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Mystery meat.

I may have to take it all back, Michael Pol­lan. This very very long, very very stomach-turning New York Times piece is worth every minute it takes to read, and urp you sti­fle in response.

The story is about how one 22-year-old woman was left par­a­lyzed and brain-damaged by e.coli, after eat­ing a sin­gle ham­burger made in a fac­tory, from meat processed in a fac­tory. The nut graf, sim­ple and heartbreaking:

“I ask myself every day, ‘Why me?’ and ‘Why from a ham­burger?’ ”Ms. Smith said. In the sim­plest terms, she ran out of luck in a food-safety game of chance whose rules and risks are not widely known.

In the next sev­eral thou­sand words, Times reporter Michael Moss attempts to trace pre­cisely what hap­pened to con­t­a­m­i­nate this burger with one of the most vir­u­lent strains of e.coli bac­te­ria. That’s the stomach-churning part. It’s also infu­ri­at­ing, as you see how one indus­try, in pur­suit of what we’ve been taught is the holy market’s great­est accom­plish­ment (effi­ciency and cost sav­ings), puts mil­lions of Amer­i­cans at deadly risk. I’m going to break my three-paragraph limit on quot­ing oth­ers’ work to pull out this one pas­sage, which details only part of the prob­lem, but does it fairly succinctly:

On Aug. 16, 2007, the day Ms. Smith’s ham­burger was made, the No.3 grinder at the Cargill plant in But­ler, Wis., started up at 6:50 a.m. The largest ingre­di­ent was beef trim­mings known as “50/50” — half fat, half meat — that cost about 60 cents a pound, mak­ing them the cheap­est component.

Cargill bought these trim­mings — fatty edges sliced from bet­ter cuts of meat — from Greater Omaha Pack­ing, where some 2,600 cat­tle are slaugh­tered daily and processed in a plant the size of four foot­ball fields.

As with other slaugh­ter­houses, the poten­tial for con­t­a­m­i­na­tion is present every step of the way, accord­ing to work­ers and fed­eral inspec­tors. The cat­tle often arrive with smears of feed­lot feces that har­bor the E. coli pathogen, and the hide must be removed care­fully to keep it off the meat. This is espe­cially crit­i­cal for trim­mings sliced from the outer sur­face of the carcass.

Fed­eral inspec­tors based at the plant are sup­posed to mon­i­tor the hide removal, but much can go wrong. Work­ers slic­ing away the hide can inad­ver­tently spread feces to the meat, and large clamps that hold the hide dur­ing pro­cess­ing some­times slip and smear the meat with feces, the work­ers and inspec­tors say.

Greater Omaha vac­u­ums and washes car­casses with hot water and lac­tic acid before send­ing them to the cut­ting floor. But these safe­guards are not foolproof.

“As the trim­mings are going down the pro­cess­ing line into com­bos or boxes, no one is inspect­ing every sin­gle piece,” said one fed­eral inspec­tor who mon­i­tored Greater Omaha and requested anonymity because he was not autho­rized to speak publicly.

The E. coli risk is also present at the gut­ting sta­tion, where intestines are removed, the inspec­tor said

Every five sec­onds or so, half of a car­cass moves into the meat-cutting side of the slaugh­ter­house, where trim­mers said they could keep up with the flow unless they spot any remain­ing feces.

“We would step in and stop the line, and do what­ever you do to take it off,” said Esley Adams, a for­mer super­vi­sor who said he was fired this sum­mer after 16 years fol­low­ing a dis­pute over sick leave. “But that doesn’t mean every­thing was caught.”

Two cur­rent employ­ees said the flow of car­casses keeps up its tor­rid pace even when trim­mers get reas­signed, which increases pres­sure on work­ers. To protest one such episode, the employ­ees said, dozens of work­ers walked off the job for a few hours ear­lier this year. Last year, work­ers sued Greater Omaha, alleg­ing that they were not paid for the time they need to clean con­t­a­m­i­nants off their knives and other gear before and after their shifts. The com­pany is con­test­ing the lawsuit.

And this is only one part of the process; the same batch also con­tained trim­mings imported from Uruguay, and let me see the hands of every­body who feels hunky-dory about that. The pic­ture that emerges is one of true mys­tery meat, a vile con­coc­tion of things you really don’t want to think about, which you then have the respon­si­bil­ity to cook to a safe tem­per­a­ture, only oops, umm…

In the wake of the out­break, the U.S.D.A. reminded con­sumers on its Web site that ham­burg­ers had to be cooked to 160 degrees to be sure any E. coli is killed and urged them to use a ther­mome­ter to check the tem­per­a­ture. This rein­forced Sharon Smith’s con­cern that she had sick­ened her daugh­ter by not cook­ing the ham­burger thoroughly.

But the pathogen is so pow­er­ful that her ill­ness could have started with just a few cells left on a counter. “In a warm kitchen, E. coli cells will dou­ble every 45 min­utes,” said Dr. Man­sour Samad­pour, a micro­bi­ol­o­gist who runs IEH Lab­o­ra­to­ries in Seat­tle, one of the meat industry’s largest test­ing firms.

With help from his lab­o­ra­to­ries, The Times pre­pared three pounds of ground beef dosed with a strain of E. coli that is non­harm­ful but acts in many ways like O157:H7. Although the safety instruc­tions on the pack­age were fol­lowed, E. coli remained on the cut­ting board even after it was washed with soap. A towel picked up large amounts of bac­te­ria from the meat.

Here’s the prob­lem: Into every mod­ern Amer­i­can life, some processed food must fall. We might try might­ily to hew to the straight, nar­row, organic and local, but sooner or later you’re going to be served a restau­rant meal that doesn’t draw its raw mate­ri­als from the Niman Ranch, or your child is going to have to eat the school lunch for one rea­son or another, or you just aren’t going to have the energy to burn a cord of wood to make a cou­ple of eggs (as Anthony Bour­dain amus­ingly summed up Alice Waters’ break­fast for Les­ley Stahl on “60 Min­utes.”). And god­damnit, but it is the government’s job to make sure food-processing facil­i­ties are as safe as can be, and are pro­duc­ing meat that doesn’t have to be han­dled like toxic waste. (If I hear one more indus­try dip­shit telling me I need to clean my cut­ting boards with bleach, I’m going to throw one at their heads.) We’ve clearly seen — sorry, lib­er­tar­i­ans — that “mar­ket forces” aren’t going to shape up the var­i­ous factory-food indus­tries alone, at least not until we have a plague of par­a­lyzed 22-year-olds, or some­thing. The USDA comes across almost as badly as Cargill and the vast Omaha beef proces­sors who put this poi­son into Amer­i­can super­mar­kets. Seizure, forced shut­downs, and a few cor­po­rate exec­u­tives doing a perp walk in hand­cuffs — that’s what it’s going to take. (Although, based on what we’ve seen, or not seen, on Wall Street in the past year, I’m not hold­ing my breath.)

