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Searching for something.

There are stats nerds on this here inter­net, but I am not one of them. Every so often I run across a blog­ger who uses their stats pro­gram and its track­ing pow­ers to hunt down and pun­ish read­ers who have dis­pleased them in some way — post­ing IP num­bers, some­times names, in one case con­tact­ing some poor shlub’s boss to com­plain (he had dis­pleased the blog­ger from a work computer) — but I can’t do that. I even feel bad (some­times) about block­ing Dwight; I ran across a few of his com­ments while hunt­ing down some old posts, and it reminded me he was once just an occa­sion­ally sharp-tongued guy who sim­ply dis­agreed with most of us, before he became a nasty old troll.

I believe we all have enough forces of evil track­ing our every move and dol­lar spent. We don’t need another. Also, most of the crap dis­played on my Google Ana­lyt­ics dash­board is over my head, and I don’t want to bother learn­ing about it.

There is one facet that never fails to amuse, how­ever: the search terms that bring read­ers here.

Once, early in this blog’s life, I got a nice note from a teacher in Los Ange­les. I’d gone through a rough day at work with a knuckle-dragging boss and was feel­ing lost in self-pity and self-doubt — I’m going to DIE in this awful place, I just KNOW it — when I opened her e-mail. She told me how much she loved the blog, and con­fessed to hav­ing used pas­sages from it in a writ­ing class (my heart, it soared!), and closed by telling me how she found me. She’d been search­ing “puu-puu plat­ter” and came across some­thing I’d writ­ten about Poly­ne­sian restaurants.

It was a mir­a­cle, I thought, sud­denly grasp­ing the truth: I was liv­ing in a world with­out edi­tors, but with search engines. Boss Hairy Knuck­les couldn’t hold me back in a world ruled by the Google.

As fre­quently hap­pens, it didn’t quite work out that way. The Google could hold us both back — and most of the other jour­nal­ists we knew — by tor­pe­do­ing our indus­try below the water­line. But for a writer who always felt mis­un­der­stood in Allen County, Indi­ana, find­ing read­ers from around the world was some­thing of a thrill. Still is.

While I never write with search terms in mind, I like to think our dis­cus­sions here are elec­tic and wide-ranging, small-c catholic in the best sense of the word. You’ll find all sorts of arcane words and phrases bat­ted around here; let’s take a look at a few:

** My name is the first and sec­ond most-searched term here in the past month, but guess what numero tres is? Cane rat bouil­lon, dropped in the com­ments once by our very own Coo­zledad, in a dis­cus­sion we had ear­lier in the sum­mer about lousy restau­rant food. It accounted for 224 vis­its, and what’s even more amus­ing is that cane rat bouil­lon searchers spent three min­utes on the site and vis­ited 1.3 pages. Wel­come, cane-ratters.

** No. 4 is fort wayne medi­awatch, and fuck those guys. The last time I expressed that opin­ion, they got all huffy and rat­tled their wee plas­tic swords and threat­ened that if I didn’t stop say­ing mean things about them, they would write about me on their two new blogs, Why We Hate Nancy Nall and That Stu­pid Bitch, Nancy Nall. Both are empty, so no link, and besides, why should I drive traf­fic to them? Let ‘em whore for it like every­one else. Mov­ing on:

** cokie roberts inter­est­ing nancy nall, which appears to be an acci­den­tal col­li­sion of those words in the com­ments some­where; I haven’t writ­ten about Cokie in forever.

** No. 8 is the full Fre­sian name of our own Con­nie, whose last name I will obscure so it doesn’t come up in yet another search. The entry was one where we dis­cussed our unusual names.

** No. 16: free crack. Heh. Sorry, folks.

** No. 19: nan​cynull​.com. For the first 16 years of my life, no one ever mis­spelled my last name. Then one of my friends started call­ing me Null, and that was that. It obvi­ously unleashed a demon.

After about 25 or so, the searches fall to sin­gle dig­its — of searchers, that is, be they human or ‘bot. Still, the things they’re look­ing for! Queen Noor plas­tic surgery and jon meacham tire­some fool (he’s the edi­tor of Newsweek), smashed tits and death of the adverb, drug-seeking behav­ior and spook beck­man.

Every so often I get these community-college cat­a­logs offer­ing var­i­ous one-off classes. I’ve changed my mind; I’d take one called The Thor­ough Appre­ci­a­tion of Google Ana­lyt­ics. Some­one, please offer one.

