, how­ever, and they were all won­der­ful, but espe­cially Nos. 2 and 3:

2. We had this weekly fea­ture on one of the news­pa­pers I worked for. This elderly guy would draw an ani­mal and write about it. Very edu­ca­tional. After about three years, though, he started draw­ing ani­mals that didn’t exist.

3. We also had a hunt­ing col­umn, i.e., which ani­mals were in sea­son, etc. We called it “Din­ner.” And we had a chatty obit col­umn called “Cadaver Palaver.”

And so another week begins. Enjoy it, all.

50 responses to
“Say goodnight, womyn.”

  1. vince said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 am

    Ah, you’ve thrown down the gaunt­let for me Nance with your pass­ing claim “a vic­tim of the reces­sion and, prob­a­bly, a city­wide anti-smoking law.”

    How can an anti-smoking law that APPLIES TO EVERY SINGLE BAR IN TOWN be blamed for the demise of one water­ing hole?

    If every busi­ness in town is play­ing by the same rules then the absence of smok­ing becomes a non-factor for all of them.

  2. Dexter said on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 am

    I passed by Jack and Johnnie’s ( Wells Street) a mil­lion times when I lived in West Cen­tral FWA , on W. Wash­ing­ton , but I never stopped in. I would fre­quent The Green Frog some­times, and for a quick beer, the Broad­way bars like The Brass Rail and the Broad­way clubs like Broad­way Joe’s, but it’s The Acme that’s clos­ing now, eh?
    I have good mem­o­ries of the Acme, too. I would meet friends there for occa­sional lunches; The Acme had great fish sand­wiches and I never had bad food there at all. I also had quite a few laughs there over too many after­noon beers. The liquor store was handy for a sixer of “road cokes”.
    The Acme had class, it truly was a great place, one of the haunts I really missed when I moved away from FWA.
    I spent more time at Lebamoff’s Tav­ern , north on Clin­ton, but The Acme will surely be missed by its denizens.

  3. Dexter said on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 am

    I love good jokes, but I also read those traf­fic signs…the ZOMBIES AHEAD thing was funny when I saw it on the TV news, but if I see ALL TRAFFIC HALT IMMEDIATELY , and I stop and get rear-ended by a light truck, well…if the sign had been hacked, I’d be pissed-off.…
    oh…I joined Twit­ter ( as “Dex­ter­John­son” [hon­or­ing LBJ’s domes­tic pro­grams] cuz a few of my friends did..hopefully I’ll get the point of it soon…I do like to goof around on Face­book
    .…

  4. beb said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am

    As a sci­ence fic­tion fan “of a cer­tain age” (before Star Trek and Star Wars made it all respectable) I can under­stand the con­cept of Out­siderism and under­stand its appeal to peo­ple have been dis­crim­i­nated against.

    I’mwith Vince in think­ing that a city-wide smok­ing bar isn’t going to put a bar out of busi­ness. That implies that peo­ple come to bars to smoke and if they can’t smoke, they won’t come to bars. I always thought peo­ple went to bars to drink but since I don’t go to bars I could be wrong. My wife and I are wait­ing for a ban on smok­ing in restau­rants. As a non-smoker even a lit­tle bit of smoke is nasty and off-putting.

  5. brian stouder said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:31 am

    Re: the bar

    As a just-this-side-of-48-year-old life-long res­i­dent of Fort Wayne, I will admit that, despite dri­ving past it approx­i­mately a mil­lion times, I’ve never set foot in the Acme. I remem­ber the old chan­nel 33 com­mer­cials where Bill Fos­ter (?) gives the pitch, and then opens wide and takes a huge bite out of a com­i­cally large tenderloin.…

    but the place was just never “mine”. Call me a philis­tine, but I’ve always been inclined to FW’s many chain eater­ies, such as Flanagan’s or the var­i­ous Cebolla’s, or more recently, Logan’s. They all have bars, and right-priced food

    Re: the bar vis-a-vis the smok­ing ban: my under­stand­ing is that Rack & Helen’s in New Haven is going great-guns nowadays.….and one large fac­tor may well be that smok­ers can smoke in there.

  6. nancy said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Vince, the city’s smok­ing ordi­nance was poorly designed because it wasn’t done in con­cert with a county ordi­nance. No smok­ing in city bars, yes smok­ing in county bars, and the county line is never that far away in FW. I could eas­ily see a barfly look­ing to spend a cou­ple of hours watch­ing a ball­game opt­ing for a county stool.

    It’s a sketchy argu­ment to make, but I respect the owner enough that if he says busi­ness went down after the ordi­nance passed, I believe him.

    Bars with a more, eh, ded­i­cated clien­tele — gay bars, in other words — skirt the law by pro­vid­ing a “smok­ing patio” just out­side the back door. For what­ever rea­son, the Acme didn’t.

    I thought apply­ing the law to bars was a step too far, any­way. I don’t like smok­ing, but smok­ing and drink­ing go together, and there ought to be at least one or two pub­lic places where a guy can burn a heater with­out hav­ing to step out­side. No smok­ing on the restau­rant side, cer­tainly, but in bars, let the mar­ket decide.