If noth­ing else, it set­tles things once and for all: No more super­mar­ket ground beef for this fam­ily, and I’m redeem­ing some of my Ama­zon kick­back bucks for the meat-grinding attach­ment for my KitchenAid mixer. (Some­one in our group, I think MichaelG, swears by his, but any ideas about get­ting the best meat-to-fat ratio are wel­come.) I intend to remain an omni­vore. But I’m no longer trust­ing my health to an indus­try that con­sid­ers the time it takes to wash shit off the slaugh­ter­house knives wasted time.

I was going to call this post “Eat shit and die,” but I know some of you read this at work, so you’ll just have to enjoy it down in the text.

So how is everyone’s week start­ing? Ham­burg­ers for lunch? Didn’t think so.

75 responses to
“Mystery meat.”

  1. coozledad said on October 5th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    My rel­a­tives who raised beef cat­tle knew where you could dump rheumy headed cat­tle, or cat­tle with scours to be processed into ground beef. They always said buy­ers from the fast food chains would buy just about any­thing. I have to qual­ify this by say­ing my rel­a­tives who raised beef cat­tle were not par­tic­u­larly trust­wor­thy, and beef raised in the south­east­ern US is only a mar­ginal por­tion of the mar­ket.
    It is a lit­tle dis­turb­ing to note that peo­ple scarcely able to read prod­uct label­ing are admin­is­ter­ing doses of ter­ramycin, tetra­cy­c­lene, peni­cillin G, and hor­mones to eke out a few extra pounds at slaugh­ter. There are also a few tricks that add a few pounds at the pro­cess­ing scale, like feed­ing con­crete or brick dust, or chicken guano (“Anatomy of a Cheese­burger”, Jeremy Rifkin, Granta 38). I think the prob­lem of antibi­otics enter­ing the water table is the biggest con­cern, but there are some other things I’ve learned about rumi­nant behav­ior, like cer­tain blood­lines’ genetic pre­dis­po­si­tion to recur­rent infec­tions, and the strange ten­dency of cat­tle to con­sume vir­tu­ally any­thing, includ­ing stray pieces of hard­ware, and (a real shocker for me) car­rion. The first time I saw my cows gnaw­ing on a dead deer I felt I’d failed as a parent.

  2. Julie Robinson said on October 5th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Ewwww. The DH worked at a local meat shop dur­ing high school and the sto­ries he can tell will chill your spine (never, never buy the ham loaf). But you don’t need the grinder if your food proces­sor has a pow­er­ful motor; just buy some chuck steak and chop away.

  3. nancy said on October 5th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Yes, I regret ever learn­ing the mean­ing of the term “baloney bull,” as well as “downer cows.” A col­league report­ing a story from farm coun­try came back to the office pale-faced, and passed along the farmer’s advice not to eat the prod­uct of a cer­tain third-tier fast-food chain, which was an avid buyer of just those spec­i­mens. I was never a cus­tomer, but now I avoid nearly all of them. But there are times when I’m trav­el­ing, hur­ry­ing or oth­er­wise in a bind, when I’ll avail myself of a drive-thru win­dow. What am I doing? Just improv­ing my odds?

    Oh, and Cooze — one of the best pas­sages in that story was about the proces­sors’ dili­gence in crack­ing down on sup­pli­ers who didn’t police for­eign objects closely enough, and sent metal or other equipment-damaging objects into the grinders. If it’s soft and mushy they’re cool with just about any­thing, but if it costs them money? Eh. Also shock­ing were the rev­e­la­tions of cer­tain proces­sors who would sim­ply not sell to a more dili­gent (i.e. fond of test­ing) cus­tomer like Costco, rather than do it them­selves. Chilling.

  4. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    I miss steak tartare. Used to mix up minced onions, mus­tard, raw ground beef, eat it on a bun. Mmmmm. Don’t make that any more.

  5. mark said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:04 am

    By all means, make your own ground beef if you choose. But one e-coli death is hardly a good rea­son to give up the super­mar­ket ver­sion, by-pass McDon­alds or indict the free-market. The risk of death by e-coli in this coun­try is so infin­i­tes­i­mal it’s hardly worth con­tem­plat­ing. The issues cooz raises are, I think, far more alarm­ing, but they have noth­ing to do with e-coli. Mil­lions of Ameri­cams are not “at deadly risk.”

    You want meat that “doesn’t have to be han­dled like toxic waste”? Then you don’t want meat. Cows (and chick­ens, pigs, etc.) pro­duce and tem­porar­ily store shit, and they don’t line up for a thirty day colonic treat­ment before enter­ing the slaugh­ter­house. The shit is toxic and the rest of a decay­ing car­cass will become toxic pretty quickly. Wish­ing that the stools in your home weren’t toxic waste diposal devices won’t turn them into water fountains.

    E-coli makes lots of peo­ple sick because it is ever-present and toxic. Swim­ming pools, pub­lic restrooms, the unsu­per­vised “wip­ing” of mil­lions of lit­tle asses in pub­lic schools, etc. But unless you have a com­pro­mised or not yet devel­oped immune sys­tem, no big deal. Fifty to a hun­dred die in the US each year from all e-coli expo­sure. Almost all of them are very young or very old. Wash your hands and bleach the cut­ting board are more impor­tant and more real­is­tic steps than tripling the cost of meat-packing.

    Freeze the ground beef if you’re scared. McDon­alds does. Prob­lem solved.

    Your call out for the best meat to fat ratio is inad­ver­tently funny. The desire for the “best ratio” is exactly why lean trim­ming from all over the world are brought here to make ground beef. Once the more valu­able cuts are removed from the beef cat­tle, there’s not enough lean beef left to make a ratio that will impress your neigh­bors with­out you hav­ing to spend more for ground chuck or ground sir­loin (the other options that pesky free mar­ket gives us). So lean trim­mings from bulls and for­eign beef are added to give you the “best” ratio.

    And you don’t want to ever travel over­seas. Shit is still the num­ber one fer­til­izer in much of the world.

  6. nancy said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Steak tartare shouldn’t be made with “ground beef,” Jeff. You use beef ten­der­loin, at $20 a pound. No won­der you don’t eat it anymore.

  7. mark said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:08 am

    jefft­mmo–

    Don’t use ground beef and you don’t need to deprive your­self. Fac­tory grind­ing of scrap beef is where the shit gets intro­duced. Buy a filet, wash it off if you’re a wor­rier, and grind or chop away.

  8. MichaelG said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    I’ve been grind­ing burg­ers for years. They are fresh, juicy and taste excel­lent. Also I know what I’m eat­ing. It’s eas­ier than one might think. I like chuck or beef short ribs. I buy what’s on sale at the used meat counter for 30 to 50% off. You have to use or freeze this stuff right away. Cut the meat in 3/4 inch pieces and put it in the freezer for an hour or so. Also stick your grinder in the freezer for an hour or so. The cold and stiff­ness makes for a much eas­ier grind. I use the larger die of the two sup­plied. You can also sea­son the meat after cut­ting but before grind­ing. I use a scale to mea­sure out 1/3 lb balls and freeze what I don’t eat. Don’t make too much of form­ing a patty or you will ruin the burger  —  it’ll be dense and card­board tast­ing. I make a loose ball and smash it on the sur­face of the pan. Let it cook for a bit and turn it. Burg­ers done this way cook faster than store bought grinds and boy, are they good. You’ll see after a lit­tle experimenting.