OK, that’s it for today, then. Oh no, one bit of blog­gage. Fisticuffs at the Wash­ing­ton Post! Platform-agnostic shit content-management sys­tem bull­shit… I love it:

73 responses to
“Searching for something.”

  1. coozledad said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Here are a cou­ple of days of stats from my site. They’re remark­ably con­sis­tent:
    Search Views
    dogs slipped disc 2
    why do i only get strong erec­tions in th 1
    chicken paprika –food­ista –site:allrecip 1
    erect cock 1
    http://​www​.almost​fe​male​.com
    Search Engine Terms

    These are terms peo­ple used to find your blog.

    2009-10-19

    Search Views
    morn­ing erec­tion 2
    testis band­ing by wife 1
    almost­fe­male 1
    band­ing my boyfriend’s scro­tum 1
    trea­dle sewing machine 1

    The only thing miss­ing here really is the con­stant search for “erect mule cock“
    There’s a mar­ket for everything.

  2. Randy said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Smashed Tits, Death Of The Adverb…

    Pos­si­ble band names? I think they’re up there with Nancy’s ear­lier sug­ges­tion: Makeshift Memorial.

  3. brian stouder said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Who doesn’t like Jon Meacham?

    yadda yadda yadda — I loved his Andy Jack­son book — etc, etc

  4. Lex said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    My hardy perennials:

    – “on the run” (duh)
     – Thomas cake (Thomas the Tank Engine: pop­u­lar on kids’ birth­day cakes)
     – “Harry Pot­ter” cake (ditto)
     – “raise a child up in the way he should go” (and sev­eral other Bible-verse frag­ments)
     – “im in ur com­puter“
     – car­olina girls “hot to trot” (I titled a post that once — it was a decon­struc­tion of the lyrics to NC’s offi­cial state song — and it has been the gift from the pr0n surfers that keeps on giv­ing)
     – “lucky duck­ies” “wall street jour­nal” (info here for those unfa­mil­iar with the reference.)

    Recent crop-ups:
     – “how to fail with dig­nity“
     – Since I posted recently on Bernard Wasserstein’s essay on Han­nah Arendt, I’ve been get­ting sev­eral hits a day from peo­ple search­ing on var­i­ous com­bi­na­tions of Wasser­stein, Arendt and Times (of Lon­don, where the thing orig­i­nally ran).
     – Ken Lewis (out­go­ing Bank of Amer­ica CEO)
     – “a four-year-old’s mind”

    I need to speak to my biog­ra­pher about that last one.

  5. MarkH said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    SPOOK BECKMAN??!! Get out!

    Actu­ally, Brian, I don’t care for Jon Meacham…

  6. John said on November 5th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    My sec­ond cousin, Nancy Ann Nall, mar­ried Ter­rence Null. So she became, Nancy Nall Null.

  7. nancy said on November 5th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Per­haps I need to clar­ify: Those “ands” in the third-to-last graf are not Boolean, i.e., no one was link­ing Spook Beck­man to drug-seeking behav­ior. I threw the ands in to make the sen­tence more, y’know, musical.

  8. coozledad said on November 5th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Lex: Ever read Wasserstein’s book about Shang­hai in the thir­ties? I’m try­ing to remem­ber the name of the White Russ­ian tor­turer who worked for the Impe­r­ial Army. The OSS gave him a job on our side after the war.

  9. Sue said on November 5th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I came to Nancy’s site through Eric Zorn’s blog, a nice straight line from one inter­est­ing writer to another. A few months ago Eric posted the (work) email address of some­one who had threat­ened him. I imag­ine that resulted in a lively time for the guy who made the threat.

  10. Jolene said on November 5th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I just noticed that the time stamp on Sue’s mes­sage says 12:09 PM, but it’s only 12:08 PM. What’s up w/ that?

  11. MarkH said on November 5th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Actu­ally, I wasn’t mak­ing that Spook-seeking-drugs con­nec­tion, Nance. See­ing Spook’s name on your site just shook me a lit­tle. And, that WAS a lit­tle musi­cal (the line, not Spook).

  12. Julie said on November 5th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I am sorry to hear you felt mis­un­der­stood in Allen County, but then I also under­stand why you were! I live in AC and love your blog. My Dad, who is 83, was a big fan. He still quotes you. When we talk about some out­ra­geous thing, he will say, “like Nancy Nall says, is this a great coun­try or what?” Keep up the good work!