  7. mark said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am

    vince–

    Maybe you can dia­gram that argu­ment for me. Busi­ness reg­u­la­tions that are applied to every busi­ness in town are “non-factors” for each of them because the reg­u­la­tion is apllied to every one of them? Then let’s make every busi­ness in town give away its product/service on Thurs­days. Lot’s of peo­ple could use stuff for free and for the busi­nesses it wil be a non-factor.

  8. Dexter said on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:00 am

    “Check Out the Big Brain on Brad”…er…mark !
    In NYC, despite Bloomberg’s efforts, there are still many cigar bars where smok­ing is still “loophole-legal” — grandfathered in, I guess…here’s a fave of the crew of my favorite Sirius-XM Radio show:
    http://​newyork​.city​search​.com/​p​r​o​f​i​l​e​/​7​1​1​3​2​8​4​/​n​e​w​_​y​o​r​k​_​n​y​/​f​l​o​r​i​o​_​s​_​g​r​i​l​l​_​c​i​g​a​r​_​b​a​r.html

    Here in Bryan, Ohio, one of the lodges built a smok­ing patio and they are still allegedly going broke.
    I belong to two lodges…one banned smok­ing and one did not, and it’s smoky as Hades in there…go figure!

  9. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:25 am

    “Homo sum — humani a me nihil alienum puto,” or “I am a human being; noth­ing human is strange to me,” from the play­wright Ter­ence, 2000 years ago and change.

    LW went to the afore­men­tioned fes­ti­val in ’86 (or ’87?) and we went to the New­port Folk Fes­ti­val a few years later, where she said “this sure is more relaxed and cheer­ful a crowd than that thing in Michi­gan was.” The free Ben & Jerry’s that was being handed out may have had some­thing to do with it; i asked her if (ahem) the herbal sup­ple­ments waft­ing over the crowd may have been the decid­ing fac­tor, and she replied “oh, no — there was much more of that there than there is here.”

    One view­point, any­how. Obvi­ously, i can only com­pare secondhand.

  10. whitebeard said on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:51 am

    I have not gone to bars on a reg­u­lar basis, mainly because of the smok­ing. My lungs are so sen­si­tive I can detect some­one light­ing up a cig­a­rette, legal or oth­er­wise, two blocks away (which made watch­ing 2001: A Space Odyssey on the McGill cam­pus in Mon­treal with its accom­pa­ny­ing mar­i­juana a very ele­vat­ing expe­ri­ence).
    Of course, even the smell of Amer­i­can beer is both­er­some and I feel I need to burn my clothes after a visit to a tav­ern. Cana­dian beer is stronger I know, but even so, it does not have the aroma of Amer­i­can beer, which seems to be some­where between camel piss and sheep dung.
    There, hav­ing offended a legion of beer drinkers on this blog, I con­fess that I have only had a few non-beer drinks since mov­ing to Con­necti­cut in 1981, because of my “iron” will to abstain from drink­ing and driving.

  11. Jay Small said on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:56 am

    What­ever the rea­son, I am sorry to see the Acme go. I’ll never for­get nurs­ing a busted nose with an ice pack and sev­eral cold beers there after mis­han­dling a rou­tine throw to 1B for the old News-Sentinel soft­ball team. (Me mis­han­dling a throw and bust­ing my nose? El sur­prise! My glove skills always were sus­pect, and my nose was always the biggest tar­get in the gen­eral region. For­tu­nately, the Acme eased the pain to my snout and my ego.)

  12. brian stouder said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am

    btw — Pam and the young folks and I went to the Ft Wayne Com­mu­nity School’s School Choice Fair at one of the high schools this past week­end, and we bumped into a friend of nn.c there, who is also a mem­ber of the FWCS board.

    Almost invol­un­tar­ily, I hailed him with an overly-familiar “Hello!” — which made the fel­low turn his head, and a some­what inquis­i­tive look crossed his face.…and (think­ing quickly, and fail­ing to find any sparkling way to invoke the pro­pri­etress!) while shak­ing his hand I said some­thing like “Great event!” — with which he agreed, and then moved on.

    Any­way, as much flack as our board has taken in the past few years, a lit­tle pub­lic expres­sion of approval is a good thing, right?

    Right!

  13. Bryan said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 am

    I, too, spent many a night at the Acme — mainly because it was close to the house of my Journal-Gazette col­leagues Ben Smith and Julie Creek (now hus­band and wife, then not yet). I could park at their house on Florida Ave. and it was just a jog across State Street to the Acme.

    The Acme reminded me very much of the tav­erns I knew from grow­ing up in the St. Louis area. Even my home­town of Fairview Heights, Ill. — which is as pro­to­typ­i­cal a sub­urb as you can find — had two leg­endary tav­erns, the Fairview Inn and my the Dandy Inn, which was my favorite.

    Although I haven’t lived in the Fort for 15 years now, I still tell sto­ries to my wife about the Acme. I long for a place like that here in Williams­burg, but unfor­tu­nately the only bars we have are either part of a chain restau­rant or insu­lar holes-in-the-wall that are unwel­com­ing to any­one but reg­u­lars. I never got that feel­ing at the Acme. They were always happy to see everyone.

