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I smell Oscar.

The pay-per-view choices on Sat­ur­day night at our house came down to “Milk” or “Pineap­ple Express.” I know I’ve been say­ing I want to see “Milk,” but I was kinda sorta hop­ing Alan would be lured into the Pineap­ple camp by the pres­ence of Danny McBride, star of our new favorite HBO com­edy, “East­bound & Down.” Alas, he voted for “Milk,” and so “Milk” it was.

And it wasn’t bad, if you don’t count against it that it prompted a new vow from my cor­ner of the couch: No more biopics, at least not of peo­ple whose story I already know. I don’t know how many more two-hour chunks of my life I want to give over to these earnest, med­i­c­i­nal sto­ries squashed into stan­dard three-act struc­ture, per­haps tarted up with a few invented anec­dotes or imag­ined jux­ta­po­si­tions. (Milk, dying, looks poignantly out the win­dow of City Hall at the opera house where he’d seen “Tosca,” another oper­atic assas­si­na­tion tragedy, only the night before. Oh yeah, I’m down with that.) Or maybe it’s just that it’s dif­fi­cult to make pol­i­tics cin­e­matic. All those maps and papers and clip­boards. Direc­tors and writ­ers fall back on the most movie-like thing about pol­i­tics — a man lead­ing a march and/or deliv­er­ing a speech through a bull­horn before a cheer­ing crowd — until you get sick of the story entirely and start appre­ci­at­ing things like the set design and wardrobe. Loved Emile Hirsch’s glasses — I had my own pair, back in the day. Loved the ringer T-shirts, a look I could never endorse. Loved the 501s and flan­nel shirts. Loved Josh Brolin, and loved that the script didn’t dwell over­much on Milk’s the­o­ries about Dan White’s closet sta­tus. In the end, there’s noth­ing more dan­ger­ous than a fail­ure with a gun.

And as some­one whose ini­tial aware­ness of San Fran­cisco, as a child, was as the cen­ter of the hip­pie move­ment and the neces­sity of wear­ing flow­ers in one’s hair, it was inter­est­ing to see what that replaced, the city’s working-class roots, now thor­oughly buried by yup­pi­fi­ca­tion. Milk’s voiceover men­tioned in pass­ing that the Cas­tro was once an Irish-Catholic neigh­bor­hood, and I’m all, really? I had no idea. And per­haps because the polit­i­cal story wasn’t exactly a page-turner, I started think­ing about cities like that. White rep­re­sented the resent­ful long-time res­i­dents being pushed aside by the wave of the future, Harvey’s peo­ple, the gay men who col­o­nized a place where they could kiss their lovers on the street and not get their asses kicked for it. I thought of a com­ment I read on a blog recently, from a reli­gious con­ser­v­a­tive in San Fran­cisco who feels per­se­cuted because he has four chil­dren and another on the way, and, I dunno, peo­ple glower at his dou­ble stroller, or something.

I thought of the hun­dreds of places in the U.S. where a per­son like that might feel right at home, but of course it’s unlikely that per­son would want to move to Salt Lake City or Fort Wayne or Hol­land, Mich., because a) it’s not home; and b) there’s a strong pos­si­bil­ity he likes feel­ing per­se­cuted, just like Jesus. I guess what we all want is to feel at home wher­ever we live, whether we’re there because of cor­po­rate vicis­si­tudes, fam­ily oblig­a­tions or choice.

I also thought of the peo­ple on the short end of all such gen­tri­fi­ca­tion, who wake up one day to find their neigh­bor­hood is fill­ing with peo­ple rad­i­cally dif­fer­ent from them, who move in and say, “Finally, I have found my true home.” My guess is they’d feel like Palestinians.

And then I recon­nected with the thread of the movie, and dis­cov­ered the Briggs amend­ment was still keep­ing Har­vey Milk awake at night. Tried not to think, I could be laugh­ing at pot­heads right about now.

Lance Man­nion spent Sat­ur­day night being dis­ap­pointed by another hol­i­day movie release. It was that kind of weekend.