  13. nancy said on November 5th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Julie:

    Please don’t tell your dad I didn’t coin that one. Let him keep his illusions.

    N.

  14. crinoidgirl said on November 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

  15. Julie Robinson said on November 5th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    That was a dif­fer­ent Julie, but we share that opinion!

  16. Rana said on November 5th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    You know that now you’ve added those strings to one of your posts, your blog’s sig­nif­i­cance in the search engine’s going to go up, right?

    So, to con­fuse it a bit, here are my top ten:

    1. func­tional depres­sion
    2. ravens for sale
    3. frogs and ravens
    4. pol­i­tics with a small p
    5. small p pol­i­tics
    6. bibu­lus sem­pro­nius
    7. dis­ad­van­tages of exis­ten­tial­ism
    8. how many data points make a trend
    9. how to not be bit­ter
    10. pitch­ers of frogs

    Other amus­ing one-off-ers:

    pitch­ers of frogs grokking
    sand box and wierd say­ings
    short gap between ribs and hips
    slicker than owl snot say­ings
    the pool’s in but the patio ain’t dry
    what dis­solves rat trap glue
    where to find plas­tic ravens
    prime num­ber shit­ting bear
    full bore lin­ear panic mcmanus
    how to keep ear­wigs out of the house
    “men’s chest hair” and “pic­tures” (gotta love the ran­dom quo­ta­tion marks around “pic­tures”)
    2 rats fuck­ing in a wool sock
    can frogs get bird flu
    frogs which dont care about their child inde­pen­dent
    descrip­tion and obser­va­tion of good porch in the house
    how to scare chil­dren talk­ing about spi­der, frog legs and eyeball

    There are a lot of bit­ter, depressed peo­ple out there who are really con­cerned about being short-waisted, keep­ing frogs and ear­wigs out of their houses, and who want to buy ravens, is all I can say.

  17. annie said on November 5th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I found Nancy’s site thru a long ago Rome­nesko link about Bob Greene. Does that make me one of the ear­li­est read­ers? At the time I was work­ing at a news­pa­per (tho not as a jour­nal­ist). I used to check Rome­nesko reg­u­larly back when news­pa­per news had any sig­nif­i­cance for the world.

  18. 4dbirds said on November 5th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    I think I also found Nancy dur­ing the Bob Greene period.

  19. Deborah said on November 5th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    I found Nancy through Lance Man­nion, I found Lance Man­nion through James Wool­cot, I found James Wool­cot through By Ned­die Jingo, I have no rec­ol­lec­tion of how I found Ned­die, by chance I think.

  20. Laura Lippman said on November 5th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    I believe I found this blog with a Boolean search that com­bined an ex-boss’s name and the term “cheese-eater.”

  21. Jolene said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Huh, I was try­ing to remem­ber how I found my way here too, and now that I see Lance Mannion’s name, I think that must be it. How I found him, I have no idea.

  22. Jolene said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Another thing to add to the “things that make me feel old” file: Today is the 40th anniver­sary of the launch of Sesame Street. As is the case w/ most things I learn these days, this info came to me cour­tesy of Google. Pretty impres­sive to think about how many kids have learned things from the Mup­pets over all those years.

  23. Dorothy said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    We really have been hang­ing around each other for far too long, because all of these remem­brances of how we found Nancy sound awfully famil­iar to me.

    I found her by Googling “Irish Trav­el­ers” because there was a story in the news about 5 years ago. And I can’t remem­ber exactly what it was. When I just tried to repli­cate that search, I went back about 8 or 9 pages for Google results, and could no longer find a link to Nancy.

  24. moe99 said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    I found Nancy when she exposed that hor­ri­ble Bush appointee (whose name I have thank­fully for­got­ten) who pla­gia­rized his columns.

  25. Rana said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    I’m pretty sure I came here first because my fiancé kept read­ing me bits of your writ­ing and the com­ments. I think he found you through Lance.

  26. Lex said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    cooz: You talk­ing about “Secret War in Shang­hai”? I have not. I’d like to.

  27. Lex said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    And for the record, I no longer remem­ber how I found NN.c, but I did find that it’s a small world indeed when the man­ag­ing edi­tor at my paper ended up as the edi­tor of her paper in Fort Wayne. (I believe our host­ess would rather for­get that period of her life.)