  9. mark said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    MichaelG–

    “Used meat counter”. I’m a reg­u­lar there, too, and call it by the same name. Even I freeze the ground beef I get there before using.

  10. KLG said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Excel­lent post, Nancy. The story gave me the willies, too.

    “Freeze the ground beef if you’re scared. McDon­alds does. Prob­lem solved.”

    Freez­ing will not nec­es­sar­ily kill all of the bac­te­ria in a sam­ple. Period. Just ask a mol­e­c­u­lar biol­o­gist, who freezes bac­te­r­ial strains (mostly E. coli) all the time for long term stor­age. Granted, this is done at a low tem­per­a­ture, com­pared to that of a home freezer, in a cul­ture medium that con­tains a cry­opro­tec­tant (kind of like what you might find in the mid­dle of a pound of ground “beef”) but even if freez­ing kills 99.9% of the bac­te­ria in a sam­ple, that will leave 1000 out of 1,000,000 (which is not a par­tic­u­larly large num­ber of indi­vid­ual bac­te­ria) ready and able to wreak havoc.

  11. David C said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Mark,

    Don’t depend on freez­ing to kill e-coli. It stops the bac­te­r­ial growth, but once the meat is thawed, it resumes right where it left off.

  12. mark said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    KLG–

    Point taken. But other than ban­ning the con­sump­tion of meat, what pro­ce­dure would you intro­duce to the meat-packing, hamburger-grinding process that would have the same or greater effi­cacy in pre­vent­ing e-coli illness?

  13. moe99 said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Every­time I read about these out­breaks (some of the first detected occurred in Seat­tle 20 years or so ago) I am reminded of The Sheep Look Up by John Brunner.

    http://​en​.wikipedia​.org/​w​i​k​i​/​T​h​e​_​S​h​e​e​p​_​L​ook_Up

    The other good scifi read on pan­demics is The Dooms­day Book by Con­nie Willis, but it was more a viral sort of thing iirc.

  14. Connie said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Totally off topic: A local paper fea­tured my work related bat­tle with work­force last week (I won), and it has been picked up all over the wire. You may have read about me with­out even know­ing it was me in the Fort Wayne Jour­nal Gazette yes­ter­day. Or the Michi­gan City New some­thing, or the Hunt­ing­ton Her­ald Press, or you might have seen me on the WSBT news yes­ter­day. This is kind of wierd, I am in the local news all the time, but get­ting picked up from the wire is kind of wierd. My daugh­ter got twit­tered from a friend in Michi­gan City yes­ter­day, telling her I was in her Sun­day paper. So if you really want to know my last name you could search Con­nie, library, unem­ployed, or some such in some of those papers. Wow.

    TV news video live at http://​www​.wsbt​.com/​n​e​w​s​/​l​o​c​a​l​/​6​3​4​8​8​4​4​2.html

    Off to meet the TV guy from WNDU at one of my branch libraries.

  15. brian stouder said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Con­nie — that link was a GREAT palate cleanser (so to speak); your name has sizzle.

    Since it has a sort of echo with one of my favorite movies, it is now seared into my brain.

    (btw — I loved your mea­sured, utterly rea­son­able quote in the printed arti­cle; just the sort of thing a pro­fes­sional librar­ian would say!)

  16. ROgirl said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    In the case of ham­burg­ers made up of ground beef from dif­fer­ent sources, I would like to see a sys­tem that requires doc­u­men­ta­tion on the sup­pli­ers, includ­ing trace­abil­ity records, batch test­ing and reports by inde­pen­dent inspec­tors on the pro­cess­ing facilities.

    The e-coli risk is just one rea­son why I don’t eat fast food burg­ers, but it’s a pow­er­ful one, and I can’t be the only per­son out there who feels this way. Maybe enough pub­lic­ity about peo­ple dying or becom­ing really ill from tainted food prod­ucts will cause the food pro­duc­ers, proces­sors and grow­ers to lose sub­stan­tial amounts of busi­ness if they don’t clean up their ways.

  17. Sue said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    So, Con­nie, was the fight over fund­ing, pol­icy or procedure?

  18. LAMary said on October 5th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    I think we should all order the meat grinder attach­ments for our Kitchen Aid mix­ers through your web­site so you can pay for yours through our orders.

  19. Mindy said on October 5th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    My bestest buddy grew up on a dairy farm and will occa­sion­ally hor­rify me with a tale of mod­ern farm­ing prac­tices. Her brother has the place now and has been an organic farmer for about ten years. Through them I’ve learned that if farm­ers were paid by the hour, milk would be around fif­teen bucks a gal­lon. Organic milk would be even more.

    Any­one inter­ested in learn­ing about genet­i­cally mod­i­fied food should watch The Future of Food. Equally horrifying.

    I’ve been mak­ing spe­cial trips to Ship­she­wana to buy meat for nearly two years. While the Amish raised meats don’t claim to be organic, the qual­ity and care­ful pack­ag­ing are ter­rific and prices are worth the effort. For any­one who lives near Ship­she, clean out the freezer and load your cooler in the car. Buy some fresh bacon from the counter if you need proof that heaven exists.
    http://​www​.yoder​smeat​shoppe​.com/

  20. Sue said on October 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

  21. KLG said on October 5th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Mark:
    Sim­ple. I would com­pletely de-industrialize “food” pro­duc­tion. Yeah, I know. That is “imprac­ti­cal.” But there is no good rea­son, other than for the profit of ver­ti­cally inte­grated com­pa­nies like the sub­ject of the NYT arti­cle in ques­tion (many of which are pri­vately held), for ground “beef” of uncer­tain prove­nance to be “pre­pared” in fac­to­ries in the Great Plains and then shipped all over the con­ti­nent. Wen­dell Berry has writ­ten about this at length in his fic­tion and non­fic­tion, espe­cially in “San­i­ta­tion and the Small Farm.” Your local farmer/grocer/butcher is highly unlikely to intro­duce a shit-smeared downer cow into the local food econ­omy, where it may kill his friends, rel­a­tives, and neigh­bors. An indus­trial agri­cul­ture firm lit­er­ally does not give a shit who it harms. Or to para­phrase Ed Abbey: “Nuclear Syn­Foods, Head­quar­ters in Minneapolis-Hindquarters spread all over the globe.”

  22. John said on October 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Mindy,

    Yoder’s Meat Shoppe’s web­site is off lim­its here at work because of “sex”. Exactly what are they sell­ing or is this like the Ver­mont Coun­try Store from last week?

  23. nancy said on October 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Breasts and thighs would be my guess, John. Also, “rubs.”

  24. LAMary said on October 5th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    I was going to sug­gest the same thing. I’ve heard that most of our employee com­put­ers here block the site where you can sign up for breast can­cer month fundrais­ing activ­i­ties. It’s that nasty word, breast.