    I just hope that the Green Frog stays in busi­ness long enough so that I can get a breaded ten­der­loin when I drag my kids back to the Fort to bore them with sto­ries about the Acme and Pow­ers’ hamburgers.

  14. Julie Robinson said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:14 am

    I’m with you, White­beard, on both the smok­ing and the beer, which means I haven’t gone to many bars over the years. But I think the shift is as much gen­er­a­tional as cul­tural. The Acme was the favorite water­ing hole for my father-in-law, but how many peo­ple today stop at a bar every night on their way home from work? That was accept­able in his gen­er­a­tion; not so much in his childrens’.

    Nancy you were right on track when you men­tioned the octuplet’s mother and women addicted to hav­ing babies. This story makes it quite clear: http://​news​.yahoo​.com/​s​/​a​p​/​2​0​0​9​0​1​3​1​/​a​p​_​o​n​_​r​e​_​u​s​/​o​c​t​uplets. Grandma says mom was obsessed with hav­ing babies from the time she was a teenager. Grandma also says she’s outta there when mom gets home from the hos­pi­tal. And, as if she didn’t need any more chal­lenges, one of her chil­dren is autis­tic. Who will be watch­ing out for the wel­fare of these children?

  15. nancy said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Many years ago, I had a col­league who had made one of those vows to raise his chil­dren entirely with­out tele­vi­sion. He held out longer than most peo­ple I know who make the same vow, in large part because it gave him an excuse to visit his local hole-in-the-wall to watch Reds games. It made me won­der if the glory days for these places aren’t rooted in the early era of TV, when not every house­hold had one. It’s cer­tainly more com­pan­ion­able to watch with a bunch of your homies than alone in your own liv­ing room.

    Julie, who will be watch­ing out for the kids? Prob­a­bly social ser­vices. I heard over the week­end the the­ory about how she man­aged to get eight embryos implanted, a pro­ce­dure no legit­i­mate fer­til­ity spe­cial­ist would per­form. It starts with M and ends with “exico.”

  16. MichaelG said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:32 am

    I live in Cal­i­for­nia and morn the pass­ing of the Acme. One more old time neigh­bor­hood joint join­ing the grow­ing num­bers of clo­sures all over the coun­try. It’s a shame and it rep­re­sents more than just the loss of a nice place to have a drink or a burger. There are fewer and fewer of these places every year. Here in Sacra­mento we’re for­tu­nate that there are still quite a few of them. For me it’s Jamie’s a nice, dark, friendly, neigh­bor­hood bar, a great place for a drink on Fri­day night, a won­der­ful lunch joint. Clean and safe? I took my daugh­ter and grand­son there for lunch. One of the best burg­ers in town. Cal­i­mari to die for. These kinds of places will always be more attrac­tive to me than chain restau­rants. You can keep your TGI Friday’s or Hun­gry Hunters or whatever.

    I can’t see get­ting fired up about the womyn and their com­munes. I’m sure they’re all nice per­sons, they seem happy and they aren’t both­er­ing any­body. What’s the harm? Guys like Dreher need to get a life. And, as Nance points out, com­munes are part of an old Amer­i­can tradition.

  17. alex said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:41 am

    As a smoker, and one who social­izes with lots of peo­ple who smoke, I can tell you this: We spend most of our time and money in estab­lish­ments out­side of Fort Wayne.

    Regard­ing womyn, I met more than a few rad­i­cal sep­a­ratist man­haters back in the ‘70s and early ‘80s. Many were of the older gen­er­a­tion and har­bored a lot of bit­ter­ness. Some openly held it against me that I’d been born with “priv­i­lege” between my legs, never mind that being a fag was no pic­nic and I was sub­ject to exactly the same kinds of dis­crim­i­na­tion and mis­treat­ment as they were.

    My feel­ings about womyn are much like Obama’s with regard to the Rev­erend Wright: They’re cer­tainly enti­tled to their feel­ings, but cling­ing to old resent­ments is uncon­struc­tive and ignores the great strides we’ve made in the world.

  18. Dexter said on February 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 am

    That’s inter­est­ing about TV being the lure to hyp­no­tize men at bars…I remem­ber a story I read years ago about a bar owner who absolutely refused to let any TV into his bar because it killed con­ver­sa­tion and what­ever it was that the bar owner held dear to his heart , that spe­cial aura that made a bar , friend­ship and pleas­ant talk. I can’t even remem­ber which bar it was, but I think it was The Berghoff in Chicago, for­merly known as The Berghoff Mens’ Bar.
    Some­thing tells me the place with the no-TV rule might have been the Lin­dell AC on Cass in Detroit, but I remem­ber owner John But­si­caris and I don’t think he had that rule.
    I loved these old bars and I vis­ited many of them all around the coun­try, some seemed all tricked-out in hype (McSorley’s in New York is just a lousy god­damned tourist trap, for exam­ple), but then you run into the Boston Tav­ern on 26th Street in Chicago, Kelley’s Pub under the El on Web­ster in the Windy City, and Red’s on West­ern Avenue, also in Chicago, and when that hap­pens, you can feel just like you’re at The Acme Bar in Fort Wayne.
    Oh…whichever bar that was with the no-TV rule finally allowed a lit­tle TV installed tem­porar­ily when the Cubs made the 1984 playoffs.…