  28. Kriesa said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    I’ve been lurk­ing for a few months. I think that this is my first post. This is catty, but I found Nancy’s blog through a Google search for “why do I hate James Lileks now?”

    I’d been a reg­u­lar reader of his blog, but got increas­ingly turned off until I stopped read­ing com­pletely a few years ago. I decided to re-test the waters there recently, and found that he was even more unread­able than I’d remem­bered. Hence, my Google search.

    Nancy’s was by far the most sat­is­fy­ing hit, and I’ve stuck around. I really enjoy the dis­cus­sions here. Plus, I grew up in MI, so it’s neat to get updates on what’s hap­pen­ing in my old home state.

  29. nancy said on November 5th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Wel­come to the sur­fac­ing lurk­ers. And Lex, your terse sum­ma­tion of what we could expect under your for­mer m.e. turned out to be dead-on. I’d hire you as a reporter any day.

  30. jcburns said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    I found Nancy in the OU Post news­room when I looked up to see who was mak­ing such witty wise­cracks. And, wow, read­ing about Spook Beck­man and his mid­dleaged wouldbe painterly son makes me feel like I’ve been doing peyote.

  31. Watson said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Okay, I’ll delurk as well — like Kriesa, I found Nancy through some Lileks-hating link and fell swiftly, deeply in crush with our pro­pri­etress and (most of) y’all here in the com­ments sec­tion. I free­lance, so the smart kib­itz­ing that goes on here is an excel­lent anti­dote to the long stretches of time I spend by myself. And my family’s from Detroit, so the dis­patches from MI inter­est me, too.

  32. brian stouder said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    I’ve been a Nancy Nall/Telling Tales reader for some­thing like one score and seven years (give or take), dat­ing back to when her news­pa­per col­umn was Tues­day, Thurs­day (maybe Fri­day?) and TOPPED OFF with (the most-like NN.c) open-form Sat­ur­day one, which fea­tured com­ments and argu­ments from cranks like me, who — in those days — had to scrawl some­thing onto actual paper and then put a postage stamp onto an enve­lope, and then drop the thing into a mail box, in the hopes that the USPS would deliver it to Fort Wayne News­pa­pers on Main Street in a timely enough fash­ion that it might pos­si­bly be granted an inning on Saturday…or not!

    Once, dur­ing the Dark Ages which descended upon Fort Wayne dur­ing the time between when Nance left the good ol’ News-Sentinel and before I redis­cov­ered her on the inter­net, I was noodling around on a buddy’s web­site, and fol­lowed a link to some sort of blogger-workshop, and (cue the tri­umphant strings and brass) TA DA!! I found ol’ Nance again! I was so happy to have found her site, that I posted and com­mented and argued and opin­ion­ated — and all with no type­writ­ers! No stamps! No wait­ing for Sat­ur­day!! I was a pig in mud!!

    And then? Ash­ley Mor­ris — God rest his soul — believed that I was a blither­ing idiot and/or troll, who was alto­gether too noisey; and of course, he was right.

    So — to this day, the idea (or strug­gle!) is to curb my enthu­si­asm. (and indeed, through this site I dis­cov­ered the superb Laura Lippman’s writ­ing, but we digress!)

  33. Julie said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    N
    will be our secret…it won’t be his only illu­sion.
    J

  34. Peter said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I too came on board thanks to Bob Greene. See, nobody is 100% evil; if it weren’t for that putz, I prob­a­bly wouldn’t have found this website.

  35. judybusy said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I found NN.c the old-fashioned way – a friend rec­om­mended her while we were hav­ing din­ner. I don’t know how my friend knew of you, but she’s been a reader for­ever. I read every day, includ­ing many of the com­ments. Thanks for all the smart stuff here!

  36. adrianne said on November 5th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    I found Nancy serv­ing up cream cheese and cucum­ber sand­wiches in her printer’s apron dur­ing a New Year’s Eve bash in the Fort when I was a young starry-eyed reporters. We’ve been friends ever since!

  37. Jolene said on November 5th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    From a Hank Stuever Face­book post­ing, more on the Allen v. Roig-Franzia scuf­fle and what it says (and doesn’t say) about what is hap­pen­ing at the Post in these try­ing days.

    Hank, by the way, has a new post at his blog re an inter­view in DC’s Metro Weekly. Includes a link to the interview.