  25. Dexter said on October 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I refused to eat Arby’s for years after their first e coli prob­lems that sick­ened peo­ple.
    http://​www​.gihealth​.com/​h​t​m​l​/​e​d​u​c​a​t​i​o​n​/​l​i​s​t​e​r​i​o​s​i​s.html
    I actu­ally became a lacto-ovo veg­e­tar­ian for two years after that, but that turkey drum­stick , so tan­ta­liz­ing, reversed my think­ing one Thanks­giv­ing.
    But its not as sim­ple as wash­ing cut­ting boards or even inspect­ing the actual meat…it goes much deeper. I will never for­get the Bil Mar Foods , Sara Lee Brand, Zee­land, Michi­gan poi­son­ings. I guess the pre­vail­ing thought is that the poi­son­ing occurred from con­struc­tion dust. Peo­ple died from eat­ing Ball Park Franks.
    I guess we fol­low Don Imus’s lead. I was read­ing a story on his return to TV, and found out he rejected surgery and radi­a­tion for his prostate can­cer and is uti­liz­ing a treat­ment pro­gram of diet and tread­mill work­outs.
    From the Howard Kurtz WaPo story: “Imus decided against surgery and radi­a­tion, choos­ing an approach that relies on diet and daily tread­mill exer­cise, a reg­i­men super­vised by a Colum­bia Uni­ver­sity doc­tor. Under the watch­ful eye of his wife, Deirdre, he sub­sists mainly on uncooked, organic foods such as raw sauer­kraut, flaxseed and sear­ingly hot habanero pep­pers. Imus says this approach has stopped the can­cer from spread­ing, rat­tling off num­bers to show it is under control. ”

  26. Mindy said on October 5th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Chicken breasts. Def­i­nitely not safe for work.

    Sue, my friend’s brother has been liv­ing off the princely sum of three thou­sand dol­lars per year for many years and has some­how man­aged to raise eight chil­dren. The farm is able to func­tion only because it’s paid for and the equip­ment was all pur­chased used and only when absolutely nec­es­sary. Being around his kids is like going back in time to the Depres­sion. They are all very hard work­ing, love to go to the library and get overly excited about the least lit­tle thing. My friend will some­times go for a visit on a Fri­day night and arrive with a stack of take­out piz­zas, which is bet­ter than Christ­mas to those kids. She tells me that their excite­ment is both very refresh­ing and ter­ri­bly sad.

  27. Dorothy said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    How’s my week start­ing? Well, not so great. But it is with some sense of relief that I tell you all that my father-in-law passed on Sat­ur­day night. My hus­band was with him. I was at the hotel room. We’d kept a vigil all day Sat­ur­day at the nurs­ing home, then we left to get a bite to eat and check into the hotel. Mike went back and about 45 min­utes after he got there, he peace­fully died.

    And more seri­ously, I finally got to see my co-worker Mary, whose hus­band (age 50) built our won­der­ful house for us. He’s had artery dis­ease prob­lems off and on for a few years, and had to have part of his right leg ampu­tated two weeks ago today. Then sud­denly about 6 days later, he devel­oped a mas­sive infec­tion in his colon and had emer­gency surgery to remove it. She is weary beyond words and looks like she hasn’t slept well in a month. He’s slowly recov­er­ing, but he has no appetite and they are very wor­ried about that. The man needs to eat so he can regain his strength to learn to walk again. The only good thing about this is they left enough of the colon so they might be able to reverse the surgery in 6 months to a year, and he’d go with­out the ostomy bag then. But in the mean­time, he has quite a lot of reha­bil­i­ta­tion ahead of him.

    Sorry to be Dorothy Downer but that truly is how my week is going.

  28. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Inserted update: my con­do­lences, Dorothy. Peace to you and your hus­band (and your friend’s husband).

    Re: freez­ing meats — my one real con­tri­bu­tion to sci­ence, by way of archae­ol­ogy. In 1989 we got to exca­vate a 12,000 year old intact, butchered mastodon car­cass from a glacial pond that had become sealed by sed­i­ments and was a sta­ble anaer­o­bic envi­ron­ment, until the golf course sur­round­ing it went to dig a water fea­ture and tried to sal­vage the sphag­num deposit for future greens con­struc­tion. The dragline snagged a giant skull, and that when we got called in, but with the cau­tion­ary note “you’ve got two days, then i have to get back to work.”

    In the rush, our “real” archae­ol­o­gist pulled out, as we mapped, pho­tographed, and pulled the bones from the muck, a mass that he sus­pected might be the gut con­tents, and threw it in a deep freeze wrapped in foil. A year later, after we fin­ished the micro­analy­sis of the cut marks on the bone, we called a micro­bi­ol­o­gist and gave him the frozen hunk — long story short, we made the global press and Dis­cover mag­a­zine with the then old­est organ­isms known on earth:

    http://​aem​.asm​.org/​c​g​i​/​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​/​f​u​l​l​/​6​4​/2/651

    The Enter­obac­ter Cloa­cae lit­tle boogers had gone dor­mant 12,000 years ago, bided their time, and with a bit o’ warmth, went back on the job. Fur­ther test­ing con­firmed it wasn’t from us not wash­ing our hands between spade­fuls, but the orig­i­nal gut con­tent bacteria.

    Didn’t make steak tartare from the mastodon goo, and a good thing. We did find where they likely ate that, though.

  29. Connie said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Sue, the bat­tle is over the work­force offices pro­vid­ing assis­tance to local libraries which are over­whelmed by unem­ployed per­sons need­ing com­puter access to file weekly in order to get ben­e­fits. Sun­day is the first dayof the week for fil­ing, and those who file on Sun­day receive their ben­e­fits on Mon­day. All work­force offices are closed on Sun­day. Work­force informed me they were going to pull all assis­tance from local libraries and hoped we would help them con­vince those peo­ple to wait a day and come to work­force offices so that work­force could show them their other ser­vices. On of my branch libraries aver­ages 75 peo­ple wait­ing in line for open­ing every Sunday.and that branch will con­tinue to receive assistance.

    As to whichever of you asked about my Pon­tiac 6000 with Pirelli tires: it was an 89, first 89 model that dealer sold in Sept 88, had the loud­est engine of any car I’ve ever owned, and its emis­sion sys­tem reg­u­larly farted.

    I will be at Yoder’s Meats on Sat­ur­day, and have con­sis­tent access to sev­eral Amish free range meat sources. If you cruise east on US 20 get off at the SR 19 exit, turn south and stop at Amer­i­can coun­try­side for your free range meat etc. , open W through Sat till 6.

    Dex­ter, I too will never for­get the Bil-Mar Mr. Turkey dis­as­ter in my home town of Zee­land. My sis­ter in law lost her job as a pur­chas­ing agent, and so did every­one else. And it was just a cool com­pany to have in your home town. So I guess we just have to set­tle for Her­man Miller.