Sigh. I’m think­ing about movies to avoid think­ing about the econ­omy. I’m try­ing very hard not to despair. But I am start­ing to won­der where we’ll be in a year. We’re both work­ing hard — every­one I know is work­ing hard — and you have to believe work leads to some­thing good, but of late I’m start­ing to con­sider light­ing a match to the whole place and going on wel­fare some­where with a sunny cli­mate. Kind of like AIG.

A lit­tle blog­gage for you to bat around on a Mon­day? Let’s see what we can do:

I found this via Meme­o­ran­dum, as I don’t usu­ally read the Sun-Times. Most of you are aware that the big trend in city man­age­ment these days is to sell off the assets to pri­vate con­cerns. These schemes are easy to sell, because the num­bers are so eye-popping and it fits in with the gen­eral idea that gov­ern­ment can’t do any­thing right and pri­vate busi­ness will find new effi­cien­cies. Yes, we’re told, the price may go up in the short term, but ser­vice will be hugely improved.

This worked with the Indi­ana Toll Road. Nine-figure sum to maintain/improve other roads in the state, fol­lowed by toll increases. But the plazas were improved, and lanes added, and reg­u­lar com­muters would find the roads eas­ier to use.

But what can you do with a park­ing meter? How can you improve ser­vice at a park­ing meter? Well, you can’t. Chicago pri­va­tized its meters last month; Carol Marin explains:

…A month ago, when the City of Chicago pri­va­tized park­ing meters, rates were imme­di­ately jacked way up, and you now have to feed 28 quar­ters into the meter to park a car in the Loop for two hours. In exchange for a 75-year lease, the city got $1.2 bil­lion to help plug its bud­get holes.

But by hand­ing over munic­i­pal park­ing meters to a pri­vate com­pany, the city has given its cit­i­zens a colos­sal case of sticker shock. The cost of most meters will quadru­ple by 2013.

Detroit park­ing meters take plas­tic, btw. I love it so much I don’t even pay atten­tion to the per-hour cost.

Just for laffs: One of Josh Marshall’s read­ers finds a small tragedy deep within the Mad­off vic­tim state­ments, sub­mit­ted by e-mail.

Some­thing I read in the Free Press this morn­ing: The annual exhibit of work by stu­dents and staffers at Pewabic Pot­tery has been attract­ing metro Detroi­ters since the ‘70s. The just-opened show is loaded with edgy and provoca­tive cre­ations… All in favor of ban­ning the words “edgy” and “provoca­tive,” espe­cially as they describe ceramic, raise your hand.

(You wait. I’ll go to this show, and find a dis­play of din­ner plates with giant holes in the middle.)

And so it is Mon­day, which for me means: Time to study irreg­u­lar Russ­ian plu­rals. Dosvidanya.

55 responses to
“I smell Oscar.”

  1. Connie said on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Move to Hol­land Michi­gan? The home town I couldn’t leave fast enough, and wouldn’t visit if not for a brother, father and bff there.

    An MSNBC crew showed up at one of my branch libraries yes­ter­day to inter­view unem­ploy­ment fil­ers. This, my busiest branch in the midst of a two week re-carpet project, and open yes­ter­day only to fil­ers. The rest of you had to set­tle for the book­mo­bile in the park­ing lot. Think we’ll be on Olbermann?

    Huck­abee did his show here this week­end as well. I guess with the third largest unem­ploy­ment rate IN THE FRIGGIN COUNTRY, we will con­tinue to get this kind of attention.

    Dos­vadanya tovaritsch.

  2. Kirk said on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 am

    So Hol­land, Mich., really sucks that much? Never been there, but the brew­ery there cer­tainly does some fine work.

  3. nancy said on March 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 am

    My point is, it’s the sort of place a reli­gious con­ser­v­a­tive with a mil­lion kids would find quite wel­com­ing. Oth­ers (Paul Schrader is its most famous ex-resident, with Con­nie com­ing in a close sec­ond), not so much.