  38. Hexdecimal said on November 5th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    /De-lurking

    I too have been read­ing, and watch­ing, Nance since before the first Gulf war. She’s the only jour­nal­ist who ever made me want to put pen to paper and then send in the result to a news­pa­per. Or was it crayon to paper? The result was we agreed to dis­agree, and we decided you get to do the writ­ing and I get to do the read­ing. It’s been work­ing out per­fect ever since…

    As for the watch­ing part, Nance — was it Chan­nel 15 that you did a morn­ing news show as a edi­to­r­ial com­men­ta­tor? I remem­ber that it was usu­ally funny with small talk ban­ter between you and the news per­son ‚and then you read your script, then more small talk. A fun 5 minutes.

    As for how I found NN.C, that AH HA moment is lost. Prob­a­bly I found it like I do most any­thing else on the web… I trip over it.

    /Re-lurking

  39. Julie Robinson said on November 5th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Like Brian, I’m a fan from the begin­ning of the N-S days when the DH was a part of the Fort Wayne News­pa­pers fam­ily (which it was way back then). Nance, you may not believe it, but you made your escape before the really dark days began.

  40. Jolene said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Bad stuff hap­pen­ing in Texas. Twelve sol­diers killed in a shoot­ing at Fort Hood. Many more wounded. Two sus­pects, also appar­ently sol­diers, in cus­tody. Hap­pened at 1:30 PM CST today. Gen­eral speak­ing on MSNBC right now.

  41. brian stouder said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    My brother served at Fort Hood, 30 + years ago.

    My fear — based on no facts yet — is that these shoot­ers thought them­selves some sort of latter-day Harpers Ferry/tree of liberty/Texas Secesh revolutionaries.

    Peo­ple who are just nuts tend to do this all alone; mul­ti­ple shoot­ers looks, quite sim­ply, like domes­tic terrorism

  42. whitebeard said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    I’m with Moe99, “I found Nancy when she exposed that hor­ri­ble Bush appointee (whose name I have thank­fully for­got­ten) who pla­gia­rized his columns.” BUT I remem­bered Tim’s name and have fol­lowed Nancy every day since, some­times com­ment­ing, mostly chuck­ling to myself and hop­ing she picks up a rock and uncov­ers another scoundrel.

  43. Beth said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Always read “Telling Tales” and believe it or not, I found nn​.com through the dreaded Medi­awatch site. Don’t read that thing much any­more, but read Nancy every day.

  44. ROgirl said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Who the hell is Spook Beckman?

  45. mark said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Right, brian. Just like the Fort Dix Six.

    Other than the fact that it has never been the case, we know that orches­trated attacks on the US mil­i­tary are always domes­tic, tree of lib­erty, types. The FBI is prob­a­bly inter­view­ing Rush Lim­baugh right now.

    Report (pre­lim­i­nary from CBS) com­ing in now is that the first and only iden­ti­fied shooter is Major Malik Nadal Hasan, a recent con­vert to Islam. If true, prob­a­bly the “Tree of Lib­erty Mosque.”

    The speed with which your knee jerked is, how­ever, breathtaking.

  46. crinoidgirl said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    The gunman’s been iden­ti­fied as Major Malik Nadal Hasan.

    Please please please don’t let this start a pogrom.

  47. crinoidgirl said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Mark, shut up. Now is not the time. I need to find out if my cousin is OK. I don’t give a crap what ide­ol­ogy or doo­fus­ness started this.

  48. mark said on November 5th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Sorry. It also didn’t strike me as the time for fac­tu­ally base­less spec­u­la­tion attribut­ing the attack to “tree of lib­erty” types.

    Edit: Didn’t know about your cousin when I posted and I hope he is safe and that you reach him soon. These will be my last words on the subject.

  49. Dexter said on November 5th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    I don’t give a fuck what they end up call­ing this, whether some jodied sol­dier came back to a preg­nant wife or girl­friend, some fun­da­men­tal­ist was doing his duty…this was an act of ter­ror­ism , true ter­ror­ism, and it’s sick. If this wasn’t a one now-dead man show, it’s time to re-start Ellis Unit One.
    http://​www​.youtube​.com/​w​a​t​c​h​?​v​=​p​u​Y​f​b​V5epWg

  50. crinoidgirl said on November 5th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Yeah, well it’s great to pon­tif­i­cate. I agree that it’s stu­pid to fig­ure out ahead of time who’s respon­si­ble for these awful things that are happening.