  30. Connie said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Brian, my name doesn’t have siz­zle, it has zing.

  31. Jean S said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    haven’t had a fast-food burger in a long time because of this…

    and con­do­lences, Dorothy.

  32. Sue said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Dorothy, I’m sorry for your loss but happy about the “peace­ful” part. My con­do­lences, and good thoughts are going to your friend/coworker and her husband.

  33. alex said on October 5th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Wow, Jtmmo, that’s some fas­ci­nat­ing stuff. I’ve always been curi­ous about the Newark earth­works, btw, and found your recent dis­cus­sion of them very inter­est­ing. Which leads me to this question:

    I remem­ber some years ago read­ing that there was a rune­stone or stone tablet or some­thing like that found in an Ohio Val­ley mound with Hebraic inscrip­tions. Ever hear any­thing about this and did any­thing ever come of it?

  34. 4dbirds said on October 5th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Dor­thy, I’m so sorry to hear about your father-in-law.

    Was your friend’s hus­band in ICU? After our daughter’s acci­dent we were told that it is very com­mon for ICU patients to not eat. It can go on for weeks. They finally snaked an NG tube down her and fed her ensure.

    On the other thread, I am never eat­ing a fast food burger again.

  35. Jeff Borden said on October 5th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    A fas­ci­nat­ing tid­bit about Cargill that really has noth­ing to do with Michael Pollan’s piece but might be of inter­est to the NN.C community:

    Cargill is the largest privately-held com­pany in the world. Yes, the world.

  36. brian stouder said on October 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Con­nie — my name has no zing; which I sup­pose is noth­ing to ‘stew’ about

  37. Little Bird said on October 5th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    I think I need to tell Deb­o­rah that I intend to use this story to lobby for a stand-mixer with a meat grinder attach­ment.
    I’ll let her tell the story of the soup. And the bread. You should ask her about the bread!

  38. Julie Robinson said on October 5th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Dorothy, we all have downer days and downer weeks. You don’t have to apol­o­gize. I hope you can soon remem­ber good things about Mike’s Dad, not just the way it ended. Cry now, laugh later.

    Your co-worker’s hus­band is used to being active and the hos­pi­tal is a huge change. His appetite should return with med­ical sta­bil­ity. But what a huge chal­lenge he will have doing con­struc­tion work with one leg. Hard work ahead, and lots of need for sup­port­ive friends like you.

  39. LAMary said on October 5th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Connie’s name has that Frisian zing-a. We Frisians are known for being a wild bunch.

  40. mark said on October 5th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    KGL–

    No need for “idus­trial agri­cul­tural firms” at all, unless you value the abil­ity to pro­vide bil­lions of peo­ple with safe, reli­able sources of food at low cost. But to avoid a lit­tle e-coli, let’s go back to 1 in 10 run­ning lit­tle farms and pray for reli­ably good weather. I’ll vol­un­teer your kids for the new old world way of liv­ing. As an added ben­e­fit, it removes the risk that they might inad­ver­tently end up tak­ing a job with an out­fit like Cargill, where cash­ing the first pay­check would turn them into heart­less killers.

    Get over the fear, folks. Naure wouldn’t have put the most con­stant source of e-coli expo­sure within 3 feet of your mouth if you weren’t equipped to han­dle it with a lit­tle com­mon sense.

  41. nancy said on October 5th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Surely there’s a happy medium between the 19th cen­tury and the 21st, Mark. Any­way, you’re awfully la-de-da about con­t­a­m­i­nants in your foods, so I vol­un­teer you as Tyson’s food taster. I know this para­graph made me think a bit:

    Costco said it had found E. coli in for­eign and domes­tic beef trim­mings and pres­sured sup­pli­ers to fix the prob­lem. But even Costco, with its huge buy­ing power, said it had met resis­tance from some big slaugh­ter­houses. “Tyson will not sup­ply us,” Mr. Wil­son said. “They don’t want us to test.”

    Burg­ers are a-waitin’! You take the first bite.

  42. Sue said on October 5th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Now mark, vol­un­teer­ing other people’s chil­dren for e. coli expo­sure dan­ger, either the old fash­ioned way or with the help of mod­ern tech­nol­ogy, makes you sound like kind of a meanie, instead of the stand-up guy we all know you are.

  43. Sue said on October 5th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

  44. KLG said on October 5th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Mark: Sorry to burst your bub­ble, but small farms are more effi­cient and more sus­tain­able in every way than Amer­i­can Indus­trial Agri­cul­ture. If you cal­cu­late the costs of all the exter­nal­i­ties, that is. But that is never done in this polit­i­cal econ­omy. In any case, we shouldn’t have to eat shit from Cargill and sim­i­lar cor­po­ra­tions. BTW, do you work for Cargill? Which would be fine with me. It’s not the work­ers who are respon­si­ble for their employ­ers’ mis­be­hav­ior and a pay­check from Cargill wouldn’t turn you into a heart­less killer. As for nor­mal human gut flora and the prox­im­ity of mouth and anus, learn a lit­tle micro­bi­ol­ogy and you’ll improve your cred­i­bil­ity. O157:H7 infec­tions in cat­tle are gen­er­ally asymp­to­matic because cat­tle lack the recep­tors required for patho­gen­e­sis. Unfor­tu­nately, humans have the cell sur­face mol­e­cules that allow O157:H7 to do its dam­age. O157:H7 is a strain of E. coli peo­ple should never have in their bod­ies. Period. And they wouldn’t but for sit­u­a­tions sim­i­lar to that dis­cussed here. One more thing, you keep my kids out of this and I’ll not men­tion your chil­dren, OK? That is all.

  45. paddyo' said on October 5th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I haven’t had a fast food burger in more than a year now and don’t intend to go back, but let me tell you the pas­sage in that story that did it for me when I read my Sun­day Times this morn­ing (I was trav­el­ing all day Sun­day and didn’t have time until now).

    It was the part where an assis­tant admin­is­tra­tor for the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspec­tion Ser­vice told the NYT that his agency has to con­sider the impact of man­dated test­ing on com­pa­nies as well as consumers:

    “I have to look at the entire indus­try, not just what is best for pub­lic health.”

    Oh? Really? Funny, I thought “FOOD SAFETY and INSPECTION Ser­vice” kind of defined what you should be doing, Dr. Ken­neth Petersen.
    Sounds more like “Food INDUSTRY Safety and NON-Inspection Ser­vice” to me.
    WTF?

  46. Connie said on October 5th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Woman here has just announced her can­di­dacy for sher­iff, after years as under sher­iff. Her mar­ried name is Frisian, and I keep telling her wouldn’t it be cool to have two pub­lic offi­cials in this county with Frisian names, even if we would be the only two peo­ple who actu­ally knew.

  47. LAMary said on October 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Con­nie, my father’s mater­nal grand­fa­ther had lots of kids with his first wife, and when she died he mar­ried a much younger woman who had another large slew of chil­dren. If I google his last name, Knyfd, I get more Frisian names than you would believe. I think I’m related to half the Frisians in North­ern NJ.