  19. Linda said on February 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am

    We are going through this issue with bars in Toledo. While we have a statewide smok­ing ban, we’re right by the Michi­gan bor­der, and you can lit­er­ally walk to a Michi­gan bar from my house. But some bars are mak­ing it here with­out smok­ing, while some are floun­der­ing. It may be that many bars with older patrons – and no other, newer attrac­tions to entice peo­ple inside but ingrained habits – are just watch­ing their clien­tele die off.

  20. moe99 said on February 2nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    In Seat­tle, one of my neigh­bor­hood bars is much more pop­u­lar now that there’s a smok­ing ban in place. I go there prob­a­bly every two weeks for din­ner with my daugh­ter or friends when I never would have done so before. And it’s now always crowded. So at least in my expe­ri­ence, it has been a net plus. But the smok­ing rate is lower in Seat­tle than other parts of the US.

  21. Sue said on February 2nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    If the Octo­mom does have a form of obsessive-compulsive dis­or­der as the arti­cle men­tions, I hope social ser­vice gets involved now. Ani­mal hoard­ers rou­tinely kill their “pets” by neglect, pos­ses­sion hoard­ers some­times lose their homes to fire or weight destruc­tion because con­di­tions are so bad by the time any­one fig­ures out what’s going on, etc. If there is such a thing as “child hoard­ing” or what­ever men­tal ill­ness might man­i­fest itself in mul­ti­ple preg­nan­cies, the symp­tom set would prob­a­bly be sim­i­lar. Which means when this woman’s mother moves out as she has threat­ened, the babies and chil­dren are in real danger.

  22. coozledad said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Speak­ing of smok­ing, and bars, I was try­ing to find the title of the theme music to Jackie Gleason’s vari­ety show the other night, and noticed his wiki entry shows a pic­ture of him with Bren­dan Behan. Prodi­gious drinkers, those two.
    The strangest thing was Jackie’s widow recount­ing some­thing he told her before he died; namely that Richard Nixon had flown to Home­stead AFB with Jackie, and shown him the wreck­age of a UFO, and the refrig­er­ated remains of some aliens.
    Fuck Frost/Nixon. I want to see Gleason/Nixon.

  23. Sue said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    There’s a “To the moon!” joke there some­where, Cdad. Work on it, will you?

  24. Bill said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Cooz: It’s “Melan­choly Serenade.”

  25. Gasman said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    I seri­ously doubt that Fort Wayne’s no smok­ing ordi­nance is the root cause of the demise of the Acme. It’s sim­ply too con­ve­nient an excuse. I’ve heard some of the same non­sense in Texas and here in New Mex­ico in the wake of no smok­ing ordi­nances, and most busi­nesses adapt just fine. What the owner of the Acme is not con­sid­er­ing is the num­ber of peo­ple who would not go to a bar because of the smoke. Count me among that crowd. I’m will­ing to bet that in terms of peo­ple dri­ven away by allowing/not allow­ing smok­ing is sta­tis­ti­cally tilted toward the non-smoking side, if for no other rea­son than there are many more non-smokers.

    I used to play in bars and clubs around North­east Indi­ana and after a 3 – 4 hour gig I felt like I’d invol­un­tar­ily inhaled at least a pack worth of smoke. Why should I, as a work­ing musi­cian be forced to work in an envi­ron­ment that exposes me to car­cino­gens with­out my con­sent? Why should any­one else in the bar, work­ers or patrons, be like­wise exposed? We wouldn’t tol­er­ate any other work­ing envi­ron­ment that exposed peo­ple to tox­ins at that level, so why is a bar any different?

    My wife has severe asthma and even a few sec­onds of cig­a­rette smoke can trig­ger an attack. On more than one occa­sion we’ve had to get mil­i­tant because a busi­ness refused to enforce no-smoking ordi­nances. Why should my wife risk being hos­pi­tal­ized over peo­ple who find it incon­ve­nient to obey the law?

    As to vol­un­tar­ily seg­re­gat­ing our­selves along racial, eth­nic, reli­gious, lan­guage, gen­der, or sex­ual ori­en­ta­tion lines, isn’t it all still seg­re­ga­tion? Is that really progress? I fail to see how gen­der dis­crim­i­na­tion by male big­ots is wrong and gen­der dis­crim­i­na­tion by les­bians is acceptable.

  26. coozledad said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Bill: Thanks. I had an uncle who could have been a body dou­ble for Glea­son. He was pretty well to do and always drove these huge cars with the lat­est gad­gets in them. He wasn’t a drinker, but his diet was basi­cally steak, pota­toes and men­thol cig­a­rettes. His first heart attack killed him. He had just walked out the door on the way to work, and the coro­ner said he was prob­a­bly dead when he hit the ground. That song reminds me of him.