  4. brian stouder said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Well, we had a free Starz week­end, and Pam and I watched that Steve Car­rell movie — not Get Smart (which was good!) — but the one where he’s a wid­ower and goes to his parent’s New Eng­land sum­mer home, and meets Miss Right, who is involved with his brother, etc etc — very funny stuff! But for much of the week­end, the girls were taken with Tyra Banks sadis­tic lit­tle model com­pe­ti­tion show, which drove me to read through 2/3’s of Ms Lippman’s new book Life Sen­tences (an excel­lent book, btw).

    Speak­ing of which, the closer of this post — “Time to study irreg­u­lar Russ­ian plu­rals. Dosvi­danya.” makes me think that some­time in the next chap­ter or two, we’ll find that Madam Telling Tales has been re-assigned to, say, Miami, fur­ther to her highly clas­si­fied work (as an inde­pen­dent con­trac­tor) with the National Secu­rity Agency

  5. alex said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 am

    The pri­va­ti­za­tion of Chicago’s park­ing meters means the cit­i­zen will have even less recourse, I imag­ine. I used to appeal tick­ets when meters were mal­func­tion­ing — which they do con­stantly — and usu­ally pre­vailed. Here’s how the meters work. You start drop­ping quar­ters in and you get noth­ing, or maybe the meter will give you fif­teen min­utes for every other quar­ter. You man­age to get two hours on the meter for more than it should have cost. You go do your busi­ness, mak­ing sure you come back well before the meter is set to expire. And when you arrive you find the meter expired and a ticket on your wind­shield show­ing the meter expired an hour previously.

    If I could have a quar­ter for every one that I lost in a Chicago park­ing meter I could prob­a­bly retire.

  6. MichaelG said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Well, the Opera House is just across Van Ness from City Hall. I don’t know where in the build­ing Milk’s office was, though. The thing about Milk was that he was very con­scious of the fact that he had been elected to rep­re­sent every­one, not just gays. He was an excel­lent super­vi­sor (SF is a com­bined city and county and the elected lead­ers are called “super­vi­sors” as in board of) and was well liked by all. The mayor, George Moscone was from one of the old time Ital­ian fam­i­lies. Also a fine man and well liked by all. I have no inten­tion of watch­ing the movie mostly for rea­sons already cited. I lived in SF at the time. I’ve never enjoyed movies made about times and or places where and when I was present. They just never work out.

    In Sacto they’ve replaced all the down­town meters with cen­tral, mid­dle of the block things the size of vend­ing machines that take quar­ters and credit cards. You pay for a dollar’s worth of time with your Visa because you don’t have enough quar­ters and the stu­pid machine doesn’t take dol­lar bills even though every coke machine in the world does. It spits out a lit­tle ticket that you put on your dash. Walk­ing a half block to the meter thing and back to your car with your stu­pid lit­tle ticket and then back up the street to your des­ti­na­tion is espe­cially enjoy­able in the win­ter rain. The whole deal pisses me off. I can just envi­sion the sales­man ped­dling the cursed things to a bright eyed city offi­cial cit­ing all the advan­tages to the city. There are cer­tainly none for the citizens.

    Time to lighten up. Great post about crime in New Jer­sey by the incom­pa­ra­ble Ken Levine:

    http://​ken​levine​.blogspot​.com/

  7. Julie Robinson said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Chicago also likes to change park­ing rules in non-metered areas with­out post­ing a new sign. Months later they send a ticket. Our daugh­ter has had this hap­pen to her a few times and appeal­ing does no good, of course. It’s insidious.

  8. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Gran Torino would be the answer to your movie and gen­tri­fi­ca­tion related ques­tion, i’m thinking.

  9. Connie said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Well Kirk, it depends on if you are into Calvin­ism and Dutch­i­ness. Lots of great restau­rants, shops, and beaches though. Per­haps I should say, a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

    I just spent an hour with a reporter from ProP­ub­lica. Inter­est­ing orga­ni­za­tion. The usual ques­tions though.

  10. Laura said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 am

    You need to see The Times of Har­vey Milk. It’s far supe­rior to Milk, and it will only take about an hour or so of your life.

  11. LA Mary said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 am

    There are plenty of places in the LA area where you could have eight kids and be a fun­da­men­tal­ist or what­ever and no one would give you a dirty look. I used to feel I was get­ting the stink eye for not hav­ing a bunch of kids and being a church goer.