  48. MarkH said on October 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    RE, The Arby’s Factor:

    Back 35+ years ago, in order to sup­port myself at OSU, I tended bar at Vic­to­ria Sta­tion north of town on 161. Remem­ber them, the restau­rant made out of rail­road cars famous for their prime rib and steaks? The kitchen man­ager was a good buddy of mine, and, as the com­pany was very big on train­ing, they sent man­age­ment per­son­nel down to the local ren­der­ing plant in south Colum­bus for “sem­i­nars” on how all the prime rib and steaks they cooked were processed. They saw how every­thing is done. “Noth­ing is wasted”, Kevin reported, “they use and sell every­thing, right down to the skin on the steer’s nuts. That last stuff processed goes to (places like) Arby’s”. Which makes sense when you know that Arby’s long ago gave up real roast beef for the “processed vari­ety”. The expe­ri­ence at a ren­der­ing plant didn’t sit well with some of the kitchen staff. Kevin was a pro and ok with it all, except, he said, “if you go, you’ll never have another hot dog or sausage”.

  49. basset said on October 5th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    MarkH, if the steer had nuts he wouldn’t be a steer.

    And I knew there was a rea­son we switched from Sam’s to Costco. Maybe this win­ter, we can rely more on game than on store­bought meat.

  50. Holly said on October 5th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    I used to work at a deli in a big name super­mar­ket. I will give some advice. Do not try any sam­ples, Do not buy the already cooked chicken, Have the clerk change the gloves they are wear­ing before they wait on you, When the salad has a funny color, there is a rea­son. Not every­thing is fresh. I found a turkey under the refridger­a­tor one time and the man­ager put it back in the fridge. I told a co-worker and she had to sneak it out of the fridge to toss it out. I would try to toss things that I felt was bad. When I go to the store I am care­ful about what I buy. It seems to me that the bot­tom line is profit and noth­ing else.

  51. Rana said on October 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    *hugs* Dorothy, if you’d like some. Sounds like a stress­ful, emo­tional week.

  52. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Alex, check this link out: http://​www​.ohioar​chae​ol​ogy​.org/​j​o​o​m​l​a​/​i​n​d​e​x​.​p​h​p​?​o​p​t​i​o​n​=​c​o​m​_​c​o​n​t​e​n​t​&​a​m​p​;​t​a​s​k​=​v​i​e​w​&​a​m​p​;​i​d​=​2​5​5​&​a​m​p​;​I​t​e​mid=32

    Brad Lep­per, who is cura­tor of archae­ol­ogy for the Ohio His­tor­i­cal Soci­ety, and i wrote the 2000 Time­line mag arti­cle on the Newark Holy Stones, which is the main dis­cus­sion in print of these fas­ci­nat­ing arti­facts, and we did a talk on them for the Deni­son Uni­ver­sity fac­ulty on the one-year early bicen­ten­nial of the births of Dar­win and Lin­coln (Feb. 12, 2008). If you want to be drowned in more info on these darn things, feel free to e-mail me off to the side … Brad and i are sup­posed to write a book for OU Press some­day on them, but like my bio of War­ren King Moore­head, it all awaits the cre­ation of more than 24 hours in a day.

    I’m delighted to actu­ally be asked about the Holy Stones rather than inflict­ing the info on poor help­less peo­ple! Seri­ously, if you want more stuff on this Alex, just let me know.

    ps — Brad’s the guy who thought to freeze the sus­pected gut con­tents, that had the 12,000 year old liv­ing bac­te­ria in ‘em. Plus lots of sedge and cedar tips, and enough autum­nal flow­ers to let us iden­tify the sea­son, if not the exact year the mastodon died in.

  53. Jean S said on October 5th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    …just unearthed my KitchenAid meat grinder attach­ment! I’m good to go.

    I see Mark Bittman has also weighed in on the E.coli issue (see his blog).

  54. MarkH said on October 5th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    You know, bas­set, I KNEW there was some­thing wrong with that, but that was his exact quote! Still a male of the species. He fol­lowed with grisly details, but I’ll spare everyone…

  55. moe99 said on October 5th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Ohhh, Dorothy, big hugs to you from Seattle.

    As long as we’re on food, a friend of mine sent me this to cheer me up and it really made me laugh. I hope it does the same for you:

    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​w​M​h​Q​c​8T7tqQ

    It actu­ally made me think of coo­zledad. Now why would that be?

  56. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

  57. mark said on October 5th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Sue and KGL–

    I was volu­teer­ing KGL’s kids to become famers, not to be exposed to e-coli. Sorry, and as sug­gested, I’ll leave them out of this. A whole lot of other people’s chil­dren will have to become effi­cient, sus­tain­able and poor farm­ers to feed us and the rest of the world with­out agri­cul­tural industry.

    Nancy– I’m very con­cerned about food safety. I think early on I said cooz raised a num­ber of issues that I think are of real con­cern. Shit in food just isn’t one of them. It makes great copy because it sounds so unap­peal­ing, but it’s not a big prob­lem, it’s some­what unavoid­able (like ground rat shit in the rice you buy and cof­fee you drink), and eas­ily han­dled with proper stor­age and preparation.

    I guess I just think the shit fas­ci­na­tion is inter­est­ing. I worked on my grandparent’s farm when I was young and the farms that pro­duce our food are full of shit, blood, dirt, hair, bugs and every other item that makes us squirm. They all wash off.

    In a lot of Asia the issue as it relates to food is taken in stride because it has to be, but they are far more fas­tid­i­ous about their feet and floors. I’ve never got­ten used to the take off your shoes when enter­ing thing, but it makes huge sense. Our streets are cov­ered with shit and we tramp it into our homes with lit­tle thought.

  58. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    from http://​www​.nytimes​.com/​2​0​0​9​/​0​2​/​1​3​/​o​p​i​n​i​o​n​/​1​3​l​e​v​y.html -

    In its (falsely) reas­sur­ingly sub­ti­tled book­let “The Food Defect Action Lev­els: Lev­els of Nat­ural or Unavoid­able Defects in Foods That Present No Health Haz­ards for Humans,” the F.D.A.’s Cen­ter for Food Safety and Applied Nutri­tion estab­lishes accept­able lev­els of such “defects” for a range of foods prod­ucts, from all­spice to peanut butter.

    Among the booklet’s list of allow­able defects are “insect filth,” “rodent filth” (both hair and exc­reta pel­lets), “mold,” “insects,” “mam­malian exc­reta,” “rot,” “insects and lar­vae” (which is to say, mag­gots), “insects and mites,” “insects and insect eggs,” “drosophila fly,” “sand and grit,” “par­a­sites,” “mildew” and “for­eign mat­ter” (which includes “objec­tion­able” items like “sticks, stones, burlap bag­ging, cig­a­rette butts, etc.”).

    Tomato juice, for exam­ple, may aver­age “10 or more fly eggs per 100 grams [the equiv­a­lent of a small juice glass] or five or more fly eggs and one or more mag­gots.” Tomato paste and other pizza sauces are allowed a denser infes­ta­tion — 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams or 15 or more fly eggs and one or more mag­gots per 100 grams.