  27. Scout said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I have never really under­stood the whole Michi­gan Fes­ti­val Thingy myself. Even though I am in a com­mit­ted rela­tion­ship with another woman I cer­tainly do enjoy all of my many male friends, gay and straight.

    Another facet of the strin­gent fes­ti­val rule is that our com­mu­nity has quite a few M to F self-identified as les­bians who have been told in no uncer­tain terms that the fact they ONCE had a penis counts too — sooooor­rry, no entry.

    It always amazes me when groups who form due to hav­ing been mar­gin­al­ized go out of their way to per­pet­u­ate the same practice.

    All that being said, I guess the orga­niz­ers can do whatver they want — it’s their gig. If I don’t like the rules I don’t have to participate.

  28. Michael said on February 2nd, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    In a recent debate about gay mar­riage one con­fused soul claimed that if gay mar­riages were legal his church would be required to per­form them.

    Ah, the mul­ti­fac­eted beauty of the First Amend­ment to the Con­sti­tu­tion is (a) it’s absolute lan­guage, “Con­gress shall enact no law….” and (b) the free­doms guar­an­teed includ­ing free­dom of reli­gion and free­dom of assem­bly. While one can­not dis­crim­i­nate by “sus­pect” clas­si­fi­ca­tions such as race and gen­der in pub­lic accom­mo­da­tions we have an absolute right to exclude whomever we want for what­ever rea­son we want from our wor­ship and pri­vate affiliations.

    I’ve always believed that if the world con­tained only peo­ple just like me I’d be pretty bored. But as catholic (lower case “c”) as I may be inclined some­times selec­tive homo­gene­ity can be restora­tive. There were many times in the last sev­eral years I sim­ply did not want to be in the com­pany of Republicans.

  29. jeff borden said on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    The smok­ing issue is now vex­ing casi­nos in Illi­nois, which has a statewide ban on smok­ing in pub­lic places. A large num­ber of gam­blers are truckin’ on over to the casi­nos in North­west Indi­ana, where there is no smok­ing ban, so rev­enues are down and so are the taxes being paid to our state.

    I’m not at all famil­iar with what is hap­pen­ing in Fort Wayne, of course, but I would not be quite so quick to sug­gest that the inabil­ity to light up while sip­ping a beer or a whiskey was not a fac­tor in the demise of that tav­ern. Just like gam­bling and smok­ing seem to go together –I still smoke a few cig­a­rettes when I play poker with my group, though I am required to go out­side to do so — so it is with drink­ing and smoking.

    The real genius of the anti-smoking lobby was mak­ing this a work­place issue. When it is cast as mak­ing a place safer for oth­ers –whether in the office, a restau­rant, a tav­ern, a store– the effort to shut down smok­ing seems less Puri­tan­i­cal and more palat­able to most folks.

  30. Sue said on February 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    A restau­rant chain based in Mil­wau­kee recently closed its few remain­ing doors. One of the rea­sons the owner gave was the man­dated sick leave require­ment Mil­wau­kee vot­ers recently voted in. Which hasn’t taken effect yet. Spec­u­la­tion is that she men­tioned this item specif­i­cally to help friends and asso­ciates in the restau­rant busi­ness get a point across. The argu­ments for and against this man­date have been all over the map, but like the smok­ing bans men­tioned above, the shake­down will help some and hurt oth­ers until it becomes part of the landscape.

  31. brian stouder said on February 2nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    So Sue — is Lake Del­ton full of water again, yet?

  32. Sue said on February 2nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    They started in Decem­ber, with hopes to have it done by late spring.

  33. brian stouder said on February 2nd, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Thanks, Sue.

    Here’s a few fun­nies from Pres­i­dent Obama at the Alfalfa Dinner

    http://​usato​day​.com/​c​o​m​m​u​n​i​t​i​e​s​/​t​h​e​o​v​a​l​/​p​o​s​t​/​2​0​0​9​/​0​2​/​6​2​2​1​8​7​9​4​/​1​?​l​o​c​=​i​n​t​e​r​s​t​i​t​i​alskip

    “I am seri­ously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa din­ner. I know that many you are aware that this din­ner began almost one hun­dred years ago as a way to cel­e­brate the birth­day of Gen­eral Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the gen­eral would be 202 years old. And very confused.”

    and

    To Palin, Obama expressed sur­prise to see her with such mem­bers of the Wash­ing­ton elite she railed against dur­ing the cam­paign. Or, as he termed it in lan­guage Palin is famil­iar with, “palling around with this crew.”

  34. del said on February 2nd, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    There’s a great Jackie Glea­son album called Music for Lovers only if you like Melan­choly Ser­e­nade. Maybe it’s on that album.

  35. derwood said on February 2nd, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Way sad about the Acme and I had for­got­ten how much I liked Jack and John­nies potato soup on Fridays.