  12. John said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Didn’t Luke Jack­son have an issue with park­ing meters?

  13. nancy said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Small town. Not much to do.

  14. brian stouder said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:23 am

    What we have here is (not) a fail­ure to communicate

  15. Rana said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 am

    No plates with holes that I could see, but there is a lov­ingly ren­dered rab­bit and an inter­est­ing green sculpture.

    http://​www​.pewabic​.com/​e​x​h​i​b​i​t​i​o​n​-​c​a​l​e​n​d​ar.htm

  16. nancy said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 am

    That one rab­bit looks like it’s poop­ing. Edgy! I am provoked!

  17. Sue said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Brian, I must very respect­fully dis­agree with you regard­ing the Steve Car­rell movie. I watched it with my daugh­ter, and after the “meet cute” moment where the female lead has this long, extremely irri­tat­ing mono­logue regard­ing all that she must have in a book (or books, or what­ever), we both wanted to kill her.
    But what do I know about art of any kind. My idea of a visit to an edgy pot­tery place is the out­let store for Haeger Pot­tery in East Dundee, IL. A not-very-noticeable defect that cuts the price in half — very provocative.

  18. kayak woman said on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 pm

  19. Mike said on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Hav­ing recently lived in an Atlanta sub­urb that went from 90% white to 90% Hispanic/Middle East­ern in four short years, the Pales­tin­ian ref­er­ence is right on. Our best friends were the Nicaraguans next door and Baha’i Per­sians three doors down; but still, the neigh­bor­hood did change. ‘Twas inter­est­ing, and some­what enlight­en­ing. Still though, glad we moved when we did, at the top of the market.

  20. jeff borden said on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    The City of Chicago has, for all intents and pur­poses, declared war on the car. It has noth­ing to do with keep­ing the streets safer or help­ing busi­nesses or cut­ting down on pol­lu­tion or eas­ing traf­fic flow. It’s about gen­er­at­ing more revenues.

    A silly lit­tle decal on the lower right side of the wind­shield costs $75 annu­ally. If you live in an area with per­mit park­ing, as we do, the spe­cial sticker is another $25. If you want to buy a packet of tem­po­rary park­ing stick­ers, so your friends won’t get tick­ets when they visit, they are $1 apiece and sold in blocks of 10. The price on these stick­ers rise, by the way, if you drive one of the more obstreper­ous of the SUVs. (This sticker is over and above the $78 per year charged by the state.)

    Grow­ing num­bers of inter­sec­tions are equipped with “red light cam­eras,” which snap pho­tos of any­one in the inter­sec­tion when the light turns red. The device is unable to dis­cern if you are one of those fools blast­ing through at 75 mph or if you are a polite dri­ver who pulled into the inter­sec­tion to make a left turn and were still hang­ing there when the light changed.

    Cop­pers increas­ingly are pulling over motorists for using cell­phones with­out a head­set. This is a $75 ticket and while you might agree with this on prin­ci­ple, why is it a mov­ing vio­la­tion to be on a cell­phone and not to be fid­dling with your GPS device while careen­ing down Lake Shore Drive?

    This would not be so hard to take if the roads were smooth, but we are home to pot­holes that are wheel and tire killers. (I was out $158 for a right front tire last win­ter that devel­oped a huge side­wall bulge when I hit a hole on LSD. The wheel is slightly bent and still leaks a little.)

    These kinds of fees are always in play and likely to rise in direct pro­por­tion to the tum­bling econ­omy. Already, our gov­er­nor is talk­ing about hik­ing the license plate fee.

    I love Chicago and I love cars but they do not go together well.

  21. del said on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    As for Hol­land, Michi­gan, my sister-in-law was on a Lake Michi­gan beach there and another woman intro­duced her­self and asked, “What are you?” … as in, what is your reli­gious affil­i­a­tion. So there’s your master-status, as they say.
    Also, about 10 years ago I met a guy at a bar in St. Clair Shores. He’d lived in Hol­land for 19 years with his ex-wife. He described the peo­ple there as clois­tered; and said he never felt like he was at home there.