    Canned mush­rooms may have “over 20 or more mag­gots of any size per 100 grams of drained mush­rooms and pro­por­tion­ate liq­uid” or “five or more mag­gots two mil­lime­ters or longer per 100 grams of drained mush­rooms and pro­por­tion­ate liq­uid” or an “aver­age of 75 mites” before pro­vok­ing action by the F.D.A.

    The sauer­kraut on your hot dog may aver­age up to 50 thrips. And when wash­ing down those tiny, slen­der, winged bugs with a sip of beer, you might con­sider that just 10 grams of hops could have as many as 2,500 plant lice. Yum.

    Giv­ing new mean­ing to the idea of spic­ing up one’s food, curry pow­der is allowed 100 or more bug bits per 25 grams; ground thyme up to 925 insect frag­ments per 10 grams; ground pep­per up to 475 insect parts per 50 grams. One small shaker of cin­na­mon could have more than 20 rodent hairs before being con­sid­ered defective.

    Peanut but­ter — that culi­nary cause célèbre — may con­tain approx­i­mately 145 bug parts for an 18-ounce jar; or five or more rodent hairs for that same jar; or more than 125 mil­ligrams of grit.

    In case you’re curi­ous: you’re prob­a­bly ingest­ing one to two pounds of flies, mag­gots and mites each year with­out know­ing it, a quan­tity of insects that clearly does not cut the mus­tard, even as insects may well be in the mustard.

    The F.D.A. con­sid­ers the sig­nif­i­cance of these defects to be “aes­thetic” or “offen­sive to the senses,” which is to say, merely icky as opposed to the “mouth/tooth injury” one risks with, for exam­ple, insuf­fi­ciently pit­ted prunes. This pol­icy is jus­ti­fied on eco­nomic grounds, stat­ing that it is “imprac­ti­cal to grow, har­vest or process raw prod­ucts that are totally free of non-hazardous, nat­u­rally occur­ring, unavoid­able defects.”

  59. beb said on October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    I think I’m gonna hurl.…

  60. nancy said on October 5th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Look, it’s very true that all indus­trial food pro­duc­tion is, so to speak, sausage-making, and you wouldn’t want to know much about it. (I live with some­one who worked in a Campbell’s soup plant. He won’t eat it.) But I really wish Mark and oth­ers would stop act­ing as though this issue is all about faint-hearted pan­sies who can’t han­dle the truth. This woman was poi­soned, not just sick­ened, by one of the most vir­u­lent strains of this com­mon bac­te­ria that we know of, and it wasn’t just a fluke, it was a mas­sive stroke of bad luck that came because of a food-production indus­try designed not to “pro­duce safe food,” but to make 99-cent burg­ers pos­si­ble for fast-food chains. Take a look at the pic­tures of her in her nine-week, med­ically induced coma and tell me I’m overreacting.

  61. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    I’m just fas­ci­nated by how the old say­ing is still so true — “you’ll eat a peck of dirt before you die.”

    And the bugs that live in that peck.

    The story does deploy feces in some cheap shot sort of ways, but the bot­tom line is obvi­ously that we need to fund USDA a bit more, prob­a­bly through indus­try fees that will make beef a bit less cheap, which it artif­i­cally is right now. Plus, pay the $8 Bn in deferred main­te­nance for National Park infra­struc­ture. Some­where after we come up with the $800 Bn for some­thing a bit less than almost-universal health care.

    But Mark’s right in say­ing that noth­ing will change need­ing to clean your cut­ting board with bleach and keep­ing dishes that touched raw meat away from the serv­ing zone. Poop happens.

  62. basset said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    Con­nie, I thought the WSBT reporter’s name sounded famil­iar… turns out he worked in Terre Haute TV at the same time I did, back in 1980 – 81. Dif­fer­ent sta­tion, though.

    A few sum­mers before that, I worked in an egg-processing plant down in Daviess County, sec­ond worst job I ever had — so nasty that I used to come home in the mid­dle of the night (after clean­ing out the rotten-egg-grinding machine), wash down in the yard with the gar­den hose, and hang my over­alls on the fence before I could go inside and shower.

  63. brian stouder said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    It seems to me that the cen­ter of grav­ity in that story, from a pub­lic pol­icy stand­point, is the indus­try enforced Omertà

    In addi­tion to the har­row­ing pas­sages that the Pro­pri­etress pointed out, this pas­sage struck me especially:

    The food safety offi­cer at Amer­i­can Food­ser­vice, which grinds 365 mil­lion pounds of ham­burger a year, said it stopped test­ing trim­mings a decade ago because of resis­tance from slaugh­ter­houses. “They would not sell to us,” said Tim­o­thy P. Biela, the offi­cer. “If I test and it’s pos­i­tive, I put them in a reg­u­la­tory sit­u­a­tion. One, I have to tell the gov­ern­ment, and two, the gov­ern­ment will trace it back to them. So we don’t do that.”

    Man­dated reg­u­lar test­ing pro­grams and record-keeping would serve sev­eral pur­poses, includ­ing improv­ing our food sup­ply, iso­lat­ing prob­lems in the sup­ply chain, and putting the lia­bil­ity lawyer-bloodhounds onto the right track. How on earth does Cargill get absolved, when their own trial lawyer pins the deba­cle on an Uraguayan sup­plier, when the sons of bitches at Cargill are the ones who chose to trust them, and add their goods (or bads) to Cargill-branded fin­ished product?

  64. MichaelG said on October 5th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Most of the fresh ham­burger we see around here is ground on site. What is not, is eas­ily iden­ti­fi­able by its pack­ag­ing. Assum­ing the peo­ple behind the counter clean the grinder and the dies between batches we should all be OK with local stuff. Gulp. After all, mil­lions of peo­ple eat mil­lions of pounds of meat. I’m not try­ing to make light of this but it does seem to me that most if not all of the E.coli prob­lems stem from the fac­tory pat­ties and chubs. Pre­formed burg­ers, frozen or not and the big chubs of burger sold around here are pro­duced — wher­ever. If we buy in-store ground beef and espe­cially if we buy whole meat and grind it our­selves we should be alright. If we are going to buy food at all we have to trust some­one. For­tu­nately, hor­ri­ble things like the tragedy that befell Ms. Smith are rare. Fast food burg­ers? I just don’t know. I do eat them but rarely, like three or four times a year. Not because I’m a holy guy but because they’re just not my kind of lunch. How­ever, if a prob­lem devel­ops in the corned beef chain, I’m fucked. And , Mary, I found a very nice deli in Bur­bank at Third and Palm. Barstow is a skip lunch kind of town. I had a nice din­ner at the Mis­sion Inn in River­side. Besides, grind them your­self burg­ers really do taste infi­nitely better.

    All we can do is take the ele­men­tary pre­cau­tions. I plan to con­tinue to reli­giously clean my plas­tic NSF rated cut­ting boards (I have three) and run them through the dish­washer and, yes, I do bleach them. What’s the alternative?

  65. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on October 5th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Tofu!