    I also don’t buy the smok­ing ordi­nance argu­ment. These bars are clos­ing because they are not adapt­ing to change. It seems to be eas­ier to sit and com­plain about the smok­ing ordi­nance then to adjust how they run their estab­lish­ment. What they should have been doing is to scrub the place top to bot­tom to remove the oder and mar­ket the place. There are too many places suc­ceed­ing to believe that the ordi­nance is THE only rea­son they have failed.

    Indy has been non­smok­ing in restau­rants only for a few years. They are just start­ing to make the push to make it for all pub­lic places. I hope the state will pass a ban statewide and we can be like our neigh­bors to the east and west.

    We don’t eat out across the county line in Hamil­ton county as they are the only sur­round­ing city(Fishers) that did not pass a smok­ing ban.

    I do agree for Allen County it should have been county wide. Linda Bloom is/was a heavy smoker so I am sur­prised that any­thing passed at all.

    daron

  36. caliban said on February 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Isn’t les­bian sep­a­ratism ulti­mately a zero-sum game? Maybe they can learn to train bees for cross species polliniza­tion. Maybe they think David Crosby as in vitro dad is good enough. There’s Leda fer­til­ized by the cob, but how can those ter­ri­fied vague fin­gers push the feath­ered glory from her loos­en­ing thighs? And how can body, laid in that white rush, but feel the strange heart beat­ing where it lies?

    If any­body man­ages to hijack a road­side elec­tronic sign, please con­sider “Hay­duke Lives!” as the ini­tial proclamation.

  37. Hoosier said on February 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    As of now there are a few sit­u­a­tions where smok­ers can jump county/state lines so that they can light up but beware smok­ers, there’s a fresh wind blow­ing; 21 states have state-wide smok­ing bans and 11 more have par­tial bans which affect most/some work­places and restau­rants. Hope­fully Indi­ana will become the 22nd state. Ya wanna smoke? Stink up your own house, your own car & gunk up your own lungs; just leave me out of it. I like to breathe.

  38. Dave said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    We’ve been here nearly 23 years now and for nearly 23 years, we’ve been going to go to the Acme and get a ten­der­loin. Guess we won’t be doing that.

    Read­ing about the “womyn”, I couldn’t help but think of the 19th cen­tury Shakers.

    As for no smok­ing, smok­ers seem to be in an ever-increasing minor­ity. The arti­cle in the News-Sentinel showed a decid­edly older gen­tle­man sit­ting at the bar nurs­ing a cold one. I can’t help but think an aging clien­tele, unchanged sur­round­ings in a chang­ing neigh­bor­hood, and no one has men­tioned drink­ing and dri­ving laws. Which also makes me won­der if drink­ing and dri­ving arrests have increased between Fort Wayne and New Haven, with Rack n’ Helen’s new­found popularity.

    Mean­while, on the west side of Cincin­nati, a well-known bowl­ing alley is clos­ing, blam­ing no smok­ing and declin­ing pop­u­lar­ity of bowl­ing leagues among younger folks. Don’t know if they had the same fifties look of Key Lanes here.

  39. caliban said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Cul­tural, mostly non-football obser­va­tions on the Super Bowl and the great unwashed (inter­nets Nation):

    1. Pre­pon­der­ance of den­i­grat­ing com­ments on half­time. I believe this is blog­ghorea rooted in the Boss decid­ing he was an Amer­i­can first with a right to express an opin­ion about a crooked anti-Constitutional gov­ern­men­tal mafia dur­ing the last eight years. Sour whine grapes and hys­sop. These are a bunch of peo­ple that would have pre­ferred Up With Peo­ple backed by Ratt and that dude that looks like a lady. Bruce noto­ri­ously branded him­self a non-jock with the ‘speed­ball’ ref­er­ence, but he made fun of him­self by chang­ing the words. And the exu­ber­ant exhor­ta­tion to put down the chicken fin­gers was a riot.

    2. Com­plain­ing about the offi­cials in this game is a direct man­i­fes­ta­tion of a nation con­sumed with get­ting well fast by suc­cumb­ing to a touch of Bill Ben­nett dis­ease. All of these whinges go on online dur­ing the game as bet­tors see their bucks with wings. This abject, igno­rant shit goes on every year, and every post ends with ‘…and I’m not a fan of either team’. Right, ass­hole, it’s not the exquis­ite nature of the ath­letic abil­ity and what those of us that have expe­ri­enced it real­ize is the purity (some­times nobil­ity, some­times not) of the com­pe­ti­tion. No prob­lem with Cards fans that want to believe they wuz robbed, but jerks that actu­ally know some­thing (gen­er­ally less than they pre­sume, since they didn’t play) about foot­ball to foul the ether with their bookie angst is ludi­crous. They prob­a­bly didn’t think Iron Mike’s chomp­ing car­ti­lage should have dis­qual­i­fied him because they’d backed him monetarily.

    3. Some purely foot­ball. /the now infa­mous rough­ing the passer call, well the guy took two addi­tional steps and hit Roeth­lis­berger in the back with his hel­met. Au-to-ma-tic, and as Eddie Albert would have to admit if he didn’t have money on the game, hi-sto-ry. Same with the rough­ing the holder. Hel­met to hel­met. Both would have been $10-25grand fines in the reg­u­lar sea­son. (Hell, they dole out those fines for per­fectly legal plays, just ask the heroic Hines Ward.)