  22. Kirk said on March 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Clos­est I ever have been to Hol­land is Saugatuck, which, I imag­ine, is also a world away.

  23. Sue said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    I say we all go there for the Tulip Fes­ti­val and see for ourselves.

  24. Danny said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Clos­est I ever have been to Hol­land is Saugatuck, which, I imag­ine, is also a world away.

    Saugatuck? It took me four days to hitch­hike to Saginaw.

    Brian, we saw “Dan in Real Like” a few months back. We really loved the scene where the daugh­ter screams that he is a “mur­derer of love.”

  25. Connie said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Saugatuck is truly a world away. Even though it’s just one exit down the freeway.

  26. del said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Danny, I’ve come to look for Amerrrrrica.

  27. del said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    A girl from the nearby Bible-belt Michi­gan town of Way­land once turned to my 18 year-old-self and announced, point blank — “Del­mas, I like you, but it is my firmly held belief that you shall perish!”

    Ouch. Not of her “faith,” you see.

  28. alice said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Thanks Del & Danny for the ear­worm. I had to rush off & google “Gabardine”.

  29. John said on March 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    “when I hit a hole on LSD”

    Earth to Jeff, lay off the hal­lu­cino­gens while driving…just a word to the wise!

  30. jeff borden said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I knew that ref­er­ence to our beloved LSD would pro­voke some sort of rejoin­der. You don’t need any­thing to enjoy Lake Shore Drive, which may be the loveli­est urban road­way in the nation and, if not, cer­tainly one of the loveli­est. Lake Michi­gan to one side…Chicago to the other.

  31. Dorothy said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Ummm, John — the LSD he was refer­ring to was Lake Shore Drive. I ain’t a Chicagoan but at least I knew that!

  32. alex said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    If you want to buy a packet of tem­po­rary park­ing stick­ers, so your friends won’t get tick­ets when they visit, they are $1 apiece and sold in blocks of 10.

    Yeah, I know about those. I parked and went to my friend’s third-floor walkup to get one. As I looked down from the third floor, a wrecker was yank­ing my car and drag­ging it off. This was on Roscoe just west of South­port at around 5:00 PM, right before a Cubs night game. I spent the rest of the evening try­ing to get my car out of impound­ment, which cost $150 (and that was some years ago). We called the alder­man to bitch but got no satisfaction.

  33. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Many vari­eties of same joke –

    Per­son (may insert reli­gious celebrity name here if you wish) dies, enters Pearly Gates, meets St. Peter who offers a per­sonal tour. Much amaze­ment and mild, but quickly sub­sid­ing dis­may, as neigh­bor­hoods along the Streets of Gold are pointed out by Pete — “There’s the Luther­ans, these man­sions are the Pres­by­te­ri­ans, down that side street are the Zoroas­tri­ans, and the Tibetan Bud­dhists are up that moun­tain over there, but they don’t believe this is really real, so we don’t talk to them much.”

    [Per­son­ally, i think that in the Heav­enly Realm is pre­cisely repli­cated that glo­ri­ous drive from Jack­son Park to Streeter­ville, albeit with­out pot­holes. Surely there are no pot­holes in heaven. Plus Michi­gan Avenue, and Lower Wacker par­al­lel­ing the River of Life. And of course Wrigley Field!]
    Fur­ther along, they walk past a high, thick wall, and Simon Peter makes a hand motion to the new arrival to be very quiet, shush­ing off any attempt to speak aloud. When they’d got­ten down another block, head­ing closer to the Great Throne and the River of Life, St. Peter explains in a low voice, with a thumb back over his shoul­der, “That’s the Dutch Reformed.” Why the wall, his guest asks? “Well, they think they’re the only ones here. We hate to ruin it for them …”

  34. Connie said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Yup. Dutch Reformed. The biggest rea­son not to live in Holland.

  35. John said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Sure, I knew it was Lake Shore Drive, but it ruins the joke! “Objects in mir­ror may appear to be groovier than they are!” “Watch out for danc­ing bears!”