  66. Dexter said on October 6th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Petraeus had prostate can­cer diag­nosed in Feb­ru­ary and already has it con­trolled after radi­a­tion … I guess war lead­ers still have pri­vacy in these mat­ters. Politi­cians are mon­i­tored a lot closer than the mil­i­tary brass it appears. My point is that the mil­i­tary only tells us what they want us to know. And I guess Lt. Gen­eral Stan­ley McCrys­tal really is stir­ring up bad feel­ings with Gates and the folks in the Pen­ta­gon. Gates basi­cally told McCrys­tal to use the damn chain of com­mand and shut the f@( l< up.
    Did you see the ani­mated story board of the attacks in the Afghan moun­tains last week­end that killed eight US mil­i­tary per­son­nel? Slaugh­ter it was…and guess what? NOW McCrys­tal has ordered that damn remote US mil­i­tary out­post closed next week. He hates stick­ing US sol­diers out in those killing zones for appar­ently no good rea­son, so I give him credit. He also is clam­or­ing for more and more US troops on the ground in Afghanistan.
    Really, there is no end in sight, nor is there a rea­son­able hope of this going well until a con­clu­sion hap­pens. It is not going to end.

  67. alex said on October 6th, 2009 at 7:48 am

    J(tmmo)—

    Fas­ci­nat­ing stuff. I remem­ber first com­ing across arti­cles about the holy stones when I worked for Rand-McNally writ­ing about the local his­to­ries of var­i­ous des­ti­na­tions. (This was back when then the com­pany seemed to think CD-ROM would be the new for­mat to replace the hard­bound atlas.) I remem­ber com­ing across a few arti­cles about the stones that seemed to give them more cre­dence, although I find Brad’s arti­cle you linked to very inter­est­ing in that I’m an under­ground railroad/abolitionist his­tory researcher in my spare time (also with a book inside me des­per­ately try­ing to get out).

    I’ve learned a great deal about reli­gion and pol­i­tics in the nine­teenth cen­tury by dint of my research, but this is per­haps the first effort of which I’m aware in which sci­ence or sci­en­tific fraud was pressed into ser­vice for the anti­slav­ery cause.

    Lots of inter­est­ing Ohio anti­slav­ery fig­ures with fam­ily ties in my neck of the woods. Rush R. Sloane’s father and sis­ter lived in a town just north of me, as did the prog­eny of Phile­mon Beecher, the “swarthy black knight” who was an early Ohio con­gress­man. His children’s and grandchildren’s per­sonal papers are in the man­u­script col­lec­tion of Howard Uni­ver­sity. Phile­mon is remotely related to the Beecher preach­ers (some of whom were active around here), as were the Pres­by­ter­ian Rankin brothers.

    Fort Wayne dis­cov­ered a few years ago that it has a Rankin house, and what’s more, that its archi­tec­tural pecu­liar­i­ties mir­ror those of the land­mark Rankin House in Rip­ley. It’s brick on three sides with a wooden edi­fice tacked onto one end while the base­ment is designed with a tun­nel around the perimeter.

  68. beb said on October 6th, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Afghanistan really is a damned if you do, damned if you don’t sit­u­a­tion. The Rus­sians couldn’t tame the coun­try, the British couldn’t tame the coun­try. There’s no rea­son to think we’ll have any bet­ter luck there. But we’re such a war mon­ger­ing coun­try that the idea of retreat s con­sid­ered unac­cept­able. So we’re just going to pin down our army, spend tril­lions of dol­lars , bleed thou­sands of lives for decades to come with no obvi­ous accomplishment.

  69. Connie said on October 6th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    As I lis­ten to the debate about Afghanistan, I am reminded of attend­ing the National Veteran’s Day memo­r­ial ser­vice at the Arling­ton Ceme­tery amphithe­ater in 1982, and hear­ing the entire crowd, mostly Viet Nam vet­er­ans in town for the ded­i­ca­tion of the Viet Nam Veteran’s Memo­r­ial, come to their feet and cheer when Cas­par Wein­berger said “Never again will we enter a war that we do not intend to win.”

  70. coozledad said on October 6th, 2009 at 9:17 am

    I never had any faith in the idea of the “invis­i­ble hand” notion that pro­duc­ers would be com­pelled to self reg­u­late. Work­ing for Union Car­bide taught me that cor­po­ra­tions will be mur­der­ously neg­li­gent, and will­ing to spend mil­lions attempt­ing to cir­cle the wag­ons, when it would have been a hell of a lot cheaper, and effi­cient to be good cit­i­zens. Bhopal was in the works for awhile, and chemists had been warn­ing the com­pany repeat­edly that the plant was a dis­as­ter wait­ing to hap­pen for sev­eral years.
    When it finally hap­pened, my wife told me one of the guys in man­age­ment just shrugged and said,“What’s a few hun­dred dead Indi­ans?“
    So fuck­ing much for Adam Smith.

  71. Dorothy said on October 6th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I feel the need to steer (oooh, another meat term) the con­ver­sa­tion in another direc­tion so here goes. Last night among papers we were going through, we found some good­ies. One of which was legal papers filed by some guy, absolv­ing my father-in-law of all wrong-doing, etc. etc. in 1953. It seems they had a fight of some kind and my f-i-l beat the shit out of this dude. He was 25 at the time. Mike said he thinks he’d heard whis­pered sto­ries over the years. Mike’s mater­nal grand­fa­ther paid the guy off, so charges were dropped. Our kids are get­ting quite an edu­ca­tion as to the check­ered past of their beloved Grandad!

  72. Jolene said on October 6th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Dorothy:

    Although not quite so sexy, my sibs and I had a chuckle when we found my father’s senior year report card after he died last spring.

    He’d been an excel­lent stu­dent as well as a fair-haired boy who was liked by both teach­ers and stu­dents all the way through. But he had a dev­il­ish side too, and, as grad­u­a­tion neared, it seems that his less whole­some impulses grew stronger. His aca­d­e­mic work held up, and he grad­u­ated as vale­dic­to­rian. But, at each mark­ing period, he received a lower grade in deport­ment than the time before, end­ing the year w/ a D.

    We enjoyed know­ing how much he likely enjoyed get­ting that grade.

  73. paddyo' said on October 6th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Jolene –
    Obvi­ously a clas­sic and early case of what today is known as “senioritis”!

  74. LAMary said on October 6th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    I found my kinder­garten report card, which was all sat­is­fac­to­ries except for my grade in speech. I got an unsat­is­fac­tory with the note,“Mary has so many inter­est­ing sto­ries to tell, but she must learn to use a big­ger voice.”

  75. brian stouder said on October 7th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    What I recall about kinder­garten was that there was one kid (not me!) who seemed to have wet his pants every day at story time. No doubt, those igno­min­ious moments in his life are still etched in his brain, some­where. And — in kinder­garten they had the coolest car­board building-blocks. Invari­ably, the girls would build a house and have a tea party in there, and the boys (includ­ing me) would burst through their walls and say “Super­man!”. We must’ve worn out our teacher