    The TD by James Har­ri­son? Only des­per­a­tion made this a ques­tion. Larry Fit­ger­ald made a ter­rific play and with­out a doubt was unfor­tu­nate enough he got his body under­neath Harrison’s knee on the big guy’s way to the end­zone. But if you’re on top of an oppo­nent, you aren’t down. No brainer.

    The truly bizarre and ques­tion­able call was the hold­ing in the end­zone that pro­longed the game. DL bull­rushes OL and bull­dozes him, then he just stum­bles over the van­quished body. I’ve watched this many times, and (and this is tech­ni­cal) the cen­ters hands never, ever, went out­side the defen­sive lineman’s shoul­der pads. Not hold­ing, by any stretch of rules or imag­i­na­tion. Right call, came over.

    The per­sonal foul on Ike Tay­lor by the Car­di­nals bench was an atro­cious exam­ple of a player vic­tim­ized by second-guy-sight on the part of the offi­cials. Cards player threw a punch, Tay­lor pushed him in the sternum.

    And then, the Kurt Warner fum­ble. Con­trary to blog­ger and gen­eral inter­net obtuse com­ment, the play was most cer­tainly reviewed by NFL offi­cials in the press­box. Unless Kurt Warner wants to claim he can direct a bounc­ing foot­ball 30 or 40 yards down­field to Larry Fitzger­ald with his biceps, this is just stu­pid. He had no idea where the ball was and threw his arm for­ward in des­per­a­tion. And he was hop­ing to get a bad call and one more chance. Which brings me back to the cul­tural aspects.

    Announc­ing. I played HS foot­ball, and I tutored UGe­or­gia foot­ball play­ers (along with swim­mers, soft­ball and base­ball play­ers, bas­ket­ball play­ers, and com­peti­tors in every other sport. They attended study halls, with tutors. It was the foot­ball and men’s bas­ket­ball play­ers, and the soft­ball play­ers that needed the most help. Most of the kids didn’t really need help, because they were moti­vated to suc­ceed at every­thing. There are sev­eral of these kids, whose names you’d have to go Marathon Man on me to find out, that strug­gled, but kept up grades and succeeded.

    Some kids didn’t. I hope it wasn’t my fault. Mainly, I was try­ing to get them past over-officious TAs that had it in for ath­letes. I’m sure this sort of thing goes on at every Div. I and Cham­pi­onship level school in the US. Fine essays with vin­dic­tive red slashmark’s, and open ridicule, and yeah, I got pretty defen­sive of chil­dren reduced to tears by aca­d­e­mic bul­lies with nei­ther cre­den­tials nor an actual grasp of grammar.

    My point is that these young peo­ple set off on a chal­lenge. Regard­ing a degree, most of them thinkit’s the Grail. And hav­ing been an under­grad­u­ate at the same school, albeit the actual best JSchool there is, and if Colum­bia in either loca­tion is so great, why do we decide the Peabodies.?

    What I mean is that I saw always saw brains, insight, per­se­ver­ance, will­ing­ness to help, ded­i­ca­tion to fam­i­lies and their dreams. I also saw tire­less ded­i­ca­tion from the Ath­letic Depart­ment to help­ing peo­ple per­se­vere and suc­ceed on their own terms. No papers were writ­ten, no tests were taken.

    So part of what I mean is that peo­ple that think jocks are stu­pid ben­e­fi­cia­ries of some sort of noblesse oblige” , get a life and con­sider your own exer­tion toward your C+ and Gen­tle­man C degrees. Then again, nobody ever says these things about soc­cer and lacrosse players.

    Cul­ture, class, good neu­rol­o­gist. Her­schel walker got his degree in crim­i­nal jus­tice from UGA recently. He stum­bled, then mostly plowed through and mostly tram­pled obsta­cles, like it was Bill Bates on the two yard line. So. if you sup­port foot­ball, there’s a lot to sup­port your argu­ment. If you don’t, you think a brain­less game like soc­cer sup­ports your opinion.

    Super Bowl’s not even a game any­more, it’s a party. But it floats on the sur­face of dul­tural prob­lems and prej­u­dices. And if the Romans had Col­isum, well…

  40. Jim said on February 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    I doubt that the smok­ing ordi­nance was THE cause of the Acme’s demise — more like the last straw on the camel’s back. Neigh­bor­hood tav­erns, hard­ware stores and bowl­ing alleys are parts of an Amer­ica that is rapidly dimin­ish­ing. As another poster wrote, peo­ple just don’t stop off at a bar on the way home from work any­more. It’s not worth the risk.

    I didn’t go to the Acme much, but it’s hard to deny its role as a Fort Wayne insti­tu­tion. When I read this, the first thing I thought was Bill Fos­ter eat­ing a huge tenderloin …

  41. beb said on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    I read where GM is plan­ning to invest one bil­lion dol­lars into a Brazil­ian car plant. I hope this isn’t money from the gov­ern­ment bail-out. That money should be spent in Amer­ica or returned to the gov­ern­ment. If GM wants to expand in Brazil let them get their money from Brazil.