  36. Joe Kobiela said on March 23rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Jeff B,
    How in world does Lil Dick Daley keep get­ting elected up there in Chicago??
    I know how cor­rupt and pow­er­ful the Machine is, but how in the world does he do it time after time. Can’t the peo­ple find some one to run against him? I read John Kass in the trib and just find it mind­bog­gling, what Da Mare gets away with. I still can’t believe what the man did to miegs field.
    Pilot Joe

  37. jeff borden said on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Joe,

    Mayor Daley never really has any oppo­nents. The GOP is lit­er­ally a non-entity in Chicago proper –some years back the win­ner of the Repub­li­can may­oral pri­mary was a nice enough fel­low who also worked the week­ends as Spanky the Clown– so there is no oppo­si­tion from them. The occa­sional shin­ing star who emerges tends to leave town or get nerfed to the side in some way or another.

    Addi­tion­ally, the busi­ness com­mu­nity is largely sup­port­ive of the mayor. This may sound counter-intuitive given our tax rates and fee sched­ules, but it’s true. Most city ser­vices func­tion pretty well and Daley’s obses­sion with keep­ing the city look­ing good through ginor­mous num­bers of tree, shrub and flower plant­i­ngs and aggres­sive lit­ter and graf­fiti con­trol are greatly appreciated.

    Alex, you got caught in a whole ‘nother thing, bud. There are posted signs all around Wrigley Field about park­ing on game days/nights. Res­i­dents are issued a sticker, but there is noth­ing set aside for would-be vis­i­tors. My ref­er­ence is to the large num­ber of neigh­bor­hoods where you will see white and red signs not­ing that only cars with stick­ers for Zone 67 are allowed to park. These areas are often by L sta­tions, to pre­vent sub­ur­ban­ites from clog­ging res­i­den­tial streets by park­ing for free and hop­ping the train, or by neigh­bor­hoods with an active nightlife/restaurant/club scene, where locals need them to assure a place to stash the car. My street was once near a Social Secu­rity office, which attracted so much traf­fic the res­i­dents sought per­mit park­ing long before we ever arrived. In fact, that S.S. office is now gone, but the per­mit require­ments remain.

  38. alex said on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Jeff B, at the time my car got towed res­i­dents were allowed to give guest passes dur­ing night games. My prob­lem was my car got snatched by over­ag­gres­sive enforce­ment before I even had a chance to put the pass on my dash. After that expe­ri­ence, my friend gave me a pass to keep in my car so this wouldn’t hap­pen again (and it didn’t).

  39. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Joe K — am i right to sus­pect that the likely prob­lem in that Mon­tana crash tragedy is that the pilot miscalc’d the fuel con­sump­tion and just ran out of gas on approach? That’s sure what it sounds like to me …

  40. brian stouder said on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I always assume crashes like that one relate to cen­ter of grav­ity and/or over-loading (peo­ple and luggage)

    and didja see the FedEx crash video? The big bounce looked bizarre, until one notes that there was a 50mph wind (cross wind?) — terrifying stuff

  41. jeff borden said on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    The guy from NTSB on CBS Radio News ear­lier said the air­plane in ques­tion was built in Switzer­land and had a total capac­ity of nine (9), so the over­load­ing ques­tion might be germane.

  42. Dexter said on March 23rd, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    nance: Kenny Fuckin’ Pow­ers got the girl, for a while, any­way.
    After much dis­cus­sion on XM 212’s Ron & Fex Show today, I now am in the camp that those were not April’s tits. (Sorry for the graphic-ness, here, folks — but it’s that kind of TV show).
    It was a body-double pos­ing for the “great rev­e­la­tion”.
    I went to “On Demand” and stud­ied on the mat­ter for a long time, back and forth, forth and back…tell-tale moles and skinny arms on the body dou­ble sort of make it easy to deci­pher that a body dou­ble was indeed used. And wasn’t that a GREAT cast? “Ste­vie Janowski” was too much! This was like a real-actor Simp­sons , X-rated.

  43. nancy said on March 23rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Def­i­nitely not April. If it had been, they’d sim­ply have tilted down. The cut was the give­away, not the moles and arms. (But if it gave you plea­sure to “research,” that’s fine and no one should make Dex­ter feel guilty about it.)