  51. MarkH said on November 5th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    ROgirl, Spook was a well-known, long-time TV and (mostly) radio per­son­al­ity in Colum­bus. Maybe Nancy or Kirk know how he acquired that moniker, I don’t know. He’s been dead for over 20 years, but was a leg­end in Cen­tral Ohio, worked at nearly every radio sta­tion there at one time or another. You either loved him or couldn’t stand him.

  52. Rana said on November 5th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    There’s Twit­ter feed on the shoot­ings here:

    http://​twit​ter​.com/​F​t​H​o​o​d​S​h​o​otings

    (via The Blot­ter blog at the Austin American-Statesman.)

  53. joodyb said on November 5th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    nance, didn’t you want a raven once? or was that a crow? or are they the same? rana, i SO heart your search lists (weep­ing, bows down as if to kiss your feet).

  54. Rana said on November 5th, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Now, now, joodyb. I hear you can get ravens at Hobby Lobby. (At least, that’s what some of my searchers seem to believe.)

  55. brian stouder said on November 5th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    The speed with which your knee jerked is, how­ever, breathtaking.

    True, Mark. As you may have noted, I freely admited that my knee jerked as a result of a wave of fear, “based on no facts”, but instead on reports (at that moment) that they had mul­ti­ple shoot­ers, and took two of them alive.

    A truly hor­ri­ble story, what­ever else we learn

  56. Hank Stuever said on November 5th, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    I found Nancy the most sin­ful way of all: Googling myself. (But it _feels_ so good.) It was years ago.

  57. joodyb said on November 5th, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    see, rana? my mind couldn’t even go there. hence, my gratitude.

  58. Lex said on November 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    [[I’d hire you as a reporter any day.]]

    I appre­ci­ate it, Nance. Just sorry y’all couldn’t have been spared.

  59. Danny said on November 5th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Guys, I’m busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking con­test, but who is this Nancy you all found? Hmmm .. name sounds familiar.

    I’ve loved Nancy ever since we’ve been sworn, mor­tal enemies.

    Brian, I don’t want to jinx it, but Ash­ley must be pretty proud of a cer­tain pro­fes­sional sports team who is hav­ing a very good sea­son (so far). Geaux {blanks}!!!

  60. brian stouder said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Danny, you got that right.

    Say, fur­ther to today’s “Search­ing for some­thing” header, pos­si­bly you have already seen this clip, but if not, it’s pretty funny.

    If you fast-forward to 2:35, and pause it, you can see a hid­den mes­sage that made me laugh out loud!

    http://​www​.col​bert​na​tion​.com/​t​h​e​-​c​o​l​b​e​r​t​-​r​e​p​o​r​t​-​v​i​d​e​o​s​/​2​5​4​0​1​6​/​n​o​v​e​m​ber-02 – 2009/alpha-dog-of-the-week — arnold-schwarzenegger

    I had pre­vi­ously seen an arti­cle like this one -
    http://​www​.mer​curynews​.com/​n​e​w​s​/​c​i​_​1​3​679428

    but Col­bert shows us what’s what

  61. Dexter said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Danny, I didn’t know Ash­ley , just exchanged a cou­ple thoughts with him on The Wire threads, but if he used to be a Saints fan, yes, he would be proud. And unless he was a sports-hater, he would have to be proud of the town’s team .
    When Saints QB Drew Brees played at Pur­due, he was great, but peo­ple said he was too short, too slow, too weak-armed…on and on. I always said he was going to be an all-pro, because he had an all-encompassing view of the field and he was light­ning quick on his pass release and foot­work. It was easy for even the casual fan to see he had a chance at great­ness, I thought, and now look at him.
    I became con­vinced when I was at the last Michi­gan Sta­dium appear­ance of Drew Brees. It was pour­ing down, a cold Novem­ber rain, and Brees never missed a step, over­came the weather, and did remark­ably well.

  62. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    I’m think­ing i stum­bled into this pub on a stormy night around 1998 – 99, a bit before Bob Greene’s major self-immolation, when i still attempted the vague half-hearted defense of his smarm on behalf of abused kids. If i try hard, i can still sum­mon up a lit­tle appre­ci­a­tion, but his behav­ior with teenage admir­ers (& sources) made that not worth the effort.