  42. Dexter said on February 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 am

    Gov Jen­nifer, look­ing all bizness-like in her huge goggle-glasses and hair-inna-bun, said she wants the Detroit based Michi­gan State Fair to be can­celled. Bill McGraw weighs in at The Freep:
    http://​www​.freep​.com/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​2​0​0​9​0​2​0​2​/​C​O​L​2​7​/​9​0​202050

    and.…King Kwame has left the build­ing, on his way to Texas, no Michi­gan pro­ba­tion offi­cer visits.…stories in the Detroit dailies.…

  43. Dexter said on February 3rd, 2009 at 1:11 am

  44. caliban said on February 3rd, 2009 at 2:07 am

    I imag­ine Lit­tle Miley can buy and sell us all. If her dad wants to buy her a Prius, that’s their bidnes, I think. If it were a Porsche Spy­der, , well maybe that Achey Breaky cash is run­ning out, and her momma should be wor­ried. But really. how’s a dad buy­ing his kid a car worth point­ing out? The kid could be stock­ing the 10-car garage at her crib with a fleet of Escaldes with Biggy effi­gies in the pas­sen­ger seat if she felt like it. Pretty soon she’ll be a trivia ques­tion. Or not. She seems to be some­what talented.

    I sup­pose there are child stars that are den­i­grated and don’t even care just as often as there’s kiddie-pop that thank­fully fades away. You know, there’s the Jonas Bros. that think they’re John and Paul, and there’s Mmm-Bop, which to this day is as exu­ber­ant and bril­liant a One Bad Apple and ABC.

    But really, Miley gets her license and her dad buys her a Prius? Horeurs. Kid seems sen­si­ble and fairly tal­ented. And that seems to be an inor­di­nately sen­si­ble car choice for rich and ridicu­lously priv­i­leged peo­ple. The impli­ca­tion that there’s some­thing wrong with this is just strange. Should they have bought a ’73 Grem­lin Levi edition?

    What exactly is the prob­lem? I don’t get it. That’s not some spoiled rich kid kind of choice. I sup­pose some elec­tric two-seater would have been even more Enquirer-worthy.Maybe it’s old fart annoy­ance at a kid that’s inher­it­ing the eco­nomic quaqmire from eight years of greed and Hal­libur­ton run wild in ser­vice to Cheney’s stock options hav­ing an opin­ion about where the hell the money went.

  45. caliban said on February 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 am

    Tim Goe­glein has accepted the con­se­quences of his ‘mis­takes’, a “a pretty rare thing in Wash­ing­ton”. Aside from scum­bag youth­ful indis­cre­tion­ists like Dan Bur­ton and a bunch of other grotesquely obese holier-than-thou Repub­li­cans, and chief obstruc­tion­ist Vit­ter, who found Pres­i­den­tial par­dons out­ra­geous, if they didn’t involve sell­ing weapons to Iran to buy drugs to pay for mur­der­ing Arch­bishp Romero at the com­mu­nion rail and rape Mary­knoll nuns. And they stand for fam­ily val­ues, as long as they aren’t Vitter’s ho’s, whose kid’s should never get rea­son­able health care.

    And Tim Goe­glein will put on the appro­pri­ate spin.

    So, Nancy. You did this hack a favor. Now he get’s paid to fart money for the Gaseous Odif­er­ous Plutocrats.

  46. Bryan said on February 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 am

    Heard on Fox News the other day:

    “Com­ing up, Sen. David Vit­ter talks about stimulus!”

  47. Dexter said on February 3rd, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Don’t get your panties all in a bunch, caliban…ever hear of sub­tle humor? Remem­ber the sug­ges­tive pho­tos last year of Daddy Billy Ray and Miley that upset so many uptight peo­ple who were scream­ing INCEST? I was mak­ing fun of another gift from Daddy, is all…but if you didn’t know the back-story, I under­stand how you missed the point…if you don’t under­stand some­thing, don’t get all in an uproar about nothing.

  48. LA Mary said on February 3rd, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Oooh. I just got an email from an old Philadel­phia friend, and Terry Gross was on the dis­tri­b­u­tion list. The Fresh Air and I both got Ger­ald Kolpan’s email.
    So far this is the best thing that’s hap­pened this week.

  49. kim said on February 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Jack and John­nies is still open. I wish I had the money to buy the Acme. First thing I would do is to cook bet­ter food. Their busi­ness really picked up when they opened Big Daddy’s pizza in the back and hired some­one who really knew their way around a bar­beque. You can’t just open bags of processed food from GFS and deep­fry every­thing these days.

  50. Cathy said on February 4th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    If there are those who doubt the verac­ity of the hacked elec­tronic high­way signs, I can vouch for their exis­tence. I live in Carmel IN and while dri­ving to work, I called my hus­band and asked him if it was April Fools Day, rather than Ground­hog Day. “Why?”, he asked. Because I saw a high­way sign that said “Rap­tors Ahead, Cau­tion”. Really.