    My favorites were the minor char­ac­ters. Ste­vie was sub­lime, and I loved the blonde slut, too. “This is my evenin’ wear!”

  44. Sue said on March 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Well well, a con­vic­tion for the Streets and San branch of the Chicago City Hall hir­ing scan­dal. Inter­est­ing and amus­ing com­ments in the arti­cle, includ­ing from Sanchez: “I just did my job the way I was sup­posed to do it”. Oh yes, indeed you did.
    http://​www​.chicago​b​reak​ingnews​.com/​2​0​0​9​/​0​3​/​a​l​-​s​a​n​c​h​e​z​-​c​o​r​r​u​p​t​i​o​n​-​t​r​i​a​l.html

  45. jeff borden said on March 23rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Alex,
    I share a pack­age of Cubs tick­ets with three other peo­ple, so I see about 12 or 13 games per sea­son. The bicy­cle is the way to go. I’m often home before the post-game show is over and while many of the 39,000-plus are still stand­ing in line for buses or Ls or taxis. I pre­fer lock­ing up to a park­ing meter or street sign, but the Cubs for the last few sea­sons have been doing a bike valet ser­vice, which is quite popular.

  46. Sue said on March 23rd, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Jeff and Alex: Or you could head to Wrigley North (Miller Park). Too bad all the Cubs games are already sold out, but there are still some tick­ets avail­able for the Sun­day game of the Brewers/White Sox series (June 14). We have a crowd of 15 meet­ing there. We will be wear­ing a vari­ety of Sox, Cubs and Brew­ers apparel and will travel in a pack and pro­tect each other.

  47. jeff borden said on March 23rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Sue,
    Miller Park is a great sta­dium. I’m prob­a­bly in a minor­ity for hav­ing enjoyed the old County Sta­dium too, which sold super cheap brauts with red sauce, or super cheap com­pared to Chicago. I remem­ber strolling around the sta­dium and com­ing upon a dis­play of some Hank Aaron mem­o­ra­bilia behind a glass case on the wall. Included were Hank’s rub­ber shower thongs, which we were help­fully told he wore for XX num­ber of sea­sons while with the old Mil­wau­kee Braves.

    That said, Miller is a great place for base­ball. I will have to check out the Chisox-Brewers, which was a great feud until the league realigned and put the Brew­ers back in the NL. This is the year when the NL Cen­tral is play­ing the AL Cen­tral in intra-league play, so I’m work­ing to get tick­ets for the Indi­ans vs. Cubs in June. I gen­er­ally root for the Cubs, of course, but old loy­al­ties die hard, so I’ll be there with my Chief Wahoo attire.

  48. Sue said on March 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    I saw the Zam­brano no-hitter there last year. We scram­bled to get the tick­ets because it came up so fast. It was the most fun I have ever had at a ball game; all Cub fans with sev­eral Brew­ers fans there and oh yeah a few fans from the oppos­ing team. It was like the biggest liv­ing room in the world, every­where you looked was “fam­ily”.
    I think of a com­par­i­son of Wrigley and Sox Park (sorry, can’t remem­ber what it’s called these days) with Miller Park in the same way as a com­par­i­son of O’Hare and Mitchell. Miller Park/Mitchell are acces­si­ble and down­right cozy com­pared to their Chicago counterparts.