    It was by way of Amy Welborn’s links that i found NN.C, & how i started read­ing Amy 3 blog titles ago is a long story of no inter­est to any­one here that i can imag­ine. But gen­er­ally, it started with a the­o­log­i­cal tie that mixed with a pique of jour­nal­is­tic inter­est, and was cemented in place by the writ­ing. Good writ­ing is worth a daily look-see; call it a spir­i­tual dis­ci­pline of sorts. (Full dis­clo­sure: i read despite the recur­rent Lileks slams, not because of them. Of course, i used to defend Greene, too. But never Mitch. Can’t stand Albom. We all have limits.)

  63. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    PS — somebody’s server clock didn’t reset for DST last Sun­day morning.

  64. Danny said on November 5th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Dex­ter, I so agree. When the Charg­ers got rid of Drew, I was actu­ally happy for him. It’s wild how some peo­ple who call them­selves Gen­eral Man­agers don’t really seem to be good judges of talent.

  65. crazycatlady said on November 6th, 2009 at 1:13 am

    I found Nancy’s blog when my hus­band Beb wouldn’t shut up about her. She said this, she said that, blah, blah ‚blah! Nancy, Nancy, NANCY! So I had to read it and I’m hooked. At least he shuts up now…

  66. alex said on November 6th, 2009 at 1:22 am

    I found out about NN.C through NN when I con­tacted her about a hard copy col­umn she wrote about a com­i­cal col­li­sion of cul­tures that were never oth­er­wise sup­posed to meet. She heard about it from one of the par­ties, an Amish fam­ily. I had heard it from the other, the black drag queen who showed up at the Amish family’s doorstep in a torn dress and one high-heeled shoe in des­per­ate need of first aid and a ride back to town.

  67. Dave said on November 6th, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Found Nancy when we first strayed to Fort Wayne in 1986 and read the N-S. Not sure at all when we first learned of her blog, per­haps it was via the news­pa­per or, and I dread say­ing it, the hated medi­awatch, doesn’t deserve capitalization.

    Ah, Spook Beck­man, I remem­ber being about four years old and a flashy red con­vert­ible dri­ving down Main Street, near James Road, between White­hall and Bex­ley. My mother said, “Why, that’s Spook Beck­man”. Would have been about 1954, at that time, he also had a TV show on chan­nel 6.

  68. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 6th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    So, chief, when did this blog/running column/website go up? I really can’t recall for sure, but i started think­ing last night i remem­bered read­ing your stuff online pre-1999, but i’m not certain.

  69. nancy said on November 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Jan­u­ary 14, 2001. Might have been the 17th, but I’m pretty sure it was the 14th. It was my New Year’s res­o­lu­tion: “Try some­thing new,” prob­a­bly. And may I just say, as I pre­pare today’s entry, that read­ing all these com­ments has been won­der­ful? You folks really are the best.

  70. Jeff (the mild-mannered one) said on November 6th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    I found the date of Greene’s exfo­li­a­tion as 2002, and it seemed like i’d been read­ing here for at least six months before that, so it must have been late 2001 or Jan. 2002.

  71. SimplerDave said on November 6th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    And another vote to the ‘found Nancy through Lance Man­nion; found Lance through James Wol­cott’ crowd — found Mr Wol­cott through a film blog called Mys­tery Man On Film ( http://​mys​tery​manon​film​.blogspot​.com/ ) some­time in the early-mid 00s. Ah, the interweb…

  72. Ann said on November 6th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    I’m another fan who goes back to the Bob Greene scan­dal. I never liked him (I remem­ber fondly the Chicago Reader col­umn along the lines of “we read Bob Greene so you don’t have to”) and was happy to wal­low in the mud of the scan­dal a while. Once here I was hooked, like all of us, by the writing.

    It reminds me how many of my favorite blogs are writ­ten by pro­fes­sional jour­nal­ists. Zorn, Ebert, Sul­li­van, Nall. A sin­gle story or topic can draw me in, but it’s the writ­ing that keeps me faithful.

  73. Mindy said on November 6th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    I found Nancy one day after read­ing her col­umn and won­der­ing if she’d writ­ten any­thing else. The web­site was so refresh­ing because it was like find­ing her pour­ing a glass of wine after a long day at work and say­ing what she couldn’t include in the col­umn. There was a counter back then. I remem­ber tak­ing a num­ber around 18,000 (“We are happy to serve you 18,000″ it said) and feel­ing hor­ri­bly cheated that I’d missed so many posts. Then the Bob Greene rant hap­pened and I’ve been peri­od­i­cally ask­ing for a Great­est Hits file here ever since.