  49. Dexter said on March 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    jeff­bor­den: I also ride to games, but I have never lived in a MLB city…I drive and park for free in some city park or use legal street park­ing , some­times a few miles from the sta­dium, and I ride and lock my bike.
    Do NOT try just chain­ing up any­where near Pro­gres­sive Field in Cleve­land, though.
    They installed a few bike racks near the Ninth Street entrance (and around towards Quicken Loans Arena) and they will impound any bicy­cles chained to poles and fences…I was warned sternly by Cleve­land cops about this.
    For Sox games, I park the car in a free lot on Hal­sted and ride and lock the bike right beside the main entrance. I lock onto a rail­ing.
    For Cubs games, I park near Lin­coln Park on a free park­ing street and lock right beside Wrigley, just anywhere…lots of choices.
    In Detroit, I park near old Tiger Sta­dium, ride up Wood­ward from Michi­gan Ave. Bikes are OK to chain to a nice wrought-iron fence.
    In Cleve­land, on Sat­ur­days there is free street park­ing by The Flats and then a nice steep hill to climb as you head to the ball­park.
    I still haven’t tried my sys­tem at GABP in Cincin­nati.
    For UM foot­ball games, park­ing is free and plen­ti­ful in Burns Park and then a short ride to sta­dium.
    Only once did every­thing go to hell: I had a bike chained to a light pole on Plum Street, right across from Tiger Sta­dium. I used an indus­trial “Yale” lock I bought from a cat­a­log at work…extra large and seem­ingly safe. I also had bought a thick link-chain and had painstak­ingly heat-treated it myself at work , sent it along with a load of parts, and it had a very intensely hard case built up.
    “They” stole the lock, chain, and bike and never left a trace.
    Once in Cleve­land I caught three very young thieves try­ing to remove my sad­dle, but I had rid­den an old cruiser that day, and the seat post was bolted down tight, and they appar­ently were adept at steal­ing only quick-release sad­dles and posts. They ran in three direc­tions when I yelled at them…very quickly and very well orchestrated…they were def­i­nitely experienced.

  50. Jim H said on March 23rd, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Well, thanks to Jeff B, I couldn’t get Aliotta, Haynes and Jere­miah outta my head for most of the after­noon. Then Alex men­tions overzeal­ous park­ing enforce­ment and it’s Steve Goodman’s ode to Lin­coln Tow­ing. Now with talk of the upcom­ing base­ball sea­son, I’ll prob­a­bly be ask­ing “Do they still play the Blues in Chicago…” all night long. Jeff — I used to enjoy County Sta­dium too, and the food was a large part of that.

  51. MarkH said on March 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    I’ll leave fur­ther com­ment­ing to Joe K., but it does appear that over­load­ing was a cul­prit in the Mon­tana plane crash. Which might have led to unin­tended fuel short­age as the plane worked harder to main­tain alti­tude. More here from a local writer:

    http://​www​.newwest​.net/​c​i​t​y​/​a​r​t​i​c​l​e​/​b​u​t​t​e​_​p​l​a​n​e​_​c​r​a​s​h​_​v​i​c​t​i​m​s​_​w​e​r​e​_​h​e​a​d​e​d​_​f​o​r​_​s​k​i​_​v​a​c​a​t​i​o​n​/​C​3​9​6​/L396/

  52. Jolene said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    Lord, there were three fam­i­lies on that plane. Two of the women were sis­ters and, between them, they had five chil­dren. Some­where, there’s a cou­ple who lost their two daugh­ters, two sons-in-law, and five grand­chil­dren. The things life brings.

  53. Joe Kobiela said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    It is way early to spec­u­late on the Mon­tana crash, but a Pila­tus is a BIG sin­gle engine turbo prop, The cabin is around the same size as a king air. They can be out­fit­ted for 12 pas­sen­gers. The youngest kids would have prob­a­bly been on the par­ents lap,which is legal, from what I have heard thru the grape vine, is he had fuel on board and had taken off and landed at another air­port. Could have had a c&g prob­lem but I doubt it, he diverted to Butte which is a half hour closer, I won­der if he was feel­ing sick and then had a heart attack.The way the wit­ness said the plane was act­ing, it is a pos­si­bil­ity. As far as the fed ex plane, it looked like he got caught in a down draft, due to wind shear, bounced and had his cargo shift to the rear caus­ing the plane to climb and then stall. Cross wind is a pos­si­bil­ity.
    One thing to remem­ber with a plane crash is never lis­ten to the media, very rarely due they get it right.
    Pilot Joe

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  55. Jolene said on March 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    James Fal­lows, who is a pilot and avi­a­tion ana­lyst as well as a writer, is keep­ing track of details re the Mon­tana crash as they emerge. He has links to sev­eral inter­est­ing arti­cles re the peo­ple, what wit­nesses said, and what NTSB peo­ple are say­ing (not much).